Chapter Forty-Six: The Emperor Asks for the Name of the Gun
I didn't say anything all night, and when I woke up and found Brother Meng De and Yuan Shao, Lao Liu and they were already gone, I said, "This brother comes and goes like the wind, can't you say hello and leave." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Brother Meng De said: "Isn't it in a hurry, the three of them packed up before dawn." Yuan Shao said, "Let's go too, shall we?" So the three of us rode around to the palace in Yuan Shao's car, and sat in the car and said, "You broken car, if you don't ride a horse, you will almost pee out of me when you sit here." “
Yuan Shao said disdainfully: "I really don't know how to enjoy, Lao Tzu is so handsome, how to ride a horse, besides, this way of smoke and dust, how inappropriate it is to see them in the palace." I said, "You're just hypocritical." After walking for about an hour, we finally arrived, and I quickly got out of the car and asked, "Is there a toilet here?" Suffocated me. ”
Brother Meng De said: "Where to find a toilet at the gate, hold it back, and then enter the palace later." I followed him all the way like a Japanese girl, walking behind them in small steps, passing through the house and taking away several corridors before finally arriving at a house, I couldn't hold back and said, "You two go in first, I'll find a solution to it, and I'll go in and find you later." Brother Meng De said: "You are really troublesome, this is the palace, where do you go to find a place to pee." ”
I said, "I can't hold back, you guys will come up for ten minutes first, and then talk for two hours, and then I'll let you talk about peeing on the spot." Yuan Shao smiled: "You just let him go, there is a garden next to it, just come in after urinating." After listening to him, I quickly turned around and ran, Brother Meng De shook his head helplessly, and Yuan Shao followed the eunuch in.
I turned my head and covered my crotch and hurriedly went down the corridor to the back garden that Yuan Shao pointed to, this palace is too winding, I didn't find it for a long time, I really couldn't hold it back, just through this door to see a place, lush everywhere, there is a small pond in the middle, there is a pavilion in the middle of the pond, I don't bother to think about it, I found a grass to drill in, wow, it's so cool.
While I was urinating, I heard the sound of the wind whizzing next door, and I thought to myself, who is this convulsion? I saw that the wall was not high, and there was a hole in the middle, so I lay down in the hole and watched for a while, this man was holding a very long sword, and he was playing there, looking at the fluidity and coherence of his play, and the grace of his posture, and seeing that every time he swung a sword, he was very stable, and extremely fast, he should be a master.
In this era, there were many people who carried swords, but those who wielded swords alone were rare. I was lying on the wall and watching, when I saw the man shuriken behind him and said to me, "It's not polite to peep at others, come out." ”
I was stunned, this can find me, I see that he has not looked at me all this time. Anyway, it's been discovered, so I'll just come out. With a strained pair of arms, I climbed the wall a few times with my feet, and climbed up to the top of the wall very ugly. The man was amused when he saw me: "Who are you, why are you peeking at me practicing swords?" ”
I smiled: "The two of them are called sword practice together, and one person is called convulsion." The man laughed: "Convulsions? I laughed and said, "Yes, you're playing there with a sword, aren't you only able to draw the wind?" ”
The man beckoned to me and said, "Come down, what kind of system is it to stand on the wall, this is also a palace." When I heard his words, I remembered that this was the palace, and I quickly jumped down, and when I approached it, I saw this man clearly, although I felt that he was over fifty years old, but he was full of energy, his eyes were very bright, and he was burly, and his arms were thick. For an old man, this person is so exaggerated.
He looked at him and said to me, "Who are you?" I arched my hand and said, "My name is Tong Qiang, and I am a cavalry captain." The man smiled and said, "Oh? It's the man who attacked the city with chariots. “
I hehe, "This bit of has spread so far." The man said, "Haha, you can't even let people know about this ingenious way of attacking." I've also heard that your tank battalion is not the same as someone else's. I waved my hand: "You complimented me." Haven't asked yet? “
The old man put the sword back into its scabbard and said, "I am Wang Yue." It's the emperor. After seeing him say this, his face was full of pride. I was puzzled and asked, "What is the emperor?" It's the first time I've heard of it. ”
Wang Yue said with a wisp of beard: "I am Emperor Heng of Han, the swordsmanship teacher of Emperor Ling of Han. I was shocked: "I'll go, you're the emperor's teacher, awesome." "I give it a thumbs up. Wang Yue seems to understand my praise from the 21st century.
