Ma Tong said: "You two have fainted, don't you still have anything to say?" It looks like you're not on good terms! Then he smacked his teeth on the side. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info looked at us for a while and then said, "No one said, then continue." ”

The little minion handed the whip to the little minion next to him and said, "You come first, I'll rest for a while!" The other picked up the whip and came up to me with a fierce face, and a whip was whipped at me, causing me to snort in pain. I've never sung that high pitch when I sang that I want to love to death.

Ma Tong said excitedly: "Yes, I thought you were all dumb? "The second whip of the little minion is here again, and I snort again in pain. I just hated them when I saw them whip the two next to me, but after I got two lashes in a row, I realized that I was already a little angry. I shouted, 'I'm playing with your ancestors for 180 generations, it's so cool!' You can't beat me to death, you're all born to me! “

When the little minion heard this, he was angry and hit me with a whip, and I said to the little minion: "Grandson, come, smoke grandpa again!" The little minion whipped me again, and I gasped for breath and said with a cruel smile: "Good grandson, you can whip it if you want to!" The little minion was so angry that he continued to whip me again, and I didn't have the strength to scream in pain. After the little minion whipped me a dozen times in a row, he was also panting there tiredly.

I glared at him and said weakly: "Grandson, Lao Tzu is not tired, you are tired, you can't let your master go!" Ma Tong saw that I was still in good spirits, and he smiled and said, "Not bad." It's quite persevere, you two together! “

I was startled and shouted, "Toilet, grass your uncle, you just beg not to let Lao Tzu catch you." Ahhh Ma Tong smiled and said, "I'm just waiting here, you are coming, continue, continue!" "Being pumped by two people is simply cool to the limit. The two of them stopped after a while, and I felt like I was on fire, and I didn't feel any pain, just like when you went to the bathhouse and suddenly jumped into a pool without cold water.

I felt a panic in my chest, and then something rolled up, and a mouthful of blood spat out. After vomiting blood, I felt a little more sober. At this time, my hands were hanging and my head was drooping, and the minions thought I was fainting too.

"Now that there are three examples, aren't you going to show the rest of them?" I raised my head and said weakly, "Toilet, can't you have any people?" Soft hands and soft feet, you usually can't feed them? Call your grandma, I think your grandma is more energetic than them. ”

Ma Tong was startled, turned his head and said to me, "Still awake?" Go on! I smiled and said, "No way, your subordinates are all cowards, you will instigate one, and the soldiers will instigate a nest, hahaha!" ”

After hearing this, Ma Tong pushed away the minions next to him, picked up the whip and began to whip me. After the baptism of artillery fire just now, I really feel that this horse is like tickling. I smiled and said, "Sure enough, it's a coward, I don't feel it at all, come, work harder." Cowardice! Ma Tong was whipped by me angrily with a whip and gasping. After a dozen lashes, he stopped, holding his knees and panting.

By the time he had finished the whip, I felt like my eyes were beginning to blur. But my brain is still relatively clear, I didn't realize that I was so able to carry it, I turned out that I was not only a T, but also an MT!

I lowered my head and closed my eyes and said, "Grandson, cowardly?" Go on! At this time, Xiao Qiao next to him whimpered and whispered, "Brother Zhongyou, don't hold on, you will die." I know you're here to keep me from being whipped. But if you go on like this, you're going to die! I raised my eyes and looked at Xiao Qiao and said, "You think too much, big sister!" ”

I turned my head to Ma Tong and said weakly: "Cowardice, there is a trick, if you don't move, get out!" Ma Tong sneered and said, "Don't command me, you don't have this capital." Keep hitting him, and I'll see if you say anything! "The two of them pumped me again, and I felt like my meat was all one by one. Finally my eyes went dark and I fainted.

In the dream, a voice said, "Boy, such a coward, how many times will you be blinded?" "In a hazy way, I saw a figure in front of me. I really couldn't see his face clearly. But I felt very tired and wanted to sleep, so I lay on the ground and couldn't get up, so I twisted my head to one side and muttered, "Listen to your lewd voice, and I will know who you are." He smiled and said, "Little rabbit, it's not big or small." I knew that Lao Tzu would not come to save you! “

I said weakly: "Your uncle, you saved me so much nonsense!" Old glass! Old Glass Zuo Ci smiled: "He's fine, it's just that the trauma is too serious and he needs to be cultivated." Then I opened my eyes slightly and noticed a circle of people standing around.

I heard a woman excitedly say, "Wake up, wake up!" Then a vote of people said: "Haha, I finally woke up, Zuo Xianren is really powerful!" "A big, obscene face was in my field of vision.

