Chapter 120: Keeping a low profile is my calling card

Tang Pudding was very satisfied with Chen Cheng's understanding.

Compared to many people who like to leave no traces, Tang Pudding is just the opposite.

He prefers simple, brutal, and completely devoid sycophants.

If you see through all the falsehoods, you will find that plain and plain is true, and simplicity is the most beautiful.

For example, Pudding is the most handsome, Pudding is the most talented, Pudding is the most temperamental, and Pudding is the coolest......

It's true even if it's a love story, like if there's only one man in the world who makes my heart move, it's definitely you, Pudding!

Concise and to the point, straight to the core, regardless of men and women, young and old, regardless of cultural level, you can understand it at a glance.

This is the essence! This is the king.

The Chinese language is broad and profound, and the sycophants that go around a few bends, and the sycophants that have to be carefully recalled, in Tang Puding's opinion, are not called sycophants......

It's as simple as satisfying spiritual pleasure.

For Don Pudding, even if anyone despises him worthlessly in his heart, or even curses him with the most vicious words in the world, the moment he sees him, he has to compliment him in simple and crude language, which is happiness.

No matter what, you won't get tired of happiness.

The feeling of happiness lasted until he opened the door of the house.

"Dad, Mom, I'm back!"

Calmly said hello twice, and then Tang Pudding sat down on the sofa honestly.

The clash of eyes is always the fiercest.

Whoever can't hold on first will be questioned first.

Of course, decades of life experience cannot be compared with hundreds of thousands of years of life experience.

What's more, no one in this world knows the pair of men and women in front of him better than Tang Pudding.

How many people can understand the pain of hearing the same intimate words thousands of times?

"Ahem, pudding, when did you learn programming? On the way back, your mother checked the Internet, and the Internet said that it is difficult to develop a system!" Tang Dazhuang couldn't help it at first, and asked.

"You might as well change the question!" Tang Pudding replied calmly.

"Huh?"

"For example, Dad, you can ask me, what am I not going to do?"

Tang Dazhuang was silent for a long time......

"And what do you have that you can't?"

"Not really!" replied Don Pudding, very sincerely.

The couple exchanged a look.

Tang Dazhuang asked with his eyes: "Is this kid stupid for me?"

Yan Meiru replied with her eyes: "That's right, you are stupid!"

"Hehe, you won't have it, can you give me a grandson?" Yan Meiru sneered.

"Yes, without changing gender, with IVF and artificial uterus, artificial umbilical cord, I can not only help you have a grandson or granddaughter, but also help you give birth to a pair of twins or dragon and phoenix fetuses. ”

"And men have an advantage over women in getting pregnant, and men tend to be comfortable with taking in more nutrients during pregnancy to promote embryonic development and with less risk. The only regret is that it can only be delivered by caesarean section, not naturally. ”

It seemed that Yan Meiru had expected this to ask, and Tang Pudding replied calmly.

"In fact, if this technology is really popularized, there are many adventurous men who will try to conceive on their own. After all, it's an amazing experience for men. ”

The husband and wife exchanged a look again.

Yan Meiru asked with her eyes: "There is still this kind of operation?"

Tang Dazhuang replied with his eyes: "How do I know?"

......

The couple fell silent.

After a while, it was still Yan Meiru who spoke: "Pudding, you suddenly opened your mind, which made the two of us very scared! What happened? Can you tell us?"

"Mom, Dad, do you really want to know?"

"Why don't you ......?"

"No, we don't want to know! You just tell us you're okay, right?"

Tang Dazhuang suddenly interrupted Yan Meiru's words very directly, and said a word.

"Of course I'm fine, I couldn't be better. ”

Don Pudding smiled as he was in control.

"Haha, our son is a genius!" Tang Dazhuang said with a smile.

"Heh, our son is a genius, do you use it? The meat that fell out of my belly, of course, my IQ is with me! Can it be a genius?"

Yan Meiru glanced at her husband with a sneer, then looked at Tang Pudding and asked, "Pudding, has the money arrived?"

"To the part. Don Pudding said honestly.

"Go back and transfer 20 million to my card, and don't secretly give your dad private money! Hmph, I don't care how good you are, you are my son after all, let me find out that you dare to secretly give your dad money, see if I don't beat you!"

Yan Meiru said domineeringly.

"20 million is less, 100 million! Your son makes money very quickly, so he doesn't need to help me save my province at all!"

Tang Pudding said in a grand manner.

"Yes, yes, I'm going to buy a villa this afternoon!"

Tang Dazhuang said happily.

"Huh...... Are you sure you'll be there in the afternoon?"

Yan Meiru glanced at Tang Dazhuang gently.

Immediately made the man wake up from his ecstasy, and said very simply: "Actually, it's not in a hurry...... Well, pudding, you should go to school in the future, don't always think about making money, study first...... Hey, but you can do everything anyway, it's okay to learn or not, just hurry up and bring your father and mother back with a grandson. ”

Tang Pudding shrugged his shoulders, ignored Tang Dazhuang's words to protect himself, and said, "Mom, I think what Dad said makes sense. It's really hard for you to live here, I have a friend who lives in the Zanglong community in Dream Lake Park, I feel that the environment is not bad, let's buy a set back, right? After all, the community looks very safe, anyway, it's not expensive. ”

"Okay then...... Tang Dazhuang, I see that you don't have to go to work anymore, just clean up at home every day!"

Yan Meiru glanced at her husband and said.

Tang Pudding blinked, his father's flattering smiling face made him feel a little uncomfortable......

Well, he has to be so fast that he cuts the mess, he's not chubby, and he doesn't like to watch the old couple show affection......

"By the way, Mom and Dad, in fact, I was joking about the content of our chat at the beginning, can you understand?"

"Well, I know you're kidding. Yan Meiru glared at her son: "You are famous now, you have to be low-key and careful when you go back to school, you know?

"Don't worry, Mom, you don't know my temperament? Low-key that's my business card!"

Tang Pudding said solemnly.

Then the mobile phone rang, Tang Pudding looked at the phone, Luo Daxiong's number, then pointed to the mobile phone, and then walked into his room.

"Hey, Mr. Tang, just because you asked me to wear a LO skirt for live broadcast, my mother is pregnant......! What the hell am I ...... What the hell should I do now?"

With a hint of trill, Tang Pudding, who has always been overpowered by Mount Tai and does not change color, was shocked......

What has he done in his life? It has produced such a magical chain reaction?!

"That...... Nobita, how old are you?"

“25!”

"And your mom this year?"

"47! My dad is five years older than my mom and is 52 this year!"

"Okay, tell me what's going on?" Don Pudding was very unusually interested.