Chapter 1 The inherent routine is always worn
Before writing the summary of 2014, I reviewed the summary of 2013, and sure enough, I didn't do any of it, well, this year was wasted again! I'm used to the little days spent in inhuman and miserable revisions......
My name is Tong Qiang, a few words in the main name of our post-80s generation is strong, Peng, Chao, Yue, Yi and other fierce names, but I ignored his own surname when I named me, and happily came back from the public security department before I realized that there is an idiom called copper wall and iron wall, so every time I tell people that my name is Tong Qiang, most of the other party will laugh, and then subconsciously say I am still iron wall, I can only smile embarrassed, until one year I saw an RB cartoon called Astro Boy, I will have the answer to fight back, and then whoever is saying that I am still ironclad, I will fight back that I am still Astro Boy. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
I am a small project manager for a design company. What is a project manager, in fact, how can it be so glamorous, just like the meat in the middle of a hamburger, sandwiched in the middle, and always stared at, and it is always you who carries the black pot. If the burger is broken, everyone says that there is a problem with the meat, but how can anyone say that there is a problem with the vegetables and bread slices! So I feel like my future is bleak.
Today is another pleasant night of overtime, and I can only comfort myself. I took out a bag of coffee and prepared to rush it, I found that coffee is really amazing, no matter how much you drink during the day or you are still sleepy, how can you not be sleepy if you don't drink it at night, have I already poured my jet lag in the dark? Well, it's off track again!
Damn, I said that I would work overtime together at night, and the grandchildren ran away, leaving me alone to toss here, no way, I have to give Party A a plan early tomorrow morning! Turn on a computer next door,Click on an online live broadcast,There is the Champions League tonight,This is also my only spiritual pillar now,Since the lord returned to the field,My magic Manchester United is like the national football team is sluggish,What's more, this year even the Champions League has not entered! So I can only look at the excitement, alas~ Let's work!
When I was busy, a window suddenly popped up, and I looked at the window, and a few big words on it read: "Do you want to experience the majesty of the Three Kingdoms generals?" Do you want to unify the country in the Three Kingdoms era? What are you waiting for? Do you dare to click on me? Looking at the sour expressions of several fierce generals on the screen, it suddenly made my chrysanthemum tight!
I'm wondering, are all the game's artists here temporary? And it pops up directly without discipline, shouldn't I also buy a piano for the producer to cultivate the festival! Brother is also a tasteful and stylish person, and I disdain to play such a low-end game! So I decisively turned him off, and after a while, this sour few fierce generals appeared again, turned it off, and then it can be imagined that it popped up again, and I was smart and decisive to shut it down.
But when I turned it off, I found out that my day, I didn't save the things I made, wipe it! This is the time to witness the miracle appeared, my row and the row behind me at the same time the computer popped up these fierce generals, my first feeling was, rub! Poisoned? Then I decisively restarted each computer one by one, which is known to everyone who has been in a professional Internet café, if the problem will not be solved, restart the computer! After that, even more amazing things didn't happen according to the plot, and all the computers got up and went to the beautiful blue sky and grassy shape! That's when I remembered,, I forgot to save it! The first half of the night was busy in vain, alas~ The second half of the night passed quickly in a crazy busyness!
In the morning, I handed over the rehearsal, dragged my tired body to the lounge, found a bed, lay down and fell asleep, and when I fell asleep, I dreamed of the sour expressions of those fierce generals, no matter how I looked at it, I felt like Director Jin! Suddenly I was woken up, I rubbed my sore eyes, and saw that it was Xiao Liu in our group, Xiao Liu said to me: "Brother Qiang, Party A said that the general direction is right, but it doesn't feel right, it's not atmospheric enough!" As I sat up, I muttered, "I feel like your sister, your brother-in-law, what kind of atmosphere is there?" Wipe! "Sure enough, it couldn't happen once, and that meant another night!
There is nothing to say for a day, and when it comes to night, every day passes so fast! These grandchildren ran faster than one after work, and in the end, I found that there was still no one! This is the rhythm that is destined to be lonely for a lifetime, change and change, change to midnight, a window frame pops out, and the sour hunk comes out again, I still wonder what about it, I asked the company's network administrator during the day, and said that the computer is fine, why did it come out again, is this still a high-tech Trojan horse that comes out day and night?!
