Chapter Eighty-Five: Say He's Not There

"Come out with me in a while," Wu Yuanqing snorted and drank porridge with vinegar-pickled cucumbers, and said to his younger brother Wu Yuanshuang between vegetables. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What are you doing out there," Wu Yuanshuang, who had a blue nose and swollen face, asked in a low voice.

"What else can you do, of course it's an account, I said yesterday that I would send them money over early this morning, but look at what time it is now, it's noon and haven't come yet, a group of discredited things" Wu Yuanqing scolded, but there was a happy expression on his face.

But it's no wonder that Wu Yuanqing was in a good mood, and last night he used a song of Qin Guan's Queqiao Immortal to bluff Wang Ziyu for a moment, and then told the story of the White Snake, and sang a few words, "Wait for a thousand years, wait for a while." I have no regrets about waiting for a thousand years. Who whispers in your ear that love me never changes. Just for this sentence, ah, there is no complaint when the intestines are broken" nonsense, causing Wang Ziyu to cry and laugh for a while, and when Bai Suzhen was admitted to Leifeng Pagoda, he took the opportunity to comfort other girls, grabbed other people's little hands and didn't let go, Wang Ziyu blushed and twitched a few times and let him hold it.

Xiangcheng was picked up not long ago, and yesterday it was Wang Ziyu again, and Wu Yuanqing can now be regarded as a spring breeze.

The love scene is proud, the casino is not disappointed, and there is a lot of gambling money waiting to be asked for today.

After eating, Wu Yuanqing called out to his younger brother and took Wang Dynasty Mahan and a few people out.

Wu Yuanqing was going to go to Wen's house to find Wen Ting at the first stop, and he and Wen Ting, who owed gambling debts last night, were the most difficult to deal with.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, ah, what's the matter, what time did you come here, did you come to collect this in the middle of the afternoon, let my old lady see the obscurity" Just when Wu Yuanqing was halfway there, a crisp voice attracted their attention.

Looking up, it turned out to be the back wall of a family, and the height of the courtyard wall was still a large family. There was a corner door open on the back wall, and outside the corner door was a trolley with a huge wooden barrel on it, and a foul stench could be smelled from afar.

Next to the car was a ragged man in his thirties, and on the steps of the corner gate stood a thirteen or fourteen-year-old maid who was honking and reprimanding.

The man couldn't stop nodding and admitting his mistake, the little maid didn't look at the powerful mouth, he was also a soft-hearted person, and after threatening to come back so late in the future, he would change people or something, so he dodged away and let the man enter the corner door.

"Big brother, let's go, that's the smell of dung" Wu Yuanshuang covered his nose and urged.

Pour the feces, I didn't expect that at this time in the Tang Dynasty, there was already a special person to deal with the feces. In later generations, I heard that this kind of livelihood of pouring dung for people in the city has a very elegant name called pouring night incense. But later, after most of the toilets in the city were opened, this kind of livelihood basically disappeared, but there are still people in the countryside, but how can the countrymen call it to pour night incense, pour dung and pour dung, what the hell is night incense, I don't know.

After Wu Yuanshuang urged, Wu Yuanqing didn't move, and looked thoughtfully. Wu Yuanqing has done it himself, so naturally he is not curious, but when he saw this dung, he remembered that last night he told those guys that if they didn't give gambling money, they would come to the door to splash dung, and the manly man could do it if he said it, and he must not break his word and get fat.

"Mahan, you go find the dung digger and let him push the dung cart and follow us," Wu Yuanqing ordered.

"Okay, young master," Mahan took the order and left.

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"Huh, it stinks"

"Ah, it stinks, damn it, why is there a dung truck in the city at this time"

"That's it, where is the Wuhou patrolling the streets, how can you let the dung truck go to the street in broad daylight?"

"What, do you have an opinion about us?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, Brother Wuhou, what the younger brother said nonsense, don't take it seriously" The one who said where Wuhou died turned his head and saw a Wuhou standing behind him, looking at him with a sneer, and was so frightened that he hurriedly admitted his mistake and apologized.

"Big brother, what are you doing here, don't you really want to throw feces on the door of Wen Ting's house" Wu Yuanshuang looked at the eldest brother who was walking proudly in front and leading the dung truck to swagger through the city, and asked worriedly.

"Why are you asking so much, just follow the eldest brother, see how the eldest brother takes you and pretends to take you to fly" Saying that, Wu Yuanqing shouted at the person who pulled the dung behind: "Liu Laosan, you should hurry up, when do you have to go to grind and chirp", there is no evasion at all, as if he is afraid that others will not know that this person who pulls dung is in the same group as him.

Wu Yuanshuang covered his face with his sleeves, his face was flushed, and if it weren't for the obscenity of his boss who beat people at every turn, he would have to draw a clear line with Wu Yuanqing and pretend not to know him.

Seeing this, there is a good thing that it may be going to make trouble, you call me, I call you, and a group of people gathered behind their butts.

After a while, the group came to the door of Wen's house, and they didn't wait to call people, Wu Yuanqing walked to the door and slapped violently, and when he heard the voice, he knew that it was a villain who came to the door.

"Look, look, they're making trouble here"

"Who is this?"

"You're stupid, I didn't see that it was written on the Wen Mansion, who else was surnamed Wen in Jinyang, of course, it was Wen Yanbowen's family, the Chinese scholar."

"You're stupid, I'm illiterate, look at what you can, it's great to know a few words."

