Huang Ba is depressed
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Jingzhao Yin Zhang Chang has watched the Xin family fight with Zhao Chongguo, Xiao Wangzhi and Han Yanshou, Bingji, and Huang Ba for many years, and he has watched the whole play! Looking at it, Zhang Chang suddenly realized: It's too boring! So he decided to yell at the stage, even if he couldn't coax Huang Ba to step down, he could do it!
Huang Ba and Zhang Chang, just in terms of governing the world, it is really difficult to say who is more powerful. The www.biquge.info can't accurately evaluate the two of them, mainly because of their different political styles. Huang Ba engaged in people's livelihood education, the first in the world in the Han Dynasty; Zhang Chang fought black, in terms of technical content, even if Zhao Guanghan was still alive, Zhang Chang could take the first place. Both are first, how can this compare?
Some people may say that Huang Ba couldn't stay in Chang'an, but Zhang Chang stayed in Chang'an, and Zhang Chang was slightly better. But it can't be said that Zhang Chang gained a firm foothold in Chang'an, but Huang Ba practiced magic skills in Yingchuan County for eight years, returned to Chang'an, first became the prince and concubine, then became the imperial doctor, and finally rose to the prime minister. If Zhang Chang is powerful, why is the promotion speed not as fast as Huang Ba?
And indeed it is. Zhang Chang is an official and fights black, there is nothing to say. can be promoted at a speed, but it is still in place...
Many years ago, Zhang Chang had a group of good friends when he was in Chang'an: Xiao Wangzhi, Yang Yun, and Yu Dingguo. Zhang Chang and these three good friends were on the same starting line in the early years, but many years later, Xiao Wangzhi and Yu Dingguo both became the third prince, and Yang Yun was at least a minister of the Central Committee. But Zhang Chang has not squeezed into the central government so far, and has been Jing Zhaoyin for eight or nine years, and he just enjoys the ministerial treatment of the central government...
If you want to talk about work ability, everyone is looking at it, why can't Zhang Chang's promotion catch up with his friends, and he can't get rid of that Huang Ba? To answer this question, you have to ask Zhang Chang, and he can't answer you yet. You're better off asking someone and you'll know the answer for sure. That person, of course, is Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty Liu Xun!
Zhang Chang has not been able to rise, mainly due to two major problems: First, he is very fond of the leader's affairs. Do you remember that Liu Xun wanted to get rid of the Huo family, but Zhang Chang sent a letter from the distant Shanyang County, saying that he couldn't mess around like that, and that he would mess up the Han Dynasty as soon as he messed up. The best way is to let the Huo family children resign and rest, which is a good thing for others. Zhang Chang's idea is to avoid bloodshed. It's a pity that Liu Xun didn't accept it, and also refused Zhang Chang's request to summon him...
The emperor's major affairs are not let go, and the queen's idle affairs are not let go either. The queen has no other hobbies, just loves to go out on safaris. Zhang Chang couldn't look at it, so he seized the opportunity to hand over a book, quoted the past and the present to talk about a lot of truths, and finally summed up several major shortcomings of the queen's safari, which made the queen embarrassed, and never went out of the palace again...
Secondly, Zhang Chang has no official authority. In the Han Dynasty, if you want to be promoted, you must first accumulate official morality, and then exercise official authority, which is the way to be an official. Zhang Chang's official virtue is quite prosperous, but he doesn't pay much attention to official etiquette. Two things happened to him, which became the negative teaching material for all civil servants in the Han Dynasty. The first thing: When Zhang Changba went to the street, he deliberately let Yushi drive the horse behind, and he patted the horse with a screen on the horse, a good sissy; The second thing: Legend has it that Zhang Chang loves to paint thrushes for his wife at home, and he also paints quite well. So it spread ten to hundreds, and the matter spread to the palace. made the relevant departments in the palace think that Zhang Chang was too disagreeable, so they wrote to impeach him!
In the Han Dynasty more than 2,000 years ago, there was far from this advanced consciousness. Liu Xun also thinks that Zhang Chang's behavior is indeed problematic and must be talked to about with him. So he summoned Zhang Chang to lecture. Unexpectedly, Zhang Chang was not only not ashamed, but also arrogantly said, "I paint thrush for my wife, that's a pleasure in the boudoir, what's the matter with people outside?" If this behavior is not good, the world is much worse than this, why do you want to talk about my thrush" Liu Xun was so refuted that he had nothing to say, so he had to obey him...
The reason why Liu Xun can still tolerate Zhang Chang is mainly because Zhang Chang is a practical material. However, as a punishment, Zhang Chang could only stay in Jing Zhaoyin. If he is transferred to the central government, will the glorious image of the Han Dynasty be majestic and the world?
