Chapter 17 Donkey's Lips and Horses' Mouths

"On the order of the master of the family, the slave maid came to warm Mr. Lu's bed and bed."

"Holy!!"

Even if Lu Ren was careful about his words and deeds after the crossing, he couldn't help but burst out such a foul sentence at this moment. Speaking of which, Lu Ren has also seen a lot of formal and informal historical materials, and naturally knows that in ancient times, some large families would arrange maids and the like to sleep with guests when they entertained guests, but this kind of thing is mostly seen in some ethnic minorities in the north, and it seems that it is not common here in the Central Plains of China, and I never imagined that this kind of thing would be encountered by myself.

"It seems that women in ancient times were like those poor families, who had no status and status, and really could not be regarded as 'people', but only tools, utensils and resources......"

Lu Ren stayed on the spot, but the maid was startled by Lu Ren's sentence "I rely on", and subconsciously took a step back and looked at Lu Ren cautiously, seeing that Lu Ren was there and didn't speak, the maid hesitated for a moment and then said in a careful whisper: "Mr. Lu, it's not too early, and let the slave maid go to bed for Mr. Lu's clothes." ”

Lu Ren came back to his senses, and an evil fire suddenly rose in his heart and a certain part of his body...... Can it not be on fire? Since the "Slab Brick Incident" to before the crossing, as long as Lu Ren does not stay in the base on the back of the moon, he basically lives a life of "arching cabbage every night", but suddenly he crossed over, and Lu Ren never arched cabbage again.

As a young and strong guy, it is quite uncomfortable to not arch a cabbage for more than a month. Originally, if he hadn't lived the life of "arching cabbage every night", it would be nothing if he hadn't arched cabbage for more than a month, but the problem was that he was a little addicted after living that kind of life. It's like smoking and drinking, people who don't smoke and don't drink don't react to tobacco and alcohol, but it's a different story for people who are addicted to tobacco and alcohol.

However, when the fire is on fire, Lu Ren's mind is still relatively clear. Although I really wanted to pull this maid into the house and arch it over, I vaguely felt that there was something wrong with doing so. And during this hesitation, Lu Ren naturally looked at the face of this maid, wanting to see what this maid looked like. But at this glance, half of the evil fire on Lu Ren's body was suddenly gone.

It's not that the appearance of this maid is very sorry for the audience, if you really want to judge the aesthetics of the people in the Han Dynasty, the appearance of this maid is also of medium level, but for Lu Ren, a guy who has traveled from modern times, it can be directly classified into the "dinosaur" series. If it weren't for the fact that this maid was very young, a little tender and tender Lori, and her figure was reasonable, the evil fire on Lu Ren's body would not only be halfway down.

Arch cabbage is such a thing, I'm afraid that for any man, he will generally hope that the arched cabbage is as smart as possible. There is no doubt that arching cabbage is a pleasure, but if it is a cabbage that is not very good, I am afraid that it will not be interesting. And Lu Ren was the master of a lot of good cabbages before he crossed over, and now when he sees such a cabbage, his heart is also full of contradictions. is still the same sentence, if it weren't really a little uncomfortable, Lu Ren would definitely let this maid get out of here.

"To arch, or not to arch, this is a question worth pondering...... Well!? ”

Just when Lu Ren was hesitating, one thing made the evil fire on his body completely disappear without a trace, and there was no need to choose the question of whether to arch or not to arch this cabbage, because there was a slight tremor from the fingertips of the index fingers of his hands.

"Thisβ€”This is ......"

It was no longer the fingertips of his fingers that were trembling, but Lu Ren's whole body trembling. The trembling of his fingertips, Lu Ren didn't know how many times he had looked forward to it in the past month or so, and he was even dreaming about it. Now that this tremor finally appeared, Lu Ren almost yelled on the spot, "Shirley, take me back", how can he care about the arch cabbage? Just let this not-so-good cabbage go cool, after Lao Tzu goes back, there will be a cabbage arch that is many times better than this cabbage!

Finally, Lu Ren was still a little sober, and after forcibly calming himself down, Lu Ren hurriedly waved his hand to the maid and said, "No, no, I don't need you to sleep, you can go back." ”

The maid had already entered the door when Lu Ren was hesitant, and suddenly saw Lu Ren trembling all over, and she didn't know what was going on. Hearing Lu Ren's words again, the maid was a little dazed, and subconsciously glanced at her surroundings, before asking Lu Ren cautiously, "Is it that the slave maid is not in line with Mr. Lu's wishes?" The slave went back and changed to accompany Mr. Lu to serve ......"

