Chapter 269: A group of people come to seek a confidant

Wang Ping'an opened his mouth wide, he couldn't close it, and he couldn't close it! When did you become the leader of the literary world, this title is really too big to press on your head!

At this time, in front of him, there were a large number of scholars kneeling in the black press, and these scholars were all looking at him with blank eyes, hoping to leave a good impression on Leader Wang, and it would be even better if he could pay special attention to himself!

In the eyes of modern people, it may be too utilitarian, but in the Tang Dynasty, this is normal, and even a fashion, it is a normal and formal way for scholars to enter the official career!

There are many ways to seek a confidant, which can be summarized and can be divided into two types.

One is to make a name for yourself first, and then seek a confidant. The best way to do this is to go to a restaurant, or a song and dance workshop, if you can be selected by the class owner, let the singers sing, then it is the best, the reputation can be spread immediately, this practice, the goal to achieve is: I am a very talented person!

When his fame spread, the scholar went to the banquets of the dignitaries or the poetry club, where he read his poems in public, so that others would know that he had made them. The goal is: that talented person is me!

For example, great poets such as Li Bai and Wang Wei, who will appear in the future, use this method. This method has a high chance of success, and it's easy to become famous. But for the level of the scholar itself, the requirements are extremely high, and only the great talent can use this method well!

For ordinary scholars, it is extremely difficult for them to make a name for themselves first, and then seek a confidant, so they can only use the second method, that is, to seek a confidant first, and then become famous. The second method has an obvious purpose, seeking a confidant, which is to let the confidant make a name for himself. The second method, so to speak, is a very obvious utilitarian act, which is typical of patting the horse's ass first, then grabbing the horse's tail and letting the horse take him for a ride!

Since it is a utilitarian act, if you want to pat your confidant's ass, then the big one will definitely not become, it will definitely beg, beg, and even kneel and beg! This created a trend in which scholars would go to the home of their "confidant", or where they could see their confidant, kneel down, hold a pre-written poem in their hand, and present it to their confidant!

In this way, seeking knowledge and self-seeking has become a unique landscape of Chang'an before the scientific expedition. This is not a shameful thing, kneeling down to a confidant, not only will not be looked down upon, on the contrary, if you are really favored by your confidant and recommended to the court, so that this scholar will be successful, then it will be passed on by word of mouth and become a great good talk!

Seeing that Wang Ping'an was dumbfounded, a kneeling scholar suddenly read aloud: "In May, the mountains are snowing, and there are no flowers but cold ......."

The scholars immediately joined in unison and recited: "I heard the willows in the flute, and I have never seen the spring color." Xiao Zhan followed the golden drum and slept with the jade saddle. I am willing to put the sword down my waist and cut Loulan directly. ”

This poem was made by Wang Ping'an at the poetry meeting, which caused everyone to be very excited!

After reciting the poem, suddenly, several scholars jumped up, pulled out the sword in their waists, and sang while dancing the sword: "In May, the mountains are snowing, and there are no flowers but cold ......."

The other scholars just clapped their hands and shouted: "The sword dance is good, the poem is better, the poem is good, the poem is good!" ”

Some even shouted: "Do it recklessly, there is a great wind of Wei and Jin!" ”

A gentleman shouted at the top of his voice, "Smell the chickens and dance......

The scholars clapped their hands, sat on the ground, and sang along with the sword-dancing scholars, singing Wang Ping'an's poems!

Wang Ping'an stood under the main hall, he really didn't know what to do, he had never encountered this kind of thing, a large group of people ran to the monk's temple, dancing and singing, this is really a bit speechless, he doesn't know how to send these people away!

Just when he was singing happily and dancing profusely, he suddenly heard someone shouting at the gate: "Ping An little divine doctor, I want to give birth to a son, please help!" ”

This voice shouted so loudly that all the people dancing and singing in the courtyard heard it, and they were all surprised, and they all stopped together and looked at the door!

I saw a thin and withered middle-aged man, pulling a beautiful woman into the temple gate. As soon as the thin man entered the temple gate, he saw a large group of people sitting on the ground, and there were a few in the middle, holding bright swords in their hands, and everyone was looking at him!

The thin man was startled, quickly let go of the beautiful woman's hand, ran out of the temple gate again, looked left and right, scratched his head, and wondered: "It's the Inspiration Temple, that's right!" He ran into the temple again, looked at the scholars, put on a smiling face, and asked, "Which hero dare to ask, is Wang Ping'an, the little doctor of peace?" ”

The scholars turned their heads together and looked at Wang Ping'an. Wang Ping'an wiped the sweat from his forehead and thought: "Fortunately, there are people who are playing in the round to see people, but it is much easier than dealing with this large group of scholars!" ”

He said, "Under the ...... Well, this official is Wang Ping'an, what are you looking for this official? "As soon as I said the word "official", my heart was beautiful, and I said that the official and the next were down, and I really felt different, in fact, I was also quite stylish!

