Chapter Ninety-Eight: Rising Chicken
didn't study why he said "again", Huang Dalang hurriedly asked Yuemei: "I was drunk last night, but I made a fool of myself?" ”
Yuemei thought about it after putting down the basin, shook her head and said, "Not really, but I just said a lot of strange things...... The slave remembered that the young master said that people could fly to the sky on the Kong Ming lantern, and they could also go to the moon...... He also said that he could make a very big ship with iron, yes! The young master also said that there is a big killing weapon, as long as the light flashes, hundreds of miles of people and houses and cities will be wiped out by this light, and he also argues with the great monk whether the big killing weapon is the magic weapon of the Buddha and the Bodhisattva, or the magic weapon of the Taoist Bodhisattva. ”
also said that he was not ugly, Huang Dalang rolled his eyes, thinking that this ugliness was afraid that it was too big, and now he could only hope that others would treat everything he said after the fragment as nonsense.
Just as she was thinking about what she should do next, Yuemei said cautiously: "Young master, the master commanded, when you get up, you will go to the old store to look for him." ”
"Oh! What do you do when you go to the old store? Huang Dalang was about to go out when he heard this, but he still asked more, Yuemei rolled her eyes and said, "Young Master really doesn't remember?" Last night, the young master was drunk and told the recipe for making canned meat at home, and when the master came back, he wanted to look for the young master, but the lady stopped him. ”
Huang Dalang sighed in his heart when he heard this, and said in his heart that this wine is really harmful!
Hard-headed, Huang Dalang still obediently went to the old store, it happened to be the eighteenth today, it was the end of Huangzhou, out of his own alley, from a distance to see the main street full of stalls, many or August Festival food stalls, the street is also rubbing shoulders with a sea of people.
Mixed in the crowd followed the flow to the door of the old store, he saw that his old man had changed into a satin robe today, and stood at the entrance of Shihui Street to greet customers, and did not forget to scold the children who wanted to run crazy from the crowd.
After a while, the old man wiped his sweat with his sleeve and said to Huang Dalang: "Go, get me some tea." ”
Huang Dalang hurriedly went to the old store to pour tea, but he didn't dare to pour it hot, but mixed it with a slight heat, the old man took a sip, and the anger in his heart was afraid that it had disappeared a lot, so he said: "Do you know about your drunken madness last night?" ”
"Yes!" Huang Dalang lowered his head, he was at fault for this matter, and he couldn't deny it.
The old man stretched out his hand and patted Da Lang on the shoulder, and then reached out to touch the back of his head, but said with a smile: "This thing is weird, I took you to eat wine but never found out how much you had drunk, and the lessons you recruited were all three or five buckets of mass, and it was also appropriate to make a fool of yourself." It's just this kind of loss, you should eat it once, and you can't eat it again. ”
Huang Dalang listened to this in a kind tone, so he also raised his head and said, "Dad doesn't blame me?" ”
Huang Laoqi smiled, patted his son's solid back and said, "Joke! My cow is a capable person who can do big things, how can he not eat and drink with others. Last night, my father talked to the second brother Lu, and only then did I know that Niu Er was so capable, and he captured Qi Zhong, the third master of Qilong Village, and nailed Du Zhong to the pillar. ”
Huang Dalang's face turned red when he heard this, but he didn't argue about what Qi Zhong had already been shot with a lame leg, Du Zhong also fought with Hu Laojiu and Sun Xin and others for a long time, and he actually picked up the boss's advantage and earned two heads with residual blood.
"The cow is really grown up now!" Huang Laoqi looked at his son, who was almost as tall as himself, and couldn't help but sigh sincerely, and said: "In the future, my father will take care of the livelihood in this family." For other major events, you can call the shots! ”
Huang Dalang couldn't help but be surprised when he heard it, but he didn't know how to say it: "Dad, how can this be done?" ”
Huang Lao Qi smiled and asked, "The group of teachers you invited, will you listen to your father?" ”
I thought it was right, and I was about to say something, but when I saw Huang Laoqi's eyes lit up, he crossed his hands and saluted people, and was busy leading the guests.