I said helplessly: "It's really disappointing to see you when I open my eyes and see you first!" Zuo Ci smiled and said: "Little rabbit cub, no Lao Tzu, you have already been smoked to death!" He scolded me in his dreams! Ge Xuan said: "Zhong You, you really have to thank the master, if it wasn't for his old man who rescued you in time, the three of you would have seen the king of Hades earlier!" I asked weakly, "What's the situation, why did you all come out?" ”

Sun Ce shouted: "Brother Zhongyou, you are too man, if I were a woman, I would have promised it at that time!" Next to him, Gan Ning said, "You can do it now!" A bunch of people burst out laughing.

Zhou Yu was hugged by Xiao Qiao and said to me with a smile: "Thank you!" If it weren't for you, Little Joe would be sure... "When I looked at him, he was also wearing a bandage, but he was able to move. I smiled: "Little thing, who made us the head of the regiment, ahahaha!" Then I felt my whole body, and I said, "Why can't I feel my limbs at all?" ”

At this time, I saw a middle-aged man next to me and said, "It seems that my hemp is boiling and I use it a little too much." I was surprised: "Hua Tuo? The middle-aged man was shocked: "Do you still know me?" I smiled and said, "Who doesn't know the divine doctor Hua Tuo!" “

Hua Tuo smiled modestly: "Too modest, I'm just an ordinary doctor!" I was even more confused, and I said, "What is the situation, how did you save us, by the way, open their horns!" “

Zhang Jiao squeezed into the crowd and said, "I'm here, Brother Zhong Youxian, I'm really offended, I'm very guilty now." Zhang Liang next to him said: "Brother Zhongyou, my eldest brother hasn't slept since he saw you, and he is by your side!" "I wondered, 'How long have I been asleep?'

Zuo Ci smiled and said, "If I don't come, you'll sleep for the rest of your life, hehe!" Then you have to keep looking for 。。。。。 That, hey, hey, hey. ”

Ge Xuan pulled Zuo Ci and said, "Master, don't make a mess. Zhongyou, you've been sleeping for a month! I was surprised: "What the hell? I didn't eat for a month! "All the people fell.

Ge Xuan said: "You cultivate first, and I'll tell you when I have time." Then he turned and went out. Hua Tuo saw that I was fine, and said, "Everyone, then I will leave, Zhong You is fine, and you can apply the medicine on time when the time comes!" Then he bowed to the people.

I hurriedly said, "Xie Hua is a miracle doctor!" Hua Tuo came over and said, "You're welcome, your senior brother and I have a very strong relationship!" I'll go first, I'll see you later! Then he turned around and walked away. Zhou Yu said: "Let's all go out, let Zhong You cultivate, and come to see him another day." Sun Ce said next to me, "Brother Zhongyou, when you can leave, I'll get you a bunch of food!" I laughed and said, "Haha, no problem!" Sun Ce patted me and turned to leave.

Behind him, Da Qiao smiled at me and said, "Take care of your injuries, our group leader." After speaking, he followed Sun Ce and went out. Gan Ning leaned over and said, "Welcome back, my head leader." I said helplessly, "Don't be so numb." Gan Ning said with a lewd face: "Are people excited to see you, take care of your fat!" After that, he left.

Then everyone patted me one by one as if they were saying goodbye to the body, and left. In the end, Zhou Yu came over and said, "Captain, it's good to hear your poor voice again!" After saying that, he stood next to him. Little Joe said, "Yes, Captain." Thank you! After saying that, the two of them held hands and went out! I said, "Wait, after I fainted, did they smoke you?" Xiao Qiao smiled and said, "No! “

I looked at the ceiling and said, "What kind of bad people are these, they don't have a work ethic." How can it not be in order? Xiao Qiao glared and said, "You... Then Zhou Yu pulled her out. After a while, Ge Xuan walked in and said, "How do you feel?" I looked at the ceiling and said, "I don't feel it at all!" Ge Xuan smiled: "Hehe, you continue to raise it, and you can get out of bed in a few days." “

I said, "Cultivate, I've been sleeping for a month." Now the spirit is very good. Tell me what happened after that? Ge Xuan pondered for a while and said, "This is a long story. I said, "It's okay, I didn't do it anyway, you should tell me the story!" “

Ge Xuan said, "Well, then say it after I escaped that day." “

It turned out that Ge Xuan felt the sound of the flute as soon as he escaped that day. Ge Xuan followed the flute and found the three people I said in a ruined temple outside the city. The three of them were stunned when they saw Ge Xuan, and Zhang Fei came up and asked, "Who are you?" Ge Xuan said: "I am Zhong You's senior brother, oh, yes, Zhong You is the Tong Qiang you know." They are now surrounded in the General's Mansion in Zhangjiao, and they escorted me out at a life-or-death moment! “

