Chapter 224: The peony flower dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost
Walking on the road to Lizhou, Shi Lei was laughing with the Yu Linglong sisters who were happy again, telling a slightly colored joke from time to time, which made the sisters shy. The pen "Fun" Pavilion walked www.biquge.info Yizhou City for such a while, and the sadness caused by the parting of the sisters was finally almost over.
After all, if they are going to a place so far away from Chang'an, will the two little girls still miss their relatives, even if Shi Lei has already given them a long vacation, let them go back to the village, have a good reunion for a while, and have a good fight with Yin, who has really grown into the master of the big village, and defeated this future uncle.
After Yizhou's trip, Shi Lei also became thoughtful, and the whole person was much more refreshed, especially after hearing the exact news that the detective rider who was specially left behind sent back the exact news that Dou Rail, the governor of Yizhou, died of a "wind right away".
Only Uncle Blacksmith was sullen along the way, and after so long, he still didn't understand how Shi Lei did it.
He was in charge of arranging the security work, and he knew very well that the manpower at home was really not used at all.
At least so many people, whether they are on the bright side or those dark forces, none of them are really close to Dou Liang's side.
But he died so much, and he died so coincidentally, not long after Shi Lei visited him, if you want to say that it wasn't Shi Lei who did it, you don't believe it.
But how did Shi Lei do it, he scratched his head and didn't figure it out.
"What I learned in the secondary school is to bounce and rub,
You are the strange man of the world,
I'm the Lala cherry on the ground,
I'm going to give you the fresh flowers,
You made me smell the pungent scent. Over there, Shi Lei was using his Chang'an dialect to sing "Virtuous" rudely.
This song is undoubtedly sung to Dou Rail, and as for how much praise there is and how much sarcasm there is, it's really hard to say.
Anyway, Shi Lei sings, this is called a cheerful, his broken gong voice, singing this kind of song is quite in tune.
The tune is also quite simple, although Shi Lei is a little incomplete in five tones, but it is not completely impossible to find the tune, when he is in a good mood, he sings unexpectedly with a dashing energy, at least in the eyes of the Yu Linglong sisters.
And as long as Shi Lei saw them, the big eyes that kept fanning and were about to burst into stars were extremely satisfied, and he was even more energetic when he sang.
As for the guards on the side, the corners of their mouths that kept twitching or something were not in Shi Lei's eyes at all.
Don't care about these details at all, that's what you want.
"Hey, stone, tell me how you did it."
On this day, after the team stayed in Hanzhou, the guard work of the inn was arranged, and after being tossed and turned for several days by this matter, the blacksmith uncle, who couldn't sleep well, still couldn't help but ask Shi Lei.
Uncle Blacksmith is like this, his mind is relatively simple, but there is something that he will remember for a long time, which means that he actually has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
However, it is also thanks to this tenacious temperament, otherwise he would not have achieved so much in the blacksmith craft.
Who makes obsessive-compulsive disorder is the standard for engineering men.
"I thought you figured it out, or you could resist asking." The hunter uncle next to him unceremoniously glanced at the blacksmith uncle.
"You get it." Uncle Blacksmith glanced at Uncle Hunter absently, and the latter remained silent depressedly.
Although he has been following Shi Lei's side during the process, he has some guesses about it, but he really hasn't figured out how to do it.
Only the housekeeper uncle was smiling incomprehensibly beside him, Shi Lei's little means, in front of this old Jianghu who was recognized by his own family as a black-bellied man, naturally there was no secret at all.
However, knowing that Shi Lei enjoyed this process very much, he would definitely not be a villain in vain and steal the limelight from the head of his family.
"Let the stone tell you about it, I want to hear the details of the process too."
The housekeeper's uncle also recognized Shi Lei's actions, so he happily called him stone.
"In fact, the layout of this matter has already begun, and it will start as early as Uncle Wei returns to Yizhou."
Shi Lei glanced at several uncles with satisfaction, and said with a smile.
I have to work hard to pretend to be strategic, but unfortunately there is no feather fan, a little less lupine scarf, Zhuge Liang's general chic.
"Uncle Wei has always paid attention to the activity pattern of the sinus rail, especially the daily itinerary.
After the power on the Yizhou side is completely controlled by us, it will be much easier to do this.
And on the first day we arrived in Yizhou, the clever ghost who came to show me the way was actually sent by Uncle Wei to deliver information, and he was responsible for delivering all the latest information to me.
And through my past few days of playing, I have stepped on several places that Dou Rail often goes to, so that it is convenient to start later. ”
Shi Lei rubbed his chin proudly, and glanced at the uncles who were listening attentively.
"The real action started with a visit to Dou Rail.
After I have made a plan and prepared all kinds of ambushes, I just wait for this guy to walk into the trap I have designed a long time ago. Shi Lei smiled.
"As for visiting the other officials, on the one hand, it is to better cover my true purpose, and on the other hand, it also has the intention of creating an alibi.
When this scene is done to the end, it will really be staged, the most important part. Shi Lei nodded and said.
"The specific process is like this, this guy Dou Liang has a very favorite concubine.
He specially set up a separate courtyard for her outside, which was used as a love nest for stealing joy.
After all, the yellow-faced woman in his family is too strict, and it is impossible to bring this young woman from a top brand home.
After I, an ignorant junior, left, within a few days of hard work, this old man couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to have a tryst with his beloved concubine.
Although he often changes his reasoning, there are a few intersections that he must pass.
It just so happened that a few small spiders also squatted in these places, and they happened to jump on top of the big official when he passed by.
Jumping spiders, they just like to jump and jump like this. ”
Shi Lei's mood was high, and he compared the movement of jumping spiders as he spoke.
By the time he came to the concubine's house, he had already felt a long-lost blood boiling, rushing and burning in his body.
Dou Dadu, who felt that he had ushered in the second spring, couldn't wait to pull his concubine and start Dunlun.
This is probably the hardest time in his life, he is so excited, so excited.
As a result, 'Karma' pumped and never woke up.
Then we heard such an unfortunate news, the people of Yizhou, the Governor of the Metropolitan Dou Rail, because of his dedication to the development of Yizhou, finally dedicated his life to the land he loved deeply, which is really a sigh. Shi Lei shook his head and sighed.
"Unfortunately, I happen to know this cute little spider, this little guy in front of you."
Shi Lei casually picked up a modified poisonous spider and put it in his hand, and held it up in front of several uncles.
"Let me give you a grand introduction to this little hero.
Ding Ding Ding, a poisonous spider that I have modified, has the bouncing ability and eyesight of a jumping spider, and at the same time has the poison of a roaming spider.
This toxicity not only makes people suffocate to death, but also has a unique effect, which is abnormal.
can make an old man like Dou Liang erect a flagpole for a few hours, or even a day.
However, this little guy is too small to let him enjoy dozens of minutes of bliss.
And then, in every way, the venerable Metropolitan looked like he had died of a stroke.
It's really a peony flower to die, and it's also romantic to be a ghost! Gee. Shi Lei said with a sigh.
"The stone is well done, but it makes this guy die too comfortably, and he is cheap." Uncle Blacksmith said with relief.
After solving this doubt, Uncle Blacksmith and the others were finally able to sleep well. After that, I was also very energetic when I rushed to the road.
Just to save more time for wedding preparations, the scenery along the way, and the scenery of various cities, can not be carefully appreciated.
Only in some places where it must be stopped, will there be a little replenishment of various supplies, or if there is something to do like Yizhou, it will take a short rest. (To be continued.) )