Chapter Thirty-Eight: I'm the Most Handsome in Our Village
Zhang Fayao and his fox friend had to Wen Hao perform on stage to prove Zhao Jingxiang's innocence. Originally, this request was vexatious, and some people should not be coaxed. As a result, the people in the dance hall were divided into three factions, one party supported Zhang Fayao, and the other faction represented by Tang Ying and Lu Xiaoman supported Zhao Jingxiang. Part of it was watching the excitement.
At this time, the owner of the dance hall came out, and they made such a fuss about how his dance hall did business.
"Hello everyone, in fact, it doesn't matter whether Miss Zhao's song is written by her, the key is whether she sings well or not, whether you like it or not. There is no need to argue about such a thing. ”
Wen Hao was angry when he heard it, and he had been making mud for a long time, what do you mean? Zhang Fayao also agreed when he heard it, he originally wanted to make Wen Hao ugly, but if it didn't work, he wouldn't see Wen Hao make a fool of himself.
"Boss Zhang just now, this Zhao Jingxiang's younger brother said that he would also hum a few words. And it's also different, we all want to enjoy it, I don't know if you can borrow your stage to use it? "Zhang Fayao is going to force Wen Hao to come to power today.
"I just hummed a few words randomly, but I didn't dare to go on stage." Of course, Wen Hao wanted to go up and shake this Zhang Fayao. But you have to pretend that you don't dare to go up. He just wants Zhang Fayao to force himself to come to power now. At this time, the more fierce he jumped, the more he lost his face.
"I think let this little brother go up and try it, after all, it's Miss Zhao's younger brother, maybe he really has Miss Zhao's three-point ability?" Some people are coaxing on the sidelines.
I saw a lot of people who wanted Wen Hao to come to the stage like Zhang Fayao. The old stage of the dance hall thought about it early, and it was good to think about it. Can't be dragged on.
"You just go on stage and perform, or you see everyone wants to see your performance. "
Wen Hao lowered his head and pretended not to dare. Tang Ying couldn't help but sigh in her heart when she saw it, you don't have that ability, don't brag like Zhang Fayao. Okay, now that everyone has heard what you said, I also learned my sister to hum at home, and now everyone wants you to go up and hum, and you are pretending to be stupid.
Zhao Jingxiang has confidence in Wen Hao, after all, those two songs were made by Wen Hao, but is it too late to make another one now?
"Xiao Hao, are you okay?" Zhao Jingxiang leaned on Wen Hao's ear and asked in a whisper.
"Sister, if you don't want to gamble with him, otherwise the empty talk will be boring." Wen Hao whispered to Zhao Jingxiang.
"You kid is still calculating others." Zhao Jingxiang was secretly happy when she heard it. He knew that Wen Hao must be sure.
"Zhang Gongzi, you can't let my brother say that he will perform, why should you? Zhao Jingxiang questioned Zhang Fayao instead.
"I don't know how to get your brother to put on a show and let us open our eyes." Zhang Fayao asked rhetorically.
"My brother is more talented than me, and it's not something ordinary people can ask him to do." Zhao Jingxiang said.
"Yes, as long as he performs to everyone's satisfaction, I have two hundred oceans as a reward." Zhang Fayao thought to himself, Erbai Dayang said a lot to him, and a lot to say less.
"In this way, if your brother's performance satisfies everyone, I will also award two hundred oceans." The ballroom owner also spoke.
Zhao Jingxiang saw that there were four hundred oceans all of a sudden. I immediately agreed. Relying on this sister to be honest, if Wen Hao makes a move, he won't let go if he doesn't pit him. There's no way who calls this sister an honest person, it's good to be able to open her mouth and cooperate with Wen Hao in this scene.
"Brother, just show them a hand." Zhao Jingxiang said to Wen Hao.
When the people around heard it, they could see that Zhao Jingxiang was quite confident in her younger brother. Is he also a genius?
Wen Hao was a little dissatisfied and looked at Zhao Jingxiang and sold him to Sibai Dayang, it was too cheap. But forget it, there is no way, there is no better than nothing.
Wen Hao thought that there was no need to pretend even if he reached this point, so he got up and came directly to the stage.
He came directly to the ballroom like this, so that from the perspective of people, it seemed that he was quite confident. Some people are thinking that maybe Zhao Jingxiang has a new work that no one has come up with, so Wen Hao is just going to take it out to perform.
When Wen Hao came to the stage, he saw a jazz drum in the band, so he walked to the jazz drum and said to the drummer, "Can you borrow me the drum?" ”
The drummer looked at the ballroom owner, who nodded, and he hurriedly gave the drum to Wen Hao.
Wen Hao sat directly at the position of the drummer just now, picked up the drum hammer and casually struck a drum beat of a hip-hop genre.
Wen Baitian prefers this style of music, and the people below take a look at Wen Baitian hitting a new drum rhythm on stage.
"Miss Zhao can't see that your brother has a talent for playing drums," Zhao Jingxiang couldn't help laughing when she heard it, she didn't know that Wen Hao could play drums.
At this time, I heard Wen Baitian singing in a strange tone, which shouldn't be singing.
"In the mountains on our side, there is a legend once upon a time.
Within a hundred years, there will be a peerless handsome guy in our village.
People are talking and thinking about it in private.
I don't know that the ancestor is smoking, this is the ancestor who has accumulated virtue.
