Just when Li Rujin accompanied the cabinet members to the supermarket, the emperor of the empire also received the news, during this time, the emperor was very concerned about Li Rujin, and specially ordered people to pay attention to Li Rujin's movements, but now the emperor is a little confused, what kind of situation is this? People are curious, and the emperor is no exception, no, he rushed to the supermarket with a few retinues. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

When I entered the office area of the supermarket, I happened to see the person in charge of the supermarket coming out of the office with a few pieces of paper in his hand, the emperor asked a few words, and when he learned that the paper was something written by Li Rujin, he was very interested and asked to come over and take a look.

Look at it, the emperor can make the emperor happy, good things, the slight finishing of what is written above is a set of supermarket service specifications! And the person in charge is in a daze at the moment, really confused, what day is today, first the cabinet, then the emperor's, it is difficult to see one of them on weekdays, but today they collectively went to his supermarket to report, what is the situation? After work, should I go to the lottery office and buy a few tickets?

The emperor didn't care so much, and after asking the cabinet about it, he walked over directly. The door of the office was closed, and I saw that the emperor did not go up and knock on the door, but put his ear to the door, eavesdropped, wipe! Is it really good for you to do this? You are the emperor of a country! Is there still a little bit of the demeanor of a king of a country?

Through the door panel, Li Rujin's voice is still clearly recognizable, at this time Li Rujin is telling the elders how to judge whether a company is good or bad through the market, I don't know that there is an eavesdropper outside the door, and this eavesdropper is still the emperor of the empire.

Li Rujin talked about the highlights, the emperor was also addicted to eavesdropping, and his head was still lit from time to time, if it weren't for the smooth door panel, the emperor's ears would have been swollen. The entourage who came with the emperor was dumbfounded, ..... this? Met such an unreliable emperor, alas! Bitter also! Fate! Turn back and lock off the entire office area. This will, the emperor's image is not very good, and outsiders can't see it!

After a while, Li Rujin summed up the speech, "Agriculture is the foundation of a country's stability, no work is not strong, industry is a country's strong foundation, no business is not rich, and commerce is the foundation of a country's prosperity." Taking advantage of the opportunity of this reform, we must vigorously develop the foundation of agriculture, industry, and commerce, and lay a good foundation for the take-off of the Dawen Empire. ”

A burst of warm applause came from the office, and the emperor who was eavesdropping at the door was also elated, almost dancing with his hands, after all, he was the emperor of the empire, the master of this country. Can his ministers be so considerate of the empire, think about the development of the empire, give advice, and be loyal, such good ministers, pillars of the country, as the emperor, can they not be happy?

The door opened, and the Great Elder looked at the door with a shocked face, I'll go, how could this guy appear in front of the door at this time? And the expression is so weird?

The emperor was looking at the Great Elder in embarrassment, the muscles on his face were still twitching, and the originally happy smiling face was about to be replaced by a serious face, but the Great Elder appeared too suddenly, and the work was only half completed, so the expression on his face looked particularly weird.

The group asked the emperor for peace, and they didn't say anything superfluous, some things just knew in their hearts, and it was more appropriate to put them in their stomachs than to say them. Everyone walked towards the cabinet compound with the emperor, but the atmosphere was a little strange and quiet.

The emperor's heart is sad and angry, but also nervous, sad and angry, how can he be so careless, eavesdropping, let people catch a square, uh, this face is lost, worried, how will the old bastards in the cabinet spray themselves later, on weekdays, as long as he has a little bit of indiscretion, he was seen by the old bastards of the cabinet, it is good to count a few words, and the sad thing is to squirt without a head and face, and often make himself depressed.

Can't beat and beat, scold and scold, these old bastards can always stand on reason, even if they want to refute, in the end they can only swallow helplessly. Aggrieved!

Li Rujin was a few steps behind, walking with the emperor, seeing the emperor's depressed appearance, he couldn't bear it in his heart, so he told him a joke, the story of the old stalk in his previous life, the Europa people, the Ugua people and the people of the Dawen Empire.

It is said that one day, a Europa, a Ugua, and a member of the Dawen Empire went on an expedition to Africa together, and the natives were caught, and the chief of the natives said: "You will be punished for going on an expedition to us without our consent, and you will be beaten with a hundred boards each, but you are guests from afar, and you may make a small wish before you are beaten, and if it is not too much, we can fulfill your wish." ”

"The first to be beaten was the Europa, who said: Can you put a mat on my ass? The leader granted his wish, and it turned out that halfway through the beating, the mat broke, and the Europa was beaten with a howl of ghosts and wolves, and his ass was broken. ”

"The second to be beaten was the Ugua, and he said, 'Can you put ten mats on my buttocks?' The chief thought about it, and fulfilled his wish, but after a hundred big boards, the Ugua people had nothing to do, and he was very proud, laughed at the Europa, and said to the people of the Dawen Empire: You are not allowed to imitate me. ”

The third person to be beaten was a man from the Dawen Empire, and he said to the leader: Come! Put the gourd on my ass! ”

After listening to the joke, the emperor paused for a moment, and after reacting, he couldn't laugh freely, holding his stomach, squatting on the ground with a smile, and almost rolling on the ground. Li Rujin didn't expect the emperor's laughter to be so low, and he would laugh like this, so he had to laugh together.

The laughter alarmed the people who walked in front of the cabinet, turned back, and asked Li Rujin what had happened. I had to say that he told a joke to the emperor, and the emperor laughed like this.

The emperor was still overjoyed, pointed at Li Rujin and said, "This kid is too bastard, and the jokes he tells are too ridiculous." Haha, I'm laughing to death! Ha ha! ”

The cabinet people didn't believe it, Li Rujin was helpless, and told the joke again, this time it was a leak, and the cabinet people were also squatting on the ground and laughing! A group of people squatted on the ground, and the sound of "hahaha" was endless.

People passing by are far away, for fear that a group of crazy people in front of them will come and beat themselves, this reason, but there is no place to go!

Only Li Rujin was left standing there alone, with a loveless face, slandering in his heart, it was just a joke, what kind of trouble are you going to make!

Everyone laughed for five minutes, and the sound of haha gradually subsided, and a few of them actually laughed at old tears, Li Rujin was very innocent.

The Great Elder pointed at Li Rujin and said, "You should put this stinky boy on that person's ass." ”

Everyone laughed again, the laughter was old, but still heroic.