The Heavenly Mother Niangniang had already set up a banquet next to the fairy garden and blue pond in Yongkun Palace, arranged the fairy music song and dance, and waited for the emperor to come. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the fairy garden, the auspicious clouds are swirling, the fairy birds are singing in a low voice, and the singing voice is tactful; Flowers bloom next to the shade of the trees, exuding bursts of strong fragrance, and the Arowana swims freely in the blue pond, blowing colorful bubbles; The lotus leaf is like a cover, and the lotus flower sends incense, which is really a good fairyland.

A gust of auspicious clouds and fragrant wind hit, and under the guidance of the two maids in front, a middle-aged man came behind. He was about forty years old, with a face like a crown of jade, eyes like a star, three locks of black beard fluttering on his chest, wearing an ochre yellow robe, wearing a crown of the first yang, and exuding a dignified and inviolable majesty in front of and behind him. It was none other than the head of the Heavenly Palace--- Emperor of Heaven. He was followed closely by the attendant and the maid.

The Heavenly Mother hurriedly moved down from the jade pier, the wind swung her waist, stepped lightly on the lotus step to meet her, and said with a spring breeze on her face: "Yo, it can be regarded as looking forward to Your Majesty!" ”

The Emperor of Heaven did not answer Niangniang's words, but asked with an anxious face: "Yihe, what happened to be 100,000 urgent?" Let me hurry here before I even finished the meeting. ”

The Heavenly Mother did not answer the words of the Emperor of Heaven, but waved her hand and withdrew with the attendant and the maid.

"Yo, it's still a secret." The Emperor of Heaven thought to himself

The face of the Heavenly Mother bloomed like a peach blossom in March, extremely ruddy, and she said coquettishly: "Ouch! Your Majesty, I can't invite you if it's okay? Look at you, you don't have time to work hard all day, and you have lost two laps, why don't you let Jardine feel distressed. "The Mother of Heaven shows all kinds of style; The coquettish voice of the swallow warbler is soft and numb to the human bones.

Yo, I don't have anything to do, you think I'm stupid! I'm not as good as you like, what do you do?

The Heavenly Emperor's face immediately turned gloomy, and he shouted in a low voice, "What? Jardine, are you okay with me in a hurry? You've gone too far! He turned around and wanted to leave.

Seeing this, the Heavenly Mother took a step forward, did not speak, stretched out the condensed jade finger and pinched it on the Heavenly Emperor's forearm, and also shouted in a low voice: "Zhang Shanren, don't you be ignorant, can't I come here?" ”

Hurt! You're amazing! I'm scared of you.

The Heavenly Emperor was pinched and grinned, and hurriedly squeezed out some smiles, "Come on!" Come! Jardine, isn't that upset? ”

"Your Majesty, no matter how many worries you have, forget about it when you get here." Seeing that the Emperor of Heaven had put down the shelf, the Heavenly Mother Niangniang immediately took a 180-degree turn in her attitude, and gently comforted.

"Jardine is right! Now that I'm here, I'll put all my worries aside. ”

"That's right! I have just brewed the wine "Immortal Three Days Drunk" here, let Your Majesty taste it first; The orchard has picked fresh fruits, and the water is very tender! Would you like to try it too? ”

"Of course, you have to taste fresh fruit and wine, otherwise, you will waste a piece of Yihe's heart."

"Your Majesty is good if you know."

"Hey, Jardine, you didn't let me come here today, just to eat fruit and drink wine?"

"Your Majesty hasn't come to Yongkun Palace for many days, I'm afraid you forgot me, right?"

"Hey, Jardine, what's the point? We have been married for many years. ”

"This is amazing, I see that you are entangled in mundane things every day, and it is rare to relax, and it happens that Qingxinyuan has brewed fine wine, so I will ask Your Majesty to taste it. According to the winemaker, this wine tastes delicious and clear, sweet and mellow, and the gods with small mana smell it will get drunk for several hours; I also asked the fairies to pick the freshly ripe fruit, which is also a new variety, and it takes 8,000 years to get ripe! The sweet fragrance refreshes the spleen, retains the face and grows long-lived, increases mana, and is just right to use it for wine. The Heavenly Mother was in a good mood at the moment, and her eyebrows fluttered.

"Well, when Yihe said this, it reminded me of the gluttony in my stomach, okay, I won't be drunk today." The mood of the Emperor of Heaven was also mobilized by the Heavenly Mother.

