After walking for a while, I can see people who are homeless on the side of the road because of famine or banditry, which makes me feel better in modern times, looking at these people they are already numb, even Liu Bei, who puts the people of the world on his lips every day, is already silent, what else can I say, I can only follow. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

This kind of scene has also been seen in the pictures of African refugees on TV, who would have thought that these would be seen with their own eyes, and there are even more exaggerated, some people are so hungry that they actually eat the flesh of the dead, that scene is breathtaking, and I will never forget it.

In other words, I'm not afraid of disgusting, I often say some disgusting things when I eat with my friends, and they are disgusted by me every time, because I like to eat while watching movies, and my favorite thing to watch is zombie movies, so I'm almost immune to this, but seeing the scene of people eating people still makes me nauseous, I can't help but vomit, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei came over to help me up, Lao Liu said: "How about it, can you still hold on, do you need to take a break?" I wiped the corners of my mouth and said, "No, if you rest here, I guess I'll have to vomit out my soul, let's go!" ”

Lao Liu said: "At first, when I went to study with the teacher, I often saw these on the road, that is, I thought that when today's chaos, years of disasters and wars, if I can calm these, even if I make a little effort, there will be fewer such people on the side of the road" I nodded noncommittally: "You are right, but your ambition is too ambitious, and it will take a lot of time to achieve it!" The ultimate goal of world peace is not so simple! Lao Liu sighed again: "Why can't you give me a chance, just one!" I said, "Isn't it an opportunity for you to join the army, and if you can make a name for yourself, then your dream of saving the world has a good beginning!" Liu Bei looked at me with that resolute and slightly affectionate gaze and said, "Well, that's what I thought, so I advise you to join the army with us, and we brothers will break out of the world together!" I said, "Just say a few words and you'll be done, don't go on and on." You are too suitable for pyramid schemes, instilling in me every day the idea of dominating the world, I am just a hard-working long-term worker! ”

At this time, Zhang Fei shouted: "Big brother, come and see!" Looking in the direction of Zhang Fei's finger, there was a person lying on the ground, and when he got closer, it was the man in black who was chased and killed last time.

Having said that I haven't seen him for so many days, this guy is still wearing this dress, don't you smoke it? Guan Yu walked over, picked him up, turned his head to us and said, "He's been fainting for a long time!" The blood stains on my body are all dry! I said, "Help him under the tree first, and pinch the people, and see if he can do it." ”

Every time I watch TV, people are dizzy and pinch people, this time I can be regarded as a practice, I went up and pressed down the people, and the man in black did it with a snort! It hurts, it hurts, I shouted several times in a row, and then I looked at us stupidly, and after a few seconds, I softened again, what the hell? What's going on? Zhang Fei said: "This time for me, you can't do it!" I hurriedly stopped him and said, "Come on." If you want to change it, you can't squeeze out all the brains! Bring the water and give him a few sips. ”

After a while, he slowly opened his eyes, spit out the word thank you, and then gasped slightly, Lao Liu asked: "Brother Tai, what happened to you, why are you so embarrassed!" ”

The man in black gasped for a while, and said slowly: "I went to meet my fellow villagers after separating from a few heroes that day, and when we spent the night in a ruined temple, someone broke in outside and surrounded us, and my fellow villagers turned around and fled for their lives, and I couldn't resist it alone, but fortunately there was a back door in the ruined temple, and I was spared." I couldn't bear to see a lot of people on the way, so I gave them some food that I had brought with me, not wanting these victims to flock to me as soon as they saw someone giving them food, and I was seriously injured at that time, and I was picked up from behind, so I fainted on the road. “

Liu Bei hurriedly picked up the man in black and said, "Brother Tai is also a righteous person, third brother, quickly bring water and food." "Anyway, we have also given some things to the victims on the way, but not as unrestrained as this benevolent brother, and I am in awe of him! I said to Liu Bei, "It's better to take this benevolent brother with you." Liu Bei nodded and said, "I also have this intention." ”

Nothing to say all the way. At ten o'clock in the evening, I walked to a small village, the village looked very lively, as if someone was getting married, we walked to the entrance of the village and saw an old man sitting on the stone pier smoking, Lao Liu walked over, it was a salute: "May I ask the old man why is it so lively here?" “

The old man raised his eyelids and said, "Someone came this afternoon, saying that it was an official passing by here, and the village chief was not picking up the wind for this official in the evening." "Damn, corrupt officials, this kind of person is indispensable in every gap in China for more than 5,000 years, grandma's.

