Chapter 105: Toothbrushes
His eyes fell on the thing that Tian Wei was holding in his hand, and Lotte narrowed his eyes and took two steps forward, looking at it carefully.
The distance was closer, and when Lotte saw the things in Tian Wei's hand, his expression became incredible, and he was stunned and said, "This ...... This...... Can this also be used as evidence? ”
Ignoring Lotte's question, Tian Wei chuckled proudly, looked at Huang Bing beside him, and asked, "Huang Tongju, you are also a well-informed person, and you can know the affairs in the hands of this official?" ”
Huang Bing's expression was also full of curiosity, he looked up and down at the object in Tian Wei's hand, and shook his head: "Forgive this official for his shallow knowledge, he has never seen this thing, let alone seen a description of this thing in books!" ”
Seeing Huang Bing talking like this, the expression on Tian Wei's face became more and more proud: "It's normal that Lord Huang hasn't seen this thing, don't say that you Huang Tong judge, you are the first-class officials in the court and the princes of Gungon, I'm afraid I haven't seen the things in Tian's hands!" ”
Knowing that this Tian Wei has a lot of origins, although the position is on par with himself, but the backstage of others is hard, especially the four characters with imperial equipment, it is clear that he is the person around the official family, if he hugs this thigh, as long as he has good luck in the future, Feihuang Tengda will be just around the corner. Thinking of this, the expression on Huang Bing's face became more and more respectful, and he said flatteringly: "What is this, please sue the official!" ”
Tian Wei said proudly: "This thing is stained with medicinal powder, which can be used to clean teeth!" ”
"This thing can clean your teeth?" Huang Bing's heart is also more and more incomprehensible, I don't know what the relationship between this thing's teeth cleaning and Lotte's meticulous work is. However, his face was full of a humble smile, and he said flatteringly: "With the clues, you can see the horses and feet exposed by the northern country. ”
Hearing Tian Wei speak like this, Lotte was surprised that Tian Wei actually knew that the things in his hand were used to brush his teeth, and then he finally couldn't help laughing wildly, and only after the laughter fell, he said: "With a toothbrush, Le was framed as a spy of the Liao Kingdom, wouldn't it make people laugh off their big teeth!" ”
It turned out that the so-called evidence in Tian Wei's hand was a toothbrush, and it was the one used by Lotte in the inn.
Tian Wei snorted coldly, stared at Lotte coldly, and shouted: "Holding the things that the Fanbang people use to clean their teeth, you also say that you are not fine!" ”
"It's really ridiculous to recognize Le as a fine work with a toothbrush, are the officials of the Great Song Dynasty as stupid as you?" Lotte also snorted coldly, staring at Tian Wei coldly.
"It seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin!" Tian Wei snorted coldly, looked at the toothbrush in his hand and said, "If others see you use this thing to clean your teeth, it's fine, but you can't hide Tian's eyes!" ”
What kind of logic is this? Lotte also doesn't quite understand. I suddenly remembered that in my previous life, I read the historical records that some officials killed good people in order to gain fame, but this Tian Wei I met today is this kind of person.
While speaking, Tian Wei stood up and paced a few steps to Lotte's side, and the lines on his face became a little distorted: "In order to listen to the intelligence of the Liao State, Tian Mou once hibernated in the mansion of the king of the Southern Courtyard of the Liao State for three years, what kind of life is the life of the Liao people!" Speaking of this, Tian Wei raised the toothbrush in his hand: "Tian has seen with his own eyes that the nobles of that state are all cleaning their teeth with this thing, and my Great Song Dynasty, from the royal nobles to the common people of Limin, all use willow branches to clean their teeth." ”
Listening to Tian Wei speak like this, Lotte was also shocked in his heart, seeing that Tian Wei's demeanor and tone when he spoke was not a joke, and his identity and origin were quite mysterious, not to mention that he was arrested to take the risk of receiving rewards, could it be that there was really a toothbrush in this era of the Song Dynasty?
