Oh, what a cruel spring it is! The good old days of the eunuchs are over. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThis is the unanimous opinion of all the eunuchs.

In the past, they ate fragrant and spicy food, and they had to be held by others wherever they went. Whenever someone knocks on your door to bribe, and smiles and says "a little heart, not respect" But now it's the other way around, they want to go around to support their relatives and the queen mother, and they can't wait to turn into stars and arch the Queen Mother Dou to the sky. Empress Dowager Dou is very useful. She was surrounded by the sweet words of the eunuchs and Zhao Rao, the nurse of Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty, and a group of female officials, and her ears were like being filled with honey, and sweet juice came out when she pinched it...

Some people see all this in their hearts, but their hearts are tangled into a knife. They are relatives Dou Wu and Taifu Chen Fan!

Chen Fan told Dou Wu, "When the first emperor Liu Zhi was alive, Cao Jie and Wang Fu, the two regular servants, stole the power of the country, causing unrest in the world. If you don't get rid of them today, you will be in great trouble in the future," Dou Wu nodded and agreed. Seeing Dou Wu nodding, Chen Fan was like a god possessed, overturned the case and jumped up, and high-fived Dou Wu as an alliance.

However, in order to get rid of the eunuchs, someone must cooperate. If everyone responds positively, things will be easier to do. So Dou Wu went to contact Shang Shuling, Yin Xun and others. Soon, the other party replied, "We are indispensable for such a good thing, and we are ready to listen to orders."

When everything is ready, there is just an excuse to use the knife. The solar eclipse more than three months ago is the best excuse! Chen Fan told Dou Wu, "When there was a super eunuch Shi Xian in the Western Han Dynasty, he tossed Xiao Wangzhi, a master of the rivers and lakes, to the point of breaking his head. Now there are dozens of eunuchs like Shi Xian, I am over 70 years old this year, and I am willing to help the general get rid of them in my lifetime! Now that the eclipse is coming, it's a good time to start."

Dou Wu thought so. So he immediately went to see his daughter Dou Miao. Dou Wu said to the Empress Dowager Dou, "In the Western Han Dynasty, eunuchs were just running errands. But now in the Eastern Han Dynasty, eunuchs participated in politics and became a major tumor. If you want the country to be peaceful, please listen to me now, and serve all the eunuchs in one pot."

It's crazy! Empress Dowager Dou was terrified when she heard it, and she still had the sweet words of the eunuchs in her ears, how harmonious and peaceful the world was. This father is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and he will kill on a large scale. Isn't there any other way for men to solve the problem than by killing?

In fact, Empress Dowager Dou is not afraid of using the knife, but her father is too ruthless with this knife. It's like a cancer on your leg, and you have to cut off your thigh... After a while, Empress Dowager Dou still couldn't calm down. She said to Dou Wudao, "The story of the Han Dynasty has eunuchs for generations. If they break the law, they will drag out the eunuch who broke the law and cut them down. But now you say that you want a pot to serve, how can this work" Empress Dowager Dou still has a subtext that has not been said: If you really serve the eunuchs in a pot, who will run errands in the harem? Who's going to carry the night pot, slap the ass, and tickle? If this problem is not solved, the consequences are serious, and she is very unhappy!

Faced with Empress Dowager Dou's questioning, Dou Wu couldn't answer and left in a sullen mood.

Empress Dowager Dou may think: Daddy should not move before he answers this question very well. But Dou Wu told her with practical actions: The plan still has to be carried out. Questions that can't be answered can be put aside for the time being...

Dou Wu moved quickly and arrested Guan Ba, who he considered to be the most powerful of the eunuchs. Killed together with another lieutenant, Su Kang.

Dou Wu won't stop there. Then he came to the Empress Dowager Dou and said, "I want to prepare to arrest Cao Jie and others, and ask the Empress Dowager to approve the use of people" The most skilled in the eunuch group are Cao Jie, Wang Fu and others. Empress Dowager Dou seemed to have been firmly glued to them. How can it be that to arrest them now is like taking away the candy she was eating happily in her mouth?

Empress Dowager Dou was very entangled, hesitated, and did not approve Dou Wu's plan. This matter was dragged down, and Chen Fan was anxious at this time.

Chen Fan played a performance to the Empress Dowager Dou and said very absolutely, "Hou Lan, Cao Jie, Gong Chengxin, Wang Fu, Zheng Sa and other eunuchs and Mrs. Zhao and female officials are in turmoil. The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were all held in their hands, and the disobedient got out, and the obedient ones were promoted and made rich. If you don't get rid of them at this time, the country will definitely be in turmoil" Finally, Chen Fan also added, "I have said everything about this, please let the Queen Mother declare my recital." Tell them: I, Chen Fan, just want to openly stand out with them"

Chen Fan is too confident! He thought that he and Dou Wu had an absolute advantage, even if they threw out the ugly words, the eunuchs couldn't help them? Miss by a mile! How could Chen Fan, who had the world in mind since he was a child and took it as his mission to eliminate the demons in the world, forgot an ancient adage: a dog jumps off the wall in a hurry? Of course, those who can't jump off the wall can only bite back. Besides, this is a group of eunuchs of the evil sect of the rivers and lakes!