Guan Yu said: "Big brother, it's not too early, let's find a family to spend the night." Liu Bei nodded in agreement, so he asked the uncle where he could stay overnight, and the uncle said: "The people in the village are kind, as long as you give some money, it's okay." “

After that, we went into the village, found a house with a yard that did not look very dilapidated, and walked in, and the villagers were very talkative, saying that the house on the east side was empty, and you should live in it if you didn't dislike it, and if you were hungry, you could go to the stove to cook, or go with me to the village chief's house for dinner. As soon as we thought about it, we said in unison: "Let's go, go and eat!" “

In the past few days, I have been on the road continuously, and I eat dry pancakes with white water every day, and I have no oil and water in my stomach at all, how can this make me go crazy? When we were about to leave, the man in black said, "I'm not going, just help me in and rest." I said, "Well, I'll be back in a moment and I'll bring you something to eat!" You just have to rest! ”

So we followed this uncle and ran to eat, and I heard this gong and drum from afar, and I thought to myself, how big an official is this? The power of running is coming. Walking to the door of the village chief's house, I looked, hey, there are really a lot of people, there are dozens of large and small round tables, and there are eight or nine people on a large round table in the middle, among them is a person with a national character face and a strong body, and there is really a general temperament when he sits there, but the beige coarse cloth clothes he wears are completely out of tune, and he feels a little down-and-out aristocratic running to the slums and showing off poorly!

A group of five of us walked in, and the village chief said, "Lao Li, why did you come, come here, sit here." "Hey, this uncle is still a character in the village. The village chief said, "Who are these?" Lao Li smiled and said: "It's just a passing guest, just in time for your old banquet today, I will also bring them here!" The village chief smiled and said, "Sit and sit, you are a guest when you come!" "The four of us found a space and squeezed in.

I saw Zhang Fei throw away the paper fan, snatch the big elbow and take it over and gnaw it, and gnaw a big elbow with a stick in a flash of lightning, and the villagers next to him were collectively stunned. Then Liu Bei quietly stretched out his hands, pulled out a chicken leg and chewed it slowly, but Guan Er didn't move, because there was a pot of soup in front of him, and if he wanted to make a move, his beard would be bathed. But he was in a hurry, so he snatched the chicken leg from Liu Bei's hand with one hand and began to gnaw on it.

I am not far behind, I took chopsticks and poked a few pieces of braised pork in a row, and then ate them there one by one, who has eaten the sugar gourd made of braised pork? A table of people watched the four of us clean up a table of dishes in an instant, and when the rest of the group of people reflected, Zhang Fei had already begun to shout: "Serve, serve, eat." “

At this time, I heard the village chief stand up, coughed twice, pressed down with both hands, and asked everyone to be quiet: "Let me introduce you to this adult, this is the famous HB family, the Yuan family's eldest young master, today is the eldest prince of Yuan who came out to perform the secret and passed by here, we are favored by the Yuan family to protect the peace of the party, so today let's pay tribute to the eldest prince of Yuan!" "After listening to the village chief, I almost squirted out the braised pork, how lacking is this, saying that I am on a confidential mission in front of so many people!

Then the eldest young master of the Yuan family stood up and hugged his fists and said: "The village chief is serious, and thanks to everyone's support for the Yuan family, the Yuan family has today's status. "This is Yuan Shao and Yuan Benchu, who sat in the entire north and fought with Cao Cao's Guandu? Look at the person who doesn't talk like he is so lacking in heart! And it's a heroic feeling!

Liu Bei raised his glass excitedly when he heard this, and muttered in his mouth: "I heard that the senior officials of the Yuan family are stationed in the Yuan family, and today I saw it really extraordinary!" Zhang Fei took a sip and said, "It's just pretending, let it fight with grandpa and me, and poke him a hundred transparent holes in an instant." Liu Bei whispered: "Yide shut up, HB Yuan Shao, after the famous family, such a hero is not comparable to ordinary recklessness!" Guan Yu also said disdainfully at this time: "I think the eldest brother's words are a bit excessive!" That's just the way this man is! "Hehe, sure enough, no one can look down on these two fierce generals with eyes above the top! It turns out that these two people are so arrogant at all times. It's domineering! Especially when you see the second brother holding his beard in his left hand and a chicken leg in his right hand!

