Zhou Yu nodded and said, "Go ahead." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "After speaking, Sun Ce didn't dare to say hello to me, so he ran away." I lay on the ground like a deflated ball. Zhou Yu still said calmly: "Ji people have their own natural appearance, they will be fine, we are all fine, how can they be fine." "I didn't speak.

Zhou Yu looked at me, got up and left. After a while, the beautiful melody of the guqin came from afar, and I lay on the ground and listened to Zhou Yu playing the tune, slowly and melodiously, and I fell asleep after listening to it after a while. When I woke up again, I was lying in a bedroom, rubbing my sleepy eyes and looking outside, it was already daylight.

I stretched my waist and walked out, and walked around to the atrium where I had tea yesterday, and saw that Ge Xuan was the only one there. I asked, "What about Gong Jin?" Ge Xuan looked at the book and said without replying: "Early in the morning, Sun Ce's father was transferred by military order, and he took Sun Ce and Zhou Yu to the front line together." I said, "Then why don't you take us with you?" Ge Xuan glanced at me and said, "You don't know who you are now, do you?" ”

I think it's not safe to carry a time bomb like this with me. Ge Xuan said: "Gong Jin specially instructed me to take care of you and not let you destroy his house." I said, "What can I do if I'm a locust or a termite?" Ge Xuan said: "Zhou Yu told me that there are a few villages around here, and I am going to go on a medical tour, so you can go with me." By the way, I also learned simple medical science. ”

I said, "Go, I can't stay here anyway." With that, we both got up and went out. Walking on the road, Ge Xuan said: "Don't worry about Jack and Cangyou, I don't think they are short-lived people." It shouldn't be okay. I glanced at him and said, "I'll just say you're a fortune teller, and you keep saying you're not." I also know that it's useless to be in a hurry now, so I can only meet again. Hey~" There was a word of conversation along the way, and we arrived at the entrance of a village.

Ge Xuan went up to a villager and told him that he was a doctor, and if there was anyone in the village who needed to be treated, he would come to him for free. After a while, a crowd of people gathered in the village. Ge Xuan sat on a stone at the entrance of the village and said to everyone: "Everyone come one by one, don't mess around." I shouted: "Blind dates, you line up to see a doctor, you have to be orderly, everyone is in a hurry, don't delay each other, the more you crowd, the more you waste time." ”

After a while, a long line was formed. I wiped my sweat and said, "You called me here to maintain order, I'll rely on it, Lao Tzu came here to be a security guard for you." Ge Xuan said, "You sit next to me and watch." Then he said to the first villager, "What is your illness?" The villagers said, "Great... Husband, I'm ... Always... Hiccup, every. Times... After eating... I waved my hand and said, "You can drink less cold water after eating in the future, come, start holding your breath now." Next. "The villagers stood beside me and began to puff out their cheeks and hold their breath.

The second man said, "Divine doctor, I sweat profusely every night, and when I wake up, my quilt and mattress are wet. I'm not sick with anything. Ge Xuan touched his pulse and said, "Your pulse is normal and stable, and it doesn't look like kidney deficiency and night sweats." "At this time, I saw that he kept scratching the base of his thigh and scratching his back. I said, "You pick up your clothes, and I'll look at my back." The guy lifted up his clothes, and after I finished reading them, I said, "Dude, you can just change to a thin quilt when you go to bed at night." On this hot day, you're getting prickly heat. Ge Xuan looked at me in surprise.

I said, "Go ahead." At this time, the villagers who came up and whispered, "Doctor, my feet stink, and every time the mother-in-law at home dislikes me and doesn't sleep with me." Ge Xuan pondered for a while. I said, "Go back and get the big white radish and boil it, soak it every night, and soak it for a month." The villagers left happily. Hiccup, that buddy couldn't hold it anymore and tugged me there. I said, "Now breathe in and feel it." The guy gasped a few times and said, "Hey, hey, it's really not hiccupping." ”

I shouted, "And the hiccups are coming the way he does." Next. At this time, a middle-aged man came over with a child and said, "Doctor, my child always says that the top of his mouth hurts, and his throat hurts." I said, "Open your mouth." Child: "Ah. I said, "His tonsils are swollen, and he is on fire, so go back and get him some pears in sugar water, and then turn them into water for him to drink." Remember, drink plenty of water and urinate more. Then Ge Xuan hurriedly took out a small notebook and wrote down all the few I just said.