Empress Dowager Dou did not take Chen Fan's suggestion. She still said the same thing: people can be killed, but not all.

In August, another incredible celestial phenomenon occurred. This time it is not a solar eclipse, but the Tai Bai Star invades the Admiral Fang Su and penetrates deep into the Taiwei constellation. According to the astrologer's view: the house symbolizes the emperor's court in the world, and the Taiwei star symbolizes the emperor... So we can imagine what will happen next.

Liu Yu, a master of astronomy and a servant, first discovered the ominous celestial phenomena in the sky and wrote to the Empress Dowager Dou. And add oil and vinegar to the truth, "There is this celestial phenomenon in the sky, which indicates that the palace gate is going to be closed, the general and the prime minister will be harmed, and the evil villain is around, so you must keep an eye on it."

Then, Liu Yu reported the above celestial phenomena to Dou Wu and Chen Fan, "The stars are disordered, the situation is unfavorable, if you want to succeed, hurry up" When Dou Wu and Chen Fan saw this report, an inexplicable chill arose from their heels and spread all over their bodies...

They all saw that this celestial sign was a metaphor for the possibility of their failure. In the dark, they seemed to hear God's warning: You have forced the eunuchs to be in a hurry, and if you don't do it again, they will put the knife on your neck!

Dou Wu and Chen Fan were panicked, and they immediately took action and laid a net: first appointed Zhu Yu as the lieutenant of Sili, Liu You as the Yin of Henan, and Yu Qi as the Luoyang Order, and replaced these positions outside the palace with their own people. Then arrange in the palace: remove Wei Biao from the Yellow Gate Order, and send his cronies Xiao Huangmen Shan Bing to take over.

Then, Shan Bing came forward to impeach Changle Shangshu Zheng Sa. The latter was immediately arrested and imprisoned in the North Temple Prison. Although Dou Wu's movements were very sharp, Chen Fan still thought he was not ruthless enough, "To deal with something like Zheng Sa, you should cut it right away, and then interrogate something"

Dou Wu smiled and didn't say anything. Chen Fan didn't know how much pressure Dou Wu had to endure with his daughter. Empress Dowager Dou has been protecting Cao Jie, Wang Fu and others. interrogated Zheng Sa, just to pry out the crimes of these people through his mouth, and then play the Empress Dowager Dou and ask for arrest.

Sure enough, Zheng Sa couldn't stand the torture. The joint court composed of Shan Bing, Yin Xun, and Zhu Jin wanted him to admit anything, and he admitted it all. Shan Bing and Yin Xun immediately recorded their confessions, and Liu Yu handed them to the Empress Dowager Dou for approval.

But at this moment, something big happened! The reason for the accident is mainly that Dou Wu is very unprofessional in handling the case and has committed a taboo.

On September 7, Dou Wu took a vacation and went home from the palace. It's incredible! I think that when Huo Guang had a bad relationship with Shangguan Ji and the other Gang of Four, the Gang of Four just waited for Huo Guang to take the opportunity to play on the day he returned home from vacation, framed Huo Guang, and asked Emperor Zhao of Han to arrest and kill. As a result, Emperor Zhao did not fall for the plan, but urgently summoned Huo Guang into the palace, confronted him on the spot, and the Gang of Four conspiracy ruthlessly went bankrupt... This Dou Wu, how could he forget Huo Guang's dark story at a critical juncture?

This is the day the eunuchs have been waiting for! The time has come to decide their survival!

As soon as he heard that Dou Wu had gone home, the eunuch in charge of the recital immediately reported to Zhu Yu, the facial features of Changle, and Zhu Yu ran to take Dou Wu's recital apart and took a look, and was immediately dumbfounded. turned to grief and indignation, jumped up and greeted Dou Wu's mother!

Because Zhu Yu discovered that Dou Wu was ready to wipe out the eunuch group, a conspiracy that would not be left. This is simply unreasonable! Zhu Yu scolded, "The eunuch committed a crime and should be dealt with." But those of us who have never done evil, why should we be exterminated with us" This is simply too forceful, and it is impossible to think about it!

All eunuchs, regardless of their official ranks, were united like never before. That night, 17 sturdy eunuchs, including Gongpu and Zhang Liang, were urgently summoned. Just like the five marquis back then, they formed a bloody alliance and vowed to carry out the anti-Dou Wu to the end!

