The march and the war are really bitter, these few days, I obviously feel that my belly is smaller several times, in fact, I am still very well-proportioned except for my stomach! Since he didn't practice, his body rebounded instantly, and his brother was as light as a swallow back then, and after the rebound, he directly became a human tank model!

After walking for more than a week, I feel that I have almost adapted to the speed of their march, and in this more than a week our "tank" has also begun to take shape, and we have been building in secret, isn't it just to wait for a stunning appearance!

In the past few days, I have been running with Brother Meng De's cavalry battalion and my Wushuang Company, and I have also met most of the people in the cavalry battalion, and they know that I am Cao Cao's brother, so they are very polite to me, but there is one person who looks at me with slanted eyes every time, and it is that Da Zhuang!

So every time I have fun, I stand next to Da Zhuang, and from time to time I tease him, and he screams and doesn't dare to fight back! In the end, when I went to tease him, he had already begun to learn to pretend to be stupid, and I found that no matter how stupid a person is, he also has his smart side, so I began to stab him with a small stick from time to time, and he didn't care about me anymore. Am I playing a little too much, this is a crash!

Brother Meng De said: "If there are a few more boring people like you, our army will be wiped out before it reaches Yingchuan!" I said, "I'm bored on the road, you tell me to do something!" Brother Meng De said: "Then you can't grab Da Zhuang and ravage it alone!" He's almost gone without food for the past few days! I was surprised and said, "No, it really made me break down?"

So I found Da Zhuang, and before I could get in front of him, I saw that he had begun to forget himself, and I walked up to him and said, "I won't talk about you in the future!" You don't have to look like you every day! "He ignored me! I thought about it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Yes! I used this trick! I said to him again: "Really, Brother Meng De just told me that he won't let me torture you, for fear that you will be distracted during the war and lose your life again!" ”

At this time, Da Zhuang's eyes moved slightly, and then returned to the original dementia and continued to walk, I walked next to him and said, "I'll say it one last time, if you don't return to normal now, I'll even babble and poke you until you die!" Three, two! ”

I was about to count one when Da Zhuang said to me with a look of distrust on his face, "Are you serious? You don't bother me anymore? I said, "Yes! You're going to hang up on the battlefield, and I won't have to play anymore! Da Zhuang said with a crying voice: "It's the first time I want to die on the battlefield like this!" ”

I said, "Just kidding, who made you keep looking at me with a side face and squinting at me!" As soon as I said this, all the people walking next to me turned their heads and looked at the walk in front of them!

Da Zhuang said: "Whoever asks you to come up will humiliate me, it is wrong for me to beat people, but you can't humiliate me, you can not be humiliated!" I smiled and said, "Fuck your uncle!" Don't insult this sentence, if you don't insult it, you would have committed suicide a long time ago, and you're still listening to me here! Da Zhuang stammered, "I'm here to save my useful body for the battlefield!" ”

I said, "Hey, I didn't see you being quite good at it?" Did you have a mating conference with brain cells the other day? So many words come out today! It seems that I still have to do a good job of brain cell family planning for you! Da Zhuang immediately shut up and stopped talking! I put my arms around his neck and said, "I only tease you when I see you, you are all comrades-in-arms, what can I do to you!" Don't look down on people in the future! ”

Da Zhuang nodded and whispered: "Well, no one will dare to offend you in the future, it's too annoying, it seems that I can sleep well today!" Then the face was full of happiness and intoxicating expression! I looked at him in amazement and said, "Your sister, am I so annoying?" Then a circle of soldiers, including Da Zhuang, looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle at the same time! Well, good put! It seems that Uncle Ben is not useless, hehehe!

