Reading Pavilion 『 』, the full text is free to read. The bald head finally reacted, but at this time he was also a little cowardly. He said, "You have something in your hand." ”

Yuwanwan simply opened his hand, and there was nothing in his hand. But as soon as the hand was opened, the fire was extinguished.

Yuwanwan's hand slowly closed, and then put her hand up, and the fire slammed again, and the flames flickered, beating on her hand like a living thing.

Yuwanwan said: "Can't smoke yet? ”

This bald head is still very brave, he must pretend to be calm, otherwise how can he be the head of a second-rate son! He actually rolled over with a cigarette in his mouth, lowered his head, leaned over and started to light it. It's just that as soon as this head stretched out, the fire slammed up, and it sprayed directly on the bald head's face.

All of a sudden, the bald head's eyebrows were burned out, and his face was black.

The bald head was in a hurry, touched the top of his head and said, "Mom sells batches!" Lao Tzu wants monsters to descend wild things, and he wants you to obey! ”

Yuwanwan shouted: "Your baby is a dog and a motorcycle - you don't understand science!" ”

I understand the meaning of this sentence that Yuwanwan wants to express that this bald head is a little silly and can't see the reality clearly. It's not that he doesn't understand science. Anyway, it's almost understood, and as for the connotation, it is estimated that only Sichuan people can understand it more profoundly.

It seems that this Yuwan Bay has traveled south and north, and there is a lot of knowledge, and this Sichuan dialect can also come to two sentences.

The bald six people went forward, Yuwanwan simply retreated back, directly behind me, she said in Sichuan dialect: "If you want to move me, ask my brother first!" With your virtue, not to mention that your mother is a rural hukou, you will be a single person in your life! ”

The bald head shouted: "Hammer, you are a shovel!" Labor and management will kill you! ”

"You're a square brain, if you want to die, you'll come!" Not to be outdone, Yuwanwan is not to be outdone.

I have long heard that the people of Sichuan are still quite capable of fighting, and at this time, their temper was brought up by Yuwanwan, and they were really anxious. The bald head looked at me and said, "This is your sister?" Enough cowhide! ”

As he spoke, all six of them took out a switchblade from their pockets and pushed them out almost together.

The bald head gestured with a switchblade and said, "There is no other request today, you sister will light a cigarette for each of us, and this matter will be over, otherwise this matter will not be over." ”

I said, "I'll light a cigarette for you and apologize, okay?" ”

"Hello fetus, is your turtle son's brain in the water! What do I want you to do with a cigarette! I want her! As he spoke, the bald head stretched out his hand and pointed to Yuwan Bay behind me.

I said in my heart that you are too bold to dare to point fingers in front of me. As soon as I reached out and grabbed his wrist, I simply twisted it, and his body went straight to it, and I kicked him directly to the ground with a kick on his big/ass/thigh.

I said, "Eat well, don't make trouble!" Just act as if nothing happened? ”

Speaking from the heart, I am a closed disciple of Wu Dingguo, the ace instructor of the dignified military command, and I lost my identity when I fought with this group of second-rate people. If I find someone to compete, I can find Hu Junjie, I can find Hu Changsheng. Even Hu Xian, that's my real good opponent.

A few second-rate people really can't get on the stage, like a tiger bullying a big rooster who is pretending, and he is not interested in it.

It's just that these people are quite stubborn, and after they helped the bald head up, they actually rushed towards me and Huzi together.

Huzi stretched out his hand and touched the seven-inch nail, this is not a joke, if you don't do it, you will be stabbed to death.

And I know that this thing has been inserted/into the old lady's corpse, and if it is not done well, there will be corpse poison. If you stab someone, you will be poisoned.

Second-rate people are also people, when they get old and get married, if they have a wife in charge, they can learn well, and when the time comes, their wives and children are waiting for him to raise, and they will know that they will live a good life. If you abolish people, how will they live the rest of their lives?

I'm still worried about the conductor, and I'm afraid he'll have a hard time for the rest of his life.

I said, "Huzi, leave it to me." ”

I stretched out my hand and took out the dagger, pushed the blade out with a direct brush, looked at the bald head and smiled, and said, "Why bother, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, what can't he sit down and talk about." ”

The bald head said: "Lao Tzu is going to fight with you today!" ”

Saying that, I made do with it, and I really dared to stab / me.

