Chapter 175: Selling Yourself by Grass Labels

Ping An listened to Li Zhi's question and wrote busy! "The grass people have not invited any more teachers at home since they were frail and sick, so they can only write limerick poems, but they don't have too much research on poetry and songs."

This is said with both modesty and no arrogance, not only saying that he can write poetry, but also saying that he has not studied deeply, if Li Zhi takes the test on the spot, maybe he can be blinded, if he can't be blinded, he is not ashamed, he has not studied deeply!

limerick poems, but what you don't see is what everyone can write, just like the three and a half sentences of later generations, writing it is not called ability, it is called ability when it can make people laugh!

Who knows, Li Zhi was stunned. Said: "Is the limerick poem a poem that is read when oiling?" But you read it to the orphan! ”

Oil poems are a new type of poetry produced in the Tang Dynasty, but they have not yet been produced at this time, and they are not poems read during oil play. Wang Ping'an made a mistake in the year and said it in advance!

It's really a test for me! Wang Ping'an had no choice but to follow Li Zhi's words. He said: "When I was a child, the grass people didn't have a very good education, and they didn't know how to write poems. It's hard to get into the hall of elegance! ”

Li Zhi sighed, and said in surprise: "You created your own poem, then it should be called a peace poem, how auspicious is this name, why bother to call it a limerick!" ,

He turned and looked around the temple. I saw a painting hanging on the wall not far away, the mountains and rivers were far away, the water was frozen, and there was a small boat on the shore. The roof of the boat was covered with snow, and there stood a fisherman beside the boat, who seemed to be worried about not being able to beat the scum, holding a big stick in his hand, as if to open the ice to fish, and the slag man was followed by two old dogs, both of whom were so hungry that they were skinny, and staggered to follow their master.

This is a freehand painting, warning the ruler, this time the people have no food and clothing, need to play your care, Chongxian Pavilion in this kind of moral painting is a lot.

Pointing to the painting, Li Zhi said: "Just use this painting as the theme, you can make a poem and listen to it."

Wang Ping'an complained in his heart, I knew this was the case, and I said that I couldn't write poetry. I can only prescribe medicine, it seems that I was not modest enough just now, and I was proposed to write poetry!

He hummed and bit his lip. Said: "This catty, well, Jiangshang is general, the well is a black hole cage, the yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen." It is too difficult to compose a poem, and he can only come up with this.

Li Zhi was stunned for a moment, and looked at the eunuch next to him, the eunuch was also stunned, it was the first time they had heard such a poem, which had never been heard of before!

was stunned for a moment, Li Zhi laughed, laughed so much that he leaned back and forth, rattling, without the physique of His Royal Highness the Prince, the eunuch also looked at Wang Ping'an, and wanted to hold back, but he couldn't hold back his laughter, hehe said a few times, but coughed again!

Li Zhi smiled: "I can't think of it." Today, Lone actually heard two good poems, and this poem of yours without illness is enough to open a mountain and establish a school, and its name will be remembered for future generations! ”

The eunuch smiled: "The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen!" It also rhymes, it's just too straightforward! ”

Li Zhi laughed for a while. pulled Wang Ping'an to sit down, and was about to let him do it again, but a little eunuch came to report outside the door, saying that the emperor wanted to see Li Zhi.

Hearing his father's summons, Li Zhi's smile suddenly fell, he was a little scared, and asked the eunuch: "Patriotic, you said that your father summoned orphans at this time." What will happen? ”

The eunuch said: "If you go back to Your Highness, it is nearly noon at this time, and it is estimated that the emperor is going to have dinner, so I will invite Your Highness to accompany you, and ask about your homework by the way!" ”

Li Zhi's face showed sadness, and said: "If you take the exam to endorse, it's okay, but every time my father always takes the exam for the current affairs of Lonely, he has to approve some chapters alone, but this thing is really not done, is it possible that he will suffer again this time?"

He is not afraid of losing face. In a hurry, he told the truth in front of Wang Ping'an!

This kind of royal thing, Wang Ping'an can't talk much, whether he is right or wrong, it is very annoying, he is a flat-headed commoner, and he has no official status, so he began to talk about the government. The housekeeper wants the idle affairs of the father and son, isn't it looking for a draw!

Wang Ping'an lowered his head and sat on the dragon pier without squeaking.

But the eunuch said, "Your Highness." Don't wait for the emperor to ask, you take the initiative." Glancing at Wang Ping'an next to him, he smiled and said: "The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen!" ”

Li Zhi was immediately happy, clapped his hands and said: "Yes, the good poem made by Wang Aiqing is just read to his father, and the new poem, my father will be happy to hear it, and I will be able to avoid one today."

Wang Ping'an was embarrassed to hear this, this prince was really afraid that the emperor would be so afraid that he would say such things in front of himself, an outsider. It's no wonder that he will be at the mercy of Wu Zetian in the future. This temperament is too childish. That's right, too. Holding back in the palace, there are either eunuchs or women around you, and you can't be a child if you don't want to!