I coughed in embarrassment and said, "You were so far away from me just now, how did you find me." Wang Yue smiled: "Intuition." I smiled helplessly: "Okay, this is a necessary skill for masters." Wang Yue smiled: "The old man has practiced swords all his life, but he has never been on the battlefield, I have a hobby, I like to compete with the generals on the battlefield." I don't know if Captain Tong appreciates his face? ”
I laughed and said, "What is your winning rate?" Wang Yue smiled proudly: "The old man has never lost." I was stunned for a moment, and arched my hand: "Farewell." "Turn around and go.
Wang Yue stepped up to me and said, "Captain Tong is scared to pull?" "I saw him come over in an instant, and I didn't want to do anything with him.
I said, "You've never lost, and it's embarrassing to lose to me today, right?" Aha. ”
Wang Yue said excitedly: "The old man only wants to lose." I said angrily, "You can't tell me I'm joking with you." ”
Wang Yue took the sword and pointed to the weapon rack next to me and said, "Pick one?" This sin of trespassing in the palace without permission is not small. I said helplessly, "Why do you have to rely on me?" ”
Wang Yue said: "Do you know how difficult it is to meet someone in the palace? Come on, compare and draw. It's okay for me to unsheath my sword. ”
I reluctantly said, "Okay, that's it." I don't want to lose my life by peeing here. ”
Wang Yue smiled and said, "You kid actually dare to pee in the palace garden." I covered my mouth. Wang Yue said: "This time there are more chips. Pick a weapon. ”
I reluctantly walked to the armory rack and looked around, but none of them would work. After thinking about it, he took out the cigarette pouch behind his back and said, "Come on." ”
Wang Yue looked at me playfully and said, "Although the order is up to the end, but you compare such a thing with me, don't you look down on me too much?" ”
I was helpless: "Big brother, you have to fight me for nothing, what do you care about me." ”
Wang Yue said: "Haha, good, good. The first time I've seen someone use a cigarette pouch as a weapon. How many new things do you have to do with this kid? Look at the sword. After saying that, he didn't give me a chance to prepare, and poked a sword at the door in front of me. I subconsciously swept the cigarette pouch in front of my face. Block his sword.
Wang Yue smiled: "The kid has a good response. Eat me this trick. So I saw that the shuriken was inserted from the bottom up, poking straight into my chest, and the attack from the bottom up was the most difficult to defend, so I jumped straight back. Wang Yue seemed to see through me, and the sword followed me like a snake as I jumped backwards, and the sword fluttered up and down under the force of Wang Yue's wrist. I really don't know where to defend him. He was stabbed out of the way. I sat on the floor with my butt on my butt, and my chest felt a tingle, and then I felt the pain after a minute.
I stood up and said, "Okay, let's get this far." Wang Yue looked at me with a smile and said, "It turns out that you don't know martial arts." I thought you were. I rubbed my chest and said, "I said no, you have to fight." “
Wang Yue said: "It's the old man who is reckless, and you don't look like you don't know martial arts." "I'm speechless, my figure is completely the effect of eating Jiuding Gold Liquid Pill, but I haven't practiced it at all.
It suddenly occurred to me that Jack and I had been learning to shoot for a few days. So he said confidently, "Come, I'll try a different weapon." Wang Yue was stunned for a moment and said, "You can't lose confidence in life." I said, "I'm not tired of it." As he spoke, he walked over to the weapon rack and took down a gun. He brushed a spear flower in front of him and said, "Well, it's good, the amount is just right." “
Wang Yue's eyes lit up and said, "Hey, you kid just teased me?" I rubbed my chest and said, "Is there such a joke?" I suddenly remembered that I had learned a few tricks with a friend a few days ago, please give me advice. “
Wang Yue looked at me in an offensive posture and said, "This time, let you attack first." "I put my front hand down, and with my back hand, I stabbed Wang Yue in the chest with a strong shot, Wang Yue easily dodged it sideways, I flicked my wrist, the gun went up, and slid directly to his face. Wang Yue saw that there was still a change of move, the corner of his mouth smiled, and with a stab of the sword, my gun flew up directly. I pulled the gun back, jumped backwards, tightened my back hand, and dragged the gun with my front hand to Wang Yue at a very fast speed. I only saw the surprised expression on Wang Yue's face, but he dodged all my attacks without any surprise. Seeing that he had dodged, I pointed the gun to his face in a circle and rushed over.
