Chapter 118: Curves don't work
On both sides of the national horse mansion, the manager Zhen Xianqin stumbled all the way to the depths of the mansion. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Although he fell off his clothes, he couldn't hide the excitement on his face, and when he saw the horse Xian Yuhu, his voice was much more excited than that of Jeanri: "Master Horse, happy event, great joy!" ”
Fresh in the Year of the Tiger about 30, the face of the Chinese character, the eyes are like copper bells, and the beard on the face is like a steel needle hedgehog.
looked at Zhen Xianqin, who had lost his manners, and said unhappily: "Why is it so flustered, where does the joy come from?" ”
"Master Horse, a team has just come to the State Guest House in the capital, the villain has already found out, it is said to be from the Tang Dynasty of the Celestial Dynasty, as for the country of the Tang Dynasty, no one knows, but this team carries a lot of goods, and there is a woman who looks like a fairy, and the villain's soul was almost sucked away!"
Xian Yuhu snorted coldly: "Are you suffering from madness?" The idea of the foreign envoy also dares to fight, is it true that I am the king here? ”
Zhen Xianqin sneered: "Master Ma, there is a reason for the happy event that the villain said, Tianxiong Guan's daughter is in the ranks of foreign envoys, isn't this an excellent reason?" Not only can you sit on the Tianxiongguan coach to rebel against the crime, but also have an excuse to take down this team of envoys, not only the wealth is gratifying, but the fairy body is guaranteed to make the horse master love it! ”
When Xian Yuhu heard the three words Tianxiongguan, he immediately stood up, stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhen Xianqin's clothes: "What are you going to say?" Is that slut really in the ranks of the Gentile envoys? ”
After receiving Zhen Xianqin's affirmative reply, Xian Yuhu pushed Zhen Xianqin to the ground, his face was red and white, his eyes were rolling in his sockets, and he finally kicked Zhen Xianqin: "Prepare the horse, I will enter the palace to see the king." ”
Xian Yuhu and the owner of the guest house, Bo, entered the palace at about the same time, and snatched the envoy documents from the hands of the master Bo.
I didn't look at the tearing and shattering like snowflakes, and then I ordered someone to take care of the master.
In the main hall of the royal palace, there was a constant singing and singing, and the king was enjoying the performance of the song and dance queen, clapping his hands and harmony from time to time.
Seeing Xian Yuhu entering the palace, he beckoned: "Aiqing came just in time, come and see the dance choreographed by the widow." ”
The courtiers who accompanied the king stood up one after another to salute Xian Yuhu, and their humble posture was as humble as the lord Bo saw Tang Ao and others.
Xian Yuhu was disgusted in his heart, but when he came to the king's approach, his humble posture was even more exaggerated, and he almost crawled to the feet of the king.
Kissing the king's boots and saying flattering words, the king's flattering eyebrows and smiles.
Xian Yuhu patiently accompanied the king to watch the bullshit dance, and after the song and dance girl dispersed, he first praised it, and then mentioned the matter of the foreign envoys.
"King, the former Tianxiongguan Commander intended to rebel, and some people questioned that there was no conclusive evidence, such as today's Xiongguan Commander's remnant daughter is hiding in the ranks of foreign envoys, and it is clear which is right and which is wrong, and the Weichen Request will immediately send the Yulin Army to take down the remnants of the imperial court rebellion, and may also dig out people with bad intentions."
The king nodded first, then shook his head and said: "Aiqing, this matter involves foreign envoys who must not use swords and soldiers, my two-faced country is a state of etiquette, don't you hear the first salute and then the soldiers!" When the widow had sent a decree to them, would it not be better to question them face to face? ”
Xian Yuhu wanted to refute the king, but he didn't act too abnormal.
His eyes rolled to his heart, and he lowered his voice and said: "King, there is a beautiful woman among the foreign envoys, although I don't know why I came, but if I take her as a concubine, the king will have endless blessings!" ”
"Is that true?" When the king heard the word beauty, he immediately sat down.
