Chapter 179: Pollen Allergies
Chapter 179: Pollen Allergies
Seeing that there was already a mess over there, several voices rang out, one louder than the other, and in the night, these voices sounded, giving people a creepy feeling!
Di Renjie also looked over there and said, "Why is the person over there having such a voice, it's so scary!" ”
Wang Ping'an burped and said, "Sounds like a eunuch...... The voice of the eunuchs, they are doing things in the palace, if there is no such voice, it means that there is no less ...... below"
Di Renjie smiled and said, "Then there will be a big piece missing, and the head is gone!" ”
The two of them staggered over there, intending to see the excitement.
After walking a short distance, I squeezed into the crowd, and I saw an old man lying on the ground, richly dressed, surrounded by several young people who were also richly dressed, and these people were screaming like flies without their heads!
Wang Ping'an looked at the old man on the ground, and saw that the old man was about sixty years old, with white hair under his hat, but he had a black beard on his mouth, and he didn't know how he grew, all white and all black!
He came to the old man, took a sip of wine, and then said, "Don't panic, don't panic, let me take a look, what's wrong with him?" ”
The young men in luxurious clothes saw a drunken man and said angrily: "Who are you, what are you doing here, go away, go away!" Someone, hurry up and get the car over, lift your godfather, and go to the doctor! ”
Wang Ping'an squatted down and said, "I'm the doctor, I'll show him, what's wrong with him?" ”
"You're a doctor? It doesn't look like you've eaten too much wine, haven't you? A young man shouted in a bullduck voice.
Di Renjie also squeezed up, and said loudly: "Why, why are you so rude, we are here to help!" He sat down slowly and said to Wang Ping'an: "Big brother, hurry, show him quickly, the younger brother hasn't seen you treat people yet!" ”
Wang Ping'an wiped the sweat on his face, and carefully looked at the old man lying down, although he drank a little too much, but not to the extent that he would not see a doctor. I saw that the old man's eyes were wide open, his cheeks were bulging, his face was full of sweat, and his expression was extremely painful!
Wang Ping'an reached out to pull his wrist, wanting to check his pulse first. Before he could take the old man's hand, the young man next to him shouted, dragging his long voice and saying, "Take away your dirty paws, do you know who my godfather is?" How blasphemy! ”
Wang Ping'an was stunned for a moment, and thought: "It's not a woman's family, how can I talk about the word blasphemy, and besides, I just gave him a pulse, not what about him!" ”
The old man snorted a few times, and actually took the initiative to hand it over and put it in Wang Ping'an's hand! Come to think of it, he was really in so much pain that he couldn't stand it, but he couldn't speak, and he couldn't reprimand his followers!
Who is this old man? It's Shi Zhongchen!
As a eunuch, when it gets dark, you shouldn't leave the palace. But who is he, he is the chief manager, who dares to care about him, except for the Li family's father and son, even the eldest grandson Wuji has no tricks against him!
Why did Shi Zhongchen run to Qujiangchi after dark? He was forced to run out of tricks, and he didn't do the errand assigned by the emperor! Li Shimin asked him to go to the restaurant to paint poems first, this is easy to do, he did it on the same day, glared at the owner of the shop, and almost didn't seal the restaurant, which scared the owner so much that he didn't dare to mention it again!
But when I went to the Ministry of Rites, I ran into trouble, and I didn't find a copy of the same poem as the poem, did that person not come to the Ministry of Rites to report, or simply didn't come to Chang'an to take the exam?
Shi Zhongchen was afraid that the emperor would pursue him, he was so afraid that he couldn't eat or sleep, so he had no choice but to run to the Furong Garden, which is the place where young scholars are most willing to come, maybe they can meet it, although this possibility is extremely small, but you have to try, you can't really put it up!
When he was in the Furong Garden, he felt uncomfortable, and he didn't know why, first sneezed, and then felt uncomfortable in his throat, and he didn't go to his heart at first, but after walking around, after arriving at the other side of Qujiang Pond, his tongue began to feel uncomfortable, and it quickly swollen, and his tongue was so swollen that it almost filled his mouth, and he couldn't make a sound!
When did Shi Zhongchen encounter such a thing, in a panic, he went weak and fell to the ground. He didn't want to put it down, but now he couldn't help it, he really put it up, and it was in full view!
Wang Ping'an was unhappy when he saw that the young man was rude, but he was not the kind of person who couldn't stand the slightest anger, as a doctor, isn't it normal to be a little angry, is it because he was angry, he turned around and left, regardless of the patient? That's not his character!
Smiling, Wang Ping'an couldn't help but burp again, let go of Shi Zhongchen's wrist, and said, "It's okay, it's not a big problem." Let me see the tongue coating! He gently pinched Shi Zhongchen's mouth, only glanced at it, and said: "Oh, it's this, this is a disease caused by pollen, but you are very serious, if you seal your throat, you will suffocate to death......"