I have to admire the courage of this guy, he really doesn't play around. The dagger came straight at my stomach, and it was clear that it wouldn't stab anyone. But daring to poke it out is not something that ordinary people can do.

I didn't dodge or dodge, my left hand reached out and grabbed his right wrist. Don't look at him very stocky, but he is just a showcase, and his body is very weak, I directly raised his hand, and then, my dagger was directly aimed at his crotch, and slashed up, directly cutting his belt. This guy's pants just hit the ground.

I pushed him back, and the bald man stumbled under his feet, and he fell directly to the ground.

When the remaining few saw this, they went up one after another to help the bald head up.

One of them said: "Brother Biao, these are not mortals, we are not opponents!" Thirty-six plans are the upper ones. ”

The bald head nodded and said, "The hero doesn't suffer the immediate loss, let's withdraw!" ”

"I want it!"

These ones were going to run, and the other said, "Wait a minute, I'll go get my bag." ”

The man went back and picked up the bags of several people, and then ran out with a few people, nodding and smiling at me as he left.

"I can't stand it." Huzi teased.

The proprietress breathed a sigh of relief and came over and said, "Thank you!" These hooligans are annoying! Even if Lao Tzu dies poor, he doesn't want to do this kind of person's business. ”

I said, "I'm sorry, we don't want to cause trouble." I really can't get used to these hooligans, so that's it. In this way, we will pay for that table, will we succeed? ”

"No, no, I can let you pay."

It's good to say that the proprietress doesn't want this money, we can only give up. It can be seen that Sichuan women are still very temperamental, and they are scene people.

As we walked back, I said, "Miss Wanwan, you think you're helping the proprietress when in fact the proprietress can't do those people's business anymore." Such second-rate people are actually not much bad, at most they are flirting/teasing waiters, but they are willing to spend money. As long as you have a little money in your hand, you will come out to drink, today you invite, tomorrow he invites, you have to drink when you are happy, you have to drink when you are unhappy, there is really no reason to find a reason to drink. Their money is best earned. How many of those so-called righteous men and gentlemen will come out to the restaurant all day long? ”

Yuwanwan said: "I hurt the proprietress together?" You said too, there is such a big thing in the front, and the boss is stir-frying in the back, but it doesn't come out. ”

I said, "What are you doing here?" Come out and cut people with a kitchen knife? People are businessmen, not gangsters. ”

We returned to the backyard of the farm machinery station, and Yuwanwan watched me cut and parted ways with us, heading towards our dormitory.

Huzi and I looked at each other and smiled, and went back to the dormitory. Huzi took out a set, he read the second volume, I read the first volume, and after reading it for a while, I became sleepy.

Early the next morning, Huzi and I planned to look for tofu brain and fritters, tofu brain was not found, found the old tofu, that is, the water tofu has been put in the water to cook, this tofu is really old, the taste is OK, but this thing can not be eaten as a meal, fortunately there are steamed buns, the small buns are not big, the taste is OK, I and Huzi ate a meal of steamed buns and old tofu. Eat sour and good.

Huzi said: "Lao Chen, in fact, he is used to it, and he is really one side of the water and soil to support the other side." Look at this Sichuan woman, all of them are so spiritual! ”

I hummed and said, "There are beautiful women here in Sichuan, and they are as famous as the Northeast." ”

Huzi said: "Isn't it said that there are beautiful women in the south of the Yangtze River?" ”

I smiled and said, "I heard Wu Dingguo say that the Jiangnan side is not as good as the north/Beijing, and the northeast and southwest are the beauties." ”

We were chatting when Yuwanwan suddenly appeared behind us, and she said, "It's not serious, my mind is full of these dirty thoughts, and men don't have a good thing." ”

I looked back and saw that it was her, and hurriedly gave up my seat and asked the boss to fish out a plate of old tofu and ask for two baskets of small buns. The owner gave us three bowls of water to cook tofu, which was still good to drink.

After eating, the three of us went back together, and as soon as they got up and asked what we were eating, I pointed with my hand and said, "There are buns and tofu in the town outside, go and eat them." Huzi and I ate well. ”

The corpse shadow and Lu Xueman went out together, and soon, Zhou Tao and Xu Hui arrived in a Cherokee, and after the two of them got out of the car, they asked us if we had eaten, I said that the buns I ate outside, I heard that the corpse and Lu Xueman were eating buns, and the two of them drove around to eat buns as soon as they heard it. High-quality and free reading is in the Reading Pavilion.