However, he did not fulfill Xian Yuhu's wishes, and still asked the chamberlain to go to the guest house to summon foreign envoys.
Tang Ao and the others walked into the Jinluan Treasure Hall under the leadership of the palace attendants, and Lin Zhiyang couldn't help but compare this place with the palace of the women's country.
"Brother Tang, these two countries seem to be much richer than women's countries, you see that this pillar is actually gilded, and the gold bricks laid on the ground are also full of red gold!"
Tang Ao was about to nod in agreement, but the touch of his feet made him laugh, and he said with a smile: "The flowers made on the surface of the article are full of flowers, and it is difficult to hide the corruption and decay inside, which is a gold brick underneath, just a layer of brass skin." ”
Lin Zhiyang didn't believe it, so he grabbed a handful of gold bricks while people were unprepared, and there was only a layer of golden skin, which was full of cast iron, and he couldn't help but be stunned on the spot.
He was still thinking about prying away a few gold bricks, but he didn't expect that his feet were full of scrap iron, and his idea of making a windfall fell through.
Tang Ao and others commented on the ridiculousness of both sides of state affairs.
Hua Diewu found that the girl was frightened, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, with us in charge of you, the great grievances will also help you Zhaoxue, and the traitor villain will get karma." ”
After a short time, he came to the golden main hall, Tang Ao raised his eyes to look at the king of the two-faced country sitting on the dragon chair, compared with Liu Yi of the country of gentlemen, Juhuang of the country of giants, and Yin Ruohua of the country of women.
This king is more majestic, if it weren't for a glimpse of the details of the two-faced country, Tang Ao would also praise this person for looking quite like a benevolent monarch.
Tang Ao bowed: "Tang Ao is an envoy of the Tang Heavenly Dynasty, Tang Ao, a waiter of the Yellow Gate, has seen the king of the two-faced country, and on behalf of my emperor, I wish His Majesty the king a long life, a long life, and good health." ”
Before the king could speak, Xian Yuhu burst into a shout: "Bold fanatics, why don't you worship the king of my family three times and bow nine times?" With such a nobody, how can he be the minister of the envoy? Someone! Let the foreign envoys have a long insight, and know the rules. ”
Yue Xiaoqun also used his color, and the power of magic was implied in his words: "If you disturb the envoys of the Heavenly Empire again, you should be beheaded according to the law, the whole world is not the king's land, the laws of the Tang Dynasty are all over the world, and the small country of Yuer is also under the jurisdiction, and you will not retreat?" ”
Yue Xiaoqun's loud voice was like scorching thunder on the ground, and the trembling corner of the temple eaves buzzed.
Xian Yuhu's eyes suddenly felt dizzy, and his heart was terrified, secretly wondering why the envoy of the Tang Heavenly Dynasty had such majesty? It made him faintly feel a familiar sense of fear.
Tang Ao pretended to scold Yue Xiaoqun, and arched his hand at the king and said: "The king is not strange, the deputy envoy is indeed not very familiar with the rules, fortunately, the official is able to suppress it, otherwise the blood flow on the golden palace is not beautiful." ”
After the implicit threatening words, Tang Ao took out a random gift list and presented it to the king with both hands.
The king took it and saw that the gift list was full of rare treasures, gold and silver were only at the bottom, and others such as seven-foot red coral, mutton fat and jade Ruyi, and so on.
After seeing it, I felt more and more that Tang Ao and the others were extremely pleasing to the eye, if it wasn't for the scruples of losing the monarchy, but it was to snatch the Golden Palace and Tang Ao to take the arm Yanhuan as a confidant!
Next is the official article, during the banquet, Tang Ao represents the Tang Dynasty to the two-faced country, hoping that the two-faced country can become a vassal state of the Tang Dynasty.
