The Third Edict: An Ultimatum to London
It is my honor to represent the great leader, the merciful monarch, the all-knowing and all-powerful human teacher, the end of history, the highest peak of earthly thought, the helmsman of the new era, the creator of wisdom, the incarnation of God, the father of every citizen of the new world, and the object of everyone's dedication to His Majesty Yuri Davinov to the people of the world:
As you have seen, the people of the West Coast of the United States have responded positively to His Majesty Yuri's call to "go to the Troop Recycle Depot and contribute to a unified new world of mankind", and our great world empire has received more funds to wage greater wars. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info long after our prescient Majesty Yuri quietly retreated from Los Angeles, the stupid and murderous Allies barely broke through our deliberately retreating defenses and got an empty Los Angeles. And at this moment the stupid plutocratic mouthpieces of the Allies can only lie in vain to their inhabitants that they have won another "great, remarkable, extraordinary, history-logged" victory, and ask their mouthpiece, Hollywood, to make a ridiculous documentary to celebrate this "victory" that does not exist.
What is even more ridiculous is that the leaders of the coalition forces are so excited that they are like chicken blood, shouting the victory of "liberating Siberia" there, but ignoring the basic fact that the purple imperial flag is still flying on the Ural Mountains and the mind control center of Omsk is intact, and on the contrary, under the guidance of our incomparable wisdom His Majesty Yuri, the imperial security forces have found a number of nuclear bombs of the Soviets in Novosibirsk, and soon our world empire will have its own nuclear bomb launch base! Here, on behalf of Your Majesty, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to all of the former American plutocracy, the Jusoft Group, who were inspired by Your Majesty to join the great plan of the Empire to unify the human world. After realizing the incomparable contribution of His Majesty's great cause to mankind, they entered His Majesty's ranks without hesitation, and devoted all their funds to supporting the construction of His Majesty's army, so they received His Majesty's highest eternal reward.
Now those little reptiles who are about to perish, the stupid leaders of the countries who are stubbornly resisting, are still dreaming of the autumn that they can prevent His Majesty Yuri from conquering the world, but the reality of the peoples of the world who are loyal to His Majesty and the continuous progress of the world empire has shattered their sad dreams. In desperation, they had no choice but to gather together in the city of London, where they boasted of their victory over His Majesty Yuri, plotting how to prolong their lives without being judged by His Majesty, completely unaware that they had fallen into the seamless net of His Majesty, who was omniscient and omnipotent. His Majesty's hundreds of thousands of troops and the Allied forces that spontaneously pledged their allegiance to His Majesty were enough to wipe out these stupid leaders in an instant, but His Majesty Yuri was still mercifully willing to give them a little time and a chance to surrender. The patience of the World Empire for the enemy is very limited, and if you poor creatures trapped in London do not have a clear answer within 3 days, Your Majesty's Weather Control Center in the city of London will not hesitate to activate, and no megalomaniac with a mantis arm will be spared!
Your sincere friend, His Excellency Muammar Gaddafi, the faithful servant of His Majesty the Great Yuri, the bravest soldier of the world empire, the former President of Libya and the current commander of the army; His Excellency Brandt, former German Chancellor and now Reich Chancellor
December 25, 1986 (World Year 8).