On this day, Huang Dalang naturally helped in the old store, but he also saw how lively the business of Shihui Street was, and the flow of water throughout the day was converted into as many as one hundred and twenty times. According to the highest half-half profit, the net profit of one day of business is at least sixty yuan, which does not include Mingxiulou's wine and ice fish account.
At night, he had dinner at the old store, and Huang Laoqi took the opportunity to introduce the newly recruited Shihui Street employees to Da Lang, and he returned home at the second watch of the straight road.
Who knew that when he entered the house, he saw Lei Bao, Sun Li, Sun Xin, and the father and son of the Lu family actually fiddling with a huge Kong Ming lantern in the courtyard courtyard, and a small basket was tied under the Kong Ming lantern, and it was Lu Yu'er sitting in the basket.
Huang Dalang walked in and took a look, and found that this Kong Ming lantern was really huge, I was afraid that the diameter could be one zhang, and the height was more than two zhang, with bamboo poles as bones, a lampshade made of thick cotton paper, a thin copper basin was tied with iron wire under the lamp, and under the copper basin was the basket where Lu Yuer was sitting, at this time the copper basin was burning a fire with pine oil firewood, Huang Dalang went up and touched the lampshade and found that it was already very hot, and gently pulled and found that the lift was not weak compared to the ordinary three-foot diameter Kong Ming lantern.
However, when Lei Bao saw Huang Dalang coming, his eyes lit up and said, "Dalang is here?" The Sprinkle family made this Kong Ming lantern according to the method that Da Lang said, but they didn't know why they couldn't fly. ”
Huang Dalang looked at him sideways, thinking that it turned out that you were the one who took advantage of my fragments to talk to me yesterday, and you really went to make a super-large Kong Ming lantern, and you are really a monk with a scientific spirit!
Then he asked: "I said that as long as I make it so big, I can take people flying?" ”
Lei Leopard was stunned for a moment, but suddenly patted his head and said, "Ahhh The Sprinkle family understands, how can it be said that it can't be raised, but it is not big enough! ”
Huang Dalang couldn't bear to hit him, and immediately said to Lu Yu'er, who was sitting in the basket with a stupid face: "Hurry up!" ”
Lu Yu'er moved his butt and got up when he heard this, but as soon as he moved the Kong Ming lantern, Huang Dalang hurriedly grabbed it, and found that the strength was still a little, so he asked Lu Yu'er to go to the door to move a few bricks, and tried to have more than two catties of a piece, so he put a piece into the basket, and found that there was still lift, so he added another piece, but it pressed down the Kong Ming lantern.
Then Huang Dalang tried the weight of the basket again, I was afraid that it would weigh three or four catties, so he calculated that the Kong Ming lantern made of thunder leopard could have a maximum of five or six catties of lift, and this lift also wanted to lift a person weighing 100 or 10 catties to the sky? Liter chicken is about the same!
As we all know, the lift coefficient of hot air is about 0.15-0.2 kg per cubic meter of air, and the maximum lift of the thunder leopard's one-zhang diameter (about three meters) and two-zhang high Kong Ming lantern is about 11 kg (3X6X3.14X0.2 = 11.3), but this also has to remove the skeleton of Kong Ming lantern, the copper basin and the weight of the large frame, and the remaining 2 kg of lift is also up to the sky.
When I was thinking about this thought, I actually heard a clucking rooster, and when I turned my head to look, I found that the general didn't know when he flew to the top of the gate again, and he was looking at the people in the courtyard, Huang Dalang said: "Fushou, go to the back kitchen and pick up a chicken, don't be too fat." ”
Although Fu Shou didn't know why, he was still obedient, so he went to the back kitchen and hugged a little rooster, and Huang Dalang also asked Lu Yuer to find a bundle of string to tie the basket tightly, took the little rooster and held it in his hand and tried it, and it was estimated that it weighed about three or four catties, and put it in the basket.
As soon as Huang Dalang loosened his hand, the Kong Ming lantern rose in the amazed eyes of everyone, until the rope was exhausted, and it was afraid that it would be ten zhang high.
When everyone looked up at Kong Ming Lantern in amazement, Huang Dalang handed the rope in his hand to Lei Bao and said: "Kong Ming Lantern of this size can only rise to the sky!" ”
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