"Exam?"

Hearing that Lotte was going to take the exam for herself, Princess Lando was surprised, and her eyes were full of anger when she threw herself into Lotte.

Seeing the anger in Lan Duo's eyes, Lotte smiled and said, "Why, His Royal Highness has never read and can't even do some arithmetic problems, so how can he manage family affairs?" ”

"Who said that if you haven't read a book, it's not a question?" Born in the royal family, Princess Lando, who is the emperor of the heavenly family, naturally has the pride of the emperor, and she is also very competitive.

Smiled and nodded, Lotte said: "That's good, for the husband to test the princess of the school's three arithmetic questions, Your Royal Highness only needs to answer two of them, the princess can be the master of the family's affairs in the future, if the princess can't answer correctly, then the affairs of the family are still calculated by the husband, how?" ”

"Is that true?" Princess Landor asked.

Lotte nodded: "A gentleman's word, a quick horse, since the husband said it, it is naturally true!" ”

"In the future, if any concubine in the family collides with the palace, and the palace kicks him out of the house, you must not ask and interfere?" Princess Landau asked again.

"Contradicting the housewife is naturally a big deal in the family, and it is natural to be driven out of the house!" Lotte replied, and Ji'er smiled again: "As long as Your Highness can answer two of these three questions correctly, it is up to you to be the husband of this matter!" ”

"Okay, this palace doesn't believe it's wrong!" Princess Landau couldn't help but clench her pink fists, very competitive.

Lotte said with a very solemn expression: "Then Your Highness, please listen carefully!" ”

"Tell me quickly!" Princess Lando didn't care: "This palace will see what tricks you can come up with!" ”

Clearing his throat, Lotte said: "Your Royal Highness Princess, please listen, the first question: Li Bai walked on the street, and went to buy wine with a pot." Double the store, see the flowers and drink a bucket. Sanyu shop and flowers, drink all the wine in the pot, how much wine is there? ”

Listening to the first question from Lotte's mouth, Princess Landau immediately fell silent and began to think about it repeatedly.

Seeing the embarrassed expression on Princess Lando's face, Lotte smiled, and then read out the following two questions: "The second question, two rats pierce the wall." Now there is a wall five feet thick, and two rats wear it together. Rats are one foot a day, and mice are also one foot a day. Rats are doubled daily, and mice are doubled daily. Q: When will we meet? How much do you wear?

The third question, there are things today that I don't know how many they have, two of the three or three numbers remain, three of the five or five numbers remain, and two of the seven or seven numbers remain. Ask about the geometry of things?"

Stunned by the three questions blurted out by Lotte, Princess Lando racked her brains for half an hour, unable to solve any of these three questions, but out of the pride of the emperor of the heavenly family, she still refused to admit defeat.

Yawned, Lotte walked to the window and looked at the night outside, and said: "It's not early, my husband is going back to rest, when will His Highness be able to solve it, when will I send someone to inform my husband!" ”

Without speaking, Princess Landor nodded, and the nurse on the side, Mu Yi, and the maid waiting in the house said, "Take the lantern and the horse master to show the way!" ”

"Thank you!" Lotte laughed and walked out of the house.

"This Han man must have deliberately watched the jokes of the palace when he came up with such a difficult question!" After Lotte left the house, Princess Landor screamed anxiously.

The nurse on the side, Mu Yi, smiled bitterly and said nothing, this horse master is really difficult to deal with.

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When I went back to the house to sleep, Lotte's face was with a smile after playing with the little girl, these three questions are really nothing in the later generations, but in the Song Dynasty, where science is not yet developed, it can be regarded as a top math problem, when I was in Caizhou, I used similar problems to difficulty a group of students in Caizhou Zhouxue, and it was more than enough to stump a little girl.

Today is a beautiful day, but not to fulfill people's wishes, away from home for nearly two months to sleep alone, eat a lot of hot mutton for days, young people's body bones and vigorous, when Lotte fell asleep, dreamed of his own concubines, so that he was in the night as if he was discharged, had to get up at night to change himself into a pair of obscene pants.

After changing his clothes, when Lotte woke up again after falling asleep, a maidservant outside called: "Master Ma, I still have to enter the palace to meet you today......

Out of the habit of his previous life, Lotte doesn't like someone to serve him and dress, not even a girl, let alone shakuchi.

Seeing Lotte get up, the shakuchi bone toothbrush was dipped in the fine green salt produced in Xixia and placed in front of Lotte, and he put a basin of face wash water.

After brushing his teeth and facing his face, Lotte sat at the table and waited for Shakuchi to bring him breakfast, but he couldn't wait.

"Shakuchi, where's my breakfast, official?" I was really tired of waiting, and Lotte shouted at the top of his voice.

Just when Lotte was calling people with his throat, Tu Si ran over and replied to Lotte in a low voice: "Official, the official's meal hasn't been cooked in the kitchen yet!" ”

"Why?" Lotte was surprised that his breakfast had already been prepared at this time of morning.

Tu Si replied: "The kitchen of the post house was occupied by the people brought by the princess, so the official's breakfast was dragged down!" ”

Hearing Tu Si say this, Lotte suddenly said: "Yes, it stands to reason that I should dine with the princess, so why wait here?" ”

With that, Lotte got up and walked towards Princess Lando's residence.