Liu Bei was shocked when he heard this: "Then how is Brother Tong now?" Ge Xuan said: "I guess they have all been arrested!" Guan Yu asked, "Why did you sneak into Zhang Jiao's General's Mansion?" Ge Xuan told Liu Guan and Zhang that we knew that the three Zhang brothers were bewitched. The three of them were all shocked when they heard this. Liu Bei said: "Brother Zhong Youxian is really a righteous person. As a descendant of the royal family, I can't contribute to the Han Dynasty, what a shame! But the strategy is a bit simpler. ”

Guan Yu said: "Big brother, then let's hurry up and save them now, I'm afraid that his life will be lost when it's too late!" Liu Bei frowned and said, "How can you save it?" That's Zhang Jiao's base camp. Our more than 4,000 people can't even enter the city, so we have to fold there! Zhang Fei said: "Then use the trick of saving the eldest brother last time." Guan Yu said: "It can't be like that, these are all yellow turban elites, if the four of us fall into it, then it's all over!" “

Ge Xuan said, "I'll try to see if I can contact my master first!" Then Ge Xuan sat cross-legged on the ground, pulled out a piece of yellow paper from the bag behind his buttocks, pinched the strange fingerprints with both hands, and recited it silently in his mouth! Zhang Fei asked, "What is he doing?" Liu Bei and Guan Yu shook their heads in unison.

After a while, Ge Xuan opened his eyes and said, "I have contacted my master, and he said that he was waiting for us at a small tea house outside the south gate of Julu!" Zhang Fei exclaimed: "Damn, this is okay?" Ge Xuan smiled and said, "Let's go, let's talk about it when we get there." After Liu Bei and Guan Yu glanced at each other, the three of them followed Ge Xuan to the tea house and sat down, and after waiting for a long time, no one was there, Zhang Fei took out a deck of cards from his arms and said, "Wait and wait, play for a while!" “

Liu Bei Guan Yu nodded, the three of them played, Ge Xuan watched them play cards and said, "What is this?" Liu Bei said with a smile: "This is called fighting the landlord, or Tong Qiangxian's brother left us when we were separated, it's really fun!" Ge Xuan smiled helplessly when he heard this.

When they fought for more than half an hour, a dirty old man next to him came over to Zhang Fei and said, "Housheng, give me a seat!" Zhang Fei glanced at the dirty old man and said, "There's a place over there, why are you doing here?" At this time, Ge Xuan looked up and said, "Master! All three stood up in shock. Zuo Ci also pointed to Zhang Fei's card and said: "Blow him up, and then no one will care about you as soon as the two A's come out." ”

Ge Xuan said helplessly: "Master, you can do this too?" Zuo Ci smiled and said: "I just stood behind to see it, this thing is very interesting, I'll go back and get a set to play!" Zhang Fei moved to Guan Yu's side at this time, let go of the stool, Zuo Ci sat on the stool and said, "Sit down, it's weird to be tired." Little Xuanzi, why are you in such a hurry to find a teacher, and you still use the Thousand Miles Soul Chasing Order, do you miss me? ”

Ge Xuan said, "Master, you think too much. I also had no choice but to do it, Zhong You was arrested by Zhang Jiao, and now it is in danger, I hope the master can help! Zuo Ci scratched his buttocks and scratched his head and said, "With that posterity, you have learned badly." By the way, why are you doing with that horn when you have nothing to do? “

Then Ge Xuan told us about the discovery of the three Zhang brothers again. Zuo Ci also frowned slightly and said, "There is such a thing? It seems that the people behind this scene are not small~" Ge Xuan said: "Yes, Master, so we originally wanted to wake up Zhang Jiao and ask for clarification, but I didn't expect Zhang Jiao to see through our plan at once!" ”

Zuo Ci snorted for a moment and said, "You guys are also called stratagems, whose bad idea was made?" Ge Xuan said silently: "Your second apprentice! Zuo Ci smiled and said, "I can think of it with my ass." I still have an idea in this brain, I don't know how thick the sky is! Then he glanced at Liu Guanzhang and said, "What are you doing?" “

Ge Xuan said: "This is Zhong You's friend, before I escaped, Zhong You said let me find them!" Zuo Ci smiled and said to Liu Bei: "Seeing that you are so old, you should be the boss, right?" ”

Liu Bei smiled, bowed and said, "Back to the seniors, exactly!" Zhang Fei hurriedly said: "Old man, what are you talking nonsense, I have put up with you for a long time!" Zuo Ci continued to smile lewdly and asked Liu Bei, ignoring Zhang Fei at all: "Are you afraid of death?" Liu Bei Zhengse said: "Of course I'm not afraid, I treat Zhongyou as my own brother, and it's impossible to be here if I'm afraid of death!" Zuo Ci nodded and said: "That's good, you take your people to the outside of the city to call the formation, the first formation must win, then the second formation must lose, and the third formation loses again, and then you turn around and run, let them chase you, understand?" You run in three ways, and when they are gone, start turning around and killing them! I'll take care of the rest! “