Seeing Lotte's astonishment and silence, Tian Wei couldn't help but feel proud in his heart, and suddenly raised his tone and shouted: "If you are not a fine work of Fanbang, where did you come from such a tooth-cleaning thing that only Fanbang nobles have?" ”
Huang Tongju, who was on the side, smiled and hurriedly said, "What does Lord Tian mean is that this person's status in the northern country is quite high, and it is very likely that he is a nobleman of the Liao country?" ”
"Not bad!" Tian Wei nodded.
After listening to a series of strange reasoning, Lotte couldn't cry or laugh. I found a craftsman to make a few toothbrushes in order to brush my teeth, and how did it get to Tian Wei's mouth and become a special tooth cleaning thing for the nobles of the Liao Kingdom, which is also too strange. Since I think I have crossed over, I have made a rare object that I think will only exist in the future, and the plagiarism has actually collided with the creation of the ancients?
In fact, later generations really excavated bone toothbrushes in the tombs of the Liao Kingdom, which can only be blamed on Lotte's bad luck and encountered something that was similar and purely coincidental.
Seeing that Lotte was silent for a while, Tian Wei smiled proudly: "Tian Mou, ask you, what else do you have to say!" ”
"Le really has nothing to say!" Lotte was anxious, angry and ridiculous, sighed and said: "It's just that Le doesn't understand, a toothbrush is only made of half-worn cow bones and a few tufts of horsehair, as long as you use some brains, you can figure it out, how can it become a thing of Fanbang!" ”
Huang Bing snorted lightly, and cheered for Tian Wei on the side: "I have a lot of things in China, from Pangu Kaitian to the rule of the three emperors and five emperors, and then to my Great Song Dynasty Taizu Taizong Emperor An Bang Dingguo, for more than 3,000 years, I have never seen anyone use this thing to clean their teeth, only the uncivilized people in Fanbang use this thing to clean their teeth, but why do I have the only one in the Great Song Dynasty You will use this thing!" ”
Speaking of this, Huang Bing looked directly at Lotte and suddenly aggravated his tone: "Say, who are you?" What is the purpose of coming to Caizhou? ”
"Mediocrity!" Looking at Huang Bing's appearance like a fox and a fake tiger, Lotte spit out the word lightly in his mouth and retorted: "There are many coincidences in this world, could it be that if someone in my Great Song Dynasty unintentionally uses or remembers things related to Fanbang, they have become fine works in your eyes?" ”
"Lord Tian, don't listen to this quibble!" Huang Bing had seen how powerful Lotte was messing around, and said to Tian Wei busily.
"It's a hard mouth!" Looking at Lotte, Tian Wei sneered: "Tian has also heard of the methods of interrogating prisoners in the Daliao General Affairs Bureau, and today Tian will come to repay the other with the way of the other, and use the means of your Northern Dynasty to deal with the fine work to torture you?" ”
"My lord, this son has always liked to play with the wind and moon, and he is greedy for good flowers, if he refuses to speak, it is better to castrate him and let him do that Dunlun thing first!" Huang Tong said on the side.
Lotte was shocked into a cold sweat, Huang Bing, the bastard, could even think of such a vicious method.
Hearing this, Tian Wei hurriedly waved his hand to veto: "This method is too vicious, I will send a detailed work with the northern country, and after being caught, it will be a severe torture at most, if you really can't ask the result, then cut off your head, but you have never carried out such a punishment, and the consequences of this case are unimaginable!" ”
The Great Liao and the Great Song Dynasty are nominally brotherly states, but they all know each other's things about sending each other's fine works, and even some of the fine works have been discovered by the other party, but the other party does not move and does not arrest them, or adopts the method of raising fish to use this fine work as bait to catch bigger big fish, or uses these people as hostages and as bargaining chips with the other party, which is a common means used by the upper-level intelligence people of the Great Song Dynasty and the Great Liao.