Seeing Wang Yue smirk, I didn't care, jumped up and poked the gun down, this is a trick taught by Jack. After poking me out, Wang Yue pulled out his sword violently and swung it out, and my gun broke directly.
Wang Yue turned sideways, and the head of the spear flew in front of him. I threw down the stick with the tip of the gun and said, "You are a lea." Wang Yue ignored what I said, and said excitedly: "A hundred birds and a phoenix? Where did you learn it? “
I scratched my head and said, "You said that the one I just learned is a hundred birds and a phoenix?" Wang Yue put away the sword and put it on the stone table and said, "Sit." “
I sat down and said, "Have you ever seen this?" Wang Yue took a sip of tea and said, "When I traveled to the five continents, I met a master, and he used this trick when I was competing with him. But compared to you, his old man's tricks are faster and more varied. “
I was amazed, "Who is that fighting you?" Wang Yue looked up at the sky, stroked his beard and said, "This master is the only one who has a tie with me." If he were my age, I guess I would have lost it. I asked, "Who is so powerful?" Wang Yue said: "Hebei Tongyuan." "I'm confused.
Then Wang Yue said: "I wanted to invite him out of the mountain to serve the court with me, but Tong Lao was indifferent to fame and fortune, and he didn't like fame and fortune as much as I did, so he kept living in seclusion." Now that I think about it, it's still the right way to do it. Now I think about it, the happiest time in my life was the years when I traveled to the five continents, and since I entered the palace, I have been facing this row of weapons all day long, hey. Although I became an emperor, I also became the caged bird. ”
I said, "You can quit and return to your hometown." Wang Yue smiled bitterly: "I have said it more than once, but the saint will not let me teach their sons to practice swordsmanship from generation to generation." I originally wanted to serve the country, but I became a martial artist. ”
I also said helplessly: "Hey, if you want to leave, who can stop you." Wang Yue smiled: "It would be as simple as you said." By the way, where did you learn about the old man's education? And decent. "I thought to myself, could it be that Jack is Tong Yuan? But it's impossible, the age is wrong, and Jack doesn't look like an old man no matter how old he is. I said, "I learned it from a friend who we rescued from the water, and he didn't know who he was when he was rescued." ”
Wang Yue asked, "Could it be one of his two apprentices?" When I visited Tong Lao, I saw that he had two disciples who were highly qualified. “
I asked, "Do you know who those two are?" Wang Yue stroked his beard and said, "One is named Zhang Xiu, who is the nephew of the hussar general Zhang Ji. The other is named Zhang Ren, who is now working under Liu Zhang, the pastor of Yizhou. “
I asked, "Which of them is the best?" Wang Yue said, "I don't know about this." They were dolls when I met them. I said excitedly: "That must be one of these two people, this trip to the palace has not been in vain, and a major matter has been solved." “
Wang Yue smiled: "It's really a trick." By the way, why did you come to the palace? I was suddenly stunned: "I'm going, I've been with you for so long, and I forgot to go back." I came with Cao Cao and Yuan Shao to see He Jin. Senior, I'm leaving, I'm afraid they'll go crazy if I'm a little late. ”
Wang Yue smiled: "It turned out that I saw He Jin, then I'll take you over, you are lost again." ”
I said gratefully, "Thank you, Senior Wang." Wang Yue said: "Don't be polite to me, you are the first one who can compete with me and force me to draw my sword in recent years." ”
I said proudly, "I have to thank my friend surnamed Zhang." Wang Yue wiped his beard and said, "Let's go, I will come to the palace more often in the future." I'm bored by myself. ”
I laughed, "I will." "Wang Yue took me for a long time before going back. It's just two walls, and it's been so long. I said, "I knew we were going to come over the wall." ”
Wang Yue scolded with a smile: "You kid, this is the palace, you can't come nonsense." Wang Yue pointed to the guard at the door and said, "Go in and report that I am coming." ”
The soldier at the door said, "Yes, Emperor." After a while, a strong man with a fat head and big ears and a beard came out. He said with a smile on his face: "Why is the emperor interested in coming to me today?" ”
He was followed by Brother Meng De and Yuan Shao with surprised faces. Brother Meng De saw me behind Wang Yue at a glance. Yuan Shao muttered to Brother Meng De in a low voice, and I saw Brother Meng De smile helplessly. It is estimated that Yuan Shao didn't say anything good.