The king looked at the left and right and said other things, pretending to be confused, and would rather be the head of the chicken than the tail of the ox, but it was universal.
The Tang Dynasty and the Liangmian Kingdom belong to different worlds, and Tang Ao's mention of the suzerain's vassal is just a lie.
When the king politely refused, the conversation suddenly changed, looked at the horse Xian Yuhu and said: "Although the Tang Dynasty is far away from the two countries, but the name of the horse Xian Yuhu has also heard of it. ”
Xian Yuhu was preoccupied, and he was noncommittal to Tang Ao's flattering words, and his eyes glanced at Hua Diewu and the girl from time to time.
Especially when looking at the girl, she is like sitting on pins and needles, and she forcibly presses it down several times when she wants to make a difficulty.
When the king heard Tang Ao praise Xian Yuhu, he was honored: "Do the angels also know the great name of the horse?" Since he became an official in the court, he has repeatedly opened up nearly a thousand miles of territory for our country, and it is not surprising that his reputation has spread abroad. ”
Xian Yuhu calmed his mind, and picked up the wine glass without smiling: "Angels praise falsely, Xian Yuhu is ashamed and dare not be, do it first as respect." ”
Tang Ao didn't raise his glass, and looked at Xian Yuhu with clear eyes: "The horse master is from Tianxiong Pass?" There are also two sides to this official, and there are two countries next to him, so maybe he still has an old relationship with the horse master! ”
Xian Yuhu sighed, and his eyes fell on the girl: "Did the angel say this?" If I'm not mistaken, she is very similar to the rebellious remnants of the Two-Faced Kingdom, and if it is really the Tianxiong Guanren clan, then she must not be wrong. ”
"Be bold and rebellious, and don't kneel down and kowtow and confess your sins?" Xian Yuhu suddenly roared, and the frightened girl almost lost her soul.
Even with the flower butterfly dancing beside her to appease, the girl still knelt on the ground, begging for mercy again and again.
"The master of the horse spares his life, the king spares his life, the slave and maid are confused for a while, and it is not a pity to die as a rebellious remnant......"
The girl kowtowed as she spoke, her face was bleeding for a long time, and her body was like a sifting chaff.
Tang Ao and the others were stunned, although they knew that people in the two-faced country had two sides, one in front of them and one behind them.
But the girl's behavior was really abnormal, to the surprise of Tang Ao and others, wasn't she scared crazy by Xian Yuhu?
The next scene made Tang Ao and others have a deeper understanding of the two countries.
The girl actually beat her upside down, and told Tang Ao and the others that they were not envoys of the Celestial Empire, how to forge envoy documents, and so on.
In the end, she burst into tears and accused Tang Ao and others in front of the king how they imprisoned her and forced her to frame Xian Yuhu.
Lin Zhiyang suddenly high-fived and laughed: "Brother Tang, I just said that this trick will not work, the curve is just a waste of time, and being beaten and raked by someone is full of shame, so boring." ”
Lin Zhiyang said and rubbed his body and reached out to grab Xian Yuhu, Xian Yuhu turned around to dodge, but the Haoran towel behind his head was grabbed by Lin Zhiyang.
Pulling Haoran scarf hard, it fell off, but it scared Lin Zhiyang and took a few steps back.
I saw that there was still a face behind Xian Yu Tiger's head, which was originally covered by Haoran Towel, and his appearance was very different from Xian Yu Hu, and he suddenly snapped his eyes and opened his blood basin to bite Lin Zhiyang.
Suddenly changed, Lin Zhiyang was about to be swallowed in one bite, Tang Ao shook his hand and waved out a spiritual light in front of Lin Zhiyang.
Then the unicorn arm swept Xian Yu Hu, smashing Xian Yu Hu and smashing it into the golden pillar of the Jinluan Palace.
The ridiculous golden pillar was full of rotten wood, which was broken by a blow, and the air of decay filled the hall.