"Of course, I think I've been studying with my husband for a few days, so I'm half a reader."

"Phew, Lao Tzu looks down on readers the most"

"Phew, you dare to insult the reader, it's really insulting, Lao Tzu and you are not finished"

Hearing this, I know that this person is not a serious reader, and it is no better to say that others insult Sven himself.

"You two are fools, who said that Jinyang only has a house for Wen Yanbo's family, and his brother Wen Daya and younger brother Wen Dayou also have a house in Jinyang" Someone laughed at the two.

"Then who do you say this house belongs to?" the two asked in unison.

"Of course it's Wen Yanbo's, I live in this carriage where I saw him from afar yesterday," this man is quite proud of his neighbor who can be the deputy prime minister.

", it's not the same thing to say that your mother has been in the same place for a long time" The two of them synced again.

The gate hasn't opened yet, and there's already a fight going on here.

The door creaked open from within, and a gray-haired head poked out.

"Who are you looking for?"

"Uncle, I'm looking for your second young master" Wu Yuanqing was still very polite to the old man, and said with a smile.

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, this son, I don't know what to do with my second son" The old man was startled when he saw so many people outside the door, and asked vigilantly.

"Don't ask anything about it, you go and tell the second young master of your family that Wu Yuanqing is looking for him, and he will know what's going on," Wu Yuanqing said.

"Oh, that boy, wait a minute, I'll go and report" After saying that, the old man closed the door again.

"What, Wu Yuanqing is outside the door?" In the house, Wen Ting was reclining on the couch, two pretty maids, one on the left and one on the right, one fanning the fan and the other holding grapes and feeding him in his mouth, but he heard the next person come in and report that Wu Yuanqing was coming outside, and Wen Ting was so frightened that a carp sat up.

"Oops," Wen Ting covered his eyes and puffed and lay back down.

"Ah, I'm sorry young master" The two maids followed and knelt on the ground to beg for mercy.

It turned out that Wen stood up too suddenly, and his face fell on the fan in the maid's hand.

"Rolling, rolling" creditors have come to the door, and Wen Ting can't get along with the two maids at this time.

"What to do, what to do" Wen Ting was like an ant on a hot pot and turned back and forth restlessly on the ground, his eyes still looking out from time to time, as if he was afraid that Wu Yuanqing would enter.

It's no wonder that Wen Ting is so scared, because Wu Yuanqing has a criminal record before.

At that time, because of a bet, in order to vent his anger to his tenants, Wu Yuanqing was stunned to pit him for a thousand acres of paddy fields, and finally arrested him as a hostage, and his wife took out the deed of a thousand acres of paddy fields to get him back.

If he had money, Wen Ting would definitely not say a word and throw it to Wu Yuanqing to let him go as far as he wanted, the problem was that he had no money, and he didn't dare to ask his family for it, and he didn't dare to tell his father and mother about it when he came back last night.

I thought that I could drag on for a day and try my best to get money, but I really couldn't pour something out of my house and sell it for some money to save the emergency, who knew that Wu Yuanqing was so anxious, and he came to the door after a night.

"Cui'er, hurry up and pack some clothes for me and get some money" Wen Ting was in a hurry and didn't think of a way, so he simply decided to hide out to avoid the limelight.

"Young master, are you going out, what about those people outside?" asked the old man.

"How do I know what to do, you go out and tell that Wu Yuanqing that the young master is not at home, let him come back in a few days" Wen Ting yelled at the old man.

"Cui'er, have you cleaned up" After the old man left, Wen Ting began to call the maid again.

"Okay, okay, young master, pack up," the maid who fed the grapes ran out of the back room with a baggage, saying that it was not accurate to run, because the maid was almost moving over step by step.

"Have you got the money?" Wen asked eagerly.

"Well, I got you five times," the maid Cui'er gasped and nodded.

"Why is it only five, isn't there twenty-five, what about twenty" Wen Ting heard this, and asked anxiously.

"Yes, in the house," the maid stammered in fright.

"Then what are you waiting for, take it all out for me"

"Ah, take it all, Childe, twenty-five is very heavy"

"If you want to go, you will go, nonsense"

"Oooh" the maid ran in again.

Wu Yuanqing outside had already received a reply from the old man at this time.

"Your son-in-law said he went out," Wu Yuanqing asked with a smile.

"Yes," the old man nodded heavily, indicating that he was not wrong at all.

"Your son-in-law said he went out?" Wu Yuanqing asked again, but this time he asked more loudly.

The onlookers behind also heard Wu Yuanqing's words clearly, and laughed together.

"Haha, I'm laughing to death"

"I said I wasn't there, oh my mom laughed at me"

"Poof, his family is so funny"

"Mother, his son-in-law is so stupid"

"Where, this old man is stupid, he actually said that his son-in-law said that he was not there haha"

laughed and scolded, confused the old man, and it took a while to react, and he made a joke in a hurry, isn't this clearly telling others that the son-in-law is at home.

"It's the old slave who said it wrong, it wasn't my son-in-law who said it, my son-in-law went out early in the morning and wasn't at home at all" The old man began to look back to make up for it.

Wu Yuanqing naturally didn't believe it, pointed behind him, and said, "Do you know what that car is loaded with?"

The old man nodded with an ugly face.

Wu Yuanqing said with a smile: "It's good to know, you go and tell Wen Ting, just say what I said, if he doesn't come out again, the car will splash at your door, don't say it unexpectedly."