The house armor of the young master of Gen Sun's cousin is simply too fragrant, and everything can't be described with a hobby and a small nose, but has to be described with a pungent aroma!

Wang Ping'an was almost smoked. After taking a step back, then taking another step back. He shook his head and said, "It's not a good thing to smoke the house so fragrantly, no wonder he is sick."

The girl was intoxicated, enjoying the aroma wafting from the house, she said, "Wouldn't it be better if there is more fragrance?" I heard the young master say that the incense powder is the essence of the stamen, and if you absorb more, it can not only make the mood comfortable, but also make the skin delicate and smooth

After a pause, she said again: "The incense powder prepared by the young master is very good, a few points better than the incense powder in the best fat powder shop in the city." He often gives us incense powder! ”

Wang Ping'an frowned and said, "Even so." But sucking too much is not necessarily a good thing. The extremes of things must be reversed, and they are too much".

He took out his handkerchief, put it over his mouth and nose, and then went into the house. As soon as he entered the house, he couldn't help but be stunned, and saw that the furnishings in the house were very peculiar. It doesn't look like a man's bedroom at all, but it looks like a woman's boudoir!

The curtains are goose yellow with stable seeds, and the tablecloth on the table is pink embroidered with countless small wild flowers, and the curtain on the bed is even more exaggerated, it is actually a bright red silk, with peonies and butterflies of all colors, the color is very gorgeous!

Wang Ping'an shook his head and thought: "No wonder Mrs. Changsun doesn't like him, I look at the furnishings in this house, why is it so like the undefeated residence of the East, where is Yang Lianting?" ”

Yahuan walked to the bed and gently opened the curtain. Revealing the young master lying inside. As soon as the curtain was opened, Wang Ping'an's brows furrowed even tighter, although he covered his nose, he could also feel that the aroma on the bed was stronger.

Looking at the bed, I saw a young man of about twenty-three or fourteen years old, with his eyes closed, lying flat on the bed, wearing a light green silk pajamas, the pajamas were embroidered with gorgeous peach blossoms, and the pink peach blossoms were matched with a light green background, making this pajamas extremely bright and dazzling. The lower body of the young man is covered with a thin quilt, and the quilt is also embroidered with patterns.

Yahuan gently flattened the thin quilt, revealing the pattern on the quilt. I saw that the embroidery was under a big peach tree. Under the tree sat a young man with a woman in his arms. However, the appearance of this man and woman looks a little weird, but I can't say what is weird!

Wang Ping'an and Yahuan arrived, but the young man did not open his eyes, and the expression on his face was slightly painful. His face was pale, and he looked extremely frightening, and it was no wonder that the servant would say that he was going to die!

Yahuan pointed to the pattern on the quilt and said, "Since the young master watched the song and dance drama about Lord Wang in Yanle Fang, he came back and bought this pajamas, as well as the quilt!" ”

Wang Ping'an sighed, carefully looked at the pattern on the quilt, didn't know if he didn't see it, and was startled when he saw it! He glanced at the embroidered portrait of the woman on the quilt, and then at the young master who closed his eyes, no wonder he felt weird just now, it turned out to be the young master's male and female makeup!

He opened his mouth and said, "Why, why did he buy this quilt after watching that song and dance?" But what ideas can't be realized? ”

Yahuan said: "Young Master Cousin, he plays the peach blossom demon, he plays it well, he also secretly jumps in the house, let's see, it's just hiding from the lord and the lady!" ”

Now Wang Ping'an's face is so ugly. It's so ugly, I can't describe it, he can't attract women's like, he doesn't know this too well, but now he has attracted men's like, which makes him embarrassed!

Just now, I thought that this young master had the potential to be undefeated in the East, but if he didn't think about it, he would become Yang Lianting!

He pointed to that. The man holding the "Young Master Cousin" in his arms, with a trilling tone in his tone, asked, "Who is this man?" ”

Yahuan said, "Oh. Lord Wang asked her, she was a singer in Yan Le Fang, although she was a woman. But he is quite heroic, and he talked to the young master very much, and the young master said that he wanted to think about making more money. Then they will redeem her, and they will be married again."

She lowered her voice and whispered: "Madam is very unhappy about this matter, and because of this matter, she often scolds Young Master Cousin!" ”

This breath was finally relieved, Wang Ping'an finally breathed a sigh, and the sweat on his head was dripping down! Fortunately, I am not the Yang Lianting!

A man who likes to be a woman and a woman who has the potential to be a man are a perfect match!

Wang Ping'an nodded and said: "I wish there are lovers in the world who will eventually become dependents, and I wish them that." You must be happy! I really can't think of anything else, so I can only hold back such a sentence.

As for the preferences of others, no matter how maverick he is, he never talks about them, and always treats them with respect. He didn't want to say anything more, so he pulled the young master's wrist and took his pulse. He shook his head. I pinched the young master's mouth again and examined the tongue coating!