On the night of the 14th day, under the wise leadership of 54 cutting-edge vehicle manufacturers and myself, we finally completed the "Musou Tank No. 1"! At this time, it was already late at night, and the shell of Musou Tank No. 1 was all wrapped in iron sheets, which really looked like a tank from the outside! I wrote the four characters of Wushuang No. 1 on it, and after writing it, I found out that it was simplified. Ma Youcai looked confused and said, "Company commander, what are you writing here?" ”

I thought about it and stammered, "Ahahaha, this is a word, did I write it wrong?" Ma Youcai said: "Boss, except for one word, you wrote the remaining three words incorrectly!" I was speechless~ I said helplessly: "Okay, talented!" Come up and write all over again! ”

At this time, Ma Youcai said to me excitedly: "Really? You asked me to go up and write it? I said, "What's this, we're all equal, whoever wants to write can do it, and whoever lets you be the only one who can write!" ”

I thought for a moment and said, "Since you are so good at writing, let's write all the names of our companies on it!" Then everyone burst into laughter and said, "The company commander is wise!" After Ma Youcai heard this, he held the pen in one hand and pumped his mouth with the other.

I said, "Since it was made by all of us together, the first one must have everyone's name, so that future generations will know everyone in this Musou No. 1!" If only our tanks were to make a big splash on the battlefield! Then each and every one of you will be famous for eternity! "Everyone applauded in unison! I think that the morale of this vote is now, let them go straight to Zhangjiao's nest, and they dare to go!

After everyone was happy for a while, I said, "That's it for today, let's start testing Musou No. 1 when we camp tomorrow, and when there is no problem after the test, we will start teaching everyone how to operate, okay?" Let's go back to bed today, and it's not too late for us to celebrate when the final test is successful! Everyone dispersed after answering, but Ma Youcai was still writing his name there.

I called Le Jin to walk up to Ma Youcai and said, "Tomorrow, the three of us and Hu Dali and their three platoon commanders will start the test!" The two of them nodded and said, "Company Commander Xie!" I waved my hand: "Don't be too happy, the test is the most tiring, don't complain when the time comes!" ”

Le Jin smiled and said, "How can it be, it's too late to be happy!" Ma Youcai also said: "Yes, company commander, it was you who can afford us to let us do the test!" How many people don't have the opportunity to test it! I smiled: "It's good to have this awareness, you should go back and rest early, you have to hurry tomorrow!" "Then only Ma Youcai was left alone to write his name there~

The next day, for the whole day, the commanders and fighters of the whole company were like being beaten with chicken blood, and this is called a spirit, and even Da Zhuang can see it. Da Zhuang came over and asked me to go to see Brother Meng De, and after I went with him, Brother Meng De said: "I have bad news for you: General Zhu's army was defeated earlier yesterday, and it seems that this battle is not easy to fight?" ”

I asked, "General Zhu?" Which General Zhu? Brother Meng De said: "General Zhu Jun, with my understanding of him, he can't give up easily, it seems that Bocai is a little difficult to deal with!" Now that General Zhu has retreated to Changshe, we have to divide our troops with General Huangfu to save them! The trees in the long society are dense, and your chariot battalion is of no use, and all of you are allowed to listen to the instructions and do not move! Do you understand? The enemy has more than our army, so we must be careful to fight! I said yes and turned back!

After I went back, I told them the news, and when the time came, all the staff were on standby, and they were not allowed to run around, if they ran around, they would be engaged in military law! When it was time to set up camp in the evening, we began to test this Musou tank!

I said, "Hu Dali, Wang Meng, Le Jin, you all step in the car a few times, see if the bottom plate is strong, and then let's start testing!" After saying that, the three of them went in and stepped on it, I carefully observed the seams, there was no trace of cracking at all, it seems that the cast iron slot is really reliable!

After we went in, I asked Hu Dali and Wang Meng to sit in the front row, and let Le Jin and Zhao Luozi sit in the back row, Youcai sat in the back, I stood in the middle, and I said: "Ready to start, don't push hard first, take your time, all four of you put your hands on the handle in front!" "I said to start, the four people began to pedal, the car started slowly, I said: ready to turn left, three, two, one, there is only to put the lever on the left and right sides back one, the lever to drive the four wheelbarrows to the left, I said back to zero gear, there is a talent to push the lever back, the chariot continues to go straight line, ready to turn right, three, two, one, Ma Youcai this time the lever forward, the car began to turn right, I said back to zero gear, Ma Youcai pulled.

