"Is that true?"

The change in Nie Haiyuan's expression can not be described as unpleasant, he is angry when he says it, but he can't hide it at all, and Zou Cang behind him is the same, his thin body jumps three highs, and he doesn't bury the name of "monkey" at all.

"It's true, it's fake, and the opportunity can't be lost again!"

Jing Chong smiled and looked at Kong Da opposite, but he showed a resolute and determined look when he spoke.

Such a performance can't help but make Kongda's pores frightened, unconsciously, he has a feeling of being betrayed, and this feeling is so strong that he is as strong as him, he can't support it, and he has the urge to pull his legs and leave.

Staring at Jing Chong's gaze, Kong Da became more and more weak, especially at the moment when he saw the other party winking at him, his chest was even colder, and his heart sank to the bottom, but before he could make a move, the imaginary scene still came as scheduled.

But seeing the two figures of a fat and a thin figure on the bank of the Qingtan River, they suddenly stood up, one by one with ecstasy, and slowly stretched out their arms, showing an unrelieved enthusiasm, they were unrestrained, undisguised feelings, and their bodies trembled and faintly revealed suffocating pressure.

Seeing this, Kong Da really couldn't support it, a pair of rough big hands, and hurriedly raised it above his head, the kind of demeanor just now has long since ceased to exist, and at this time he seems to have become a thin and withered innocent old man.

But even so, he still couldn't stop the trend of swarming on the opposite side, one fat and one thin, one was as fast as a monkey, and the other was as violent as an orangutan, the outstretched arms of the two people could not be said to take Kong Da into their arms, thick shoulders, broad mind, the moment the two sides touched, Kong Da did not vomit out the wild fruits he ate at noon, but at this time the other party could not help himself.

"Uncle Kong!"

The soft voice like a little sheep came from the mouths of the two, and the pores were terrifying, goosebumps were flying, even if Jing Chong was a few feet away, his body trembled, and his spine was cold.

"Don't... Don't do that, okay?"

Kong Da was indeed helpless, but he was already in a hurry, and what made him even more unacceptable was that Nie Haiyuan's huge thick lips had already been indistinguishable on his wrinkled face

In an instant, it seemed to be forever, and this scene was completely frozen, but what could not be concealed was Kunda's constantly changing eyes, first staring round, and then suddenly losing his mind, his breath stagnated, and he could no longer contain the uncontrollable roll up and down in his stomach, and he choked his throat.

"No... To..."

Before he finished speaking, Konda was already vomiting wildly as soon as he turned around

At the same time, Nie Haiyuan also let go of his hands, and when he recalled what he had just done, he also felt a burst of nausea, turned around and bent over, and vomited wildly.

The three of them vomited into a pair and a half, such a picture is really speechless, but fortunately, Jing Chong in the distance has already turned his body, otherwise I am afraid that even he will not be able to escape the doom.

"What do you want to do, kid, although my old man is old, he doesn't have the same hobbies as you!"

Kunda was furious, wiped his mouth with his hand, and then twisted his beard again, and then his eyes widened and he scolded angrily.

At this time, Nie Haiyuan and Zou Cang also calmed down one after another, panting for a long time before stabilizing their figures, but they didn't pay attention to Kong Da's furious tone, the two of them looked at each other, and they both fell to their knees with a pop.

"Uncle Kong is highly respected, and he is really the object of admiration of my generation, so he can't help it, so that every inch is in chaos, but this performance really can't show that the two of us admire you in case, so I hereby implore the old man to accept him as a disciple, and serve properly in front of the temple and behind the temple!"

This is definitely rehearsed, or it is not so neatly said, the two of them spoke in unison, and Kong Da, who only said it, was dumbfounded.

"What do you mean, you two boys?"

Kong Da was dumbfounded, but subconsciously looked at Jing Chong opposite, and as soon as his eyes met, he found that Jing Chong turned his face around, pretending not to see it.

"Ungrateful boy, can you hurt my old man like this?" Kong Da was full of grievances, but he could only look at the pair of enemies who knelt at his feet with an embarrassed face, even though he was unwilling in his heart, but he didn't dare to refuse immediately for a while, after all, he really saw the methods of the two, and he really didn't want to "repeat the mistakes of the past".

