Chapter 90: There's no reason for a woman to go shopping
After a morning of wandering, we found a small hotel in the south of the city and stayed. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info After entering the door, Xiao Er greeted him and asked, "How many, are you eating or staying in a hotel?" I said, "Let's get us some food first, and there's room to spare?" ”
Xiao Er smiled and said, "Yes, yes, then you can do it for a while, and I'll get you some food first." Zhang Fei had to say every time he finished answering in Xiao Er: "Come on, big meat." ”
After Xiao Er went down, Zhang Fei said: "Actually, according to my meaning, we shouldn't live here, and we will be in Zhuo County in another day." That's my territory, uncle. "I didn't react until he said that, and I'll go. I went around in a big circle and actually returned to the novice village.
I said, "Yes, this is very close to your home, and it just so happens that Lao Liu, you can also go back to see your wife." Then let's stay for a day and leave tomorrow. Lao Liu said: "Well, since the last goodbye, I haven't seen my mother for several months, and I originally said that I wanted to break out of the world and come back, but I didn't think it would be you and me." Is.... ”
I interrupted him and said, "Don't be sentimental here, isn't this a lot of people." After speaking, he pointed to Ge Xuan, Zhao Yun and Ji Lingyu. Ge Xuan asked curiously, "Is this your hometown?" "I'll tell you about what it was like when I first came. Ge Xuan: They all have a lot of feelings.
Ge Xuan sighed: "When the four of you set off, you didn't expect to pass by your hometown in such a form. Zhang Fei said indifferently: "Anyway, I didn't think about it, during this period of time, I was either in a hurry or angry, I knew that this trip was so hot, I might as well be my first brother in Zhuo County." “
As soon as he said this, Lao Liu was embarrassed again: "It's all my fault, which made the two brothers suffer." Guan Yu hurriedly glared at Zhang Fei and said, "Big brother is serious, this is also something that can't be helped." Zhang Fei saw that Lao Liu was sad again, and also said: "Big brother, don't you know who I am, so I just complain casually, you have seen me in a while and I am really gone." I just think we should have our own team, how can we be so condescending to others. “
Ji Lingyu asked suspiciously: "Am I with the wrong person?" I glanced at him and said, "Yes, let's go." What do you see the scourge of your village? Ji Lingyu said disdainfully: "Just kidding, they're all used to it, but you haven't gotten used to it yet." “
I said, "You're humble. Ge Xuan saw that the two of us were choking again, and hurriedly came out to play the round and said, "Little Er, isn't the food good yet?" We're hungry. I only heard Xiao Er in the distance say, "A few masters, here." After saying that, he came up with some meat flatbread or something.
Ge Xuan said: "Eat quickly, go to rest early after eating, everyone has been tired from traveling recently." “
After eating, we asked for three rooms to live in, and the three of them will naturally not be separated, no matter where they go, who are together. This time there is one more Zhao Yun, as long as we live together, because none of the three of us want to live with them, it's too bad. After that, there was a cumbersome Ji Lingyu, and she had a separate room.
After dividing the rooms, they went back to the house, and after lunch, everyone rested in the house. Just as I was about to take a nap, the door was kicked open, and I saw Ji Lingyu swaggering in and said, "Brother Zilong, can you go out with me?" “
Without waiting for Zilong to speak, I said angrily: "You don't know how to knock on the door?" You know if we're wearing clothes or not. Ji Lingyu said with a look on his face who was willing to look at you: "Cut, I'm here to find Brother Zilong, and I'm in the way of your." It's okay to sleep on you, who wants to watch you. After speaking, he walked over to Zilong, who was sitting at the table drinking tea.
Zilong smiled at us awkwardly, and then said to Ji Lingyu: "Lingyu, how can we say that we are also three big men, come in and knock on the door next time." It wouldn't be nice if you didn't disturb the two brothers. Ji Lingyu said, "Okay, I'll knock on the door next time." I sighed and said, "Alas, sure enough, it is Brother Zilong's words that are convincing." Zilong, you should take her out to play. I saw her upset. ”
Ji Lingyu said: "Do you think I don't think you're upset, it's not that you live with Brother Zilong, I won't come back if you beg me." Hum. He turned his head and pulled Zilong's sleeve with a smile on his face and said, "Let's go, it looks like this place is very interesting, let's go shopping." Zilong smiled at us helplessly, and then let Ji Lingyu take him away.
