Bai Shanren was not in a good mood, and he was drunk. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, it was already late at night.

Bai Shanren came home from near noon, and he drank with Huang Shanren. He and Huang Shanren drank until the afternoon. In the afternoon, after Huang Shanren left, he drank there alone again, and he stayed until late at night.

After Bai Shanren got drunk, he slept on the table.

Bai Shanren is the master of everyone, and there are many people in his family, so someone helped him to bed.

However, it took a long time for everyone to do so.

Because Bai Shanren's body was heavy, and Bai Shanren also vomited on the ground, he also needed to clean it up.

After they had been busy for a long time, they all went back to their respective houses to rest.

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But at this time, something happened in Baifu again.

Let's just say that there is a person named the white-haired mouse in the White Mansion.

This person is also surnamed Bai, and he still has the same surname as Bai Shanren. His nickname is Mouse. People call him the "white-haired mouse".

Who is the white-haired mouse in Baifu?

The white-haired mouse is a night fighter.

"Those who fight at night" are those who patrol on duty in Baifu at night.

The function of "fighting at night" is to prevent people from stealing Baifu's property at night.

The White Mansion is so big, and there are so many belongings, of course, someone needs to patrol it at night.

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Just tonight.

Tonight, when the white-haired mouse saw that his master Bai Shanren was also drunk, and many people in Baifu were also asleep, and many of them were still sleeping solidly, he became evil.

At this time, the white-haired mouse wanted to steal something from Baifu.

Because the white-haired mouse was on duty at night, everyone else was asleep at this time, but he didn't sleep. He wanted to steal something, so he had evil intentions.

In today's terms, this is called "the convenience of the job".

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After the white-haired mouse thought about it, he began to act.

The white-haired mouse arrived in the kitchen.

When the white-haired mouse arrived in the kitchen, he saw a bag of rice.

That bag of rice weighed about 20 catties.

The white-haired mouse said: I will carry this bag of rice home now, and when I come back, I will come to a thief and shout to catch the thief.

The white-haired mouse carried the bag of rice and left the kitchen.

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It should also be that the white-haired mouse is not going well tonight, he just walked to the gate of the White Mansion, he just opened the gate of the White Mansion, he was just about to carry the bag of rice away, and a person suddenly came behind him.

The man saw that a man was about to leave with a bag of things from the master's house, and he took a closer look and saw that the person carrying the master's things was a white-haired mouse, and he stopped the white-haired mouse at that time.

The man said, "Stop! Where to go? ”

But the white-haired mouse was frightened, and the white-haired mouse was so frightened that he almost fell down.

The white-haired mouse thought that people were sleeping at this time, and no one would find out, but he didn't expect it to be discovered.

Since "thunder is in the sky", you have to go to the top!

The white-haired mouse looked back at the person who had just called him, and he was even more frightened - the person who had just called him was none other than White Bear, the chief administrator of their White Mansion.

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The white bear is the chief administrator of the White Mansion and an important figure in the White Mansion. His status in the White Mansion is second only to Bai Lian, the eldest son of the White Mansion. Because he is also the adopted son of Bai Shanren, do you say that Bai Xiong's status in Bai Mansion can be low?

Bai Xiong didn't have a father and mother when he was a few years old, and he was raised by Bai Shanren for a period of time in the future.

Therefore, the white bear is absolutely heartfelt to the White House.

Tonight, Bai Xiongxin said: Now that our master is drunk, everyone else is sleeping, and everyone else is sleeping very well, will there be anything in our Baifu tonight, will anyone want to steal us at this time?

The white bear took note.

As soon as the white bear noticed, he didn't sleep, he wanted to go out for a walk, and as soon as he went out, he found the white-haired mouse.

When Bai Xiong saw that someone really wanted to steal Bai Mansion at this time, he was angry: because it is immoral to steal while he is false!

When the white bear looked at this person who took advantage of the theft, he was even more angry: because the white bear was still the "top boss" of the white-haired mouse, the white bear was the general manager of the white mansion, the white-haired mouse was in the night in the white mansion, and the white bear was in charge of the white-haired mouse.

When the white bear saw that the white-haired mouse was about to steal, he went up and called the white-haired mouse to stop.

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When the white-haired mouse saw the white bear, he was frightened.

The white-haired mouse hurriedly knelt down for the white bear.

The white-haired mouse also knew that he couldn't run.

The white-haired mouse is working here, and everyone knows where he lives, and he can run anywhere! Even if you run away, people will be able to find a home tomorrow.

At this time, the white bear went up and slapped the white-haired mouse twice.

The white-haired mouse covered his mouth and said, "Boss, listen to me ......." ”

The white bear said, "Needless to say! Let's talk to the master tomorrow! ”

The white bear locked up the white-haired mouse.

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The next day, Bai Xiong told Bai Shanren about the rice stolen by the white-haired mouse last night.

At this time, the wine of the white good man also woke up early.

When Bai Shanren heard this, he was so angry!

Bai Shanren said: Huang Shanren's anger, I haven't disappeared at all, why is there something wrong?

Bai Shanren commanded: "Bring me the white-haired mouse!" ”

The white benevolent man said: White-haired mouse! You're such a mouse! You steal my rice, you're really going to find the time!

Soon, the white-haired rat was brought in.

As soon as the white-haired mouse saw Bai Shanren, he hurriedly knelt down: "Master is around!" Spare your life! The villain will never dare again next time! ”

Bai Shanren said: What should I do with this white-haired mouse? Do I beat him, or drive him away, or do I fine him a few dollars?

At this time, Bai Shanren thought about Huang Shanren's side again.

As soon as Bai Shanren thought of Huang Shanren, his eyes immediately lit up.

Bai Shanren said: Am I linking the matter of the white-haired mouse with the matter of Huang Shanren, and I will deal with it together?

Bai Shanren thought about it, and he immediately came up with an idea.

At this time, Bai Shanren asked several of his subordinates: "When Huang Shanren was parading through the streets that day, which of you went to see it?" ”

One of the soldiers said, "I'm going to see it." ”

When Huang Shanren was paraded in the street that day, Bai Shanren didn't go to see it, and Bai Shanren and Huang Shanren were also considered "friends", could he go to see his friend's jokes when his "friend" was humiliated, so he didn't go.

However, Bai Shanren's family went a lot that day.

This white good man asked, and a family member said.

The family said he went to see it.

Bai Shanren smiled, and he instructed his family: "You can arrange the following things." Let the white-haired rat parade the streets! ”

The family member said, "Yes! ”

Bai Shanren said to his family again: "But you have to listen to me!" Today's white-haired mouse's street parade standard must be the same as Huang Shanren's street parade standard that day! When Huang Shanren was parading the street that day, a few people followed, and when the white-haired mouse was paraded on the street today, a few people must follow; When Huang Shanren paraded the street that day, there were a few drummers and a few gongs, and when the white-haired rats were paraded in the street today, there must be a few drummers and gongs; When Huang Shanren paraded on the street that day, what Huang Shanren said in his mouth, when the white-haired mouse paraded on the street today, the white-haired mouse had to say something in his mouth. Even when Huang Shanren was parading through the streets that day, what clothes Huang Shanren was wearing, and what clothes the people who accompanied Huang Shanren were wearing, they had to be the same for me; Even when Huang Shanren was parading through the street that day, a few of the people who accompanied Huang Shanren had long beards, and a few who didn't have long beards, they all had to be the same for me! ”

Before Bai Shanren's words could be finished, the people next to him all laughed.

Only then did Bai Shanren "take revenge".