Chapter 5: A Difficult Woman
The thief catcher was lying motionless on the ground, and it seemed that the fall was not light, Shen Ze felt that he should hurry up now, otherwise he was afraid that there would be big trouble. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But just as Shen Ze was about to slip away quietly, the thief chasing woman lying on the ground suddenly moved. The woman propped herself up with her hands, let out a long breath, then slowly stood up, patted the dust on her body, and then glared at Shen Ze with a frosty face.
The woman's big apricot eyes seemed to breathe fire, if the gaze was murderous, I believe that Shen Ze had been burned to death by the anger in the woman's eyes several times.
After the heroine stood up, Shen Ze's first reaction was to check the heroine's face first...... Immediately, he also took a long breath, fortunately, the woman did not break her appearance.
Shen Ze felt that since the heroine did not break her appearance, there should not be much trouble in this matter.
It seems that a woman is a woman, even if she falls "hungry dog pounces on food", she is only a little embarrassed, but she is far from breaking her appearance.
Shen Ze, who was relieved, took a closer look at this woman and found that she was still very good-looking, with apricot eyes and willow eyebrows, Qiong nose and berry lips, and a fair-skinned melon seed face lined with a pointed chin, which looked quite pleasing to the eye, and she was definitely a beauty.
What's even more eye-catching is that this woman not only has good looks, but also has a hot figure. Although the Confucian shirt is relatively wide and not very real, but judging from the vicious eyes of Shen Ze's later generations of "reading countless films and having no code in his heart", it is absolutely certain that this woman belongs to the kind of convex and backward curved, and the most important thing is that this woman has a pair of long legs and a very devilish figure.
In particular, this woman is wearing a Confucian shirt and a scarf on her head, which adds a bit of sassiness, revealing a vigorous heroic spirit, and looks more different. Although this woman's face was still a little dusty at this time, it did not affect the fact that this was a top beauty.
It was the first time Shen Ze saw such an original ancient beauty, and he was a little stunned for a while!
The heroine saw Shen Ze's eyes looking directly at her, and that look made her eyes even more angry.
"Hey, stinky scholar, what are you looking at? Is it not a beating? ”
Yes...... When Shen Ze heard the woman's words, he came back to his senses, and hurriedly bowed to the woman, and by the way, wiped his saliva without a trace with his wide sleeves.
"Ah, I didn't see anything. Uh, Woman, are you alright? ”
"Do you think I'll be okay if I fell so hard? Stinky scholar, is there something wrong with you? ”
"I'm in good health, there's nothing wrong with me!" Shen Ze was very depressed, very depressed, how could this beautiful woman ask someone if there was anything wrong with her body as soon as she came up, this is a very private question, and her function in that aspect has always been normal, how could there be a problem?!
"Nothing wrong? Why are you stumbling over me with your feet, don't you see that I'm catching a thief? Not only did you not help me catch the thief, but you also helped the thief escape, and I think you are clearly an accomplice of the thief. ”
"Well, it's wronged, woman. To tell you the truth, Xiao Sheng had just 'vomited blood three liters' and fell into a coma, and he was really weak in his hands and feet, so that his movements when making way for you were a little unfavorable. Besides, it is normal for people to miss hands and horses to stumble......"
Shen Ze was talking to himself, but he suddenly found that the anger in the pretty eyes of the heroine was getting stronger and stronger, and he was about to go wild and hit himself.
"You dare to scold me for falling and stumbling?"
Uh, it seems that he said the wrong thing, Shen Ze stroked his forehead with his hand!
Sweat...... That sentence made a horse stumble, as if it offended the woman, and it seemed that he had degraded himself into it.
"Woman, woman, don't be angry, slip of the tongue, what a slip of the tongue. Oops, it's really not right for Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng is really weak in blood and blood today, and occasionally misses, oh, no, it's an occasional mistake, and I hope the woman will forgive me. Besides, how can Xiaosheng me, a personable reader, be a thief?! Even if I didn't help you catch the thief, I can't be considered an accomplice of the thief! Woman, you see, all the neighbors on this street, don't they all help! What's more, Xiaosheng is just a scholar who has no power to restrain the chicken, and it is human nature for a gentleman not to stand a dangerous wall. Shen Ze decisively admitted that he was powerless, although he was very embarrassed, he was not beaten and embarrassed by the woman.