Finally see what Zhang Chang is like: he always treats work with the enthusiasm of summer; treats the underworld like a winter-like crackdown; Treat the leader, always with the attitude of the autumn wind stirring the lake, and the starting point is turbulent; treats his wife like spring-like warmth, and he is in his arms. What a man with all kinds of amorous feelings!
Since the emperor and the empress dare to take care of their affairs, why can't they take care of Huang Ba? In Zhang Chang's opinion, after Huang Ba became the prime minister, he didn't do anything about it, but he just rectified some boring things, just played at every turn, saying where did he find how many phoenixes and sparrows today? Political achievements are made by hard work, not by bragging. Doesn't Prime Minister Huang understand this truth?
In fact, it's not that Huang Ba doesn't understand. It's just that people are also having a hard time, and they can't make political achievements, so they can't help but let him brag about it, otherwise how can he explain it to the emperor?
Zhang Chang wants to move Huang Ba, and there is an ulterior secret. This secret is related to Xiao Wangzhi. Xiao Wangzhi is Zhang Chang's good friend, Liu Xun is enthusiastic about Huang Ba, freezes Xiao Wangzhi, and asks Xiao to accompany the prince to study, do you think Xiao will feel better? Xiao Wangzhi is uncomfortable, and Zhang Chang is certainly not comfortable. Therefore, if the repair of Huang Ba is successful, not only for official business, but also for personal grievances...
As soon as Zhang Chang said that he wanted to repair Huang Ba, some people might think: What kind of conspiracy Zhang Chang is engaged in. But don't forget who Zhang Chang is? A person who is not even afraid of the emperor, the underworld, and scandals, is there anything he doesn't dare to do? said that Zhang Chang was engaged in conspiracy, that is to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! In fact, in Zhang Chang's philosophy of life, there is no conspiracy, only conspiracy! Everything he wants to do can stand the test of the sun!
Zhang Chang acted, and he fell in love with raising birds. Zhang Chang raised not a canary, not a small oriole, but a bird. The bird is produced in Qiangzhong and is rare in Chang'an. Zhang Chang raised not one or two, but a group, not in a cage, but on the ground. Soon you will understand: why did Zhang Chang keep this rare bird in captivity...
Birds have wings, and if you put them on the ground, they will jump up trees, on rooftops, on other people's homes, and more likely to be caught and never returned. But Zhang Chang did not have the slightest concern. It's going to rain and the birds are going to fly away, so let them go...
One day, all the birds were gone. Someone told Zhang Chang: The bird you raised appeared on the roof of the Prime Minister's Mansion... Zhang Chang smiled. If you're not mistaken, someone is going to fall for it!
The person who is in the scheme, of course, is Prime Minister Huang Ba! The bird caught his attention, and Huang Ba looked at it for a long time, and exclaimed, "Isn't that a god sparrow?" Huang Ba hurriedly wrote to Liu Xun: A group of divine sparrows flew from the Prime Minister's Mansion, which is an authentic auspicious rui!
Chang'an has auspiciousness, and Liu Xun is of course happy. But before I could be happy for two days, I received a recital. The book is very long, quoting the past and discussing the present, which is of course Zhang Chang's style. After Liu Xun finished reading the book, he immediately summoned Huang Ba, and when Huang Ba saw it, he was stupid on the spot!
Zhang Chang's recital said: "The one who flew to the Prime Minister's Mansion was not a divine sparrow, but a bird raised in my mansion." Although they are all finch, the difference between one word and the error is thousands of miles" Then, Zhang Chang used the topic in the book to play and scolded Huang Ba! Zhang Chang is not a street woman, he spits dirty words when he opens his mouth, he is a cultural person, he scolds very tactfully, and he is also very happy, "Almost everyone in Chang'an knows that I am raising birds." I didn't expect the birds to accidentally fall on the Prime Minister's Mansion, but Prime Minister Huang took them as gods to ask the emperor for credit, which really shouldn't be! Here I have to declare: I don't want to carry it with Prime Minister Huang Cheng, I just want to use this matter to attract the attention of the emperor and all senior officials: The so-called political achievements are made in a down-to-earth manner, not by catching a few phoenixes and sparrows! As a prime minister, you have to know what is primary and what is secondary. Therefore, the auspicious wind cannot last, and if it goes on like this, the consequences will be very serious."
finally looked forward to a few sparrows, thinking that I could use them to brag and improve my image as a prime minister. But I didn't expect it: it was fake, and it was put on a show, what kind of world!
Huang Ba's face seemed to be burning with a fire, and he even had the heart to hit the wall!
Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty Liu Xun also thinks: Huang Ba's joke is too big! Zhang Chang said it very reasonably. If everyone in the world learns from Huang Ba, just catch a few birds and fool me, that is auspicious from the sky, then everyone is busy catching birds, so do you want to do the work? So, Liu Xun handed Zhang Chang's recital to the relevant departments of the palace and ordered them: as long as the local Taishou goes to Chang'an to be examined, first read Zhang Chang's recital to expose Huang Ba's old bottom, as a warning...
Since Huang Ba was taken into the army by Zhang Chang, his political career has been a mess and languishing! What to do? has no political achievements, no auspiciousness, and wants to live in Chang'an, it's really fucking sad!
It is said that life is like playing chess, if you are not careful, you will lose all the games, if you are not careful with two moves, you will wait for death. Sure enough, not long after, the unlucky Huang Ba made another trick, almost killing him!
Well, it's small and small, but big is big. said that he was young, but in fact, Huang Ba recommended a person: the eldest son of Shi Gong, the elder brother of Shi Liangdi, the grandmother of Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty, and Shi Gao, the Marquis of Leling. Shi Gao has been made a marquis, what else does Huang Ba want to do? Huang Ba didn't want to do anything, he just wanted to push Shi Gao higher, pull personal favors, and take care of each other in the future...
Huang Ba sent a report to Liu Xun and solemnly recommended Shi Gao to be a lieutenant. The official position of Tai Lieutenant has not appeared for a long time. The reason why this official position was canceled stemmed from one person: a foreign relative, Tian Wei! After Tian Wei's death, Liu Che knew that he had been a rebel, and he was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother. So from then on, he was abolished as a lieutenant and created a military position called Da Sima!
After Huang Ba's report was typed, Liu Xun acted quickly and immediately summoned Huang Ba into the palace. When Huang Ba ran to him happily, he saw Liu Xun with a black face, and roared angrily, "Prime Minister Huang, what do you want to do" Huang Ba was stupid all of a sudden!
Before Huang Ba came back to his senses, Liu Xun scolded again: "Do you know what your duties as a prime minister are?" It is your duty to manage education, prisons, and localities; And my duty as an emperor is to manage the prime minister, the captain, and the big Sima, why do you overstep your authority to manage my affairs."
Huang Ba heard it, the problem was not that he was re-mentioned as a lieutenant, nor that he recommended someone, but that he was not qualified to recommend it at all! He's overstepping his authority! Thinking of this, Huang Ba's face turned yellow with fright, and he quickly took off his official hat and knelt on the ground to beg for mercy...
Spare your life? Always kneel and kowtow when something goes wrong! Liu Xun was furious when he thought of Huang Ba's recent poor performance, and he really wanted to fly up and kick him out of the door. But he controlled it, didn't say a word, flicked the sleeves of his robe and left...
Now, Huang Ba even has the heart to die! One day, two days... Huang Ba spent his days waiting for news from the palace. How will Liu Xun punish him? Huang Ba has no bottom in his heart, he can only prepare for the worst. This time, don't talk about returning to Yingchuan County to hone and reform, it is possible to be notified, roll up the bed, and report directly to the prison!
A few days later, Huang Ba heard that Liu Xun's anger had subsided. Immediately after Liu Xun said, "Forget it this time, I don't want to pursue it anymore" Suddenly, Huang Ba seemed to have escaped death and ran back to the yang world from the underworld. Oh my God, it was like having a nightmare!
At this point, Huang Ba finally figured out one thing: his career and bright future have reached the top! The only thing he can fight for now is: hold on for a few more years, talk less, take care of the environment, don't catch birds, die a natural death, abdicate and make way for Xian, then it will really be Amitabha...
In March, Liu Xun Xinghedong County, the soil behind the shrine. Later, due to the surrender of the Xiongnu and the repeated appearance of auspiciousness, Liu Xun issued an edict to reduce the world's mouth and pay money, and amnesty was granted to the criminals below the death penalty. Bestow the first class of the people, women per 100 households, cattle wine, widows, lonely and the elderly and other socially disadvantaged groups. The world drank for five days. And set up the Xihe vassal state and the northern land vassal state to settle the Huns who came to surrender.
On June 16, Du Yannian, the Taishou of Xihe County, was promoted to the imperial historian.
This year, Liu Xu, the king of Guangling, asked a witch named Li Nuxu to curse Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty Liu Xun and pray that he would become the Son of Heaven, and the matter was denounced. Liu Xu poisoned Li Nuxu and more than 20 palace people in order to extinguish his mouth. The two crimes were punished together, and the ministers all wrote to the emperor to punish Liu Xu for his crimes
In the spring of the 4th year of Wufeng (BC54), Liu Xu, the only surviving son of Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty and the king of Guangling, committed suicide.
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