The word "bed" has not yet been spoken, but Lu Ren is in a hurry. What could be more important at this time than to communicate with Shirley right away? And as soon as his heart was in a hurry, his demeanor was inevitably a little out of control, and he raised his hand violently and pointed out the door, and his tone brought out a bit of anger: "Get out!" Get me out right away! Also, I don't need anyone to sleep on me! Get me out! ”

The maid was startled and retreated to the door in a panic, but she still stood at the door and said carefully to Lu Ren: "Mr. Lu, please calm your anger!" It's just that the head of the family has an order, if he doesn't treat Mr. Lu well, the slaves and maids will be punished by the head of the house. ”

"Are you finished?" Lu Ren was really anxious at this moment, and his voice turned into a roar: "You're not leaving, are you?" I'm leaving! ”

After yelling at this, Lu Ren pushed away the maid in front of the door, ignoring even the shoes that were just dragging on his feet, and ran out of the small courtyard with big strides, and ran straight to the gate of Mifu according to his memories when he came...... He was now looking for a place where no one was and quickly communicating with Shirley.

At this time, it was already midnight (around ten o'clock in the evening), and the top and bottom of Mi Mansion were already very quiet, and the disturbance between Lu Ren and the maid was a bit big, which immediately alarmed many people. The Mi family is a big family, naturally there are a lot of nurses, hearing the movement, many people rushed over to Lu Ren, and when they saw Lu Ren running wildly in disheveled clothes, of course they wanted to stop Lu Ren first.

At this moment, Lu Ren was already a little anxious, and when he saw that someone wanted to stop him, he couldn't take care of it too much, so he clicked his eyebrows to activate the physical strength enhancer, opened a threefold state, and then yelled while knocking away the person who was blocking him: "Get out of the way!" Don't get in my way! I'm in a hurry to get out! ”

How strong is triple status? It's hard to say this sincerely, but it is certain that these Mifu family members will definitely not be able to stop Lu Ren like this, but after hearing a few muffled sounds, Lu Ren crashed into the seven or eight people like a tiger tank, and crashed out of a road, and the next moment he grabbed the door and disappeared into the night in an instant.

The family looked at each other, and they didn't know whether to chase them out of the door. It is said that he must be chased, but after all, someone knows that Lu Ren is a VIP specially invited by Mi Zhu, and now the VIP says that he is in a hurry to leave, so it seems a bit unlike to chase him out. Besides, although Lu Ren knocked into a lot of people, he didn't hurt anyone after all, so it seems that there is really something urgent. But if you run out suddenly in the middle of the night, what if you do something bad?

Finally, a family leader was more bright-minded, and slapped his thigh and said, "Don't be scared, the three of you go out quickly, just remember to follow closely; You, and you, go and report this to the head of the house! ”

The two sides acted separately, and it didn't take long for Mi Zhu and Mi Jia's little sister to rush over. After listening to the report of the nurse home, the Mi Zhu brothers and sisters were all on the spot, and they didn't know why Lu Ren suddenly left like this. And the people who followed Lu Ren hadn't come back yet, so the Mi Zhu brothers and sisters could only go to the small courtyard where Lu Ren lived first.

As soon as they entered the courtyard, the Mi brothers and sisters saw that the maid was hiding timidly in the corner, looking a little disgraced, and immediately called over to ask what had just happened. This maid is also honest, and she carefully told everything just now.

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention. Before Mi Zhu could react to anything, the little sister of the Mi family frowned, thought for a while, and then asked the maid: "You mean, after you said that you came to serve the bed, Mr. Lu immediately went away in anger?" ”

"Yes, yes."

"Have you ever been disrespectful to Mr. Lu!?"

"No, no! The slave and maid never dared to speak disrespectfully to the master and guest of the house. ”

The little sister of the Mi family suddenly raised her voice by a few decibels: "Then you will tell me again what happened just now!" ”

The maid was so frightened that she immediately fell to the ground, and after carefully recalling the scene just now, she repeated the details of what had just happened again. From Lu Ren's hesitation at the beginning, to the sudden trembling of his whole body, to Lu Ren's sudden turn of face and anger, almost rudely/violently pushing the maid away and then rushing out of the hospital, he said it in detail, without any omission.

The little sister of the Mi family has been paying careful attention to the demeanor of the maid, and after the maid finished speaking, the little sister of the Mi family nodded and sighed to Mi Zhu: "Big brother, she is not lying. Now it seems that he is only afraid that Mr. Lu will be angered, so he will leave angrily. ”

Mi Zhu was furious and scolded the maid: "Cheap maid! Mr. Lu was a guest I had invited with great difficulty, but you provoked me to leave in anger......"

The little sister of the Mi family stretched out her hand to stop Mi Zhu and said: "The eldest brother is angry, according to the little sister's opinion, she is not to blame for this matter." ”

Mi Zhu said angrily: "Why don't you blame her? Since Mr. Lu didn't like her, she should have stepped back as soon as possible and replaced him with a maid with a better appearance than her to serve Mr. Lu, but she deliberately pestered Mr. Lu in order to ask for favor, which angered Mr. Lu! ”

The little sister of the Mi family patted her forehead helplessly, and said a little weakly: "Big brother-!" When will you change the minds of your wealthy squires? It is not unreasonable for those celebrities to look down on us squires and rich families. Big brother, some of your practices are really too ...... in their eyes" The next words of the Mi family were a little embarrassed to speak.

Mi Zhu looked at his little sister, frowned and said, "Little sister, why did you say this?" Is there anything wrong with treating Mr. Lu like this as a brother? ”