I said, "No problem, you four pull the wrench!" "As soon as they pulled the wrench, the blade popped out, and then they passed by the straw man who had been arranged, and the brush knocked the straw man down, and I opened the lid on the top and said, the people outside, after dozens of strokes, began to release arrows! Put the rocket after dozens of clicks! They answered and began to swish arrows, I saw more than a dozen arrows flying towards us in the observation port, in order to prevent the arrows from being hit, I made two iron pipes, I always looked out from the tube, no matter how accurate the arrow could not shoot in!

In fact, there is an iron window that can be opened, but now the archery does not dare to open! Listening to the crackling sound, I knew that it was all bounced off by the iron plate, and then the rocket, which was also bounced off by the iron plate, after testing the defense function, I asked them to stop, I asked them if they were tired, Lejin said excitedly: "Not tired, this is much easier than pushing the car to run, and you can still sit, but the place is a little smaller, a little aggrieved!" “

I said, "No way, if it's any bigger, you'll lose your mobility!" "There is nothing wrong with the preliminary test, let's go out to see the situation outside, and when we go out, we find a problem, the ground is too low, a little rough road, it is estimated that the tank will deviate from the direction, it seems that the wheel has to be thickened and enlarged. Then I saw the gap under the chariot, if one was up, it would directly become a dual-purpose tank by waterway!

Looking at the shell, there were only a few scratches, which were left by the just shot arrow, and there was nothing left, so I said, "Pop the blade out, the resistance of the straw man just now is too small, you take the knife and cut the blade on the cart and see what the effect is." Hu Dali said that I would come, but with a knife, the two knives collided, and then they were bounced off, and I asked inside: "Is there a problem?" It replied, "No problem." I said, "A few more cuts." Then it said, "No problem!" “

I walked up to the roof of the car and said to everyone, "Everyone, our Mushuang 1 preliminary test has been completed, and everyone has seen the results, it is quite stable, and the preliminary test of Mushuang 1 has been successful!" Everyone cheered collectively, and after a while, Ma Youcai asked me, can I continue to make it?

I said, "No, this has just been tested for a day, let's come back for a few more days to see if there are any mistakes, and I have to let him try it on the battlefield. That's where the real test comes in! They nodded, and I said, "We should be able to reach the Changsha in four days, and then we'll see if we have a chance to experiment!" “

In the past few days, we have been running in the Musou No. 1, and if the four of them ride with all their strength, they will soon be able to catch up with the speed of ordinary three jumpers! It's just that this place is so uneven, I'm about to be turned upside down in it!

On this day, we arrived fifty miles away from Changshe, and General Huangfu sent a messenger to inform that the number of Bocai troops was far greater than ours, and the city of Changshe had been surrounded, and General Huangfu was observing the enemy's situation, so let our army camp here first, remember not to act rashly! We set up camp in a clearing with a dense forest in front of us!

Brother Meng De said let's stay away from the bushes and camp, and beware of enemy spies coming to set fire to the camp! After we set up camp here, we began to reorganize our ranks until we received a messenger in the early morning that General Huangfu had detected Bocai Yilin and was preparing to use fire to attack, and asked General Cao to attack Bocai's army while the fire was in time! I glanced at Brother Meng De and said, "High! It's really high! This wave is still not as powerful as you! Brother Meng De said: "Bocai is victorious, and the arrogant soldiers will be defeated, he must want to camp in Yilin, and Lishui is closer!" But who would have thought that there would be such a thing! ”

I said, "Isn't it time for us to go?" Brother Meng De said, "Well, the time to go!" I said, "What does that require me to do?" Brother Meng De said: "You just stay at the back of the team honestly, and I will send a team of Da Zhuang to protect you!" I said, "Is that reliable?" Brother Meng De said: "It's very reliable, he's not under Zhang Fei!" ”

I was shocked: "I really didn't see it!" Brother Meng De shouted loudly: "Da Zhuang, bring a team of people, protect Captain Tong closely, if there is any mistake, come and see you!" Da Zhuang happily agreed: "Wrap it up on me!" “

After I returned to the camp, I called all the squad and platoon cadres over and said: "Let's get ready, Hu Dali, you take your first row in front, drive on the Wushuang No. 1, and then behind you is Wang Meng's second row, give you four taels of old-fashioned chariots, horizontally row, there must be a distance of three cars in the middle of the car, and then there is Zhao Maniac, give you three cars in the back, if there is a car in front of you that can't move, you insert it from the space of their car to fight, in order to rescue the car in front, Zhao Maniac, you are the most important, you must protect the second row in front!" Do what I tell you to do, and don't be impulsive! Otherwise, we will have to ask the brothers from the cavalry battalion to come and save us, and I can't afford to lose that man!" ”

I finally told them: "You must keep in formation, don't mess up, if you mess up, you will get lost, and it will be difficult to save when the time comes!" The three of them answered and went to prepare.

