I ran out and gathered a few people to help me with the work, and I was in command. Zhang Fei, the www.biquge.info of the Pen, Fun Pavilion, stood next to me and said, "You are really shameless, let you work, you caused our family to do it." I said, "Hey, you black bastard, you went shopping in the morning and rebelled, if you have this kind of consciousness, I can't help you yesterday." “

Zhang Fei smiled: "Just kidding." Use it, use it hard, don't be polite to me. I said, "Don't be idle, we don't know who to invite, you can go into the house and tell your second brother to go." By the way, who's and whose child? ”

Zhang Feitou didn't reply: "I don't know, they said that they would draw lots to decide." I was speechless. I walked to the front hall and asked, "Why don't you two children just draw a lot?" Zilong blushed and said: "Brother Zhongyou, this is a task, everyone is equal, not to mention that you always forcibly pinch me and Miss Lingyu together, when the time comes, it is not good for people to gossip, I don't care, but what about Lingyu." ”

I said angrily, "Do you still need to pass it on?" You're closer than those three good friends every day. Zilong said helplessly: "This is not what I said, it was said by Lingyu." I was even more puzzled: "Hey, what the hell are you thinking?" If you think he's good, you two can do it here. It just so happens that this set of things is not wasted. ”

Ji Lingyu glanced at me and said, "Do a fart, I haven't avenged my revenge yet, what kind of happy event, besides, which ear did you hear me say that I was going to marry Zilong?" "I said disdainfully: 'Damn, Zilong, have you heard, your cheap uncle has been a cheap uncle for so long, it turns out that people don't have this idea.' If you can't repay your revenge in this life, you won't marry anymore? ”

Ji Lingyu said: "Yes, if I don't take revenge, I won't marry." What's wrong? I said, "Okay, then don't delay the son of man, you occupy here every day, which of the big girl and little daughter-in-law dares to approach." Ji Lingyu said domineeringly: "What's wrong with it?" If you have the ability, how many will you bully? ”

I pointed at Zilong and said, "Brother is not a troublemaker, I can't bear this matter if I leave it alone." Zilong smiled and said, "Can't you two talk well?" Lingyu is also helping Xu County's order, as for me, I don't think about these things now, with Lingyu here, I still have a lot of worries. After he said this, I suddenly reflected, Ji Lingyu is so annoying that he doesn't dislike it, I ignored a very important point, Zhao Yun is a handsome guy, is there a lack of beauties around handsome guys? He's using Ji Lingyu as a shield. Damn, this is also a scheming boy.

I waved my hand and said, "Everyone's routine is too deep, I'm going back to the countryside, everyone, goodbye." With that, I turned around and went back to the back hall to put up the lantern. We tossed around for a morning before we made Zhang's mansion a little more presentable. When we were tired and resting in the front yard, Lao Liu walked in, and was stunned when he saw this posture, and then said excitedly: "Is my third brother going to marry a wife?" “

I said angrily, "You old chicken thief, you're back after we tossed it." Lao Liu was stunned: "What? Done? Why didn't anyone notify me? Zilong said with a smile: "Xuande Gong, Brother Zhongyou said that you will come back after we finish arranging, and Brother Yide is not going to get married." Then Zilong told Lao Liu the ins and outs.

Lao Liu instantly turned on the mode of worrying about the country and the people and said: "Today's world has made the people miserable, and there are still such heinous animal behaviors, it is really blindless." I hurriedly interrupted him and said, "Hey, if you don't have anything to do, go to the house to help your second brother write an invitation, don't give us an ideological education class here." ”

After Lao Liu was interrupted by me, he was obviously a little depressed, sighed, and went to write an invitation. After Lao Liu left, Ji Lingyu asked, "Is he always like this?" We both said in unison, "Yes." Ji Lingyu covered her mouth and smiled: "It's really interesting." I said, "When I see him, I really have to praise you, you don't have such a gentleman's style at all, very intimate and down-to-earth." Ji Lingyu glanced at me and said, "When the words of praise come out of your mouth, I feel that the taste has changed." “

I said, "Well, I didn't say it! Yide, what time does your house have dinner, Lao Tzu is hungry. I saw a servant running over and saying, "Is Brother Tong hungry?" It's still early for lunch, why don't I tell the kitchen to get you a bowl of noodles first? "I looked at this lovely and respectable maid and said, "It's good to be rich!