Restart decisively, and when I think of the boot music, I find that the desktop has become this painful macho brother, and the sour expression can't help but make me chrysanthemum tighter again. Just as I was holding the mouse and about to click on the file on the desktop, this pop-up box appeared again, and I clicked on it so coincidentally, and I went in, and I just got in!
I've always been such an easy-going person, now that I've been in, let's go in and shuttle happily, hehe! Go in and see that it's a standard login interface.,There's no beauty at all.,Then register one first.,It's nothing more than entering traditional items such as your birthday.,After I finish registering, click ready to enter and then pop up a box.,Are you sure you want to enter the three real three countries?
I didn't even look at it and clicked OK directly.,And then another pop-up box.,Are you really sure you want to enter the really Three Kingdoms? I'll go, as for the way to enter a web game, is it so rigorous, do you have this rigorous attitude to get your cover well!
I clicked in again, and this time it felt absolutely different from playing other games, and I went in! Right! You heard me right, I went in, not the game. It was I who was brought in! The moment I entered, I also felt the big span being stuck on the computer monitor.
After a period of inexplicable dizziness, I opened my eyes and woke up in a place like a computer desktop, with blue skies and white clouds and grass! There is an aunt squatting next to me, and my first reaction is that I have crossed? Because the time travel drama is too ordinary now, just like the manager, this time to catch up with me? On second thought, could it be that this high-tech online game has realized a high-tech visual holographic system? I can't complain that the picture is so scummy.,It turns out that I've studied this high-end equipment! Then this aunt squatting next to me is an NPC!
The aunt was wearing a gray coarse cotton coat, and at first glance it looked like a novice village, and the aunt said, "Young man, why are you lying here?" I squinted at the aunt who was squatting next to me and asked, "Auntie, where is this?" The aunt said: "This is Zhuo County." I reflected for a while and said, "Zhuoxian? Where is this, is it Zhuozhou? I'm a little close, from the West Fourth Ring Road to Zhuozhou, Nima, it's only an hour by car! ”
My aunt saw that I was fine, so she said, "Young man, don't drink so much in the future, although we are relatively peaceful, but it is not safe for you to lie here on all fours, and it will be uncomfortable to let the big animals step on it." I was embarrassed, stood up and asked, "Auntie, how long has it been in the city?" My aunt looked at me suspiciously and said, "In the city? Is it a bazaar? I hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, it's urgent, it's urgent!" The aunt said, "Oh, that's a long way away, and I'll ask my son to take you there, just in time for him to take something and sell it there." When I heard this, I said, "Okay, thank you, auntie." ”
The aunt turned to the man behind her who was carrying a basket and said, "Son, take this young man to the market, and you will also stop by the way." At this time, I noticed that there was a person standing behind me, this person was about 1.75 meters long, and he looked very kind, and he promised: "Yes, mother." "I feel that this guy is still very elegant and artistic! At this time, this little brother came up and gave a salute and said, "Brother, please come with me!" "I'm completely messy, and the level of education and cultivation in this village has exceeded the average level of the city now! What a quality!
He led the way in front, and I walked behind, how to look at the back of this brother, how to carry a basket like a gorilla. I was thinking about it, and then the gorilla turned around and asked me: "Dare to ask Brother Tai where this came from and where is it" He suddenly spoke, I didn't think about it, and said in passing: "I'm from the Eastern Tang Dynasty...." The gorilla said: "Oh, hehe, Brother Tai is also a bold person, lie down and sleep, get up and leave, it is also free and easy!" ”
I really have to admit that this brother is really good at chatting, I can only laugh a few times! This is when I saw his solemn expression and said to me: "Now that robbers are rampant, I have the ambition to break the thieves and settle the people, but I can't hate, so I sigh!" My brother is also eight feet tall and upright, so why should he condescend to live at home and not serve the country? I squinted at him and said, "Can you say something I understand?" The gorilla smiled: "If there is chaos today, robbers are rampant, I have ambitions, but I can't do anything, and my brother is also a talent, full of righteousness, why don't I go to serve the country?" "I thought to myself, you are sick, the four modernizations have been realized, where are the bandits and chaos. He also seemed to see that I didn't seem to listen much to what he said, so he added: "What I just said is all heartfelt words" I simply didn't bother to reason with him, and quickly let this thing wait for me to enter the city!