"It's a coincidence today, and I'm leaving. Wang Aiqing, you should also go back, and come to the palace to see Gu more in the future, and relieve Gu from boredom." Li Zhi said that he would not have thought of anything. That "a thousand miles of Jiangling in one day" will be written by Wang Ping'an, and he must know that people who can write such quatrains will also write "The white dog is swollen." "Then he doesn't have to practice the mane of the wild horse, and his jaw will fall off!

Wang Ping'an hurriedly got up and said, "Yes." The grass people have retired! "Backwards. Out of the Xianchong Hall. The eunuch was polite. I actually sent it out in person.

Out of the main hall, the eunuch said: "No disease, it seems that His Highness likes you very much, he hasn't laughed so happily for a long time." You will have to come to the palace often in the future, so that His Highness can see you often, which will be very beneficial to your future future."

He paused, and then said, "It's just that if Your Highness doesn't summon you, you won't be able to enter the palace." Alas, Your Highness is busy, and there are some things that you often can't remember, so you always have to remind our family." When he said this, he didn't look at Wang Ping'an, a bit like talking to himself.

Wang Ping'an understood that this was asking for benefits, and the prince needed to be reminded in order to "remember" someone, so who would remind the prince?

Seeing that no one was paying attention to the left and right, Wang Ping'an took out a small bag from his arms, stuffed it into the eunuch, and said, "I haven't dared to ask the adult what to call him?" ”

The eunuch casually put the pouch in his sleeve and said with a smile: "Our family history is patriotic."

No disease, you have a long future in the future, but you have to take care of our family! "Such a young man who can be a man. Of course, the future will be thousands of miles long.

Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "Master Shi said that he laughed, you took care of it." Arched his hand and walked out of the Chongxian Pavilion.

Shi Aiguo waited for him to leave, opened the pouch and took a look, only to take a breath, and saw that the pouch contained more than a dozen pearls, all the size of a little thumb. He snorted. smiled: "Di Yu'er, our family didn't say good things for him just now!" ”

Wang Ping'an walked out of the Chongxian Pavilion. Seeing Mi Xiaomiao waiting outside the door, he said, "Master Mi, you are waiting for me." It's a hot day".

Mi Xiaomiao waved her hand and asked, "What did Your Highness say to you?" ”

Wang Ping'an Road; He didn't say anything about what happened in the temple, but after a few words, he asked, "Master Mi." The father-in-law Shi in front of His Royal Highness the Prince, you are familiar with it, I think he seems to be in front of the prince, and he is very talkative! ”

Mi Xiaomiao's eyes immediately widened, and said, "Of course, he is my goduncle and my godfather."

While the two were talking, they arrived at the gate of the palace, and Wang Ping'an said: "Master Mi actually has this good family, I don't know which Lord Ling Zun is?" ”

Mi Xiaomiao said proudly: "If you want to talk about my godfather, it's amazing, he is the chief manager in the palace, and Shi Zhongchen, the chief servant of the province!" He stretched out three fingers and said, "The emperor's reward is the third rank, the third grade!" ”

Wang Ping'an was taken aback, can a eunuch be such a big official at this time? He always thought that the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty were the most powerful, but in fact, the really powerful eunuchs in history were in the Tang Dynasty, and the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty had to rely on the emperor's favor to be powerful and prosperous, but the eunuchs of the Tang Dynasty were not like this. They simply deposed the emperor! It's just that there is no word eunuch at this time, and they are collectively called eunuchs!

Mi Xiaomiao looked around. said in a low voice: "Outside is Wujigong who has the final say." But inside, it's my godfather and loyal ministers who have the final say.

Even if the concubines want to see the emperor, they have to nod from my godfather! ”

Wang Ping'an sighed, thinking: "So if Wu Zetian wants to sleep with Li Shimin at this time, he has to go through Shi Zhongchen's level first!" He whispered: "Master Mi, let me ask you personally, is there a talented person surnamed Wu in the palace?" ”

Mi Xiaomiao sighed, shook his head and said: "What kind of little talented person with the surname five and six surnames, where do I know where to go, you don't inquire about the affairs of the inner court!" ”

Wang Ping'an smiled and said, "It's Ping'an who is reckless, don't blame Master Mi!" As they spoke, they had already walked out of the palace gate, Wang Ping'an and Mi Xiaomiao said goodbye, got in the car and left.

Returning to the Inspiration Temple, and Hamiti and others told about it, everyone heard that the prince did not reward any benefits, they were quite disappointed, and comforted Wang Ping'an, anyway, the days will be long in the future, and everything is not in a hurry.

Hamiti Ayiddin, as well as Zhao Bi and Lu Xiuzhi, they all have properties in Beijing. They all left the Inspiration Temple, and Qiu Tingxuan refused to live here, so he went to find a place to live. As a result, only Wang Ping'an and his entourage were left in the temple, plus a Qiu Renjie!

Qiu Renjie looked at Wang Ping'an's eyes wrong, he had already heard Hamiti and their propaganda, saying how great Wang Ping'an was, his medical skills were superb, and he predicted that he would be the leader of next year. After hearing these words, it was impossible for him not to blame his eyes!

