Chapter 21 "Chickens Fly and Dogs Jump"
After listening to it, he ran away again.
"Little princess, the queen is still waiting for you to eat. β
"Father-in-law, help me tell my mother, I'm going to the sect to cultivate!"
When the emperor heard this, he smiled and shook his head.
When he was about to arrive at the sect, "Alas, isn't this the peak master of "Canglong Peak" a few months ago: Senior Brother Sun brought back to the sect by Uncle Ning, what are you doing there with a stick?"
He walked up and said, "What are you doing with a stick?"
"My master said that there is a mystery in this stick, so that I can slowly comprehend it. β
Looking back, "Yes, you, you, you... β
"What are you, Miss Ben, so terrible?"
Nodding, his head turned, and he shook his head again, "Her Royal Highness Princess." β
"Okay, okay, what princess is not a princess, now we are both the same, we are disciples of the sect, called senior sister. β
"Sister Rubbing. β
"Well, goodγγγγγ β
"That senior sister, my master just said that if I can't understand it, tell me to go back to his old man's house immediately," after saying that, Sun Bin was about to anoint the soles of his feet.
"You stand for me, is Miss Ben so terrible? One by one, seeing me, it's like seeing a ghost," he said and pulled Sun Bin's stick and didn't let go.
"Senior sister, I was wrong, I beg you, don't cut my eyebrows with scissors, you see, I'm almost done cutting you, and my hand pointed to my eyebrows. β
"Hmph, I'm embarrassed to say Miss Ben, look at your eyebrows, they haven't been cut for hundreds of years, Miss Ben is helping you. β
"Senior sister wants to ask you for a favor. β
"What's the busy?"
"Help me take a shower with someone!"
"What?" thought to himself, "It's over, it's over, this time my old grandson's family is completely finished." β
"I, my master, are still waiting for me to go back, and after saying that, I don't need any sticks, and I just run away. β
Xiao Rub was able to let him go so easily, none of these senior brothers and brothers helped him, and finally found a substitute for the dead ghost, saying that he couldn't let him run away from anything.
"Don't run, run what you run, you run again. β
"Sister Rub, don't, don't, don't, ahγγγγγγ β
The screams spread directly throughout the entire sect.
After a while, he dragged Sun Bin to the door of his residence with one of his feet, and kept muttering, "Don't let you run, don't run, you won't listen, look, it's much better now," took out a mirror and gave it to Sun Bin, Sun Bin looked at himself in the mirror, there was not a single eyebrow left, this, it's too ruthless. It's too much of a bully...
"Even if you beat me to death, I won't help you, holding the mirror and looking at my own brow. β
"What about people? I'm not done yet. β
Xiao Rub came out with a person.
Sun Bin looked at it, "Xiaoyan, why are you here?"
"You two know each other?"
Sun Bin ran over and hugged Xiao Yan, "What's wrong with you, Xiao Yan." Senior sister, don't bully people like this, when I knew him, people were jumping around, you saw you tortured him to the point that he made him an idiot. β
"What nonsense are you talking about, how long have you been in the sect, and who did you see your senior sister make an idiot?"
When Sun Bin heard this, he was right, he had been here for so long, although this master was not social, he didn't do anything hurtful, at most he was just playing tricks on people and making the sect chickens fly and dogs jump. "Then, how do you explain that Xiaoyan?"
Miss Ben was also startled when she saw him, "I told Sun Bin what had happened."
"So that's the case, then why did you bring him to your dormitory!"
"Speaking of which, Miss Ben is angry, and if you don't help me one by one, even if you don't let me live, I won't even let you come out, so Miss Ben brought him here. β
Sun Bin was so happy in his heart: You deserve it, who let you bully us usually, you will be punished now. "Ahem, cough, senior sister, I'll take a bath with him today, as for the place to live, let's live here, no, I just got a girlfriend a few days ago, if he passes, what will I do in the future... β
"Tell me how you got to know him. β
Sun Bin's face flushed, this, this... β
"Miss Ben is talking about him," he said, gesturing at Xiao Yan.
"You said it was Xiaoyan, I thought you wanted to hear it, I wanted to hear it, I knew him in... β
"It turns out that his background is so pitiful, Miss Ben was still thinking about how to clean him up, seeing that he is so pitiful, forget it, as the saying goes, wow, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, Miss Ben let him go!"
............
Xiao Yan lives in a groggy way day by day, and doesn't talk to anyone, this little Nizi has no way to take him, after talking for a long time, people don't care about you at all, Xiao Nizi originally wanted to give Xiao Yan a beating, but thinking of Xiao Yan's life experience, the little fist was put down again.
"Hmph, Miss Ben can't help you, others, Miss Ben didn't say to let them go," he got up after speaking, and in less than half a day's work, the whole sect was a chicken flying and a dog jumping, senior brothers and sisters, chasing them with sticks.
"You little girl is too bullying, the elixir I only refined yesterday was scrapped for me, how can I explain when my master comes back." The new clothes that my mother bought yesterday, Ming'er is going on a date, let's see, what do you cut it into, you stand for meγγγγγ β
But what they never expected was that a few months later, there was a person who was even worse than this little girl, and their life was really stormy. Looking back now, it can be regarded as a fairy-like life.
Xiao Rub ran to the master's accommodation, saw that the master was meditating, and didn't bother, found a small stool to sit down, crossed a Erlang's legs, put *** in one hand, ate melon seeds in his mouth, and whispered vigorously, "Come here, don't you want to find Miss Ben, hehehehehe... β
However, the old man couldn't meditate without pretending, and he knew what was going on before he came in, and he kept thinking in his heart, "Don't let them come here, don't come hereγγγγγ
After waiting for a while, I heard that there was no movement outside, Xiao Rub got up and was about to leave, "You stand for the old man, get up and pull Xiao Rub'er's little ears, little ancestor, don't take such a bully, if they find this, the old man doesn't care, didn't he say it last time? Tap, tap, you listen to today's posture, catch you, don't split you alive." β
"Knowing the teacher, Xiao Lu'er is still attentive to the master. β
"Alright, alright, pay attention next time. β
"Oh, by the way, how is that kid?"
It's okay not to mention this, as soon as I mention it, Xiao Ji'er will be on fire in her belly, and her hands will be on her waist again, "What else, don't speak, sit on the edge of the edge of the world in a daze all day long, no matter what Miss Ben says, how to make her happy, ignore me whether she lives or dies, Miss Ben really wants to kick him down." β
"He must have suffered some blow, otherwise it wouldn't be like this, seeing that this kid has a good talent, he can't be allowed to go on like this, and if he continues like this, he will be wasted if he is not wasted. β
"Little Nizi, take him for a walk on the street, maybe you can ease your mood. β
"Yes, Miss Ben didn't think of it", after saying that, the old man only saw a piece of dust dancing.
"Hey!"
When he returned to the dormitory, he grabbed Xiao Yan and ran out, and when he was about to reach the outside of the sect, he bumped into Sun Bin, "Come on, everyone, Senior Sister Lu'er is here." β
"You call again, and then tell Miss Ben to shave your head next time, do you believe it or not?"
was so frightened that Sun Bin ran into the sect with his head in his hands.
came to the street, "Xiao Yanzi, look at this, is it good?" Xiao Yanzi, you see the monkey over there, it's so funny, laughing at Miss Ben, this little monkey is also very funny... Xiao Yanzi, look at this mask, it's not good-looking. But no matter what Xiao Yan'er said, Xiao Yan didn't seem to hear it. Angry, Xiao Nizi stomped her feet...