The thin man thought to himself, "Hey, when did the little doctor of peace become an official?" He hurriedly took the hand of the beautiful woman again, passed through the scholars, came to Wang Ping'an, nodded and said: "Ping'an little divine doctor, you are the little Guanyin, right, the villain didn't find the wrong person, right?" ”

Wang Ping'an's face sank, and he thought: "Send your son Xiao Guanyin, when did this nickname get out, it won't be spread together with the nickname of Great Sheng'an, right?" These people, how can they give me nicknames, and they are more fierce than the other! ”

The thin man said: "I have long heard that your old man can help give birth to a son, so the villain came to beg for help, let my wife give birth to a son!" ”

The beautiful woman's face was flushed, and she hid behind him, obviously very embarrassed! This woman is round and jade, with good facial features, it can be said that she is quite elegant, judging from the aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty, she can really be regarded as a beauty, only twenty-one or twelve years old, which is the age of ripeness, and she has a charming charm!

Wang Ping'an frowned and said, "Let her give birth to a son?" Why can't she give birth to a son, is it your fault, or hers? ”

The thin man was a little embarrassed, looked at the onlookers, and whispered: "Maybe it's the villain's fault, the villain likes to drink very much......"

A scholar snorted and said with a smile: "You have a problem, so your wife can't give birth to a son, so you come to ask the king." Although Lord Wang is anxious for justice and righteousness, he will not help with this favor, and you have to rely on your own efforts! ”

The soldiers laughed, especially those who danced with swords, and they made a loud noise! Some people even shouted: "Look at your little arms and legs, you must be powerless at night, so your wife will not be able to give birth to children!" ”

Wang Ping'an was unhappy in his heart, how could he joke about other people's misfortunes, this is extremely impolite behavior, these scholars are too disrespectful, and they speak excessively!

Just thinking about it, he suddenly heard Ouyang Li speak behind him, he held the scroll, stood behind Wang Ping'an, and never squeaked, this time when he saw the beautiful woman, he couldn't bear it, and said: "You are powerless, but my master will not help you like this." But, look at me, I can help! As he spoke, he put the scroll on the ground, tore open the placket of his shirt with a bang, and shone the thin man and his wife, shining his muscles!

The scholars burst into laughter, and some even shouted: "I can do it too, my body is also very strong!" ”

Wang Ping'an's face immediately sank, he never laughed at other people's misfortunes, and he was also very disgusted with others doing this. With a wave of his hand, he said, "Silence, don't laugh!" Look at yourselves, do you have the behavior that a scholar should have? Turning around, he reprimanded Ouyang Li again: "You too, it's okay to make any trouble, hurry up and get dressed!" ”

Seeing that the master's face changed, Ouyang Li hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, my subordinates know that they are wrong, and they will not dare to make it in the future." He closed his shirt, bent down and picked up the scroll on the ground, and stood honestly behind Wang Ping'an.

Wang Ping'an saw that the thin man's face was full of embarrassment, and the beautiful woman was even more embarrassed and was about to cry, he said in a gentle tone: "This brother, dare to ask the honorable surname, how to call it?" ”

Seeing that he didn't mean to laugh, the thin man felt a little better, and hurriedly said: "The villain's surname is Hong, the little doctor of peace, you can call me Hong Lao Er!" ”

Wang Ping'an sighed and said, "It turned out to be Second Brother Hong, you and Second Sister-in-law Hong please enter the hall, and I will show you." With that, he turned around and entered the hall, and the Hong couple followed him into the hall.

The scholars outside were reprimanded by Wang Ping'an, and they were feeling panicked, did they provoke the displeasure of their confidants? Seeing that Wang Ping'an didn't pursue it anymore, and took the Hong family into the hall, they also quickly got up, patted their buttocks, and ran into the main hall.

Entering the hall and sitting down, Wang Ping'an called Hong Lao Er, gave him a number of pulses, and looked at the tongue coating, after the examination, he said: "Your body is a little weak, you can be judged to be overly drunk, this is not good, you must be temperate in the future!" ”

The scholars stretched their necks and stared, hearing that this Hong Lao Er was actually too drunk, they couldn't help but look at Hong Er's sister-in-law, and they all thought in their hearts: "With such a beautiful wife, the wine can be restrained for a while, but I am afraid that I can't, no wonder he is so thin, it must be at night...... Well, his bed must be sturdy! ”

Wang Ping'an gave Hong's second sister-in-law another pulse, and only got the number one, so he said: "Hey, Hong's second sister-in-law, you are already pregnant, and it has been three months!" ”

Hong Lao Er said happily: "Yes, yes, my wife is indeed pregnant, and it has been three months, Ping An Little Divine Doctor, you really look like a quasi-child!" ”

Wang Ping'an snorted, thinking: "This is accurate, if I can't even see this, then what else can I see!" He added, "I'll look at the tongue coating again." ”

Hong's second sister-in-law hurriedly opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue, and asked Wang Ping'an to check.

After reading it, Wang Ping'an frowned and said: "The tongue is pale and pale, the pulse is weak, the kidney is not solid, and the fetal pulse is out of line, which is a precursor to a slippery tire!" ”

The first few sentences he said were medical terms, and Hong Lao Er couldn't understand them, but he understood the last sentence! With a plop, he knelt down for Wang Ping'an and shouted: "This is the third time, the first two times were three months when the tire slipped, Ping'an little miracle doctor, please, help, this time save my child!" ”