Qiu Renjie pulled Wang Ping'an. Said: "Big brother, you are not only so famous in the local area, but also have the quota of apprentices, and you were summoned by the prince, others have entered the office, and the road is tortuous, but your road, others have already paved it for you, why do you still want to take the medical exam, even if you are as talented as me, you are not willing to take the miscellaneous exam, and take the Ming Sutra, with the talent of the eldest brother, if you don't take the Jinshi exam, wouldn't it be a waste of a great opportunity."

Wang Ping'an frowned, thinking: "Why does everyone suggest that I should be admitted to the Jinshi, could it be that I have really wronged myself by taking the medical examination?" A manly man should give it a go, fight for a good position, and get ahead? ”

Qiu Renjie persuaded: "Big brother." The thug Bu Di also has a quota for apprentices, and he should have gone to Shangshu Province to report today, but he has been waiting for you to come back. Otherwise, let's go together another day, and you can think about it again, what should you take the test, do you think it's okay? ”

Wang Ping'an sighed and said, "You really should think about it." Don't hide it from my brother, I don't like to change my mind temporarily when doing things for my brother. If you make up your mind, you won't change it under normal circumstances. I really have to think carefully about whether to go to the bachelor's department or the medical department! ”

He walked around the courtyard, and the little girl Ding Danruo ran over and said, "Young master, let's not stay in the temple, it's too boring, it's hard to come to Chang'an, let's go to Furong Garden!" ”

Wang Ping'an thought for a while, nodded and said, "It's okay, I'm feeling upset, so let's go out for a walk, everyone goes." Take a stroll around the Chang'an Night Market and taste the flavorful snacks! ”

Hearing him say this, everyone was overjoyed, Ouyang Li and others were even more happy, the hibiscus garden is on the bank of Qujiang Pond, it has always been a place where girls in Beijing often go, and summer is coming, the girls are wearing less, the old men of the blood square net love this kind of weather the most, everyone squeeze, rub it, isn't it beautiful!

When I went out to play, I naturally couldn't take the monk, and I said hello to Huizheng, and everyone didn't ride horses and cars, so they walked out of the Inspiration Temple and walked to the southeast corner of Chang'an.

The Hibiscus Garden is not far from the Inspiration Temple, and you can reach it by walking straight through three lanes, and everyone talks and laughs, and after a short time, they have walked through two squares. Just as he was about to continue walking, Ouyang Li said: "Master, let's bypass the workshop in front, although we take a few more steps, it won't make you more upset." ”

Wang Ping'an frowned and said, "How do you say this?" ”

Ouyang Li pointed to the front and said, "If you go further, it will be the human market!" The Hibiscus Garden is a paradise on earth, but the human market is a hell on earth. Heaven and hell are just a square away! ”

Wang Ping'an sighed, stopped, looked at the crowd, and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

No one else has an idea. Listening to him, Qiu Renjie said, "Big brother." Those of our generation who study should put the sorrow of the people first. If you come to the market, how can you close your eyes and not advance? Does it mean that if we pretend not to see, there will be no such thing as selling children and daughters? ”

Wang Ping'an sighed and thought to himself: "Brother, you always give me problems!" I had to nod and say, "Okay, then I'll go and see." Danruo, Lianwu, can you have money with you? ”

Ding Danruo glared at Qiu Renjie. Everyone comes out to have fun, not to make trouble, why do you want to go to the market. She shook her head and said, "I didn't bring any money!" ”

Ke Lianwu said: "The slave has brought it!" She and Ding Danruo are fighting in secret, and they are always twisting their words and doing things.

"Let's go, let's go!" Wang Ping'an couldn't, so he had to take everyone to the human market.

After walking a short distance, I saw a large field, in which there were thousands of destitute people, sitting or standing, all with miserable faces and straw sticks on their heads, all of whom were sold as if they were goods. And during this period, there are many rich slaves, shouting and drinking inside, choosing slaves for their masters!

There is no city in Xuzhou, and he has not been in Luoyang for a long time, this is the first time Wang Ping'an has seen what is called a human market, it is clearly a slave market, hell on earth!

Sighing again, Wang Ping'an said: "I seem to sigh a lot today. ”

Qiu Renjie said: "The eldest brother sighed, which shows that there are people in his heart and pity the suffering. If you only see prosperity, but you don't see misery, then why should you read the books of sages and sages and take the imperial examination? ”

Wang Ping'an turned his head to look at him and said, "Brother, you will be great in the future, if you want to say that I can be the prime minister, that's hey, but if you want to say that you can do it, I believe it!" ”

As he was talking, he suddenly heard a child crying loudly not far away. While shouting, I can't understand what he is calling!

There were a lot of laughter from the slaves next to him, and some mocked: "The barbarians here, all of them say that their surname is Ashina, that's all." There is even a person called the father, could it be that the surname is the father's name? ”

Some even laughed and said: "It's easy to sell if you say that your surname is Ashina, it's hard to say that your surname is Tuoba, this surname is not popular now!" ”