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If you want to make food into poems and pictures, then you can be called the god of cooking.

The satisfaction of instinctive desires is only the lowest level of enjoyment after all. At this level, it is the ultimate level, which is the realm of Mr. Cang. If you want to become Michelangelo in the restaurant world, you have to learn to pretend.

This force can't be pretended to be small, it has to be pretended.

Is Zhang Zeduan's masterpiece on the river during the Qingming Festival? No, it's "horseshoe fragrance returning from stepping on flowers".

The horseshoe fragrance that returns from stepping on flowers happens to be the most successful aesthetic business card in this political and peaceful era.

These seven words are the topics that Zhao Ji of Song Huizong came up with, and he took this topic out because he wanted to test the cultivation realm of painters.

Walking on flowers, this in itself is a good subject for painting.

Zhao Ji's realm is far more than that. Our brother Ji, that is the Daojun Emperor and the Taoist Sect Master, how can this realm be comparable to ordinary immortal cultivators?

Brother Ji is also well aware of the meaning of the artist's three-stage aesthetics.

Wang Guowei once gave such an image example, saying that the world's wonderful words contain three realms: the first layer, the west wind withered the green tree last night. Go up to the tall building alone and look at the end of the world. On the second layer, the clothes and belts gradually widened and did not regret it, and they made people haggard for Yi. On the third floor, the crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, but the person was in the dim light.

This Teacher Wang is undoubtedly a genius who pretends to be a prisoner with a very high quality.

It can be said clearly in a simple single sentence, he has to be hypocritical, and pulled out three poems to describe it.

In fact, this meaning is to put it bluntly, the first is to write the scene, the second is to write about love, and the third is to hurt it.

The three-stage stacking is the only way to pretend to be one-handed.

If this is said to be plain, there will be no more force. Therefore, Wang Guowei must not be able to say this sentence thoroughly, and he must come to three poems like him, so that he can be regarded as the culmination of pretending.

Why do you have to hurt after writing love?

To put it bluntly, this is not forced. To put it bluntly, other people's daughters-in-law are the best daughters-in-law, wives are not as good as concubines, concubines are not as good as stealing, and stealing is better than stealing.

This so-called "that person is in the dim light" is clearly the kind of distance beauty that steals people and is not as good as stealing.

This is the mystery of art, and this is the realm of excellent pretending.

Poetry and painting have different shapes and similar meanings.

Of course, our brother Ji is also a great artist who knows how to pretend to be righteous!

So this "flower walking" is only the first layer.

"Horseshoe incense" is the second layer of artistic conception improvement.

Fragrance is inherently intangible, so how do painters paint it? If it weren't for the afterlife and knowing the answer in advance, this would be a big problem.

However, our brother's realm doesn't stop there.

"Horseshoe fragrance returning from stepping on flowers", here must also show such a delayed effect of "return". With such a delay provision, the floral fragrance should be lighter and thinner.

Nima! If it's not a traverser, you can kill me, forget it, the topic is so perverted and so difficult! It's impossible for an old man to draw it at all!

However, Zhang Zeduan drew it!

This is the realm of masters!

We, Feige, are facing a pot of boiling pork knuckle at the moment, and we are thinking about this three-layer forced skill problem.

How can we run through the essence of this three-stage art of pretending in a dish?

I didn't dare to think about this question before, but now when I think about it at first glance, I suddenly feel that Lao Su is indeed very great! Lao Su's little daughter-in-law is simply the goddess of cooking.

I don't know how those two people realized it back then!

Judging from the dish of Dongpo elbow, those two bites really strictly follow the three-stage pretending routine of the great artist!

This pork rind, which is cooked until it has a slight burnt aroma, is only the first layer.

Turn it over and steam it again, so that some of the botanical spices that are not suitable for boiling can be gently emitted and penetrate deep into the flesh, which is the second layer.

The rarest thing is this third layer.

Before this Dongpo elbow is served, it is necessary to fry the ingredients in the pan, hook the juice, and finally pour it hot on the front of the elbow.

The red color, the oily appearance, and the shiny gloss all depend on the last pour.