I said to Le Jin: "Take the rest of my brothers to the cavalry camp and follow behind, and call someone back to inform me at any time if there is any news!" After Le Jin snorted, he left with the rest of the people, I looked back at Da Zhuang and Ma Youcai and said, "Old people, follow me to watch the battle from a high place!" Da Zhuang said: "Captain Tong, aren't you up?" ”

I looked at him and said, "I want to get on, do you still have a car?" Could it be that the two of us are standing on the roof of the car and fighting with others! Ma Youcai said to Da Zhuang: "Obviously, our company commander is handsome, and the general needs to charge into battle, and the handsome is in control of the overall situation!" I smiled at Ma Youcai: "Hehe, the young man is really good!" Small mouth so sweet! ”

Ma Youcai also said seriously: "What I said is the truth, just the tactical deployment you just made our predecessors tie together, so they can't think of it!" I said, "You know why not?" Because they haven't played before! It's so simple, four or five formations turn to four, three, three, three defensive counterattack formations, who can't watch the ball! ”

They were instantly confused, and I explained: "Football is a game of 11 players per team, but the formation is ever-changing, each team has a goal, and you can only use parts other than your hands to send the ball into the opponent's goal, even if you score!" ”

Ma Youcai said: "This seems to be similar to Keju!" When I heard this, "Do you have a keju now?" Ma Youcai said: "I have been there for a long time, and I will too, and there are people in the army who kick it!" I quickly asked, "So how are you going to play here?" Is it the same as kicking shuttlecock? "This is what I saw from the Water Margin!

Ma Youcai said: "No, the field where the football is played is called Jucheng, which is a very large field, and each team has six Ju rooms!" I said, "Nima, six gates!" That game has to be hundreds better than hundreds! Ma Youcai said: "Every time I go up twenty or thirty people, I usually can't touch them, there are too many people!" It's not enough to grab it, and it's often kicked and kicked! ”

I said, "Nonsense, it's no wonder that so many people don't fight!" Ma Youcai said: "The feeling you just said should be very good, wait until we finish the war and go back to teach the brothers!" I said, "I'm glad you did!" It's my favorite thing! "Then I told Ma Youcai all the way to the rules of football, and the big Zhuang next to me listened to it with relish, and when I was saying something cool, a brother ran back and said: "Listen to the former army brothers, we are about to approach the Bocai camp, Lejin let us be vigilant!"

I said, "Well, I see, you guys be careful!" After walking for a while, the sound of fighting and a shallow light were faintly heard in the distance of the dense forest!

I said to Ma Youcai: "Go and call Lejin and them back, there is no need to probe, let's just follow up the big army!" ”

After a while, Brother Mengde's herald also came to tell us: "Now that we are approaching the station area, we are ready to fight, if there are yellow turban soldiers coming, we will kill them!" ”

I hummed and continued to move forward, and in the distance I could already clearly see the flames in the distance, all kinds of fighting and screaming! It seems that there is a lot of fighting over there.

At this time, Ma Youcai and Le Jin came back, and I said, "Keep up with the big army, our car can't move here!" If you encounter the Yellow Turban Army, don't fight hard, save attracting more people to surround us, and tell the few cars in front of you not to move! ”

At this time, Brother Meng's herald came to me again and said, "Our army is going to start charging, please stand by where you are, we have a thousand cavalry to protect Captain Tong's chariot battalion!" General Cao said, please rest assured. ”

I sighed and said, "Okay, sure enough, we're still a burden!" Then rest in place, and stand in the order I have just arranged, and your cavalry will defend with five hundred wings on the left and right! Let's put up a single Yellow Turban Troop waiting for the Eight Shells Formation! ”