Directly opened his clothes, revealing the same belly as he was three months pregnant, patted him and said: "Look, buddy was also a person with eight-pack abs back then, and when he was going out to practice nine-pack abs, he suddenly went crazy, and finally fell short, ninety-nine is one, can I still break the thief and settle the people?" I'm tired enough to run a few steps! The gorilla exclaimed: "I don't want to be so advanced in the study of martial arts in the beginning, but I didn't see it below!" I was speechless. It's not on the same channel at all!
The gorilla was a little frustrated when he saw my magic, and came to comfort me: "The body can be honed again, as long as you have a heart of ambition!" I stared at him at a 45-degree angle, and he said, "Now I want to go to Danyang with my two brothers to join the army, do my part, and my brothers are willing to go together?" I was still squinting at him, and he was standing there looking at me with the basket on his back. I said, "Let's talk about how we got to the city," and the gorilla sighed, "Okay." Without looking back, he began to lead the way, and I followed him behind me.
After walking for a while, he still didn't speak, so I walked up and asked, "Angry?" Gorilla? After saying that, I hurriedly covered my mouth, but he still heard it, and the gorilla looked at me and said, "What gorilla, where do I look like an orangutan, how can you make fun of me?" After saying that, he waved those two big arms.
I forcibly defended: "I didn't make fun of you, you still haven't told me what your name is, I can only name you myself." Suddenly, the gorilla stopped, smiled awkwardly at me, and saluted: "This is abrupt, after Liu Bei, the word Xuande, and Liu Sheng, the king of Zhongshan Jing in the Western Han Dynasty, dare to ask his brother Taigao's surname "Liu Bei?" This name is very familiar, and I said casually: "Hehe, your name is good and promising." My name is Tong Qiang. Liu Bei asked me: "Is it a copper wall, that copper wall?" Just when I wanted to fight back against Astro Boy, he gave me this answer. I explained, "It's the Tong who is next to the single person for a winter." Liu Bei thought for a while and said, "How can there be such a word." "I thought to myself, it's terrible to be uneducated.
I didn't bother to explain to him, so I stared at Liu Bei for a while, and sure enough, short beard, big ears, long arms, obscene, uh~ obscene This is my obscenity! It's quite close to what is described in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Liu Bei interrupted my ramblings and said, "Why does Brother Tai keep staring at me? I came back to my senses and said, "It's okay, just take a look, it just feels familiar." Your name sounds familiar, I think I've heard it somewhere. Liu Bei's eyes lit up and said, "Really? Then how about joining the army with me, and waiting for the four of my brothers to break out of the world together? ”
I ignored him, I walked forward, I sobered up, he said he was Liu Bei, now the world's two fools, saying that he has everything, maybe I ran into cosplay! I don't believe in evil, "Lao Liu, is the city still far away?" Liu Bei seemed to feel very unhappy with me calling him that, but he didn't say anything, and said to me: "It's not far from here, it's just ahead." ”
The two of us walked for about half an hour and arrived at the so-called city, isn't this Hengdian!! When I passed a stall selling meat, he pulled me to the side: "Come, let me introduce you to my third brother." ”
Then I saw a man dressed in brocade white and holding a paper fan sitting next to the pork stall. His outfit is incompatible with this meat stall, and it is completely two different styles of pictures.
I thought to myself, a meat seller is so fresh and refined, I really opened my eyes.
This person got up and said to Lao Liu, "Big brother, you are here." As soon as the words fell, a strong man with a single eyelid and a red face with a height of nearly two meters and a large beard walked not far away! Lao Yuan said: "Big brother, if you are here, then your shoe stall will not be able to sell at all!" The man in white also smiled and said, "Yes, big brother, it's better to sell wine and meat with me!" ”
Liu Bei jumped high and pointed at the man in white and said, "Ancestral craftsmanship, do you know?" It's an ancestral craft!" In an instant, the gentle feeling just now was gone! The man in white suddenly lost the calmness he had just now, and said with a hippie smile: "This is also my ancestral craft, and I make more money than you" said and pointed to the meat stall next to him with a fan, and by the way, he also fanned the wolf-like flies.