Although the Great Song Dynasty did not have an iron pot and clear oil, the stir-frying material was not for the purpose of locking the juice, so the round bottom bowl made of this ceramic material that was popular in the Great Song Dynasty would also be used.

The most realm is that after this elbow has been boiled and steamed repeatedly, the greasy smell has long been gone.

The elbow looks red and shiny, greasy, but it doesn't taste greasy at all.

In this way, there is a huge contrast between the sense of sight and the sense of mouth, which brings a huge surprise to the people who eat meat, and the three-stage aesthetic mystery mentioned by Mr. Wang Guowei is also completely reflected in a dish.

Kuai Fei had to sincerely admire Su's bearded and small couple.

What a great artist! You can eat pork and pretend to be so forced, and it's original, so you can't accept it!

Kuai Fei now has a little understanding of the mystery of pretending to be forced in theory, but he is a simple and honest poor boy from a poor background, although he knows the principle, he cannot immediately apply it in practice.

In addition, freehand landscape painting, stepping on the flowers and returning to the horseshoe incense, looking for him thousands of times, such a high and elegant thing, we Feige, as a soil bun, have to express regret: this ...... I'm not good at it at all.

He can only do the job: he wants to steal but can't steal, such a soul realm comes up.

Now, in order to establish a solemn image of the future kitchen god in front of Wu Song, and to make the monks of Zhu Yuan have nothing to say, this dish is bound to be made extraordinarily brilliantly, how should this be done?

Just do it according to the most normal Dongpo elbow practice in later generations?

Or is it tentative to get a little bit of the latest understanding of the mystery of the kitchen god hooking the soul?

Nothing to hesitate about!

If you want to hook, then let go and check it!

Well! So...... That's how this dish should be done......

At this end, the old monk continued to think about the supreme meaning of philosophy.

Wu Song is a down-to-earth and generous hero, he is impatient to grind and chirp, and said to Liang Hongyu straightforwardly: "The little lady of the Liang family ......"

Liang Hongyu's eyebrows flew, "Don't call people little ladies!" I'm just a little girl who sold my body. ”

She has been in the Prime Minister's Mansion for some days, and she understands some of the great principles of class respect and inferiority better than Wu Erlang.

If you have a hard life and are in a cheap position, you have to admit this fate, and you must not hide a heart that wants to be a young lady in this girl's body. If you play out of the ordinary like that, you'll break it.

Liang Hongyu has never seen Dream of Red Mansions, if she does, she will have a more painful understanding. Qingwen in the dream of Red Mansions is the life of the maid and the heart of the young lady, and the result is that she died a slightly miserable death.

Of course, Liang Hongyu has not heard Xing Ye say: salted fish without ideals is not a good salted fish.

Wu Song smiled, completely ignoring these trivial details that seemed meaningless to him, "So Hongyu, what do you think of my brother's personality...... Isn't it the best? ”

Wu Dalang's performance so far is not good anywhere. The only virtue that is still loyal and kind is also corrupted in the process of rapping with the old monk.

It's just that the reputation of "brothers, friends, brothers, brothers, benevolence and righteousness", these eight words came out of Liang Hongyu's own mouth.

Wu Erlang is thinking now, maybe Wang Ba saw the mung bean in the right eye, maybe this girl is destined to have a relationship with my brother, but she just likes my brother's part?

This Wu Erlang always thought in his heart that Da Lang wanted to sell Ah Lian and find Wang Ganniang to talk about another family matter, and he wanted to tell his brother a new sister-in-law whenever he had the opportunity.

If the other party really has that meaning...... Then the new sister-in-law will naturally help her uncle in the future.

Then, by following my sister's doorway, I went to Zhao Guan's house to sue for a royal complaint, and this big matter became much easier to do.

As for whether it would be a bit inappropriate to ask a girl such a shameful thing in person so straightforwardly, Wu Erlang didn't seriously think about such a delicate question.

As for Wu Dalang's figure, appearance, and skills, whether he is completely unworthy of a beautiful Lori woman, this crucial class matching issue, Wu Erlang has seriously thought it through.

Or rather, think you've figured it out.

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