Chapter 342: Uncle Ben Fell to Death
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Now, these two world's firsts, two swords combined, joined hands to diagnose and treat Huang Xu. As a result, no matter how bad it is, it can't be any worse.
Therefore, Cao De went to the garden with his sister Dancing Butterfly to enjoy the flowers. Although Huang Wudie was unwilling, she still came.
Huang Wudie, when she is a strange woman today. Other girls from elementary school are all holding needles and twisting threads, but Huang Wudie is good, women heroes don't like red clothes and love arms.
Such a woman is rare, so Cao De must satisfy his vanity and the wishes of his previous life. And to deal with such an alternative, we naturally can't use ordinary methods, extraordinary people's extraordinary means.
Therefore, Cao De thinks that it will definitely not work to deal with Huang Wudie with ordinary poetry and songs, and if he doesn't do it, he will be scolded by Huang Wudie as a little white-faced disciple. So, Cao De decided.
Huang Zhong's mansion was selected by Cao De for Gu Yong, so the facilities inside are also readily available. And having a garden is even more natural, but Cao De didn't expect that there was a small pond here!
It's already the end of summer, so the lotus flowers in the pond have already turned into lotus flowers. Fortunately, there are still many flowers in bloom in the garden, so Cao De and Sister Dancing Butterfly don't need to look at a single green branch.
Cao De is in front, and Dancing Butterfly is behind.
"Miss Dancing Butterfly, how much offended Fang Cai's matter!" Cao De plucked a petal and turned his head to Huang Wudie and whispered.
"Could it be that the dignified man Zuo Hussar General is such a mother-in-law?" Huang Wudie glanced at Cao De, and sniffed on a flower!
"Uh......" It's really unkind, Huang Wudie choked Cao De with a word!
Although Huang Wudie knew Cao De's identity, Huang Wudie didn't seem to feel the oppressive atmosphere of being in a high position in Cao De at all. On the contrary, I think Cao De is just an ordinary person.
"Do you know that I can kill your whole family because of what you just said?" Cao De said threateningly.
"Cut, if you want to kill or chop, old lady, ......, this girl is still afraid that you won't succeed? However, one person does one thing and one person does it! Huang Wudie cocked her nose and said without giving in.
Cao De smiled, "Butterfly girl, you are so spicy, will anyone dare to marry you in the future?" ”
This can poke at Huang Wudie's pain point. Huang Wudie is twenty years old, and in this era, those who are not married at the age of twenty are already older leftover girls.
Originally, Cao De thought that as soon as he said this, Huang Wudie would definitely pounce on him again, but Cao De waited for a while and didn't hear any movement from Huang Wudie, so Cao De was cheap!
Cao De looked up and saw that Huang Wudie was actually squatting on the ground and shrugging her shoulders, could she be crying?
So, Cao De walked over and squatted down, "Butterfly Girl, what's wrong?" ”
"Hey, it's okay!"
"Bang!"
"Oops!"
Just a fraction of a second after Cao De's words fell, Cao De screamed miserably, and covered his eyes again with one hand!
it, sneak attack!
After Cao De covered his eyes again, he saw Huang Wudie's smile full of joy and conspiracy!
Fake, all fake. The routine here is too deep, so let's go home!
However, just after Cao De put down the hand covering his eyes, Huang Wudie on the opposite side laughed even more without a ladylike appearance!
Cao De thought of it, and hurriedly ran to the edge of the pond and stretched out his head to take a look, he really became a panda!
Cao De gritted his teeth and turned his head to stare at Huang Wudie, who was still laughing, "Your sister, Lao Tzu can't take care of you, Lao Tzu will marry you!" ”
Cao De rushed towards Huang Wudie with one arrow step. However, he was gently turned by Huang Wudie, and Cao De only touched the corner of Huang Wudie's butterfly-like clothes!
"Giggles, giggles, if you have the ability, come and chase this girl!" Huang Wudie left a string of beautiful and seductive notes, and as soon as her figure turned, she got into the flowers!
"Little Wave Hoof!" Cao De sighed in a low voice, and immediately chased in.
Cao De and Huang Wudie were like two butterflies, flying over among the flowers, and from time to time there were bursts of silver bell-like laughter and Cao De's cheap smile.
Of course, this was done by Cao De on purpose. It was not easy for Cao De to catch Huang Wudie, but Cao De always kept a hand distance from Huang Wudie so that the game could continue.
Cao De didn't expect that things would go so fast. But before Cao De could react, suddenly the vision in front of him widened.
"Be careful!" "Ahh "Wow!"
"Poof! Poof! ”
After two screams, there are two falling waters!
I was so focused on playing that I forgot that there was a pond! It's not important, the important thing is that Cao De doesn't know water!
So, "Wow, wow! I don't know how to water! This is Cao De's voice.
"What are you doing, don't be ashamed." This is Huang Wudie's voice.
Cao De was stunned for a moment, and then stood up like this, stood up!
Well, the water was not yet in Cao De's chest, and Cao De also felt that his calf had been buried in the mud.
Although the water is not deep, don't forget that Cao De is much taller than Huang Wudie, so now Huang Wudie only has one head still on the water. And because of the falling water just now, there are still a little drops of water on Huang Wudie's pretty face.
What hibiscus out of the water, what lotus flowers after rain, all of them are weakly bursting!
Cao De looked at Huang Wudie's pretty face, stunned and stupid.
"General, the little woman's foot is broken. Can you ......?"
Hey, blushing! This Tyrannosaurus rex actually blushed!
Cao De pulled his foot out of the mud with great strength, and walked forward step by step with difficulty, but when Cao De walked in front of Huang Wudie, suddenly another black thing flew in.
Cao De, who only cared about pulling his leg hard, didn't have time to dodge, so Cao De was hit.
It's silt, and now Cao De is like a dung pit. His face was covered in mud. And Cao De is also because of Huang Wudie's this, his body leaned back, poof, take a full body bath again!
When Cao De came out of the water again, there was no more mud on his face, only a few dead leaves in his hair!
"You Nizi!" Cao De hugged Huang Wudie's waist with a hard hand. Then the buoyancy of the water carried Huang Wudie on her shoulders again.
Huang Wudie struggled, and her two jade feet kept kicking in the water, splashing one after another.
"Smack", "Be honest with Uncle Ben!" Cao De slapped Huang Wudie's ass firmly.
Huang Wudie is honest. So, the two finally climbed ashore safely. However, Cao De still did not put Huang Wudie down, but kept resisting on his shoulders.
"Butterfly Dancing Girl, why don't you go and change your clothes first?" Cao De seemed to realize that he had hit the wrong place just now.
"What a change, how can people see people like this!" Huang Wudie said softly, and there was no trace of majesty in her tone.
"Then let's find a place to dry!" Cao De proposed.
Huang Wudie didn't reply, and continued to let Cao De carry it around the garden. But in addition to the soil on the ground, there are pebbles for paving the whole garden, there is no way, Huang Wudie proposed, "Let's go to the roof!" ”
Nice roof! Good idea!
Cao De came to a relatively low corridor, supported Huang Wudie with both hands, and lifted Huang Wudie to the top of the corridor by holding Huang Wudie's buttocks. Then, Huang Wudie stretched out her lotus root-like arms and jade hands. "I'll pull you up."
Cao De stretched out his hand, held the trace of weakness, and then, as soon as he looked up, there was a point!
Cao De's eyes were wrapped in dark circles, and then Huang Wudie looked down at them. Let go!
"Wow, Uncle Ben died!"