Liu Bei clenched his fists: "Obey the orders of your predecessors!" "After saying that, the three left. Ge Xuan asked Zuo Ci, "Master, do you want to go by yourself?" Zuo Ci smiled and said, "Your expression is obviously looking down on me!" Besides, I didn't say I was going to go by myself! Isn't there still you? Ge Xuan said with a confused face: "Just the two of us?" ”

Zuo Ci stood up, walked towards the city with his hands behind his back and began to stroll, Ge Xuan was stunned for a few seconds and then followed Zuo Ci and walked out! After walking for more than half an hour, I walked to the general's mansion in Zhang Jiao. Zuo Ci said to the gatekeeper: "Go, tell your master, say that Nanhua Old Immortal is here!" The soldiers guarding the door looked at Zuo Ci's appearance of asking for food, gave him a blank look and said, "Get out, at the gate of the General's Mansion, how can you be allowed to mess around!" ”

Zuo Ci said with a smile: "If your master knows that you didn't report, he will definitely kill your ancestors for eight generations!" When the soldier heard this, he sneered: "If I report to you, I will be sick!" Zuo Ci smiled and said, "Then I'll change the reason!" ”

Then he grabbed Ge Xuan and said, "I have captured the fugitive who escaped!" Ge Xuan rolled his eyes and said, "Master, do you dare to use a bad excuse!" At this time, the two guards found Ge Xuan behind him, Ge Xuan was still wearing the clothes of a guard, and a doorman hurriedly pushed the door in. The other held a spear and kept comparing to Ge Xuan. After a while, Cheng Zhiyuan rushed out with a team of soldiers and surrounded Zuo Ci and Ge Xuan. Zuo Ci smiled: "It still works." Come, that offspring, do you see if this is the person you want? ”

Cheng Zhiyuan came over to take a look, and sure enough, it was the alchemist who had escaped, and immediately asked someone to take it down. Zuo Ci said: "Slow, this is tied up by you, how can I still receive credit?" Take the rope and I'll help him take it in! Cheng Zhiyuan rolled his eyes and said, "Give him the rope, why am I robbing you of this broken credit!" Then Zuo Ci tied up Ge Xuanwuhuada, and Cheng Zhiyuan came over to pull the rope. After no problem, let Zuo Ci take it in.

After arriving at the hall, Zhang Jiao sat there, kneeling in front of him were Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang, who were tied into zongzi, Zhang Jiao was facing the two brothers with an angry face, Zhang Jiao looked at Ge Xuan and sneered: "I didn't expect you to be arrested back?" What are you doing, old man? ”

Zuo Ci smiled lewdly and said, "Guess? Zhang Jiao rolled his eyes and said, "Cheng Zhiyuan, give him some money and send him away!" Zuo Ci smiled and said, "I don't want money!" Zhang Jiao said impatiently: "Then what do you want?" Zuo Ci said, "I want you!" “

Cheng Zhiyuan shouted: "Presumptuous, my father-in-law likes women!" Zhang Jiao glanced at Cheng Zhiyuan and said, "Old man, don't make trouble with me, be careful if you can't get out!" Zuo Ci said disdainfully: "You are really arrogant in your later life!" As he spoke, he sat on the Taishi chair, Erlang's legs were cocked, and he drank tea by himself.

Cheng Zhiyuan was about to pull Zuoci, but the herald at the door said: "Report!" There's a team of men outside the city calling for battle! Zhang Jiao asked, "Who is it?" The herald said, "I don't know, I'm wearing black, with a green scarf tied around my head, and the banner says Liu!" Cheng Zhiyuan said to Zhang Jiao: "This is what robbed us halfway, but we were beaten away by the guards of the second general and the third general, and here we come again, it's really skinless and shameless!" “

Zhang Jiao asked: "General Cheng, do you have the confidence to retreat from the enemy?" Cheng Zhiyuan hugged his fists and said: "Yes!" Then he turned around and went down.

Zhang Jiao glanced at Zuo Ci and said, "Hurry up, my patience is limited!" Zuo Ci said: "It's really not big or small." Looks like I'm going to have to teach you a lesson for your master! Zhang Jiao raised the corner of his eye and said, "Oh? It depends on whether you have the ability to do it or not! “

Zuo Ci smiled and said, "You guess again?" After speaking, the teacup in his hand went straight to the door of Zhang Jiaomian.