At this time, Liu Bei took a bowl of wine and walked up and said cheaply: "After Liu Bei, the word Xuande, and Liu Sheng, the king of Zhongshan Jing in the Western Han Dynasty, I passed by here today, and I was fortunate to see Brother Benchu, which is really a blessing in three lives!" "The three of us speak in unison, here we go again!

Yuan Shao turned his head and was slightly surprised, then laughed and picked up the bowl and said, "It turned out to be Brother Xuande, look up for a long time, sit down, sit quickly!" And then the two of them started to brag about it!

I was too lazy to listen to their bragging, so I said to them, "I'll bring some food back to the master first, and you can stay with him here." The two of them nodded painfully, and I wrapped something casually and walked back!

After pushing the door in, I saw the black-clothed brother looking at the roof with his back facing the sky, and I said, "Get up and eat something, by the way, I asked Uncle Li for a set of clothes, you can change it too, you are all rancid!" The black-clothed brother smiled awkwardly, and did not shy away from me, changed his clothes in front of me and began to eat, I asked, "What were you thinking there just now?" “

The black-clothed brother sighed and said, "Now that the war has been in chaos for many years, the people are not able to make a living, and it is a luxury to be able to eat a full meal!" "I thought to myself: You all graduated from the same school? It's all the same thing. Then he seemed to see that I was looking at him strangely, and he smiled and said, "Don't talk about it!" I haven't asked for my surname yet, and I will thank him when he has the opportunity to do so! ”

I smiled and said, "Ah, it's serious, as the saying goes, saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, and it's not that I can save you, it's the three of them who ran away, I almost didn't do anything!" By the way, my name is Tong Qiang! The one with the long arm is called Liu Bei, the red-faced and long-bearded one is called Guan Yu, and the black-faced one is called Zhang Fei, the three of them are going to Danyang to join the army, and I am looking for my way home. ”

The black man smiled: "It turns out that I am going to join the army, if I have no official duties, I can introduce them for them." Then he frowned and said, "Why are you looking for your way home?" I said, "I'm lost!" By the way, you're from the military? He also did not shy away from saying: "Well, yes, but I can only say so much, I can't say more about it below!"

I waved my hand and said, "I understand, the special forces are so mysterious!" The black man asked suspiciously: "Special forces?" What troops, whose troops?" I laughed and said, "I said don't be nervous, I'm just talking nonsense." Special forces are the kind that ordinary troops can't do! Heiyi didn't ask much, and said with a smile: "Brother Tong Qiangxian knows a lot." I asked him curiously, "Why do you wear black clothes but don't cover your face?" The black cloth said, "Isn't it also a bandit to be masked?" "I'm speechless~

We chatted for about two hours, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu came back with the drunken Liu Bei, looking at the declining faces of the two of them, they also knew how much there was no lower limit for those two goods to chat! They helped Liu Bei to the bed, and Liu Bei was still chattering there: "I really didn't come in vain today, hahahaha, I didn't come in vain!" The black-clothed brother asked, "What kind of happy event has you encountered, so excited!" I said, "Leave him alone, I have someone with whom I can brag!" Then Zhang Fei grabbed me and asked me what bragging! I said, "It's just that you two just met the two of them in that serious nonsense!" The man in black who listened was confused! The man in black said, "It's not early, we have to hurry tomorrow, let's rest early." And they all said nothing, and they all went to their own places to rest.

I really haven't slept much these days, ancient people! Sleep at sunset, wake up at sunrise, and there is no entertainment at night. Damn, how can I compare people who usually sleep at three or four o'clock in the morning, so now I have become a vigil for them, Liu Bei grinds his teeth, Zhang Fei snores, Guan Yu is better, that is, whoever is next to him will be kicked out from time to time! I turned it over and couldn't sleep, I really wanted to smoke a cigarette!

I suddenly remembered the cigarette pouch that the uncle smoked at the door when I entered the village today, and I thought to myself, so I couldn't sleep even more, so I simply got out of bed and pushed the door out, and when I went out, I saw that there was still light in Uncle Li's house, so I knocked on the door and went in.