After that, a few more people came, either confused, or with a fish bone in their mouths. Ge Xuan asked me secretly: "It turns out that you know so many methods, it seems to be quite effective." I smiled and said, "It's not scary to have no culture, but it's scary to have no common sense." "Can I tell you that all the health cheats I post on WeChat Moments every day are all kinds of health cheats?

Ge Xuan said: "Is there any other way? Then I told him everything I knew. Ge Xuan praised again and again. I just watched it for a day, I still knew about the small problems in front of me, but most of them still needed Ge Xuan to heal, I sat there very bored, and after a while I fell asleep leaning against the tree. At noon, I was woken up by a noisy sound, and the village chief wanted Ge Xuan to go to his house for dinner, and I said, "Go, isn't it just a meal!" "When the village chief saw that my follower wanted to go, he pulled Ge Xuan and walked to the village, but Ge Xuan couldn't help it, so he had to follow the village chief as well.

During the banquet, the village chief said: "The merits of the two doctors are immeasurable, there has never been a person like you in our village, this is really a blessing that we have cultivated for several lifetimes." Then Balabala's praised us. I smiled and said, "Village chief, are you in trouble, if you have something, you can say it, and those who can help will definitely help." “

The village chief smiled and said, "The little brother is really smart." Don't hide it from the two of you, my son's change is difficult to talk about, so I invited the two of you to me. Ge Xuan asked, "Where is Ling Lang, I can go and see." The village chief called: "Two hammers, come out." Then a shy little fat man walked out. Ge Xuan looked at it and asked, "What is Ling Lang's illness?" The village chief whispered: "My child has not had an heir since he married a wife, and you two also know that there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest." This baby has been tossing for two or three years, and it hasn't even come down with an egg. At first, I thought it was because my mother-in-law couldn't have children, but finally I learned that this rabbit cub hadn't touched anyone at all in the past few years. We both looked at him in unison.

The little fat man lowered his head shyly. I said to Ge Xuan, "This kid isn't a foundation. Ge Xuan said, "What do you mean?" I said, "That's what you call a broken friend." “

After all, Ge Xuan was an ancient person, and he was also embarrassed. Then he looked at the little fat man and asked, "Second hammer, don't you look down on your daughter-in-law?" The second hammer lowered his head and said, "No, I think my daughter-in-law is quite good-looking." "The two of us looked at each other, and we shouldn't be. I asked, "The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, why can you hold it like this?" "The lower chin of the second hammer is almost in the neck.

Ge Xuan asked gently, "If you don't say it, then how can I help you heal." The second hammer lowered his head, pinched the corners of his clothes with both hands and did not speak. I said, "It's been two or three years, since you like your daughter-in-law, you don't anymore standing in the pit like this, you're not afraid that your daughter-in-law will go out of the wall." The second hammer hurriedly looked up and said, "I'm afraid, but... ”

I hurriedly said, "Then say, it has to be your daughter-in-law who guards the woman's way, if you don't keep the woman's way, your turtle shell will be fixed." The village chief was also anxious when he saw his child, and went up to kick the second hammer in the ass. Ge Xuan hurriedly stopped the village chief and said to the second hammer: "Let's go, let's go into the house and talk." After the two of them entered the room and stayed for a while, Ge Xuan shook his head and came out.

I asked, "What's the situation?" Ge Xuan said helplessly: "Hey, when this child was a child, he and the big tiger next door peeked at the girl from the neighboring village taking a bath, and when he saw that he was happy, he was discovered by the girl's family. After this excessive fright, the two-hammer thing never stood up again. ”

I covered my face and said, "Damn, it turned out to be impotence, how can I be reasonable." Then I suddenly thought of the plot of Wei Xiaobao, the treatment of impotence, and the picture of the immediate effect on the back of the waist, isn't Ao Bai so dead. I told Ge Xuan about this method, and Ge Xuan looked at me with strange eyes and said, "Where did you know this, there is no basis at all." I waved my hand and said, "Don't worry about it, try it first." Ge Xuan shook his head and returned to the house of the second hammer.