Ge Xuan smiled and said, "This Ji Lingyu is really not idle for a moment." I said, "It's just habitual, if Lao Tzu were her father, he would beat her eight times a day." Look at how dare she be so scared. Ge Xuan said: "You just talk about it, I think she is much more powerful than Xiao Qiao." I said, "I thought that the women of your generation were all women from good families who did not go out of the door, but since I came to the present, I have met a more normal one who is Da Qiao." “
Ge Xuan laughed and said, "I think Da Qiao is the most powerful... I looked at Ge Xuan and said, "Haha, you can see it too." Thinking about it like this, Sun Ce's kid is quite pitiful. Hahaha" After chatting with Ge Xuan for a few idle words, I lay down on the Chase bunk and slept well. By the time I woke up, the sun was about to set.
When I woke up, I saw Zilong sitting there rubbing his legs with a demented expression on his face. I asked, "Coming back so soon?" When Zilong saw that I was awake, he turned his head and said to me, "Brother Zhongyou, you are awake." I pointed to his rubbed leg and said, "What's wrong?" Got into a fight with someone? Zilong whispered: "Alas, shopping with Lingyu is more tiring than fighting." I smiled and said, "Ahahahaha, you deserve it, you dare to go shopping with a woman." That's not something that ordinary warriors can do. “
Zilong agreed with my words and said, "Brother Zhongyou, why didn't you say it earlier, this afternoon, she took a trip to the entire Juyong City. I said, "It's okay, you're just shopping, and I haven't let you buy it yet." Zilong said helplessly: "It's all my money." I said angrily, "Are you stupid? Who is she, you wronged boss. “
Zilong sighed and said: "Alas, there is no way, I can't let her spend money, how can I say that I am also a man." I said, "If you go shopping with a woman, you have to be a woman." Big brother, you have to figure it out, now she wants to soak you, not you chasing him. Why are you so caught up? “
Zilong blushed and said, "Brother Zhongyou, what are you talking about, everyone is a friend." I laughed and said, "That girl won't buy me anything for Mao?" Zilong said: "He bought it for you, and bought a gift for each of us." I was surprised: "No, right?" Went out and sold your brains? Or the conscience has been found. “
Zilong said: "Brother Zhongyou, why do you always think of her as bad." I pointed at Zilong and said, "Hey, you have no conscience, you actually spoke for her, it wasn't Lao Tzu's trick to save you from the dire situation, you are still there to stand for Gongsun Zhan." Zilong smiled: "I heard Xuande Gong say, I haven't had time to thank you yet." I waved my hand and said, "Don't bully me with that tigress in the future." “
We walked out of the guest room and went to the front hall to get ready for dinner. As soon as I entered, I found that several of them were sitting at the table, each holding something in his hand and looking there. I walked over and said, "Hey, what's going on with you guys?" “
Lao Liu saw that Zilong and I had also come out, and beckoned: "Come and sit, Lingyu went out shopping in the afternoon and bought some gifts for us." Do you look good at this belt after reading it? As he spoke, he stood up and circled around me. I said disdainfully, "It's beautiful, it's so good." Then Zhang Fei said: "Look at my accessories, and then match my outfit, it's really a bit literati." Then he lifted up his waist and tied an accessory that looked like a stall to show me there.
I saw Ge Xuan take a whisk and said, "Look, my whisk is much better than mine." This hair is so smooth. I squinted and saw that even Ge Xuan had fallen, and I said helplessly, "Well, that's good." Guan Yu smiled: "Zhongyou, what's wrong with you, look at my hat, it's good." Bringing it on is not particularly spiritual. I sighed and said, "True spirit, especially this color, is so green from afar." The green ones are dripping with water. ”
Guan Yu laughed when he saw me praising his hat, and laughed happily. I asked, "Zilong, aren't you going to show off?" Zilong said embarrassedly: "He bought me this dress." That's when I saw him dressed in a white satin suit. Just like the little white dragon in Journey to the West. I said, "It's white." This garment must be washed every day. “
Ji Lingyu said: "I also bought you a gift, you see." As he spoke, he picked up a long strip of paper from the table, wrapped in a layer of paper. As soon as I looked at the bamboo skewer she was holding, I knew what it was.
Ji Lingyu said: "You slept all afternoon, I was afraid that it wouldn't taste good if it melted, so I wrapped it in paper." I said, "Thank you, I don't like to eat sour, bad teeth!" Ji Lingyu said, "Hey? Do you know what it is? I gave him a blank look and said, "I knew what it was when you were still liquid." After that, he sat there, picked up the teapot, and poured himself a bowl of water.