Suddenly, a red light flashed, and the heavens and the earth trembled.
The clouds spelled together a big handsome word and fell on my doorstep.
Originally, I didn't quite understand what it means to be handsome.
It wasn't until one day that I picked up the mirror and looked at it, and it dawned on me.
When I was five years old, I participated in the village beauty pageant and won the first place. ”
Wen Hao sang the rap song of porridge on stage while beating the drum. The rhythmic drums and the rap sound are combined to give people a unique flavor.
It feels a bit like Zhou Xingchi's tapping on the dishes in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance". said that the whole audience has become a chicken eating Mitu.
"Your brother plays the drums well, whether he sings or talks, but it's interesting." Lu Xiaoman said to Zhao Jingxiang.
"I haven't found out that your brother is really narcissistic, is he that handsome? How I didn't find out. There is such a thing as a big handsome word falling on your doorstep? Also participates in beauty pageants. I really laughed to death," Tang Ying laughed on the side, and couldn't keep her mouth shut.
Zhao Jingxiang didn't expect Wen Hao to come to this show. It's shameless to think about scolding. When did a handsome word fall to the door of the house, it was really made up.
"Since that year, there have been many matchmakers in the house like ants.
Whenever walking on the street, the girl screams and faints on the ground.
I was handsome and got in the way of traffic, so I had to go out and wear a mask. ”
The people below couldn't laugh when they heard this. However, with the sound of drums and Wen Hao's kind of singing and not singing, as if he was talking but not speaking, listening to the tone in his ears gives people a new feeling. Some people shook their heads as they listened.
"I'm the worst in our village,
The bad I was oily, the bad I was smoking, the bad I was sweating.
In our village I dragged the most,
The horizontal crab and the strong king and the eight horizontal are not dragged by me.
I'm the coolest in our village
Whether it's cool inside or outside, it's impossible not to be cool.
I'm the most handsome in our village,
Handsome out of the level, handsome out of the style, handsome out of the whole era. ”
The people in the dance hall couldn't stand it when they heard it, and they all laughed back and forth.
"Your brother is so talented, he is simply too bean-like, is there anyone who boasts about himself like this? The bad flowing oil, dragged like the crab king eight, is also handsome out of the level, handsome out of the whole era. I think he blows out the level, blows out the new era. Tang Ying and Lu Xiaoman hugged each other with a smile. Lu Xiaoman also sprayed the wine in his mouth on Tang Ying.
Zhao Jingxiang also couldn't stand the song Wen Hao sang, and she couldn't sit still laughing, and almost fell under the chair.
The people in the dance hall heard this kind of singing for the first time, and the lyrics were too shocking. Although many people don't understand the meaning of cool, but the bad flowing oil from the front, and the elephant crab dragged from the back, Wang Ba. You can guess a little bit as well.
"I really can't see it, Zhao Jingxiang's younger brother still has this talent, the song can be sung like this, and I don't know how he came up with this word. But the drum is playing really well. I've never heard of this style before. Chen Gexin also said while laughing.
"He's a bit like Allegro now, but it's not like Allegro in that he plays a bit like jazz, but with a bit more rhythm. Some are a combination of earth and ocean. I really have some musical talent. But that's what the word does. Li Jinhui shook his head when he heard this.
"I told Tang Ying that I wasn't handsome, and I was slapped in the face.
She cried and said to me, "Why are you so liar?"
I told Xiaoman that I was not handsome, and she gave me a heartwarming leg.
She said that you are a good person, but you are a little dishonest.
Okay, okay, even if I'm the most handsome, everyone is satisfied
As a result, the boxers who covered my head hit me all over the face.
What is called, even if it is true, is like this. ”
Tang Ying and Lu Xiaoman listened below, first stunned, and then scolded Wen Hao for being shameless and shameless, and laughed upright.
"Miss Zhao, your brother is one of the most shameless people I have ever seen, isn't it the most shameless person. Is there such a boast of oneself?
"Sister, don't tell any woman my address, or I'm afraid they will find my house."
Zhao Jingxiang also couldn't stand Wen Hao. How could her brother come up with such a play?
This is a Chinese rap song that Wen Hao went to shake his head and listened to, which is a rare porridge work, but it was very fun to listen to and I learned it after finding it on the Internet, and I RAP it when I was okay today.
Zhang Fayao didn't expect Wen Baitian to come to this hand, the more he listened, the more angry he became, what was the most handsome and remembered to let him sit down, that is, he said that Zhang Fayao was not handsome or didn't let him sit down, and then used handsome to sing, making him feel that Wen Hao was aimed at him.
However, the dancehall was the first time to listen to this style of song, and many people were infected by the rhythm of the song. The rhythm is swaying, and it is novel and fun to hear the lyrics. Many people couldn't stand up with laughter. Others laughed out loud.
Some people are still learning Wen Hao: "My bad oil, bad smoke, bad school body sweating." I am handsome out of style, handsome out of level, handsome out of the whole era. '
"What's so cool or whatever. You made a note of whether there was any" and someone was still asking the person next to you.
"I don't know what kind of underwear or what kind of outer pants."
"Wait and ask him what his panties are."
"What I like the most is that I drag the most in our village, and the horizontal crab is strong, and Wang Bahengjian is not dragged by me. It's pretty domineering. ”
The entire dance hall brought Wen Hao a sea of joy.