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While pondering, he suddenly felt a figure flickering in front of him, and Zhang Dacang looked at it, and there was already a stunning boy sitting next to him.

Zhang Dacang bet that this was the most beautiful man he had ever seen in the world, with big eyes, a sexy little lip that opened and closed, a delicate face and a skin that could be blown and broken, it was simply fascinating.

Fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't have a habit of dragon yang, and Zhang Dacang thought that he would have to chase him otherwise. How could there be such a handsome son, almost catching up with Lao Tzu. Zhang Dacang didn't believe in evil and swept his eyes around the boy's chest, but he saw that the chest was flat, not to mention the woman's chest, it was much flatter than the man's chest, and after looking for a long time, he didn't find the slightest evidence of a woman dressed as a man.

"There is someone here," Zhang Dacang was jealous of the prosperous face of the family, and said angrily: "You go and sit next to it." At the same time, he secretly scolded Lao Tzu in his heart for not sitting at the same table with shemales.

"This son, it's better to meet by chance," the ladyboy said very boldly: "Why don't you do it today, how about we drink and talk?" ”

Lao Tzu didn't meet with a ladyboy by chance, Zhang Dacang thought angrily, and said, "Don't you understand human words?" I said there were already people here! Then he pointed to the empty seat next to him and said, "There are still so many vacant seats for you not to sit, do you have to come here to ask for wildfire?" ”

"You person, be stingy," the stunning boy said dissatisfiedly, and then had to go to the side and sit down, glanced at Zhang Dacang aggrievedly, and said, "Are you satisfied now?" ”

When he looked at it, Zhang Dacang felt that his soul was about to be hooked away, and the whole person was fluttering, and he couldn't send out the slightest fire, but looked at the aggrieved expression of the ladyboy son, and a trace of love rose inexplicably in his heart.

That's right, it's really love, Zhang Dacang couldn't believe it, and repeatedly confirmed in his heart that it was still right. If you are going to die, when will Lao Tzu love a man? Zhang Dacang thought with a sad face, no wonder I was not interested in a few kiln sisters just now, I also said that Lao Tzu was too demanding, but I didn't expect that the orientation had changed!! I didn't realize that I had this hobby before, thinking of this, Zhang Dacang can only be attributed to Hong Jiaotou, it is difficult for Hong Jiaotou to have a habit of Longyang? It's not that there is no such possibility, but don't be deceived by the appearance of this guy's five big and three coarse, many homosexuals used to be five big and three coarse, I just don't know if this product is attacked or received, but I think it should be attacked, right?

The more Zhang Dacang thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he felt that the whole person was not good. Began to make up all kinds of plots in my mind: "Tutoring, courier, leather whip, dripping wax, human beast,, amateur, double flying ......" and then silently chanted in his mouth: "Sora Aoi, Maria Ozawa, Yui Hatano, Kaede Matsushima, Akiho Yoshizawa, Ai Iijima...... Sisters help me regain my majesty. Immediately following and ignoring the many people next to him, he quickly pulled open his crotch and looked down, but saw that his brother was like a dead loach and didn't move. Zhang Dacang picked up the chopsticks and played with them twice, and the brother staggered for a while, almost urinating out.

The people next to him saw Zhang Dacang's actions and began to discuss.

"Who is this man? What qualities? ”

"In broad daylight, openly molesting the little brother."

"Alas, the wind is going down, the wind is going down."

……

Zhang Dacang didn't care what others said, he drooped his head and sat there depressed, looking loveless.

"Brother Tai, you can come and sit down now." Zhang Dacang said to the stunning boy stupidly: "I was offended just now, don't be surprised." Zhang Dacang thought that since it had become a fact, it was useless to complain, so it was better to accept it gladly, at least the stunning boy in front of him should be a boutique in the chrysanthemum world, so he invited him to say something.

But the stunning boy just saw what Zhang Dacang did, and only today he encountered a pervert, where did he dare to sit over, so he had to excuse himself and said: "That, brother, it's good for me to sit here." ”

"Brother Tai must have been frightened by what I just did, wasn't he?" Zhang Dacang said leisurely: "Actually, I was conducting a very important experiment just now, which is related to the happiness of my life, so it is a bit rude, please don't think crookedly, after all, I have always been quite decent in style, and I can't deny my personality because of this one or two faux pas......"

"I understand this," the stunning boy couldn't help but blush when he remembered what he had done just now, and said embarrassedly: "Childe, there are already people, I was really abrupt before, and I hope my brother doesn't mind." Well, that, you go ahead with your experiment, and I wish you success in your experiment. ”

Zhang Dacang's eyes looked directly at the reddened cheeks of the stunning boy, and his heart jumped twice inexplicably.

Sure enough, the orientation has changed, Zhang Dacang's heart is like ashes, and he greets the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the Hong Sect in his heart.

"Alas," Zhang Dacang sighed, "I have failed, and it seems that I will live in darkness for the rest of my life." Then he said with a loveless expression: "I just hope to make a friend who is more handsome than me in my lifetime, thinking that I have been in the chrysanthemum world in the years of the weak crown, and I have not met a rival so far, today I finally met a friend who can have the power to fight with me, and I tried my best to invite but I didn't expect to be refused." Alas...... Invincible is, how lonely, invincible is, how empty......" Zhang Dacang said and began to sing.

The stunning boy listened to him talk interestingly, held back the smile in his heart several times, quietly listened to him finish singing, and asked, "Brother Tai, this song was composed by you?" I've never heard such a strange tune. ”

"It's easy to say," Zhang Dacang said with interest: "It's from the beginning, and it's normal that you haven't heard of it." Doesn't it feel exciting, like a cloud, with waves of climaxes? Don't praise me, don't be grateful, don't ask me why, please call me Lei Feng. ”

"Lei Feng?" The stunning boy innocently asked: "Dare to ask Lei Feng is a brother and Taiwan's name?" ”

"Alas, it's okay if you want to understand it that way," Zhang Dacang sighed and said, "I have long known that geniuses are lonely, but I didn't expect it to be so lonely. ”

"In Xia Song Shi," the stunning boy reported to his family: "It's really a blessing to meet a friend like Brother Lei Feng today." ”

"No one asked you to report your home," Zhang Dacang said outside the situation: "Just report your own measurements." ”

"Three measurements?" The stunning boy obviously didn't understand: "Dare to ask Brother Lei, what is Sanwei?"

"Oh," Zhang Dacang said nonsense, "such a profound thing, I guess it is difficult to explain it to you with your IQ, why don't we open a room here, how about we talk by candlelight?"

"It's good," Song Shi said embarrassedly, "But there are still important things to deal with today, so I think I can only change the day." ”

"Okay," Zhang Cannon said excitedly: "Okay, let's just another day." This product deliberately accentuated the tone of the Japanese word to induce Song Shi.

But Song Shi obviously didn't understand, and hugged his fists and said: "So take care of Young Master Lei, Song Shi will leave first today." Then he threw a silver bar on the table and went out the door.