Chapter 15 I may have met a fake royal sister
Since the two sides have officially and frankly spoken......
In fact, Li Fuyao thinks that it will be better to be naked, of course, Fengyue probably won't think so, to put it obscenely, after all, he doesn't know his "power". Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
He and Fengyue officially reached a cooperation agreement.
The content of the agreement is as needed.
This is the case on the surface, and it is also the same secretly, but Li Fuyao's purpose on the surface is very dirty.
I don't know why, Li Fuyao always feels like a bad person.
Regardless of whether King Zhou You is a traverser or not, he is the king of a country after all, after all, he wants to continue the Western Zhou Dynasty, from this point of view, he belongs to positive energy.
As for Shenhou, she is even more innocent.
A good woman, but under her own intrigues, she is likely to end up in ruin.
And he is a villain who brings disaster to the country and the people.
I feel like I'm with Fengyue, it's just a bunch of adulterers*** who are embarrassed.
Think about it for a moment.
This is how my task is, and this situation will continue to appear in the future, and I will continue to act as a chaotic minister and thief who everyone will be punished in historical time and space, or a despicable pickled villain.
The egg hurts, I am also a five-good young man with the core values of socialism!
Feng Yue looked at Li Fuyao lightly, "Anything else?" ā
Li Fuyao smiled, and stepped forward very boldly, to shake Fengyue's hand, "Can we do that first...... "You must show weakness, so that Fengyue mistakenly thinks that she can control herself steadily.
Sure enough, a trace of pride and contempt flashed in Feng Yuemei's eyes, but there was no anger.
Let yourself take her hand.
it!
This hand is really no one, weak and boneless, crystal like snow, delicate as holding a pool of yogurt that has just been taken out of the refrigerator, ten fingers are slender, and you can clearly see the cyan blood distributed on it.
I can play with this hand for a year!
Holding hands, of course there has to be a next step.
Li Fuyao tried to grab his waist.
Feng Yue took a step back and said very seriously: "The coming day is long, you have to give the widow a reason to be willing to be with you." ā
The implication is that I have to wait for you to make some achievements before I will consider the next step after holding hands, such as cuddling and hugging, and as for going to bed, wait slowly.
It's kind of a blank check.
In the final analysis, she is still using Li Fuyao - of course, using each other, and the two of them tacitly agreed.
But Li Fuyao still held her hand.
Li Fuyao laughed in his heart.
This girl...... He actually made a beauty trick on me!
Gently rubbing the suffocating hands, he smiled innocently, "That's hard work......
Feng Yue was stunned, and then she was ashamed, and her eyes suddenly became cold, "You want to die?" Like this Jinhua Palace guard whose hands and feet are not clean and can't keep his mouth shut, the widow has already disposed of many people, and the widow doesn't mind letting there be another white bone in that deep pool! ā
Li Fuyao chuckled in his heart.
Damn, I may have flirted with a fake royal sister.
remembered his failed second attendance, which seemed to be the Jinhua Palace guard, and it seemed that he was wiped out by Fengyue.
Although I didn't see Fengyue at that time.
But it's definitely Fengyue's voice - this woman is really not simple, this Nima's femme fatale!
This royal sister is a fake!
Li Fu shook his hand and let go.
It's a bit embarrassing indeed.
Feng Yue snorted coldly, "What the widow promised you, he will naturally do it, but you also have to know how to advance and retreat, otherwise you won't even know how to die at that time, understand?" Get out of here! ā
In the final analysis, Li Fuyao is a dog in Fengyue's heart.
Is Li Fuyao afraid of death?
Of course not.
nodded, suddenly raised his head, looked at Fengyue evilly, and then quickly pinched Fengyue's buttocks, turned around and ran.
, she deserves to be a big beauty who looks like Sister Chi Ling.
This tight and upright beautiful buttocks don't feel too good!
Fengyue stood there, a little messy in the wind...... He actually teased himself?
Like those young boys and girls who are just beginning to fall in love......
Touch it or kiss it and run?
I don't know why, Fengyue couldn't get angry in her heart, but instead remembered those distant songs, those green moods that only appeared in the deepest dreams now......
Love...... That's nice.
It's a pity that the widow is now the emperor's wife, and the husband is Zhou Tianzi.
Although he is ugly, he is the co-ruler of the world.
To hell with those moods.
Li Fuyao had just returned to Xifeng Palace for a while, and suddenly there was a burst of, and he looked for the toilet in a panic, and looked at the bamboo pieces on the side of the toilet with a wry smile.
There is no paper in the Western Zhou Dynasty.
So squatting in the toilet, most mortals use bamboo chips.
This habit is in later generations, according to reliable information, in the eighties and nineties of the twentieth century, most people in the countryside also used bamboo chips, only the city people were taller and taller, using paper.
Although it is now the palace of the Western Zhou Dynasty, as a temple person, it is not tall enough to wipe the butt with cloth.
There are only the fabrics used by Zhou Tianzi's concubines and wives.
And after squatting, it has to be cleaned.
This day is really not lived by people, and I don't know what those people are doing when they travel to the Western Zhou Dynasty, there is no electricity, no Internet, and even no paper, is this kind of life really interesting?
After solving his physiological needs, Li Fuyao picked up a few slightly better pieces of bamboo and prepared to shave his buttocks - will he have hemorrhoids?
This problem needs to be solved.
In the future, it is better to use cloth to calculate, and to be extravagant, anyway, it is useless to keep those coins or anything, it is better to use them to improve their living conditions in the Western Zhou Dynasty.
What's wrong with me wiping my butt with cloth like royalty?
I don't know why, Li Fuyao suddenly remembered something evilly.
Big beauties like Jiang Concubine and Fengyue, if they use bamboo chips to shave their buttocks, but the particularity of a woman's physiological structure, will this cause some places to be easy to become red and swollen?
And then like that, the steamed buns are formed?
And then the grass is gradually scraped less and less?
Could it be that this is how the legendary best white tiger steamed buns came about?
And then as a gene, passed on from generation to generation?
Damn, it's very likely!
, I'm very obscene!
And it's obscene to the sky......
Li Fu shook his head, no longer thinking about this obscene thing that made people speechless, and was ready to shave his ass to deal with the affairs of Xifeng Palace - if he didn't do it well, he would be punished by Bai Baoxi, not to mention, and he would also involve innocent palace maids.
The key is that Li Fuyao is not sure, after Bai Baoyao learned about last night's incident, will he make a big fuss and take the opportunity to masturbate himself.
The mission has just entered a good phase, and it can't be defeated.
But then something awkward happened.
The ancient thatched latrines were not like those of later generations, but like the public toilets of the eighties and nineties, the men and women were separated from each other with their backs to each other, and only a thin wall was separated from them, and Li Fuyao heard the sound of footsteps and the delicate sound of humming a little tune.
A palace maid walked into the latrine next door.
It's the delicate little palace maid who was slapped by herself yesterday.
Then after a few breaths, the sound of a stream sounded next door that made people have to think about it, and Li Fuyao couldn't help but glance down...... Of course, you can't see the next door, unless you have a mobile phone and a selfie stick.
Groove ...... It's not very common.