As he was talking, his hand left Shi Zhongchen's chin, but he found that there were a lot of things on his hands, and when he looked closely, they were all black beards, and the beards on Shi Zhongchen's mouth were all fake, he pinched his face and brought a lot of them down!
Wang Ping'an was dumbfounded, and there was a fake beard glued to his face?
As soon as Shi Zhongchen heard Wang Ping'an casually tell the symptoms, he was surprised in his heart, he had never seen this kind of disease himself, and he had never heard of it, pollen was a good thing, and the concubines in the palace often used it to make rouge blush, how could he make himself sick? He was in a hurry, and his mouth was uh-uh!
The little eunuch he brought with him would be wrong, or he would be darker, and it would be possible to watch Shi Zhongchen die, so that they could successfully ascend to the throne! The little eunuchs shouted one after another: "Nonsense, pollen can also make people sick, why don't you say that you can die if you take a breath!" ”
Wang Ping'an snorted twice and said, "Didn't he get this disease just because he was panting and inhaling pollen?" His current symptoms, if he drags on for a while, maybe he will really die! ”
He looked at the shore of Qujiang Pond, there were too many flowers here, and he couldn't tell which one would make this sticky bearded old man allergic. But it doesn't matter which one it is, judging from the old man's current symptoms, there is a quick fix!
Not in general with these rude young people, he said: "Use puhuang and dried ginger in equal parts, wipe his tongue at the end of the research, and it will be fine immediately!" He was afraid that these people would look down on him because of the smell of alcohol in his mouth, so he did not use this quick-acting prescription, and added: "It will get better immediately, and how quickly he will get sick, how fast he will get better!" ”
In the inner palace, the secret battle is fierce, don't look at these little eunuchs screaming with dry mouths, affectionate, on the surface, they are more filial to Shi Zhongchen than to their own grandfather, but if they really get the opportunity to take the position, then no one will have any affection with General Manager Shi!
"Bullshit, mouth full of farts. What is Pu Huang, I haven't heard of it, dried ginger is used for cooking, is it for treating people? A little eunuch shouted.
Another humane: "You are a drunkard, full of nonsense, you don't want to hurt people and don't look at the object, can you harm my grandfather?" ”
Di Renjie snorted beside him and said, "Why are you like this, I see that none of you take this old man seriously, one screams louder than the other, but why don't you save him?" ”
Wang Ping'an sighed in his heart, it seems that this old man's popularity is bad enough, and he has a lot of grandsons, but he really takes him seriously, but there is no one, at least not one in front of him. This person should be a eunuch, and he belongs to the kind with strong self-esteem, he definitely can't stand this!
Shi Zhongchen was bitter in his heart, he was tyrannical, he said to the little eunuchs that he would be killed with a cane, he had never taken it seriously, and now he has eaten the bitter fruit, and people have not taken him seriously, he is in danger, and he is still an outsider who sees a doctor for him and cares about him!
With a rage in his heart, and he didn't know where he got the strength, Shi Zhongchen actually staggered to his feet, although it was similar to Di Renjie who had drunk too much, but it was a fact that he could stand up on his own!
When he stood up, it was terrible, and he scared the little eunuchs so much that they almost peed their pants en masse! The chief manager looked almost like he was dying just now, and he actually stood up by himself!
Shi Zhongchen ignored the others, staggered through the garden, and walked out into the street. The little eunuchs hurriedly followed, helping people and helping people, patting clothes and clothes, and becoming grandsons again!
Seeing that the people were leaving, Wang Ping'an said to Di Renjie: "Let's go back too, it's time to rest well depending on your appearance!" ”
At this time, something suddenly was thrown and hit Wang Ping'an's head! Wang Ping'an was startled, looked down, and saw that it was a handkerchief ball that hit him, he was puzzled, and when he looked up, he saw a group of girls smiling at him not far away, giggling and pointing. This handkerchief ball was thrown by one of them!
Di Renjie laughed a few times, picked up the handkerchief ball from the ground, and said with a smile: "Big brother, those little ladies are interesting to you!" ”
He is not a romantic character, but the Tang Dynasty is open-minded, and people living in this era, even if they are not romantic, they also know what a romantic person is, and it is normal to make a joke casually!
Wang Ping'an is even more unromantic, he has never been a master who has nosebleeds when he sees a beautiful woman, and he never jokes about this. Hearing Di Renjie say this, his face turned red, and he said: "Brother, you're joking, let's go back, you don't feel anything now, but you may have a hangover and headache tomorrow!" ”
"Hey, big brother, you're blushing!" Di Renjie said with a smile: "The younger brother has always thought that the eldest brother is a dignified and unruly person, and his words are sharp, why did he accept it tonight?" ”
Wang Ping'an smiled bitterly: "It's just a pretending to be suave, and the word unruly has nothing to do with me!" ”
Di Renjie threw the handkerchief back to the group of girls, suddenly pulled up Wang Ping'an's sleeve, and said: "Actually, the younger brother still likes the appearance of the eldest brother, gentle and indifferent, polite, and caring about others, which is what my generation of scholars should be!" ”
"Yes, I thought that being a big brother was more powerful, and he had to have some domineering spirit to make people worship!" Wang Ping'an also took his hand, and the two went out of the park hand in hand.