Listening to Shen Ze's words, the woman suddenly smiled, her smile was very meaningful, and her anger seemed to recede all of a sudden.
In Shen Ze's opinion: A heroine is a heroine, so naturally she has to maintain her identity, she is still embarrassed to hit a weak scholar who has no power to tie the chicken and is in the wind, this smile seems to be to laugh at this matter.
In addition, this woman's smile is really charming. At this time, seeing that the woman was going to laugh, Shen Ze couldn't help but have the leisure to appreciate this eye-catching beauty!
The woman looked at Shen Ze's hateful face, and said with a sneer on the corner of her mouth: "You scholar doesn't help catch thieves, and you are full of crooked reasoning, I really don't know where you sage books have been read?" What about the gentlemen, what about the propriety and righteousness in your mouths? Hmph, when I saw that the thief not only didn't help, but also secretly made a trip, he deserved to have his money bag stolen! ”
Yes...... When Shen Ze heard the last sentence of the heroine, he immediately understood the meaningful smile of the heroine. He hurriedly touched his waist, and sure enough...... The money bag around his waist is long gone.
"Now you know what it means to harm others and end up harming yourself, right?"
"Xiao Sheng really didn't mean to trip you with his feet. Forget it, let's talk about this another day, let's chase the thief and steal it first! After speaking, Shen Ze hurriedly lifted the hem of his royal blue satin robe, hurriedly tucked it around his waist, and raised his legs to chase in the direction where the thief had fled.
Who knew that Shen Ze had just taken a step, and before the foot of the second step touched the ground, he was grabbed by the female hero by the back collar.
"Are you trying to run?"
"Uh...... No, I'm going to catch a thief! ”
"I think you clearly want to run. The thief and thief have run away, where are you going to chase it? Don't forget, the matter between us is not settled yet! ”
Shen Ze listened to the woman's words and couldn't help but be stunned: "What else is going on between the two of us?" ”
The woman said angrily: "What are you pretending to be stupid? You stinky scholar not only did not do what was righteous, but you also hurt those who acted bravely. A shameless scholar like you, do you think this girl will let you go so easily?! ”
"Uh...... I seem to have been humble about this! ”
"Is it enough to apologize? Let's go, come with me to the yamen to see the officials. It's not just that you tripped me over and made me fall into the street, but this girl now seriously suspects that you are an accomplice to the thief! ”
Shen Ze was a little speechless: Did anyone partner with someone to steal his own money bag? How idle this must be!
However, although he was very sure that he was not an accomplice of the thief, Shen Ze was very afraid to go to the yamen, after all, it was a fact that he had tripped over this woman.
Shen Xiucai only beat the prefect's son a few times, and was sentenced to confiscate all the family property and compensate him for the cost of making soup and medicine, which shows how dark and pitted the Ming government's government is. In case this woman is a woman with a big background, if she goes to the yamen, I am afraid that she will not be good, Shen Ze feels that the yamen must not go!
"Can you be private?" Shen Ze pleaded.
"No way!" The woman simply refused.
"That's sorry, I still have something to do, let's go first, see you later!" Before he finished speaking, Shen Ze had already run away. Grandpa Mao's guerrilla tactics are good, the enemy is strong, I retreat, if I can't fight, I have to run, this is not a shame, it is all for the enemy to fight again when he is tired.
But Shen Ze obviously underestimated the strength of the heroine! He had barely run a few steps before the woman caught up from behind and grabbed him by the collar again.
Shen Ze couldn't help but scold in his heart: This damn long-legged woman actually picked me up with one hand, I hate long-legged women!
"Hey, put me down, the public will be the public, I'm afraid of you, do you think the yamen was opened by your family?"