The Heavenly Mother slapped her palm, and the maid immediately served the jade liquid elixir. She also instructed: "The imperial wine official immediately sent the freshly brewed "Immortal Three Days Drunk." ”

The maid said yes and went down.

"Your Majesty will drink a cup of elixir first, and smooth the internal organs."

The Emperor of Heaven took the elixir and looked at the delicate beauty of the Heavenly Mother who had not changed for many years, and his heart couldn't help but stir. He put down the cup and leaned towards the Heavenly Mother, a refreshing body fragrance made him suck his nose violently, his face was full of tenderness and sweetness, and he whispered: "Yihe, you will always be so beautiful and charming." ”

"Your Majesty, you will coax people, thinking that I was not deceived by a few sweet words from you to the Heavenly Palace."

"Yihe, you say that I deceive people, you deceive people! Where can there be such a fine wine as "three days of drunkenness"? I've never heard of it! ”

The Heavenly Mother obediently leaned into the crook of the Jade Emperor's arm, raised her face and smiled: "Your Majesty doesn't believe it, right?" If you get drunk for three days at that moment, don't blame me? I would never dare to taste it. ”

Oh? Being drunk for three days is exactly what I want, but I don't believe it.

"Hmph, I don't believe it! Well, if I get drunk for three days, you will not only be innocent but rewarded. ”

"Huh? Then let me ask Your Majesty, is there nothing going on in the court? Don't blame me for delaying the big event? "The Mother of Heaven knocked on the side, and the drunkard did not mean to drink.

What do you mean by trying to trick me?

The Emperor of Heaven didn't know the deep meaning of the words of the Heavenly Mother, "It's nothing important, it's all trivial matters in the Heavenly Palace, and someone has already dealt with it." However, there is one trouble, that is, the original Jin Yao Xingjun has crossed the catastrophe in the world, the calamity has been full, and Nuwa Niangniang recommended that she should be accepted as Marshal Tianpeng, I can't refute this face. No, I was just about to send a decree to let him take up the post of Heavenly Court, but I was deceived by your 100,000 rush. It's okay, wait until I go back and let Tai Bai Xing Xuan go to the Heavenly Palace. Jardine, why hasn't the wine you said arrived yet? "The Emperor of Heaven has made up his mind at this moment, but he hopes that the immortal will be drunk for three days and be able to solve his troubles, so his eyes have been glancing at the gate of the garden.

"It's not a matter at all, two days late will he pay him two days less!" Heavenly Mother Niangniang was secretly happy in her heart.

When the Emperor of Heaven saw the gloating appearance of the Heavenly Mother, he thought that she had eaten Nuwa Niangniang's vinegar, and couldn't help but let out a "hey", and said solemnly: "Yihe, do you know that one day in heaven is one year in the world?" Two days late, what are the rules of the Heavenly Palace? Where is my integrity? Besides, it's not fair to Jin Yao. ”

You have to pretend to be a little bit like that.

"What's that? Whoever let him have soft ears in the first place, he must be allowed to stay in the Nether for a few more years, hone and hone more, or simply not let him come. ”

The Emperor of Heaven said: I am willing to let him come? Isn't that incomprehensible for a reason? I don't want to bear the infamy of not being trustworthy. He pretended to have a sinking face, "Yihe, why do you also care about Jin Yao?" You're not going to be angry with Nuwa Niangniang, are you? ”

Heavenly Mother Niangniang knew that she had lost her mouth, so she hurriedly raised her head from the crook of the Heavenly Emperor's arm, sat up straight and covered up: "Your Majesty, what did you say?" I don't even know who a little Jin Yao Xingjun is? I'm just talking about things, why are you so careful! Hey, really, Jin Yao ruined my interest. ”

Hmph, if you're jealous, you're jealous, I don't care.

The Emperor of Heaven smiled embarrassedly, and was just about to comfort the Heavenly Mother Niangniang a few words, when the imperial wine officer came,

"Long live and Niangniang, the new brewed "Immortal Three-Day Drunk" minister has been invited, please drink slowly. The wine officer said, pointing to a jade cup the size of a small fingernail and said, "Long live, this small cup is enough!" ”

The Emperor of Heaven saw that the imperial wine officer was holding a gilded plate with both hands, and there was an emerald green jade bottle on it, with five big red characters written on the side of the bottle, "The fairy was drunk for three days", and there was indeed a small jade cup next to it, and he couldn't help but be furious: "Bold minions, dare to point fingers in front of me, and retreat." ”

The bartender was so frightened that he didn't even dare to breathe, so he said a word and withdrew.