Looking at Master Li's shy appearance, Zhang Dacang swallowed his saliva and said, "Basically, come, Master, let's open a room and I will teach you what I have learned in life." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Master Li chuckled and dodged: "Childe, it's late today, I'll invite Childe over tomorrow, don't disturb the three sons' Yaxing first, you eat and drink slowly, and the master retreats first." ”

After speaking, he didn't wait for the three of them to speak, and went straight away.

The three of them continued to eat and drink until they all staggered out of the Yuxiang Building.

Zhang Ziyun went back to the house with a solemn voice, and Zhang Dacang helped Young Master Jin and the two of them shook and walked home.

When the two passed by the gate of a house, Young Master Jin felt nauseous and nauseated, and vomited on the ground with a "wow", the fishy smell was unpleasant, which made people cover their noses.

When the gatekeeper saw this, he was furious and shouted, "Where did the drunkard dare to spit out at the gate!" ”

Young Master Jin was not convinced, and said with drunken eyes: "What are you bluffing?" Who told your door to open to my mouth! ”

The janitor laughed and said, "The gate was built like this a long time ago, and it wasn't built towards your mouth today!" ”

Young Master Jin pointed to his mouth and said, "Hey, Lao Tzu's mouth has been born for decades!" ”

The janitor saw that they were two drunkards, and he was afraid that they would make trouble, so he didn't bother with them at the moment, sighed and dealt with it himself.

Finally sent Young Master Jin back to the room, Zhang Dacang suddenly felt the urgency to urinate, and ran to the toilet to urinate.

In a daze, Zhang Dacang ran into a thatched toilet with a female character, just took off his pants, was smoked by the smell of the latrine, and also felt nauseous and nauseated, and vomited a big puddle of "wow".

At this time, he heard the sound of "lala" water next door, and Zhang Dacang mistakenly thought that Zhang Ziyun was pouring wine for him again, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu said a long time ago that I won't drink anymore, who is fucking pouring wine for Lao Tzu again?" ”

To say that Miss Jin is really unlucky, she has been a little diarrhea since this morning, and it just happened that Mrs. Jin was in the inner courtyard toilet again, Miss Jin couldn't hold back and ran to the outer courtyard toilet in a panic, seeing that there was no one around. It's okay now, Zhang Dacang ran to the women's toilet drunk, fortunately, there are two women's toilets, and there is a partition in the middle to block it, otherwise, Miss Jin wouldn't dare to think about it.

Rao is like this, Miss Jin still doesn't dare to come out, for fear of alarming this drunkard, if he comes over, her reputation will be lost. Hearing Zhang Dacang calling next door, Miss Jin had to hold back her little relief, thinking that she would be relieved after Zhang Dacang left, but she never thought that she would hold back a fart after holding it back. Zhang Dacang was furious when he heard this, slapped the partition with his hand, and reprimanded loudly: "I said that I won't drink it, I won't drink it, who opened a bottle again?" As I said beforehand, whoever drinks it! After speaking, there was a snoring sound next door, thinking that Zhang Cannon was asleep.

Miss Jin was instantly frightened and dared to relieve herself here, so she hurriedly sorted out her clothes and pants and prepared to go back to the inner courtyard.

Zhang Dacang was not asleep, and when he heard Suosuo's voice, he squinted and poked his head out. "Smack!" Before he could see the situation clearly, he was slapped in the face, and then kicked into the toilet again.

Zhang Dacang was furious, staggered open the toilet door and followed, but there was still a figure of Miss Jin, so he had to squint and mutter: "Why are you running in such a hurry, I haven't tipped yet, don't want it?" Then he squinted and looked around with drunken eyes, thinking to himself why was Lao Tzu in the latrine? So he stumbled to his lodgings.

"Zhang Cannon, what's going on?" At this time, Sun Li, Rhubarb, Zhao Si, and Zhou Shen rushed to ask with the guys: "Just now, Miss rushed to tell us that there was an assassin in the toilet." ”

Zhang Dacang burped, and the pungent smell of wine made everyone cover their noses in disgust. Zhang Dacang said slowly: "How do I know? I've just arrived, too. No wonder Lao Tzu just got slapped and kicked. ”

Sun Li looked around, saw that there was no movement, and then glanced at Zhang Dacang's state, guessed a little in his heart, and said to Zhang Dacang: "You guy, I told you to watch the young master study, and you actually followed the young master to eat flower wine." ”

"That's it...... That's it," Zhao Si was very dissatisfied: "It's still ...... Don't call it...... Let's".

"You stinky men," Rhubarb fanned the smell of the air in disgust, and said, "It's all this virtue, let's say it first, the old lady won't sleep with him tonight." ”

"I don't sleep with him either......" the crowd chimed in.

"Do you think I want to sleep with this?" Sun Li said angrily: "But there is no way, we are now grasshoppers in the same boat, so we must care for and support each other, we can't leave him alone here, right?" Otherwise, how can we talk about it when Mrs. asks tomorrow? ”

Everyone was right to think about it, so they had to nod silently, Zhao Si thought that this thing would vomit Lao Tzu at night, so he would let him go tonight and not arrest his brother.

Everyone picked up Zhang Dacang and continued to walk towards his residence. Passing by the pigsty, Zhang Dacang violently broke free from everyone, got into the pigsty, hugged the old sow and slept, and said: "Okay, you go back, you don't need to send it, I'm home." Then he touched the sow and said, "Hey, fourth brother, why do you sleep in a sweater?" To tell you a tragic story, I'm actually bisexual. ”

When everyone heard Zhang Dacang's words, they all looked at Zhao Si with a strange look in their eyes. Zhao Sisi said angrily: "You ...... What the is this...... What eye ...... God? So much...... It's been a year, you're ...... I don't know about him...... His orientation...... Can't you pay it yet...... Chu My ...... orientation? These...... years, I ...... I'm ...... with little peach Heroic...... The country love story you ...... again No...... I don't know. ”

It made sense for everyone to think about it, dispelled their suspicions about Zhao Si, and continued to look at Zhang Dacang. I saw that the goods continued to touch down: "Fourth brother, your ...... Sweaters are really fashionable, or are they ...... What about the double-breasted? Catch up with Ming'er...... Do it for me too...... Does one piece work? After the birth of my baby is good for breastfeeding. ”

After saying that, there was another wave of nausea, and with a "wow" sound spit out the wine and food all over his face, the sow turned around and licked the "delicious food" on his face with her tongue. Zhang Dacang was itchy for a while, squinted his eyes and said while spitting: "Fourth brother, don't, don't...... Hmm, honey, don't make a fuss, huh...... My heart, you're so bad, huh...... Well. "The old sow is also well...... Well, when it's a response.

Zhao Si looked furious, and said in his heart Where is this guy drunk, today he is clearly here to dismantle my signboard, kicked it over, and opened the cannon's butt in the middle. Zhang Dacang was in pain, rolled on the spot, and said angrily: "Why are you kicking Lao Tzu?" Didn't the tip be given to you? ”

Retching again, Sun Li was afraid that he would vomit his face again, and kicked over the bucket containing pig food next to him. Zhang Dacang took the bucket and said with a smile: "By the way, you have to change such a big cup to drink it to enjoy yourself......