Ge Xuan said: "It's all a little bit of Lingyu's heart, take it." I gave him a blank look and said, "The broken sugar gourd is still a hair, it's better to buy me two catties of hawthorn to eat." Ji Lingyu saw that I didn't want it, and said angrily: "I don't know what to do, Zhang Fei, I'll give you food." After speaking, he took the sugar gourd that tore off the paper and gave it to Zhang Fei, the sugar gourd was flowing with sugar juice, and there were countless straw paper foam on the hawthorn.
Zhang Fei looked at the bad look of the sugar gourd and said: "Haha, give them food, I am a local, I often eat it, you give it to Lao Ge, he probably rarely eats this thing." As he spoke, he stuffed the sugar gourd into Ge Xuan's hand.
I smiled and said to Ge Xuan: "Quick, let's eat, it's all Xiao Ji's little heart." Ge Xuan looked at me embarrassedly. Ji Lingyu said angrily: "Don't call me Xiao Ji, how ugly is it?" ”
I ignored her and said to Xiao Er, "Xiao Er, bring me a chicken at night, chop it and give it to me." Xiao Er nodded and went down to prepare. Ji Lingyu slapped the table and said, "You... With that, he turned his head and went back to the guest room in a huff.
I ignored her and continued to drink tea on my own. Lao Liu said: "Zhong You, you are such a big person, why do you have to be like a little girl." I squinted at Lao Liu. Lao Liu bowed his head and played with his belt. Ge Xuan plucked the paper on the sugar gourd and said, "Yes, you have gone too far this time. Guan Yu also agreed: "Yes, how can a good man fight with a woman." How can you go out and mix like this? ”
Zhang Fei supported me alone: "Zhongyou, I support you." I looked at Zhang Fei gratefully. Zhang Fei continued: "Although her surname is Ji, you can't compare her with a chicken? I wondered, "What's wrong?" Lao Liu said: "How do people say that they are also descendants of the royal family of Yan Kingdom, is it too much for you to compare people's surnames to severed chickens." I said, "It's so exaggerated, I'm just talking about it casually." Zhang Fei said: "You say it casually, people don't want to hear it, the surname Ji is the national surname of Yanguo, and what you say is the same as scolding her ancestors in person." ”
Ge Xuan continued to pull the shredded paper foam and said, "Although Yide's words are rough, it is such a reason. Although they are down-and-out nobles, they also have that royal dignity. After speaking, I looked at Lao Liu, and Lao Liu said, "What do you want to say?" ”
I muttered, "Well, let you say it, it's like Lao Tzu dug up their ancestral grave." Lao Liu, thanks to me, I didn't damage your ancestors, I want to finish speaking, will you fight with me. Lao Liu smiled and said, "I won't, I know you're just a mouth injury." But the girl doesn't know about you. Besides, her family just broke down, and you still go against her all day long, isn't it a little bad. ”
In fact, after I finished speaking, I was addicted to it, and I didn't think about it so much. But for these old guys to say that, it seems like I've made a big mistake. I said, "Okay, okay, it's not okay for Lao Tzu to be wrong this time." Uncle, I didn't have anything originally, but you all showed me here with things one by one. Can I not be angry when I finally look at her and get me this? Everyone was there, bowing their heads and playing with their things, and did not speak.
Ge Xuan gave me the sugar gourd that had been shaved clean and said, "Quick, let's eat it." I've cleaned it up for you. As he spoke, he raised the sugar gourd in his hand at me. I said, "Well, well, I'll go and apologize to her later." Then everyone looked up and said, "Well, that's right, old man, that's it." "Talking and laughing.
I looked at the sluts and said, "Come, eat one each." After speaking, he raised the sugar gourd in his hand. Everyone threw supplicating glances at me. I said, "Look, you also look down on this thing, and you are still talking about me there," Ge Xuan said, "How can you look down on it, come, I'll eat one." As he spoke, he took chopsticks from the top and threw one into his mouth. Lao Liu saw Ge Xuan eat it, and also took one away, and then the three of them also grabbed one by one.
After seeing that they were all finished, he took the remaining sugar gourd and turned around and left. Zhang Fei asked, "Why are you going?" I raised the sugar gourd in my hand and said, "Apologize, I'll say I ate it." "Everyone behind me collectively scolded me for being a slut, and I ignored them and left.