Chapter 33: Mars Comes to Wood Woman
Sad, really sad, tears were shaking in pain, Zhao Yougong was extremely uncomfortable, and he couldn't care about his image, so he rubbed his ass when he lay on the big stone.
Rubbing his buttocks, Zhao Yougong was worried about something else, how to escape back? It's not okay to expose martial arts, and it's even more impossible to expect others to save him, I'm afraid that the imperial uncle is hoping that the female robber can stab him to death with a sword, how can he really send someone to save him?
has been thinking about how to leave the capital, who would have thought of leaving artificially, and encountered this kind of life and death situation. I'm afraid, I'm really afraid, he's afraid that Zhao Ji will also take this opportunity to send someone to pretend to be a robber to mix it.
Never underestimate Zhao Ji, this Emperor Huizong looks elegant and refined, but in his bones he is extremely damaged.
Whether in this life or in the original history, Zhao Ji has never been a good person, the people of the Jin Kingdom went south, and when they saw the fall of Bianliang, they ceded the throne to Zhao Huan, and he led people to flee south, so disregarding family affection, what mercy can he expect?
Zhao Yougong rubbed his buttocks on the big stone, and hummed twice from time to time, saying that it was as indecent as it was. The woman in black stopped her horse, looked at it twice, and then jumped off the horse. took two steps, and the black embroidered boots kicked Zhao Yougong's ass fiercely.
"You are a shameless person, how can you be in broad daylight?"
The woman's voice was cold, but her face was a little thin after all, and the three words of touching her butt were not spoken, and a trace of blush had already climbed on her face. It's a pity that Zhao Yougong can't see this, his old injuries haven't gone and new injuries have been added, he suddenly became a little angry, turned his head, and glared at the woman in black viciously, "You woman is too domineering, come and see, if you sit on this stone tip, it doesn't hurt?" Do you know what a chrysanthemum is and the backyard is dead? This king rubs it, why not? ”
"What chrysanthemum remnants? Dead in the backyard? Hmph, every good thing in the world is really good, and there is no real one in his mouth! ”
"Huh?" Zhao Yougong was stimulated and wanted to scold his mother, the chrysanthemum didn't know, and he didn't know if he died in the backyard? Does this woman have any common sense in life, and what she says is the truth, why did she discredit the men in the world?
"How come there is no good thing for men in the world? Isn't this king a great good man? Besides, isn't your dad a man? ”
Zhao Yougong grinned at the corners of his mouth, and laughed in his heart, this woman is a little domineering, but her brain doesn't seem to be too good, isn't scolding men in the world equivalent to scolding her father? Before she could be happy, the woman snorted lightly, held the sword back, and the scabbard slammed Zhao Yougong's shoulder, "My father is not a good person!" ”
"Huh? Says who? Woman, how can you say that about your own father? ”
Zhao Yougong looked very angry, his brows jumped, he didn't even care about the sore buttocks, and stood up with the big stone.
The woman narrowed her eyes, her long eyelashes moved slightly, and she was a little puzzled in her heart, "My father is not your father, what are you in a hurry, go quickly, otherwise I will kill you now!" ”
"Kill, kill, if you really want to kill, just do it" Zhao Yougong was righteous and awe-inspiring, staring at the gray sky, how could he meet such an unsympathetic woman?
? R, the cold light flashed, and the sharp sword landed on Zhao Yougong's shoulder accurately, this time the woman added a little force, and instantly cut through Zhao Yougong's skin.
Hey, Zhao Yougong almost didn't pee, this woman is so fast, she draws her sword and makes it in one go, such a fast technique is not something that a mediocre hand can do. swallowed his saliva, quickly lowered his head, and then his face was full of flattering smiles, "Don't do it, woman, we will leave if you say go, I will listen to you"
Well? The woman frowned, obviously not yet accustomed to Zhao Xiaojunwang's style of acting, "It's shameless, aren't you afraid of death?" ”
The voice was still a little cold, and even a little mocking, Zhao Yougong continued to laugh unconsciously, "It seems to be a little shameless, but this king is also for the heroine."
"Huh" The woman was surprised, looking at Zhao Yougong's serious look, let her have a cold temperament, and couldn't help laughing, "Giggles, what's wrong with me?" ”
Although it was a sneer, the voice was really good, the laughter was as pleasant as a silver bell, looking at the woman's smooth forehead, I really wanted to take off her veil and take a good look at her face. Just listening to the voice is already so charming, so how can her face be intoxicating?
"Think about this woman, no matter what, with this king, you always have someone to talk to, if you are unhappy, you can still scold people and get angry, but if this king dies, what will you do?"
"Flim Tongue, I should have sealed your mouth!"
The woman's brows were stretched, although she was still a little cold, but it was no longer as vicious as just now. found a rope, and couldn't help but say, Zhao Yougong was tied with his hands.
The woman was riding on a horse, holding the other end of the rope in her hand, fortunately the woman was walking on a mountain road and walked very slowly, otherwise Zhao Yougong really had no place to cry, but even so, he was still tired enough.
After walking for about an hour, the two of them came to the east side of the mountain, at this time Zhao Yougong was already tired and out of breath, but the woman in black was very relaxed.