Sneaking into the Liao country for several years, how can Tian Wei not know the inside story, as long as he does something to this lotte here, the Liao side will definitely return the color, and in a few days, I don't know how many latent brothers on the north side will suffer because of this, Tian Wei can't afford to provoke it.
"Lord Huang!" Tian Wei called.
"The lower official is here!" Huang Tong hurriedly responded.
Tian Wei smiled: "There is a punishment called embroidered shoes, have you ever heard of it?" ”
"The lower official is only assisting a state Zhengyin, although he has heard of the criminal name matters, but the state government has its own official agent for the criminal name, and the lower official does not dare to overstep the bounds, and he doesn't know anything about torture matters!" Huang Tong judged a person-like character, how could he not know that Tian Wei had an intention to ask like this, and was busy holding it on the side. Then he was puzzled: "Dare to ask my lord, what is this embroidered spirit?" ”
"Embroidered shoes...... Tian Wei laughed, his eyes turned to Lotte and gradually became cold, and said: "Embroidered shoes will be a piece of iron plate burned red, making people step on them barefoot, that kind of taste will be extremely soul-destroying for human criminals!" ”
"Good means, adults!" Huang Tongju smiled, looking at Lotte with smug eyes.
"What's the big deal with embroidered shoes?" Lotte snorted coldly in his mouth, and said proudly: "When Le was doing errands, I had heard the name of Pear Blossom Rain, and I don't know how many times better than embroidered shoes!" ”
His own brother was rectified by Lotte, and even with himself became a joke in Caizhou officialdom, this Huang Bing hated Lotte to the bone, and shouted: "Then use Pear Blossom Rain!" ”
"You dare!" Lotte took a step forward and looked directly at Huang Bing and Tian Wei: "Le is not only a county official, but also a county student, he can be regarded as a scholar, and he is also quite famous in my Great Song Dynasty. ”
"Do you think that having the identity of a scholar can hide the fact that you are a fine worker?" Huang Tong ridiculed each other.
said that he was going to punish Lotte, but Tian Wei was just scaring and scaring Lotte. The imperial court has a system, and secret personnel like Tian Wei do not have the power to torture prisoners, even if they catch prisoners, they are also interrogated and convicted by the government yamen.
Tian Wei had already reported the capture of Lotte to his boss, and he was just waiting for his boss to reply to deal with it. It's just that Tian Wei didn't expect that he had just sent someone to take Lotte, who was suspected of fine work, and Huang Bing, who was sentenced by Caizhou, came to rob the merit, and he had to intervene.
At present, he has not received the order of his boss, Tian Wei naturally did not dare to make his own decisions, looked at the sky outside, and said: "It's getting late today, and the suspect will be escorted to prison, and he will be interrogated and dealt with tomorrow!" ”
The whole hall responded in unison, and the four soldiers who escorted Lotte walked towards the government prison again.
In the hall of the general judgment, Tian Wei looked at Huang Tongju, and ordered: "Order the state guards to strengthen their vigilance, and the prison should send more manpower, and then transfer some soldiers from the Huaikang army to prevent anyone from robbing the prison!" ”
"Yes!" Huang Tongju also responded, and then said with some embarrassment: "Governor Ye is not here, this villain can't be the master of this troop transfer!" ”
The general judgment does not have the power to transfer troops, how Huang Ping did the master.
The transfer of soldiers is very important, and Tian Wei does not have the right to transfer troops, so he has to say: "Inform the government that all the errands are on duty at night!" ”
I thought I was going to be punished a lot, but I was safe and sound, and Lotte didn't know whether to be happy or depressed.
With a toothbrush, this Tian Wei concluded that he was a spy of the Liao State, which sounds ridiculous, but it seems to be somewhat reasonable when you think about it. Lotte didn't even know what to say, or his luck was so bad that he had nothing to invent a toothbrush, and he actually got into such a flying disaster.
It's not that he doesn't know the darkness in the yamen, Lotte began to worry about himself, if this Tian Wei did that thing for his own wealth, his little life would really be lost.
This book originated from reading a book