In the afternoon, we tossed around for an afternoon according to the request of Ji Lingyu, and it was basically completed at dusk. At this time, Ge Xuan also came back from work. As soon as he entered the door, he also had an expression with Lao Liu, and said, "I didn't expect you to really do it." “

I said, "No one pays you a salary, so where are you going every day?" Ge Xuan said, "I'm going to see someone." It's not that you don't know. Maybe I'll be able to see something in the hall by the way. I asked, "What's the matter?" “

Ge Xuan said, "No." I despised him and said, "Damn! Ge Xuan explained: "You didn't listen to what I just said. Besides, I don't have anything to do when I stay home. I said, "We've had a busy day, why don't you hang these lanterns yourself?" Behind him, Ji Lingyu said: "It's like you hung it." I was embarrassed and said, "Then I did my part, I don't command so well, can they move so fast." “

At this time, Zhang Fei, who came from the back hall, smiled: "If you don't command, maybe it's faster, haha." Lao Ge came back to pull, it's time to eat, come in. I pointed at Zhang Fei and said to Ge Xuan, "You just came back with some food." Ge Xuan shrugged and didn't speak.

After everyone sat down, they began to discuss their next steps while eating. Ji Lingyu took the chopsticks and dipped them in water, then took one chopstick from one of us and said, "Come, draw lots." Everyone said, "You two can get what you smoke." Ji Lingyu said: "No, I will smoke if I say it." Then the crowd was helpless, and one of them took one.

Just as everyone was covering their chopsticks, Ge Xuan kicked me, signaled what kind of stick I was holding, and then gave me a look, as if he was very anxious and embarrassed. I shook my right hand under his desk, and I smiled and watched him speak.

I saw Ge Xuan snatch my chopsticks and throw his water-stained one at my feet. Damn, this grandson is so insidious. Then Ge Xuan also said cheaply: "Zhongyou, your chopsticks have fallen." After speaking, he slapped the chopsticks that snatched me on the table and said, "It's not me." Then he looked straight ahead and at the other side.

As soon as Ge Xuan let go, everyone also let go, and before I could speak, everyone looked at me and said, "It turned out to be you." I said angrily: "This doesn't count, it's Ge Xuan who cheated me." The crowd looked at me in disbelief. Zhang Fei said: "Alas, this is fate, and your old Ge can't stop it." ”

Lao Liu also said: "Yes, Zhongyou, you will bully your senior brother." Guan Yu smiled: "What's this, I didn't ask you to really be a child's father." Isn't it just pretending, it is necessary to rely on Ge Xuan. "I watched them excuse Ge Xuan one by one, and I almost vomited a mouthful of blood. I glared at Ge Xuan, and Ge Xuan looked away from the front.

I thought to myself, this grandson, I have known him for so long before I found out that he is such a sinister person. Taking advantage of the ignorance of the melon-eating masses, they ruthlessly threw this-stirring stick-like chopsticks at me. And I can't explain it yet.

Ji Lingyu said: "Alas, it seems that my life is not good, come on, since you have won the lottery, I will make use of it." "I thought to myself, hey, it's like you've suffered a lot? Is it okay that the victim is Lao Tzu?

Ji Lingyu continued: "The first thing is solved, then let's start discussing the next step." Then I listened to their routine, I kept staring at Ge Xuan without making a sound, and after a while, Ge Xuan's face was sweating. He turned to me and said, "Zhongyou, everyone is discussing the second thing, what are you still struggling with?" It's all in the past. If you have any ideas, please let us know. “

Lao Liu echoed: "Yes, don't keep staring at Doctor Ge, tell me what you think." I sighed helplessly and whispered to Ge Xuan, "Count you ruthless." Wait for Lao Tzu. Then he turned to everyone and smiled and said, "Where did you just go?" “

Lao Liu said: "You haven't listened to a word for a long time? I said indiscriminately, "Isn't it the same pile I said yesterday?" Is there anything new? Lao Liu said, "Where are you going to get the children?" Is this fresh enough? I said, "This is for me to have a fart, to find the flying boy, he is a local, let him borrow it, borrow a few more." ”

Zhang Fei said: "It's hard to borrow one, borrow a few more, are you sick?" I said, "You should at least get two of them, who would be willing to run away if there are fewer chips." Everyone thought what I said was reasonable, Guan Yu said: "Then get two for him, and you have to change your identity, you are now Zhang Fei's cousin and sister-in-law, and you just happened to celebrate the child's full moon birthday when you came to visit relatives." Because of the war in other places, I fled here before I was confined. ”