Uncle Li looked at me and smiled and said, "Young man, I can't sleep." I said, "Yes, I'm not sleepy at all in that room with all kinds of snoring and tricks!" When I entered the village today, I saw an old man smoking a pipe there, and I thought that my addiction to smoking had also come up. ”

Uncle Li laughed and said: "I am very addicted to smoking, I also have a cigarette pouch here, you can take it to smoke, it just so happens that I quit smoking~" I was happy when I heard it, and then asked: "Uncle Li, why do you want to quit smoking?" Uncle Li's old face flushed: "It's not because of my mother-in-law, didn't you find that I was the only one in the house?" "I said to myself, 'I thought I was an old bachelor.'

Uncle Li saw where I was pondering, so he smiled and said, "How many of you think I'm an old bachelor?" "Holy, mind reading? , did I just say that I leaked my mouth?!

Uncle Li continued: "It's because I have to smoke a few puffs every day, and my mother-in-law and baby old man are avoiding me, and a few days ago I quarreled with me for half a night because of smoking, and I went back to my parents' house with my children!" I immediately laughed: "Haha, understand, understand." Uncle Li handed me the cigarette pouch, I picked up the big cigarette pouch and weighed it in my hand, it was quite heavy.

Uncle Li said, "Come, I'll give you something." "I put the cigarette pouch in front, Uncle Li took the firewood and pressed it on the cigarette pouch pot, I took a puff, this sip was a little sufficient, and almost choked me! Coughing, my snot and tears are all coming out! Uncle Li said: "You are also a regular smoker, how can you have such a strong reaction, could it be that you smoke tobacco every time?" “

I said, "Ahem, nonsense, it must be tobacco, is it cow dung!" I coughed there for a long time, and asked Uncle Li, "What kind of smoke is this?" Why are you so choked. Uncle Li smiled and said, "It's cow dung and leaves that are dried and ground into it!" "I was stunned, I guessed right! What cow dung!

Uncle Li said: "This year, there is a shortage of soldiers, and I can't eat food, so there is still tobacco to sell, so it's good to relieve some of the boredom!" I finally understood why Uncle Li's daughter-in-law ran away, and said: "I said that your daughter-in-law is making trouble with you endlessly, and the sleeping daughter-in-law must know that he smokes cow dung every day, and he has already been pumped to death, and it is really very face-saving for her to go back to her parents' house!" ”

Uncle Li smiled and said, "I haven't seen my mother-in-law and son for a few days, and I miss them a lot, boy, this cigarette pouch will be given to you, and I will give you some good things to take, you are lucky today, haha." I'm not going to smoke it anyway! ”

So I saw Uncle Li walk around to a corner under the bed, pick up a stone under the bed, and take out a small bag from it! As soon as I looked, I went, could it be that Uncle Li is a master in the world, and this is to teach me Jiuyang Divine Skills? I'm so lucky, you know I'm the one who didn't even get a drink and got another bottle!

Uncle Li gently opened the small bag and said: "This is the last tobacco I treasure, I have never been willing to smoke, this is the best tobacco, it was touched by the two dogs in the village from a team of passing merchants before, I took several big white steamed buns in exchange!" ”

I was suddenly lost, it's not a miracle, uncle, the obscenity function has started by itself again! However, seeing Uncle Li take out these tobaccos so carefully, I am still very grateful. I took out a small pinch and put it in the pipe, lit it, and took a puff, this tobacco is really much better than cow dung, I looked at Uncle Li and sniffed greedily, I smiled and handed over the cigarette pouch and said, "Take a sip." Uncle Li smiled and waved his hand and said, "Don't smoke, the old man has to count!" I nodded and said with a smile: "Then I won't smoke anymore, so you don't have to look at me all the time!" Uncle Li laughed and said, "Okay, then you can keep it on the road tomorrow." ”

Looking at the slightly kind uncle in front of me, I suddenly felt something, shuttling in the cold reinforced concrete street buildings every day, how naïve it is to wander between money and power, tired to death every day, and in the end I don't know what I want! In this small village, it is enough to watch Uncle Li smoke a cigarette and look at his children and wife! There is no more extravagant idea at all! It doesn't matter if I haven't seen the market, or if I don't have an enterprising heart, if I can do the same, I'd rather be a frog sitting in a well and watching the sky!

Uncle Li saw that I was stunned, patted me and said, "Go back to sleep early, you have to go to work tomorrow." "I thanked Uncle Li and went back. Before leaving, I waved my cigarette pouch and said, "This is the best gift I've ever received!" Uncle Li smiled and waved his hand at me.