The eunuchs did not forget the emperor. Cao Jie ran to Liu Hong, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, and said, "The palace is not peaceful, please hurry up and go to the front hall of Deyang to avoid it" The catastrophe is coming, and this 13-year-old little emperor has no idea at all. Cao Jie had no choice but to throw a sword to give him courage, and under the escort of the nurse Zhao Rao and others, Liu Hong staggered out with a sword...

Immediately afterwards, the eunuchs urgently closed the palace gate and called all the officials of the Shangshu Bureau. Before they could understand what was going on, the knife was already on their necks, "Hurry up and write an edict, let Wang Fu be the Yellow Gate Order, and go to Beisi Prison to arrest Shan Bing and Yin Xun"

Wang Fu went to Beisi Prison and read out the edict. However, Shan Bing said that this is false, and we do not listen to your orders. Wang Fu was not polite, raised his sword, cut down Shan Bing and Yin Xun on the spot, and rescued Zheng Sa...

The next target, they locked on the Empress Dowager Dou! If it weren't for Empress Dowager Dou's protection, the eunuchs would have been wiped out. However, now they have repaid virtue with grievances and kidnapped Empress Dowager Dou!

The kidnapping of the Empress Dowager Dou was done by Wang Fu. He took the Empress Dowager Dou's seal ribbon away, and then ordered the confessor to close the South Palace and cut off the resumption. Then he ordered Zheng Sa to hold the festival, and led the servants of Yushi, the confessor and others to arrest Dou Wu!

Doing professional things with professionalism should be the motto of Wang Fu and other eunuchs. enjoyed a professional attack with unprofessional kung fu, which was Dou Wu's end. If he can study all the Han Shu relatives thoroughly, even if there are 100,000 Wang Fu, what can he do? It's a pity that it's too late! This old pedant, who has been miserable by formalism, is destined to pay for this noble and helpless political career with blood...

When Zheng Sa and the others arrived at Dou Mansion, Dou Wu knew that something was wrong. He is not stupid, as a general, one person is above 10,000 people, and he suddenly gave him an arrest warrant, which can only show that something happened in the palace, and it is a big deal. So he didn't say much, and immediately slipped away to his nephew, Dou Shao, an infantry captain.

Dou Wu ran in front, and Zheng Sa led people to chase behind. When they chased Dou Wu, they were greeted by a flurry of arrows, and many were killed.

Dou Wu and Dou Shao gathered thousands of soldiers from the five schools of the Northern Army and drove into the capital pavilion. At this time, Dou Wu was already very sure that something was wrong in the palace, so he issued an iron order, "Huangmen, Chang Shi and others rebelled." Let the soldiers do their best to destroy them. Meritorious service has a marquis and a heavy reward, "There must be a brave man under the heavy reward?" I'm afraid not!

At this time, Chen Fan also dispatched. Knowing that something was wrong in the palace, he immediately led the crowd to support Dou Wu. There was no way, he had no military power, and only brought more than 80 students, each with a knife and axe in his hand. This frame is clearly desperate!

Armed with knives and axes, they broke into the Chengming Gate, and when they came all the way to the door of the Shangshu Office, Chen Fan finally met his fierce rival Wang Fu. The old man in his 70s raised his arms and shouted, "The general is loyal to defend the country, obviously you are a thief, but you still have the face to say that he is rebellious"

Wang Fu was so angry that he took Chen Fan's words and said, "You will say beautiful things in the world!" Then may I ask: The bones of the first emperor were not cold, and the tomb had not been repaired, so Dou Wu's father and son and brothers were crowned marquis together, and a banquet was set up to celebrate the merits, and they were extravagant and wasteful. And you, as an important minister of the country, don't work hard to assist the king, but actually make friends with a traitorous party, do you still have the face to say to us" I almost shouted that your old guy Chen Fan is the thief of the country...

However, Wang Fu didn't have time to talk nonsense with Chen Fan, so he sent someone to hold down the old guy and send him to Beisi Prison.

Seeing Chen Fan come in, the little eunuchs who were in charge of interrogating him were gloating. They punched and kicked Chen Fan and scolded, "Old guy, look at you now, you still dare to be stubborn, saying that you want to serve us in a pot" The old man in his 70s has been tortured like this by you, how can he still have the strength to serve the pot? That night, Chen Fan was killed in prison.

Did you ever remember: What did Chen Fan say to Dou Wu? To the enemy, you should sweep the leaves with the autumn wind, don't talk nonsense, and cut it when you catch it! Now, the eunuchs are treating others in their own way. If Dou Wu had listened to Chen Fan's words, would there still be today's tragedy? It's useless to say anything now, there is no regret medicine to buy in this world!