……

Just as Lotte rushed to the courtyard where Princess Landor lived, he had not yet entered the courtyard but was stopped by the little eunuch guarding outside the courtyard, who actually knew Chinese, and said in a slightly weird Xia Ren tone: "Master Ma, do you have something to do with Her Royal Highness the Princess?" ”

The land of Lingxia was the hometown of the Han and Tang dynasties, and although it was the founding of the party members and the world, this land of Lingxia was originally a place where the Han people, the Dang people, the Qiang people, the Uighurs and other ethnic groups lived together, and there were naturally many people who could speak Chinese.

Pushing away the little eunuch who was blocking the way, Lotte said: "Nothing, I'm here for breakfast at the princess's place!" ”

Seeing that Lotte ignored his own obstacles, the little eunuch hurriedly chased after him, and said in the middle of the intersection that stopped Lotte: "Attached to the horse master is not to be small, and the small one must be reported to Her Royal Highness the princess, and only after Her Royal Highness the princess agrees can the horse master enter the courtyard!" ”

"What do you say, I don't want to be embarrassed with you?" Stopped, Lotte's eyes flashed with a hint of disbelief, and his voice became cold, and then he scolded: "What are you, and the music is difficult for you......"

Seeing that Lotte was suddenly angry, the little eunuch was also shocked, but seeing that Lotte was still going to the inner courtyard, he didn't let go, and stretched out his hand to pull Lotte's shirt, and the tone in his mouth was polite but full of threatening taste: "Please also ask the horse master to stay, if the horse goes straight to the princess's bedroom and causes trouble, the horse master will have to take care of it himself!" ”

Seeing that this little eunuch actually pulled his clothes, and threatened himself in his mouth, he didn't fight in one place, and in the heart of the Great Song Dynasty, he hated Tong Guan and Liang Shicheng as eunuchs who brought disaster to the country and the people, and immediately scolded: "Dog-like eunuchs, pig-like slaves, Lao Tzu looks down on you guys who cut eggs and sell yourself as slaves!" ”

When did the little eunuch ever be insulted like this, he was scolded by Lotte in a hurry, and he dragged Lotte with both hands.

Annoyed by being dragged, Lotte smashed the little eunuch's face with two big ear scrapers, and the little eunuch was beaten and sat down on the ground, his nose and mouth were bloody, and his face seemed to have opened a red dye shop.

"Who is messing around here?"

Hearing the little eunuch's noisy and Lotte scolding, the Xixia guards who guarded the courtyard where the princess was located ran out together with the eunuch position, and seeing the miserable appearance of the little eunuch, the leading head of the guard asked, and even the guards pulled out the knife on their waists.

The little head who led a group of little eunuchs saw the miserable appearance of the little eunuch being beaten by Lotte, and pointed at Lotte with his orchid finger, shouting in a weird tone of neither male nor female: "You are so bold, even the house slaves of the Son of Heaven dare to beat ......"

There is a folk proverb "husband and wife who go to bed, and get out of bed with the monarch and minister", which can best interpret the relationship between the horse and the princess, and it is true that Lotte is a concubine, but these little eunuchs and guards first have to listen to the princess, because of the rank gap between the princess and the concubine, in many dynasties in history, the eunuchs and palace maids who marry with the princess do not regard the concubine as the same thing.

In the Ming Dynasty, because the eunuch Feng Bao took bribes, Princess Yongning married Liang Ruibang who suffered from tuberculosis, because Liang Ruibang came to visit the princess, did not give the old palace maid who married with the princess benefits, the old palace maid was annoyed and angry, called the eunuch to the horse master is punch and kick, and finally threw out the door, Liang Bangrui, who was already sick, vomited blood on the spot, and the family carried him back and died soon after, poor Princess Yongning became a widow before she had time to take a closer look at her husband's appearance.

Although this is a matter of the later dynasties, but the successive dynasties have been married with the princess, and the slaves and eunuchs with a little status are probably like this when facing the horses, so these Western Xia guards and eunuchs naturally do not regard Lotte as a thing.

Looking at these Western Xia eunuchs and guards coldly, Lotte asked, "When I go to see the princess, do I have to inform the princess in advance and ask for the princess's consent?" ”

The guards are only responsible for protecting the safety of the princess, but the eunuch is in charge of the princess's affairs. ”

Although these eunuchs don't take Lotte seriously, they still have to be polite in words.

Speaking of this, the head of the eunuch glanced at the little eunuch who was sitting on the ground and was beaten by Lotte, shook his head and sighed: "Master Ma is not doing this thing authentically, although we are slaves, they are slaves of the heavenly family, and if they want to fight, they will be beaten by the people of the heavenly family, and how can outsiders be allowed to do it." ”

Feeling that there was something in the words of the eunuch leader, Lotte suddenly laughed: "What does the noble man mean...... How do you end it? ”

Hearing this, the head of the eunuch showed a smile that everyone understands at Lotte: "The concubine has just married Her Royal Highness the princess, this matter is not good, it is even more unfavorable to the concubine, and it will affect the relationship between my Daxia and the Great Song Dynasty. ”

Hearing this, Lotte couldn't help but sneer, and then there was a sound of footsteps, and Lotte looked back and saw that it was listening to the shakuchi and Tu four by his side.

This is the innermost floor of the post house, very few people come and go, just Lotte made a lot of movement, and the shakuchi and Tu Si who listened to it next to Lotte naturally wanted to come to visit.

When he turned around and saw Shakuchi and Tu Si, Lotte immediately drank: "Shakuseven, Tu Si!" ”

"Official, the little one is here!" Shakuchi, Tu Si hurriedly responded.

Hearing the two of them's answers, Lotte's eyes and tone instantly became fierce: "What are you two stupid pestles doing there?" Ask Chang Kun to bring people to tie up these eunuchs and guards who have no eggs, and beat them hard! ”

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