After the examination, he said, "There is no serious illness, just a pale and scary face." Why, the government didn't ask a doctor to see him? ”

Yahuan's expression was a little gloomy, and she shook her head and said: "The family doctor has come to see it, and said that it doesn't matter much, Madame is not in a hurry, Madame doesn't like the young master, but her relatives "suddenly" got it, and she shouldn't talk about Feng's mother behind her back, who knows that the mouth of the king is only strict with a few words in front of Madame, isn't she going to be unlucky!"

She swallowed back the words behind and asked, "Lord Wang, what medicine should you take for Young Master Cousin?" The servant went and prepared it for him. ”

Wang Ping'an smiled, it seems that this young master's popularity among the servants is quite good, and Yahuan regards him as a "sister". He said, "Judging from the symptoms, the cause of his illness is," and he pointed around the room, and continued: "It is because of the strong aroma in this room, and I want him to be cured." First, to make him happy, for example, with that very heroic singer, often meet. Second, you have to use home remedies! ”

He didn't want to stay in this pungent room for long, and since he was well ill, there was no need to keep it, so he turned around and walked out of the room. Yahuan covered the quilt for the young master and followed out.

Wang Ping'an no longer paid attention to Yahuan, followed the original road, and strode back to the back hall. At this time, the back hall had been cleaned up, and the incense and candle offerings, as well as those goddesses and sticks, were gone.

As soon as he entered the back hall, he saw that the food had already been placed in the hall, and Mrs. Changsun sat behind the table and saw him come back. beckoned: "Peace, come on, eat with the old man!" ”

Wang Ping'an hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile: "Madame is too polite, how can he be peaceful, Mrs. Lao is waiting!" You're welcome, just sit down in the lower position.

Mrs. Changsun asked, "How is the nephew of the old man?" Although she scolded fiercely, she still thought about her mother's children in her heart, which was the same as those adults who hated iron and steel, but the preferences of the young master were too disturbing for her and were not tolerated by this era.

Wang Ping'an had a wry smile on his face, and he said, "Don't hide it from Madame, the young master is actually not seriously ill." If you want to be cured, you must be in a good mood, and you can't always scold him, he is always scolded, and he is depressed, and external evil is naturally easy to enter the body. Second, when it comes to taking medicine, there is really no good medicine to take, most of his illness comes from the smell in the house, and the smell of incense is too much, which is also a kind of external evil, after entering the brain, it caused him to fall into a coma, and the coma lasted too long, and the body slowly became empty. ”

Mrs. Eldest Sun snorted and said, "How can it be cured, let's not mention this for the time being." Ping'an, although you are a person of great ability, even my master, at your age, does not have your ability and heart. You want to find a way to come out and teach the old nephew, so that he will not dare to make a smell of fat powder on his body in the future and make others laugh! ”

Wang Ping'an frowned, thinking, "Give him a lesson, this is very difficult." Looking at the appearance of the young master, he is a person who loves cleanliness and likes to play with rouge gouache. In modern times, maybe he can be a spice master, the kind that is famous all over the world, but in the Tang Dynasty, he was like this. Horn,"

After thinking for a while, he patted his thigh and said, "There is only this way, but this method is too disgusting, when eating, it's better not to say it, and then talk about it after eating, okay?" ”

When Mrs. Changsun heard this, she was overjoyed: "Disgusting way? Okay, the disgusting method, the cure for nausea, you can say it quickly, if you don't say it, the old body will not be able to eat this meal! ”

Wang Ping'an scratched the back of his head and thought: "This is what you asked me to say, it is disgusting to you, don't blame me!" He said, "The aroma is too strong." It needs to be collected, and this needs to be used to "use"

Mrs. Changsun hurriedly said, "What do you use?" ”

Wang Ping'an said with embarrassment: "When it comes to old urine, the more you use it, the better!" ”

"Do you want to pour urine on him? You can't drink and get an accident, right? It's just a lesson to him, and you don't have to take his life seriously! "Mrs. Changsun's face is also difficult to look at, there is no need to be so ruthless. She just scolded fiercely, but Wang Ping'an was even more ruthless, and she was going to kill her nephew directly!

Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "It's not for him to drink." Rather, let him smell and hear, "Hear a whooshing sound." Aged urine smells the strongest. It can quickly converge the aroma and make the young master sober up.

And when he thinks about smoking the house again, he thinks at the same time, "Think of that noise." Thus remembering more disgusting things, over time. The interest in fiddling with rouge gouache will fade! ”

Mrs. Changsun was overjoyed and said with a smile: "So that's the case, that's great, maybe after he recovers from this illness, he will be a good man, our eldest grandson's family has no shortage of his future, as long as he is willing to settle down, everything is easy to say." Tell me how to do it. ”

Ji Ping'an glanced at the food on the table. sighed in my heart, madam, you don't care, but when I'm done, I won't be able to eat myself!

He pointed to the soup basin on the table and said, "Take two deeper basins, one and put it on the side of the young master's bed, and then the other one is filled with filth, lifted it high, and slowly poured it into the basin next to the bed, after pouring out the filth, put the empty basin on the side of the head again, and then lift up the one full of it."

As he spoke, someone suddenly said, "What are you talking about?" ”

The maids in the hall said in unison: "Welcome the master back to his home!" ”

Wang Ping'an turned his head and saw a person standing at the door, it was the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, the eldest grandson Wuji.