"Woman, shall we take a break?"
"It's really useless to walk so far!"
"No, woman, this king is afraid of tired your horse, you see that your horse is extremely powerful, you are really tired, isn't it a loss?"
The woman kept silent, but she felt very funny in her heart, there were such shameless men in the world, but he didn't feel shameless.
The woman sat cross-legged on a relatively clean stone face, took out a paper bag from the black horse's hitch, and ate the water in the pot. What made Zhao Yougong depressed was that when the woman was eating the snack, she didn't take off the veil, lifted the lower edge of the veil, pinched the dim sum and took a bite gently, she ate very slowly, and there was an indescribable elegance in her gestures.
After eating two pieces of snack, the woman noticed that Zhao Yougong was looking at her with blank eyes at this time, and when she saw that look, she was a little annoyed, "Dare to look at it again, I gouged out your pair of eyeballs!" ”
Such a domineering woman, she kills people and gouges out her eyes at every turn, can't she be gentle?
With his legs straightened, Zhao Yougong replied lazily, "My fair lady, a gentleman, a love of beauty, everyone has it, and when you meet such a wonderful woman today, you will inevitably take a few more looks." ”
"You will talk nonsense, Master is right, all men in the world are the same, and they are used to talking about flowers!"
"The woman's words are bad, this king is all from the bottom of his heart, how can it become nonsense?"
The woman put down her snacks and hummed with a frown, "You haven't even seen my face, how do you know if I'm beautiful or ugly?" ”
"That's it?" Zhao Yougong was surprised, did the woman really take his words seriously? He really wondered if this woman had run away from Mars, obviously to flatter, how could she be so serious?
Well, this woman is so innocent and pure, Zhao Xiaojunwang said that he likes it very much.
"The heroine is wrong, this king has learned a little bit of the art of watching people since he was a child, you don't need to look at the woman's appearance, just look at the heroine's excellent posture, graceful posture, and this pair of silky hands like jade, you know that the heroine must be a unique, first-class beauty!"
Zhao Yougong did not hesitate to praise himself, not to mention that the woman's appearance is likely to be extremely beautiful, even if she is really as ugly as Sister Feng, Zhao Yougong has to treat her as a sable cicada, how can she not please her little life in the hands of others?
"The art of watching people? Is it really that amazing? ”
The woman hesitated, her jaw was slightly crooked, and Zhao Yougong muttered in her heart, is this woman stupid or innocent?
"Of course, but the woman, can you sue the king, why do you have to rob the king, but the king has offended the woman?"
"Nope!" The woman replied crisply.
Zhao Yougong frowned, the boss was unhappy, raised his tied hands, and complained in a low voice, "Since there is none, why is that?" ”
"No reason! Hmph, there is no good person with the royal surname Duan in Dali, and he will be killed when he sees it! ”
Listening to the woman's words, Zhao Yougong's eyes were about to bulge, he sat up straight and shouted, "You want to kill the surnamed Duan, why did you kidnap this king?" This king lives in Bianliang, and he is not surnamed Duan."
"Nonsense, if you weren't a member of the Dali Duan clan, how could you know the Six-Vein Divine Sword? Hmph, you slippery thief, don't try to lie to me! ”
The woman was extremely domineering, and Zhao Yougong burst into tears in his heart, finally knowing what the problem was, it turned out that it was because he shouted a six-vein divine sword at the fat man. Is there any reason for this, no, is this woman really stupid, he Zhao and the tall fat man are joking, can't she hear it? If you really want to know the six-vein divine sword, why don't you poke a few holes in the woman's clothes earlier?
Thinking about it, Zhao Yougong chuckled in his heart, he wanted to kill Dali's surname Duan, he was so pure and sophisticated, and he was dressed in black. Well? Could it be that this woman is that Mu Wanqing?
"The woman's surname is wood?"
"Well, how do you know, you disciple?" The woman was startled, and unconsciously grasped the sword in her right hand.
Seeing the woman's reaction like this, Zhao Yougong really didn't know whether to cry or laugh, being able to be tied up by Mu Wanqing had to be a blessing in several lifetimes?
Mu Wanqing got a little closer, accompanied by the breeze on the mountain, and smelled a faint fragrance, the smell was light and elegant, like an orchid but not like it, it was really intoxicating. Facing Mu Wanqing's eyes, Zhao Yougong shrugged his shoulders and said innocently, "I have already told the woman that this king will use the art of watching people." Uh, but, can the heroine release this king first, you really tied the wrong person! ”
"Hugh is going to lie to me, flamboyant, do you really think I'm so easy to deceive? knows the six-vein divine sword, and calls yourself the king, what do you not have the surname Duan? ”
Zhao Yougong was really about to cry, "Woman, I told you, this king doesn't know anything about the six-vein divine sword, as for the Fang Building, it's all bragging to scare the dead fat man, as for this king, this king is Zhao Yougong, the king of Yongning County, do you say that Zhao is wrong to call himself this king?" ”
Mu Wanqing stared at the beautiful eyes, and she was also hesitant in her heart, do you believe it or not?
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