Di Renjie shook his head and said: "I just saw the eldest brother, you look like a wicked young man, and you forced the younger brother to swear, but in fact, the younger brother doesn't like it in his heart." But today, when I saw you treating the old man, and his servant said such ugly words, you can still say the method of treatment, and you will not abandon it, this kind of character makes the little brother worship, which is much stronger than the spirit of a king! ”
Wang Ping'an smiled: "Yes, it turns out that you really worship me until now, I thought that after writing that poem, you were already ......."
Di Renjie said: "Literary talent is literary talent, and character is character!" ”
Suddenly, someone behind me shouted: "Those two little Langjun, you have eaten too much wine, do you want to rest?" Come to us, and let you sleep well? ”
Wang Ping'an and Di Renjie looked back, and it was the group of girls who threw the handkerchief ball just now, and the two looked at each other! Di Renjie said: "They ...... They ......"
Wang Ping'an said: "It's dark, they are still lingering in the garden, naturally they are looking for unruly people, we are all very Muna, let's go back to the monk's temple to sleep!" ”
Di Renjie suddenly laughed: "No wonder the eldest brother blushed, he was one step ahead of the younger brother and understood the truth here!" ”
Ignoring the shouts of the girls behind them, the two walked out of the garden quickly, hired a car halfway, overpaid the fare, and sent them back to the Temple of Inspiration.
Shi Zhongchen went out of the garden, drove straight to the nearest pharmacy, found one after a while, slapped the door, waved his hand, and the little eunuch behind was busy calling the doctor to grab the medicine, the doctor in this shop had not rested, I heard that he was going to catch Pu Huang and dry ginger, and said strangely: "Pu Huang, that is to cure the woman's leakage, what do you want to do with this medicine?" You can't take this medicine indiscriminately, you have to let the patient come to the shop and I have to take a look! ”
Pu Huang has many main uses, but the most commonly used is to treat women's leakage, so this doctor has such a saying.
The little eunuch turned around blankly, and Shi Zhongchen was also stunned, his tongue and the woman's leakage...... He waved his hand again, and the little eunuch hurriedly asked, "Can this medicine only cure this disease?" ”
The doctor said, "Well, it also treats amenorrhea and dysmenorrhea!" ”
"Grandpa, that drunk won't be playing tricks on us, do you see if this medicine can be caught?"
Shi Zhongchen also hesitated, I'm afraid this medicine can't cure an enlarged tongue, right? I'm very uncomfortable now, but I can't seek medical treatment for illness, that drunk man is good, but the method that can be said may not work, what if it is drunk?
Turned around and walked out of the pharmacy, this time he didn't waste any more time, and went straight to the Imperial Doctor's Office!
He is a powerful eunuch, as soon as he arrived at the Imperial Doctor's Office, the two imperial doctors on duty were busy showing him his tongue, but no one knew how to treat this disease, and it was very rare, and there was no example to refer to!
Allergies are very special, there are many symptoms, even if a doctor cures a patient's allergy, wait for another patient to come back, even if it is caused by the same thing, but the symptoms are different, then the doctor will not necessarily treat it, and may not even be able to recognize it! In the era of relying purely on teachers to study medicine, this situation happened from time to time!
Even if Shi Zhongchen is unlucky, the two imperial doctors on duty tonight have never seen this kind of symptom!
A imperial doctor said: "If you don't have to endure it anymore, we will call other imperial doctors for you?" ”
The other one said: "Xia Guan has heard of it before, but he has not seen it with his own eyes, this kind of illness seems to be ...... It seems that dried ginger can be used to pass the pulse, but I don't know if it really works! ”
Shi Zhongchen was stunned, didn't that drunk man just say this flavored medicine, dried ginger! Could it be the right medicine? He immediately picked up his pen and wrote out Pu Huang and dried ginger, and studied them in equal parts!
The two imperial doctors both frowned, thinking, "Dried ginger is enough, how to use Puhuang?" "But neither of them dared to talk nonsense, you can use it if you want to use it, you use it anyway!
The medicine was quickly prepared and delivered.
The little eunuchs all stammered and wanted to rub the medicinal powder for Shi Zhongchen, but Shi Zhongchen pushed them away, did it himself, and smeared the medicinal powder on his tongue!
It's amazing, something incredible happened to the two imperial doctors, the medicine powder didn't apply for a while, at most it was only a quarter of an hour, Shi Zhongchen's tongue was obviously swollen, and the speed was extremely fast!