Wang Yue smiled: "General He also came out to pick me up in person, I really don't dare to be it." He Jin laughed and said, "Whatever the emperor said, come in and say." ”
He Jin didn't look at me at all from the beginning to the night. I guess they regarded me as a servant who accompanied Wang Yue. After entering, He Jin asked, "What is the emperor looking for me today?" Wang Yue said with a smile: "I met Tong Duwei, but he got lost, I just brought him here, since I have sent Tong Duwei, I will leave." After saying that, he patted me on the shoulder, turned his head and went out.
He Jin coughed embarrassedly and said, "Oh, Captain Tong, right." I hurriedly clenched my fists and said, "I've seen General He." Brother Meng De hurriedly got up and said, "Captain Tong came with me and Ben Chu, but he got lost halfway, don't blame General He." He Jinyi waved his hand and said, "Haha, since it's your person, it's fine." Captain Tong, do you know the old man surnamed Wang? I replied, "He brought me over after explaining the situation by mistake, "I just broke into the emperor's garden by mistake." ”
He Jin said curiously: "He actually brought you over personally." It's a surprise. I said, "I don't know, maybe he's in a good mood today." ”
He Jin didn't ask much, and continued: "Then follow what we just said." I'll go into the palace tomorrow and ask Zhang Rang about the castration, he will be obsessed again. I'll kill him. ”
Brother Meng De frowned and clenched his fists and said, "General He, why do you want to entangle with that Zhang Rang again." Just order it to be killed. He Jin waved his hand and said, "He has a very good relationship with my sister, I want to do it directly, I'm afraid my sister will be unhappy." “
Meng De was about to say something, He Jinyi waved his hand and said, "Don't say it, it's so decided." Tomorrow morning you two will come with me. Brother Meng De sighed and looked at Yuan Shao, who also shrugged his shoulders helplessly.
Brother Meng De said: "Then if there is nothing to do, I will retire later." He Jinyi waved his hand and said, "Go ahead." As soon as he walked out of He Jin's house, Yuan Shao came over and said, "Why did you touch that strange old man." "I told them what had just happened.
Yuan Shao stretched out his thumb and said, "Awesome, you actually dare to do something with him." I asked, "Is it awesome?" Brother Meng De smiled: "You kid is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers." The emperor has taught the emperors of two dynasties, and it is said that he has never been defeated in battles in his life. ”
I said disapprovingly, "He said that." Nothing. Senior Wang also said that I was the first person in recent years to let him hold the sword. Yuan Shao smiled disdainfully: "You just blow it, do you know Xiliang Lu Bu?" Lu Bu couldn't hold out for thirty rounds under him. ”
I was shocked: "So powerful? Yuan Shao said: "Then the old man must be making fun of you." Brother Meng De also smiled: "Yes, if you can force the emperor to draw his sword, then I can also be on the line." Ha ha. ”
I rolled my eyes and said, "I don't believe it." Then a man swaggered in front of him.
Yuan Shao, who was behind, said to Brother Meng De: "If you want to say what kind of tricks he used, I will believe it." Then they both burst out laughing. I walked in front and didn't look back and raised a middle finger at them, the master is so lonely, I finally understand the pain of the king's predecessors.
When they returned to Yuan Shao's mansion, Ge Xuan and the three of them had been back for a long time. I saw the three of them sitting there chatting. Excitedly, he said, "Jack, I'll tell you good news. ”
Jack also smiled: "What good news can be my turn." I tapped him on the shoulder and said, "You want to know who you are, don't you?" Jack was also stunned: "What?" ”
Then I told me about what I had just met with the emperor. Ge Xuan and the three of them beat me up again.