I said, "What else?" Zhang Fei said: "You have to change your name now, we have thought about it for you, it has been written on the invitation, and you will be called Zhang Lang." I said angrily, "Who gave it to me?" Got in your brain? Guan Yu said embarrassedly: "I couldn't think of any nice names for a while, so I thought it was the son of the Zhang family, so I took the word Lang, but I didn't expect it to be called with this surname, which is really weird." ”

I pointed at Zhang Fei and said, "Look at your immoral surname." Zhang Fei was unconvinced: "Is it the second brother's name that lacks morality, what does it have to do with my surname?" Guan Yu waved his hand and said, "Don't quarrel, complain about me this time, and call Zhang Liangxing for you next time." I said angrily, "I'm not a Yellow Turban thief. Guan Yu defended: "I'm talking about seeking a saint, Zhang Liang, not Zhang Jiao's third brother." ”

I continued to yell, "And next time? Lao Liu comforted me and said, "Oh, isn't it just a fake name?" As for it? It took a few days to change it. I covered my face and said, "Alas, I really don't know what evil I have done in my last life, and I know you people." Why do I always feel like you're doing it on purpose? Uncle's. ”

Guan Yu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "This is really a coincidence, I swear to God." I turned my head to stare at Ge Xuan, and Ge Xuan said, "This is also a coincidence. cough~cough~" I relieved for a while and said, "Alas, who made Lao Tzu magnanimous, I put up with it." “

After retreating for a long time, there was no good way to get along, so everyone dispersed, and Zhang Fei said: "Then I'll send an invitation tomorrow, and the rest of the people should do what." "With that, we dispersed.

When I was walking into my room, Ge Xuan smiled and patted me from behind. I pointed to his nose and said, "You quickly disappear from my eyes, don't force Lao Tzu to be rude." Ge Xuan said with a smile: "I'm also planning for the whole picture, first of all, I don't look like it, I can play Zhang Fei's uncle, besides, I won't act either, if this is exposed, it will affect everyone, don't you say?" “

I squinted at him and said, "You've come up with such a broken excuse to appease me for half a day? Ge Xuan said: "What is this excuse, if you let me hold a child to play someone else's husband, I will definitely be nervous, and I really think this task is suitable for you, you see, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei They all know each other, Zhao Yun is too young, and he doesn't look like he has children, and I am too old, so you are the most suitable." “

I shouted angrily, "! I don't want to see you. Ge Xuan! Why didn't I realize you were such a sinister person? Every day pretends to be a dignified force. Ge Xuan said embarrassedly: "I was also forced to think of you helplessly, what if you help your brother?" “

I said, "That's not the point!" You have to talk to me, I will definitely exchange with you, what did you do just now? They actually said that I cheated you, I damn it! Ge Xuan hurriedly explained: "How did you talk just now, just for a moment, okay, I promise, don't you take it as an example, go to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow." “

I glared at him and said, "Get out, don't let me see you again, slut!" Saying that, he kicked his ass, Ge Xuan jumped forward, and ran away with a smile. I pointed to his back and sighed, "Alas, he wasn't like this. Sure enough, it was the old obscene apprentice. That's right. “

The next morning, Ji Lingyu asked Zhao Yun to come and smash the door of my room, and when he woke me up, I came out and asked, "Are you two sick?" What are you doing early in the morning? Ji Lingyu said: "From now on, you have to call me a lady until you find the murderer or our plan goes bankrupt." “

I waved my hand and said, "What are you anxious about, you won't have a banquet until the day after tomorrow." Ji Lingyu said: "That's why I let you adapt for two days, from now on, let's start to act, Brother Zilong is your companion since childhood, and he has been your butler until now, understand?" “

I pointed at him and said, "Can I give you a name now?" Zilong smiled: "You can just call me Zilong, I can change my surname to Zhang first." I sighed and said: "Guan Yu would be good if he had your IQ~" Ji Lingyu said: "Don't worry about yesterday's events, from now on, you are my husband, think about all your words and deeds before doing it, don't show your feet, if you are seen by their people, it will definitely be exposed." “

I asked, "Aren't you going to sleep with me at night?" Ji Lingyu nodded, and then said, "I sleep on the bed, and you sleep on the ground." I said, "Hello, everyone!" As soon as I entered, Ji Lingyu and Zhao Yun also followed, Ji Lingyu said, "I didn't say anything, why are you so troublesome?" Zilong also said: "Yes, Miss Lingyu doesn't want to be famous for this matter, Brother Zhongyou, are you a little. I looked at the two of them singing and saying, "Why do I always think you're cuckolding me?" “