Chapter 17: Shut Up for Me
"That's the way it is, I've been wondering lately, who the hell is that guy? Why do you have that ability, Dad, do you think that person will be an immortal? After saying the matter, Cheng Chumo expressed his doubts.
Cheng Biting Jin, who had been listening, as soon as he heard Cheng Chumo's words, he immediately blew his beard, and a violent shudder knocked on Cheng Chumo's head. Then I saw Cheng Biting Jin pointing at Cheng Chumo and scolding: "You bastard!" How many times have I told you, there are no gods in this world! I'm so mad that you're still thinking about it! See if I don't kill you bastard! ”
After speaking, Cheng Biting Jin picked up the big axe and slapped it towards Cheng Chumo. Although I used the back of an axe, it still hurt when I shot it.
Of course, Cheng Chumo is not a fool. Seeing the furious Cheng Biting Jin, he swung the axe and slapped it towards him. How dare he hesitate? Hurriedly took a step and ran.
"Dad, you said that person is not a fairy, so why can he send me flying without doing anything." Cheng Chumo shouted confidently as he ran.
"He's a fart fairy! Isn't it just a little better? I can do this too, don't believe me to do it for you! "I didn't expect Cheng Chumo to be stupid, and he even knew that he had run away. The angry Cheng bit Jin Wow Wow and yelled, this your sister Lao Tzu beat you, you still dare to run? Listening to Cheng Chumo's words again, Cheng Bingjin shouted out like this, and he didn't even think about it.
"Really? Dad, are you telling the truth? Cheng Chumo didn't run anymore, he stopped immediately, and looked at Cheng Yanjin with a look of adoration.
Seeing Cheng Chumo's thick admiration face, Cheng Yanjin was embarrassed to continue. had to stop, and touched his beard with a pretending B: "Of course, I think when I was in Wagang with your Uncle Qin." I remember one time, we had a fight with Wang Shichong's people, and that battle was a battle between the heavens and the earth."
The more Cheng Biting Jin spoke, the more energetic he became, the one that squirted with his big mouth was so powerful. Cheng Chumo's eyelids fought when he heard it, and finally he had to interrupt Cheng Yanjin's memories: "I said Daddy, I've heard this about you no less than ten times, but does this have anything to do with what I asked?" ”
"How many times have I told you, be patient! Why are you just" Cheng Chumo interrupted, Cheng Biting Jin was unhappy, and he was not angry at the moment. After seeing Cheng Chu bow his head in error, he stopped teaching the scriptures. Touching the saliva on the corner of his mouth, Cheng Biting Jin returned to thinking about the past: "At that time, I remember that I was surrounded by more than a dozen small soldiers, and those people, several people, grabbed my hands and feet in groups. At the time, they thought I was going to die, but as a result, guess what? ”
"The result? Daddy, say it quickly! Hearing this, Cheng Chumo already knew that Cheng Yanjin was about to talk about the key, and he urged him up one by one.
"Although I was grabbed by those people, as soon as I exerted my strength, those people were thrown out by me. Isn't that the same man you say? "Cheng Yanjin is ready, he is ready to meet Cheng Chumo's praise and worship.
Who knows, but what is waiting for is coming
"Dad, you're not the same at all, I remember that the man didn't move at all, I was a few steps away from the man, but suddenly it was as if I had been hit by a war horse, and my body flew behind me without warning. By the time I reacted, I realized that I was already injured. Cheng Chumo raised his head and looked at Cheng Yanjin's eyes full of disappointment
What kind of eyes are you! Your dad and I are very good!
Cheng Yanjin was stimulated by Cheng Chumo's disappointed eyes, and said without thinking about it at the moment: "Why is it different!" If you don't believe me, I'll show you now! ”
"You stand up for me, pay attention. I'm working so hard that I don't get hurt later. Throwing away the axe in his hand, Cheng Biting Jin kindly reminded. Then, Cheng Yanjin closed his eyes.
"Dad, I'm ready." Although he was still a little skeptical, Cheng Chumo wanted to know if what Cheng Yanjin said was true. So, he's very cooperative now. Standing two steps away from Cheng Biting Jin, nervously preparing for the next exciting scene.
suddenly
Cheng Yanjin opened his eyes, and the boss with dilated pupils glared at Cheng Shi silently
"Dad, aren't you ready?" After waiting for a long time, Cheng Chumo didn't feel any movement. What about flying away? What about the injury? blinked his eyes and looked at the staring boss Cheng Biting Jin.
"It shouldn't be! When I was in the court, as long as I stared at him like this, the person I stared at would fall down by himself. Could it be that my eyes weren't wide enough? Seeing Cheng Chu standing there silently, Cheng Yanjin was also depressed. After hearing Cheng Chumo's words, Cheng Yanjin hurriedly coughed: "Well, that, I was just preparing just now, you wait a little longer." It's going to be good right away. ”
After finishing speaking, Cheng Yanjin closed his eyes again.
And Cheng Chumo cheered up again.
Suddenly, Cheng Biting Jin's eyes widened this time!
"I said, Daddy, aren't you ready?"
"Wasn't I afraid of hurting you, that's why I didn't use all my strength. This time, I'll be real, even if it's my own son, I won't give face. ”
All of a sudden, again
"Dad, why are you doing this?"
"I was stabbed in the eye by the sun just now, so do it again."
Or all of a sudden
"Daddy, you"
"Master, Madame is looking for you." A maid burst in.
Suddenly, Cheng Chumo's body fell straight down.
"Ouch! It hurts! Touching the aching buttocks, as soon as Cheng Chumo stood up, he saw his father looking at him excitedly, but when did his father's eyes become so big?
"How's it going, it hurt just now, right? I told you a long time ago, I would have known that man's tricks a long time ago, but you didn't believe it, and now you're suffering. "Cheng Biting Jin is so happy, he almost knelt down and thanked God. The eyes were about to be deformed, and Cheng Chumo finally collapsed. How could Cheng Yanjin be unhappy? Otherwise, I'm so sorry that I'm staring at my eyes for this hour, right?
"Xiaocui, where is Madame? I'm going to go/" Cheng Yanjin asked the maid who broke in while putting on his shirt.
"No, how could I have fallen asleep just now?"
It turned out that when Cheng Biting Jin suddenly opened his eyes N times, Cheng Chumo fell asleep under Cheng Biting Jin's N N times of unexpectedness. When he was asleep, the maid's shout directly called him back to his senses. However, I don't know how long I slept while standing, and when I woke up, Cheng Chumo's legs were weak, and it was strange that his body didn't fall down.
Looking at the back of Cheng Yanjin who was about to leave, Cheng Chumo suddenly remembered the scene of Chen Nan's few ups and downs, elegantly and chicly crossing the high wall near Chen's mansion, and immediately shouted at Cheng Yanjin: "Daddy, that person can fly!" Nearly a foot high, he just stepped lightly on the ground, and then the whole person flew over the high wall. Daddy, can you do this? ”
walked to the door and listened to Cheng Chumo's words. Cheng Yanjin subconsciously looked at the high wall of his house, and then, Cheng Yanjin suddenly took off his shoes, turned around, and threw it at Cheng Chumo: "You shut up for me!" ”