At this time, the red-faced man came over to play a round: "Third brother, don't make fun of the eldest brother!" Big brother, who is this brother? Liu Bei reflected that there was a person standing next to me and said: "Uh, this is a lost person I met on the side of the road, come on, come on, this is my second brother Yunchang, this is my third brother Yide." ”
The two of them hugged my fists at the same time, and I pointed to Yide in his mouth in surprise and said, "He looks like Yide, isn't Yide the same as Li Kui?" Zhang Fei waved the paper fan and said, "Who is Li Kui?" "I looked at the three of them, Liu Bei and Guan Yu's appearance is quite reliable, but this Zhang Fei is a little exaggerated, it's good to sell meat, but he wears the same as Ximenqing, how does this look like Zhang Fei? I replied helplessly, "Well, a guy who looks like you." Zhang Fei smiled: "Haha, then you have to introduce me to know me if you have a chance" Me: "Uh. It is estimated that it is unlikely in this life, "Zhang Feidao: "Why?" I said, "He should still be liquid!" Zhang Fei said: "How do you say this?" I.... Zhang Fei said anxiously: "Say!" I said I was embarrassed.
At this time, Liu Bei appeared like a god. "Third brother, don't embarrass this brother. By the way, I haven't consulted this brother yet... Zhang Fei said, "Big brother, you don't know what people's names are?" Liu Bei glanced at Zhang Fei. I said: "My name is Tong Qiang" Guan Yu said: "Your name is very chic at that time, is it the copper wall of the copper wall?" "I can only laugh!
At this time, Liu Bei said solemnly: "Second brother and third brother, I can think about what the eldest brother discussed with you a few days ago. Zhang Fei said briskly: "Think about it, when I count my belongings, let's go on the road, where the eldest brother says to go, I will follow." Since you and I have already said that we will live and die together when we are married, we can regret it when we pick it up. "I thought to myself, when the second child died, you both regretted it.
Guan Yu also said: "I was originally a wandering person, but now my eldest brother said to join the army, so I will vote!" Anyway, I don't want to live in this backwoods for the rest of my life. Then the three of them looked at me, and I said pitifully, "I want to go home!" Zhang Fei waved the paper fan, I looked at the frequency of the paper fan's shaking, and after a few more clicks, it was estimated that I could throw it!
He said angrily: "How can the eldest husband be like a mother-in-law." I also said without showing weakness: "What's wrong with my mother-in-law, I want to have his physique, I am not afraid of going anywhere!" Guan Yu grabbed me under his armpit and said, "Practice with me, it's definitely no problem" "Let go of me, you beast, you smoke me to death!" It was three people laughing.
Liu Bei said: "Brother Tai, is this the place you are looking for?" I shook my head blankly and said, "No, I haven't seen it at all." Liu Bei continued: "Then why don't you go to Danyang with us, we can also take care of each other along the way, and we can also help you inquire about where you are going!" "I guess! Anyway, it's already here, let's take a look.
I was originally a person who was at ease with what happened, I got by, and I never thought about any fame and fortune, so I was almost thirty years old, and I was still a low-level manager.
Because my mother told me not to chase these too much since I was a child, I developed this lazy character! If you don't like it, you don't worry about it, you don't worry about it, you don't want to stay it, these four sentences are a few years ago when you write a work summary, you have to let a person find a motto and look for it, but inadvertently I have done more than half of it! Before, my motto was to live just to wait for death~ Now think about how much I saw through the red dust~
I don't know whose electricity I got through.,Sent me here.,I'm going to go on like this.,Besides.,There's no way to continue.,I can't go back! This is also immoral enough, you can say, I can also bring a few cigarettes, I am yawning now!
These people are happy, Guan Yu and I are helpless people, so we waited at Zhang Fei's house for Liu Bei to go back and greet his mother, the three of us sat there, Guan Yu said: "Third brother, go get some wine and meat, help the eldest brother look at the shoe stall in the morning, I haven't eaten yet." Zhang Fei said: "Little meaning, come on, get me some wine and meat." One of the guys outside answered and left.
After a short time, two young men entered, one carrying two jars of wine, and the other carrying a pot lid and a vessel full of their own meat. After the wine and meat were put away, the man left on his own.
Zhang Fei put down the paper fan, picked up a jar and poured it for both of us and said, "Come, drink with this friend for the first time, let's go." "After saying that, I tilted my neck and it." Then Guan Yu next to him also leaned his neck and did it.
I glanced at the turbid thing in this bowl, and the biggest drink I usually drink is a sip of glass, but I really haven't tried such a big bowl, and I saw that they were both staring at me, and I did it when I closed my eyes. After entering the mouth, this soft feeling is not like the kind of liquor that you usually drink, and it has a sweet and silky feeling. I guess this wine is mixed with water. I said both of them are so heroic.