"Hmm!"

Kong Da deliberately raised his voice, intending to call Jing Chong to relieve the siege, but his actions immediately drove the two people under his feet, but he saw them bow to the end, knocking on the ground with their foreheads, with indescribable piety.

"Ask the teacher to accept us, accept us!"

Again, they spoke in unison, but the pores of such words were still terrifying, so that a million of Conda's hearts were unwilling.

"It's not that Uncle Kong is ruthless, but you two are really not materials for martial arts, it's better to learn to pick dung with your Aunt Kong, and when the old man and I retire, the burden of this miscellaneous house will be handed over to the two of you!"

What Konda said was gentle and humble and reasonable, so that people had nowhere to refute, but he really underestimated the two in front of him, they had no other skills, and when it came to entanglement, it was the originator-like existence.

"Thank you Uncle Kong for your kindness, but the two of us are really not here, as everyone knows, the birds fly in the forest, and the birds fly for nine days, although the two of us have no talent, but they have the ambition of the nine heavens, and then there is a saying, diligence can make up for the clumsiness, I believe that as long as we put in the effort, we will be able to succeed, and please give the uncle a chance, accept us, accept us!"

What Nie Haiyuan said made more sense than Kong Da, and it was completely reasonable to move with affection and reason, but for a while Kong Da became speechless.

And as soon as the words fell, the two of them immediately knocked their heads hard, jumped, trembled with a big earthquake, and their feet were numb.

"This ......" is actually impossible to say that he is not moved, but when he thinks of the appearance of these two people who are usually lazy and rude and do not do their jobs, he is angry, especially this fat man's mouth, and he can make the dead man say that he is alive, and he must not get on his thief ship

Thinking of this, Kunda retracted the bottom line, not wanting to retreat in the slightest.

"Don't do this, that, who doesn't know that Uncle Kong is a warm-hearted person? Supporting the old lady to cross the mountain road, helping the widow to carry water, and helping the eldest girl to wash clothes, all of this shows your respectable and helpful quality, your old life is a gift from God, especially for my brother's gospel, I am grateful, grateful!"

Nie Haiyuan's mouth was like a slingshot, and he kept talking, some of them were the Tao, but some of them were nonsense and nonsense, and there was no shape when he said it.

"Who helped the old lady cross the mountain road? Who helped the widow carry water? Did you rinse your mouth before you spoke? How did you clean up the old man's reputation?"

Kong Da thought about it for a long time before he woke up from Nie Haiyuan's fierce flattery, and his heart was suddenly unhappy, and he was in a relationship with some women, and I was in a relationship with some women, didn't I mean that I was a wolf and a wolf?

scolded mercilessly for a while, but saw that Nie Haiyuan laughed as always, "Uncle Kong really does good deeds without leaving a name, and so do you!"

Nie Haiyuan said but gave him a thumbs up, and Zou Cang behind him also nodded his head and his expression was disgusting.

"I haven't done it, don't talk nonsense there!"

Kunda was furious and was about to go berserk.

"Uncle Kong, don't laugh, a few days ago I saw you helping an aunt carry water on the lower mountain peak next door, and I faintly heard what cuihua and the like, with a name and a surname, don't be modest!"

As soon as these words blurted out, he saw that Kong Da's face suddenly turned red to the top of his neck, and his expression stiffened, but soon became miserable again, he looked at Jing Chong who only left his back on the opposite side with angry eyes, and scolded without breaking his mouth.

But after thinking about it, neither of the two living treasures under your feet is a fuel-efficient lamp, and there is no door guard for each mouth, so don't make a big deal of it in the art hall, and your evening festival will not be guaranteed.

Thinking of this, Kong Da regretted that his intestines were even green, he only felt that he had poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, and he had such two living ancestors, but the handle was in the hands of others, so he had to nod helplessly.

"What kind of virtue did I lack in my last life!"

Throwing down this sentence angrily, Conda had no choice but to flick his sleeves and turn around angrily, and walk away along the passage under his feet.

In place, the three teenagers looked at each other and smiled, trembling and leaning forward and backward with laughter.