Chapter 6 The Price of Killing Monsters by Leapfrogging
On the way to the cafeteria, Lin Ming almost suspected that he was a fake Jiang Feng beside him, and he played twenty or thirty times along the way, like a person who hadn't slept all day, but he obviously slept until noon!
And Jiang Feng also somewhat understood the correlation between the spirit body and time mentioned by the system at this time, although he had ostensibly passed three hours in the outside world, but in fact he had experienced twelve hours of activity, so it was strange that he was not sleepy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
What's even more strange is that Jiang Feng actually faintly felt some pain in his body. Jiang Feng had indeed suffered a lot of injuries in the previous battle, and he would feel pain, but it was not so strong. Besides, now that he has returned to his body, and his body is not injured, why does it hurt?
"System, what the hell is going on?" Jiang Feng asked silently.
From the moment Jiang Feng put on the "eye patch", the "eye patch" automatically bound Jiang Feng's body. Although the "eye patch" was placed in the dormitory, its core components had actually been implanted in Jiang Feng's body, right at Jiang Feng's temples. Because it was nano-level technology, Jiang Feng didn't even feel anything.
"Players don't panic, it's just a normal physiological phenomenon. Because the memories of the previous virtual experience are already stored in your brain, because the memories are compressed, your brain is now digesting them. It's like a compressed file accepted on the computer, which needs to be decompressed and sorted out. Injured memories stimulate the body's nerves to produce a stress response, which is why it hurts. However, the pain is only temporary and will disappear soon. ”
As it sees, this phenomenon is a good interpretation of two proverbs: one is to forget the pain after the scar is healed, and the other is to be afraid of the well rope after being bitten by a snake for ten years.
"It didn't hurt that much, I thought it would hurt when I was beaten at first." Jiang Feng was a little surprised, you must know that when he fought with Zhang Liao and Xu Huang before, he had been shot several times. With the current physique of a scholar, if he is beaten by those dozens of pounds of iron rods, it is estimated that tears of pain can fall.
"Because it simulates Zhao Yun's physique, the system has changed the transmission ratio of pain, so the pain will be reduced." The system continues to explain this issue.
"Crazy, Kobayashi, this way." Tan Yue's voice sounded, and the four of them met in front of the school's cafeteria. I didn't see Sun Wenbin, and it was Zhao Yuze, a student in their dormitory, who came with Tan Yue.
"What about Sun Wenbin and Wang Qiang?" Jiang Feng asked.
"Wen Bin went home, it seems that a relative has come to the house. Hadron was called away by a senior, as if it was about some design competition. Tan Yue said.
"Did Old Demon Chen name him today?" Jiang Feng asked again, in fact, he didn't ask too much, if he really named him, they would definitely notify him as soon as possible.
"Ordered, I can answer for you, should you invite me to dinner?" Zhao Yuze said to Jiang Feng.
"Thanks, my card can be swiped casually." Jiang Feng threw his student card to Zhao Yuze.
"Hey, don't you see, the girl in class today is really beautiful, it's like a lotus flower in midsummer, a hibiscus out of the water, and a beautiful narcissus." Tan Yue had an intoxicated expression on his face as he spoke.
"Shout, Lao Tan actually used three kinds of flowers to describe a person, it looks really beautiful, how is it compared to our school flower Xue Meng? Why haven't I heard of it before?,Could it be a new freshman girl.。 Lin Ming said.
Everyone in their dormitory knows that Tan Yue has always liked to use flowers as a metaphor for beauties, and the number of metaphors determines the quality of beauties. can make Tan Yue say three kinds of flowers at once, and before that, there are only a few school flowers recognized by their school.
"What, the freshman girls have gone to military training, and now I can't see them at all." Jiang Feng immediately retorted.
"Yes, yes." Lin Ming nodded.
"It's not from our school, it's next door." Zhao Yuze revealed the answer. The next door in Zhao Yuze's mouth is actually the Z big next to C University, a liberal arts institution of higher learning, and the quality of the girl has always been praised. The two schools are only separated by one street, so there is a lot of contact, and it is natural for them to offer elective courses to each other.
"Oh, what's the name of the big girl?" Jiang Feng was also very interested, C University has always been a wolf with more meat and less meat, but fortunately, there is a Z big next door that balances it a little. However, an otaku like Xiang Jiangfeng has never had a chance to see that this girl actually came to their class. It can be described as a pie in the sky, which aroused Jiang Feng's interest.
"Hehe, the name is also a good name, it's Bai Lingyu. As the name suggests, it's been a long time since I've seen such an innocent girl. Tan Yue said with a grin, Jiang Feng even saw saliva flowing from the corner of Tan Yue's mouth.
"Crazy people interested? I'm sure this girl is still single, if you're interested, buddy, I'll cut my love and let you. Tan Yue continued.
Jiang Feng hesitated for a moment and said, "Let's talk about it when we have a chance." ”
"Well, that's not interesting, madman. I can't bear to cut my love, and you won't accept this? You won't have the same **, right? Tan Yue said, immediately jumped away and made a disgusting movement.
", you're gay." Jiang Feng kicked Tan Yue, "This thing is about fate, and you can't force it if you don't feel it." ”
"What kind of fate and feeling, that is all cultivated, where do you not get in touch with the feeling? I see you, you have a phobia of women, and you can't talk when you see girls. Tan Yue said.
"Just kidding, what's so strange about talking to girls? I just don't want to say it, and if I want to say it, I can talk to any girl. Jiang Feng couldn't stand this agitation and retorted.