I said in the back, "The big hole of the tail bone." Poke hard. Ge Xuan ignored me and went in. After a little while, Ge Xuan came out full of men. I asked, "Damn, poke so cool?" Ge Xuan said: "You kid is really a blind cat who ran into a dead mouse, after I poked it at his kidney and spleen acupoint, he said that he really felt a sense of comfort in his lower body." I asked, "Then why have you been in there for so long, are you two still there?" ”

Ge Xuan waved his hand and said, "What nonsense, I took acupuncture again to stimulate the learning around his kidneys." It should do some tricks. I walked to the door of the room and said, "Imagine now, you are sitting on the edge of the bed, and behind you there is a delicate woman, who is blowing on the base of your ears with her red lips, and then her breasts are pressed against your back and gently rubbed, and at this moment your hands are wrapped around the sides of your armpits, and you look sideways at her, and she is running her tender tongue across every inch of your face. When I said this, I saw that the second hammer was obviously excited.

Then I continued: "Okay, keep it up, now that beautiful woman has taken off your underwear, you two skin touch, her smooth skin turns from behind you, lying on top of you and trembling slightly, what should you do?" The second hammer ran away with his crotch in his hands.

I turned around and laughed, only to see Ge Xuan embarrassedly holding his broken bag in the crotch of his pants, and a group of people such as the village chief in the back also stood there awkwardly holding their crotch, and a few more exaggerated nosebleeds were left. I looked at them and said, "What are you doing here, what are you going to do?" A group of people excitedly covered their crotches and went home, and after a while, they heard the sound of panting next door. Ge Xuan was embarrassed: "Let's go to the entrance of the village." "Along the way, I vaguely heard a lot of similar sounds in the home.

After walking to the entrance of the village, Ge Xuan exhaled and said, "You kid can really say any obscene words." I'm ashamed of you. I laughed and said, "Are you ashamed?" I have to say, the effect is very significant, and what a great contribution I have made to the inheritance of the people of this village. Ge Xuan sighed and stopped talking.

The two of us sat on the big rock under the tree for about an hour and a half, and then we gathered again. A few bad boys from the village next to me came up to me and said, "Big brother, tell us about the story of the village chief's family just now." I said, "If you don't study well at a young age, and think about these filthy things every day, how can you achieve great things in the future? How could a decent gentleman like me tell such a joke. While playing. A couple of bad boys looked at me with disdain and then turned and ran.

I watched Ge Xuan slowly and leisurely treating people there, and then saw me fall asleep. When I woke up again, the sun was about to set. Ge Xuan patted me and said, "Let's go." I rubbed my eyes and yawned and said, "Done?" Ge Xuan said a little tiredly: "How can it be so fast, the people from the next village also came in the afternoon, and I promised them to go to them tomorrow for a round." I waved my hand and said, "I won't come out with you, I knew that I might as well look at the flowers and plants at Zhou Yu's house and sleep, it's too boring." ”

Ge Xuan smiled: "This kind of thing is like this, so it's okay, then you can take it at home tomorrow." But you're doing this well today, so I can be more efficient. I said, "Go ahead and be meritorious, I'm not that great." So when I woke up the next day, Ge Xuan had already gone out, and after eating some pastries, he walked around the garden behind, and after a while, he felt very bored.

So I asked one of Zhou Yu's maids, "Is there anything interesting around here?" The maid said to me, "My son-in-law usually dances the sword and plays the piano at home, and rarely goes out to play, and I don't know." As soon as he said this, he immediately made a stark contrast between me and Zhou Yu. I said, "Don't keep talking about your son-in-law. Haven't you been in the city? The maid nodded and said, "I've been there." I asked, "What's more lively?" The maid said, "It's all very lively." I was persuaded by her: "Okay, I won't ask, I'll go shopping by myself." The maid gave me a salute and turned her head to go about hers.