"Hey, look, Xue Meng." Lin Ming pointed ahead, and Xue Meng, the school flower who was queuing up to buy food, said.
At eleven o'clock in the morning, it was almost time to eat, and the people in the cafeteria said that there was not much or too little. And wherever the school flower goes, it has naturally become the focus of everyone's attention, to say that Xue Meng is also a C-big man, not only beautiful but also versatile. She can be seen in school activities, it is said that she is still a coser, and from time to time she will go outside to participate in some video game activities, coser has been a well-known comic character, and is worshiped as a goddess by countless otaku.
"That's right, you just said it, and you can talk to anyone. There's a ready-made goal, it's up to you. Tan Yue pointed at Xue Meng.
"Look at me for what?" Jiang Feng was stunned.
"Let's talk, don't you say you don't have a phobia? You go and say a few words to Xue Meng now, and I will admit that you don't have a phobia of women. If you don't dare, then I think you have a phobia. Tan Yue looked like he had the courage to prove it to me.
"What are you kidding? I don't know her, and I can't beat anyone with eight poles, what can I say? Jiang Feng didn't want to accept the offer, but he didn't want to lose face, so he made excuses.
"It's because I don't know each other that I have to talk, who is born to know whom? Could it be that the wife you will marry in the future is something you were born with? Tan Yue said.
Jiang Feng had to admit that he was really not good at such things, he was a very wooden person for girls. Since he was a child, he didn't have any friends of the opposite sex, not that he didn't like girls, but he didn't know how to contact them, and often just passively waited.
Today, he was commanded by Tan Yue, and he was indeed a little faceless. However, with Jiang Feng's temperament, in the past, it was a big deal to ignore Tan Yue, anyway, the two of them were used to bickering.
But today is a little different, after a big battle as Zhao Yun in the Three Kingdoms, Jiang Feng always has nowhere to vent his pride in his chest. I've seen it all over the army, and there's nothing to be afraid of in the face of a little girl.
"Okay, I'll go now, and you'll see." Jiang Feng responded briskly.
Zhao Yuze and Lin Ming were both stunned, but they didn't expect Jiang Feng to change his temper today. Tan Yue was even more happy, he really didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement.
Watching Jiang Feng walk towards Xue Meng step by step, Zhao Yuze said: "Old Tan, the madman is not like you, is it appropriate for you to let him do this?" ”
Lin Ming also nodded and said, "In terms of contact experience with the opposite sex, you are at the level of a hero, and a madman is a recruit at best." When encountering a goddess like Xue Meng, it is estimated that he will be turned into scum in seconds. ”
"No, no, no." Tan Yue shook his finger and said, "It's because his level is too low, so he has to be fearless, you think, if the madman can't even hold Xue Meng, who else can't be done by him?" ”
"It makes sense, this is called doubling the experience of killing monsters at the next level, but I don't know how long a madman can last." Lin Ming said thoughtfully.
"I'm optimistic about him, a madman is a crazy person, and when he makes up his mind to do things, he can often have unexpected results." Zhao Yuze smiled.
"Let's wait and see." Tan Yue also said with a smile.
The three of them happily watched Jiang Feng come to Xue Meng's side, just as Xue Meng was looking for a seat after finishing the meal. Then, the three of them saw a scene they never dreamed of, an extremely embarrassing scene.
Jiang Feng vomited!
And spit directly onto Xue Meng's dinner plate. Xue Meng was startled by this sudden attack, threw the dinner plate on the ground, and exclaimed, "Ah, what are you doing? ”
Jiang Feng covered his mouth, waved his hand at Xue Meng, apologized, and then ran to the bathroom like a fly.
The sound of the dinner plate falling to the ground attracted the attention of others, and for a while Xue Meng became the focus of everyone. Xue Meng's face turned red suddenly, she had been in the spotlight since she was a child, and she had always been under everyone's gaze, but it was the first time she had encountered such an embarrassing thing, she was really ashamed and angry, and she wanted to put the dinner plate on Jiang Feng's face, but the culprit had already slipped into the bathroom.
Xue Meng was helpless, stomped his foot angrily, turned around and left the restaurant.
Tan Yue and the three of them looked at each other, and Lin Ming said, "This should be a side effect of skipping the level to kill monsters." ”
"Was it really unexpected?" Tan Yue looked at Zhao Yuze and said meaningfully.
Zhao Yuze also looked confused, and said to Tan Yue: "Could it be that you said that a madman really has a phobia of women?" ”
Jiang Feng was depressed, what kind of phobia of women, Lao Tzu was not because he saw Xue Meng vomiting, but because he saw the dishes on Xue Meng's plate. In fact, there is nothing special about this dish, just a sweet and sour short rib and a three-fresh tofu.
Under normal circumstances, Jiang Feng's only thought when he saw these two dishes was to drool. But today, these two dishes have aroused Jiang Feng's memories on the battlefield, and these two dishes seem to Jiang Feng to be like bright red blood and white flowers' brains. The memory of the first murder suddenly emerged, the bloody breath was still there, and the severed arm and body were vividly visible, making Jiang Feng's internal organs spasm.
Jiang Feng wanted to force down the urge to vomit, but this feeling was too strong, and it was not controlled by Jiang Feng at all, and forcibly holding it back would only backfire, so he suddenly vomited in front of Xue Meng. The heavens can see that he is also wronged!