"Don't be blind Chen, you speak, talk quickly."

"Is it bad money, Lao Tzu is rich."

"Speak quickly, speak quickly."

"You turtle son hangs me so much."

"yes, yes, tell me about it."

"That's right, blind Chen, what kind of thing are you, you are equivalent to Lao Tzu going into a brothel to find a young lady, Lao Tzu took off his pants and a ball, your turtle son told Lao Tzu that you are coming to menstruation!"

"Hahaha......" Everyone burst into laughter, Wang Yongan couldn't help laughing, Feng Heng whispered in his ear in Sichuan dialect: "Dashuai, your story is full of wonderful words, I believe it to be true, why don't you marry a Japanese princess?" ”

"Immortal, you banban!" Wang Yongan also scolded him in Sichuanese, "Do you believe that others are pretending to be skinny?" I see you're getting a lot of balls. ”

"I don't dare, I don't dare, you're the emperor's son-in-law." Feng Heng held back a smile.

Wang Yongan scolded with a smile: "You old slut, you have to wait for me to pick your skin." ”

The two of them made fun of each other in non-standard Sichuan dialect, but in fact, they didn't pretend to be accents, they just thought that this Sichuan dialect was very cola-chan and full of humor.

There are two places in China where the speeches are particularly humorous: the Northeast and the Sichuanese. The humor of the Tohoku people is due to the fact that the Tohoku winters are long and cold, with snow starting in October of the first year and ending in May of the following year. Therefore, in order to avoid national depression like the Norwegian Swedes, the people who went to the Kanto region carried out a variety of literary and artistic activities, and developed a unique Northeast culture and Northeast humor in the sixty or seventy years from the end of the Qing Dynasty to the founding of the People's Republic of China. The humor of the Sichuan people is also known as Bashu humor, and the humor of Bashu originates more from the optimistic life attitude of the Bashu people, and many people call it a joy in suffering, but it is undeniable that even if the Bashu people live in a bitter environment, they will face it with an optimistic attitude and use humorous language to release pressure, so it has formed a unique humor style in the Bashu region. (Note)

In this cold winter, Wang Yongan and Feng Heng teased each other to relieve the cold, which can be regarded as a kind of heart.

The blind man Chen got the reward, touched it with his hand, and only felt that it was about eighteen or nineteen yuan, so he nodded with satisfaction, patted Xingmu and continued: "The last book said that Wang Yongan refused to be a concubine of the Wa State, which angered the Emperor of the Wa State and sent the dead soldiers to chase and kill Wang Yongan for thousands of miles. Wang Yongan had no choice but to fake his death, and the golden cicada came out of its shell and fled back to Yangzhou.

Ladies and gentlemen, Wang Yongan has lived in the Japanese country for more than ten years, and naturally he has long been dressed like a Japanese person, cutting his braids and wearing short shirts, so as soon as he entered the city, he was arrested by the Yangzhou officials as a revolutionary party, and the next day he was dragged to the execution ground to prepare to show the public.

Ladies and gentlemen, do you remember that we killed the revolutionary party in Yibin City? Eight years ago, the row of heads hanging at the head of Yibin City can tell everyone that in the former Qing Dynasty, if anyone became a revolutionary party, it would be a decisive decision. As soon as this little Zhuge returned to Yangzhou, he was arrested as a revolutionary party, even though he was wise and brave, but he could not escape death.

Early the next morning, Xiao Zhuge who was tied up by five flowers was pulled directly to the entrance of the vegetable market to prepare for the head, the executioner sharpened the knife, brought over a bowl of spirits, sprayed the spirits on the guillotine with a sip, and shouted: 'Revolutionary Party grandfather, it's not that I want to kill you, it's that the Qing Dynasty can't tolerate you, what else do you have to say?' ’

Xiao Zhuge was discouraged and only lamented the bad luck, so he said to everyone: "I am Wang Yongan, the grandson of Yangzhou Emperor Wangjia'an, and I will bother you fellow villagers and elders, and after I die, I will send my head and corpse back to the ancestral hall of my hometown, so as not to be a lonely ghost." Naturally, there were people who recognized Xiao Zhuge in the crowd, and immediately shouted that this person was not a revolutionary party, and some people immediately ran to the barracks and told Wang Yongtai about the incident.

Ladies and gentlemen, the last letter said that Wang Yongtai defected to Yuan Shikai and became a general, so Wang Yongtai led the army back to Yangzhou to strictly prevent the revolutionary party from making trouble. And this Wang Yongtai always thought that his younger brother was dead, and when he heard that his younger brother was still alive and was about to be beheaded, Wang Yongtai immediately rode a fast horse to the entrance of the vegetable market, shouting that the knife would leave people.

In an instant, the executioner's broadsword swung down, everyone, everyone, predict what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition......"

"Lao Tzu will kill you......" Everyone was immediately angry!

Wang Yongan was very happy to hear it, okay, his image in this folk tale is really bad, he was almost beheaded, Feng Heng couldn't help but smile and said: "It's really a knife to keep people?" ”

Wang Yongan shook his head and said, "With my head, it's strange that I can be arrested by the Qing soldiers." ”

"Hahaha, I'll just say, cunning as you can have such a down-and-out time."

The two of them left this place while talking and laughing, folklore is folklore, the people don't know the story, and they arrange a story casually to enrich the "spiritual civilization construction", and most of them are not slandered out of malice, which is enough. As for what Wang Yongan can be arranged, that's the people's own business.

After a round of inspection, it was getting late, Wang Yongan proposed to buy wine and distribute it to the soldiers, Feng Heng felt that this suggestion was too good, it was cold, and drinking wine could at least warm up for a night. Since ancient times, Yibin has been a place where many ethnic groups live together, and while all ethnic groups are integrated, they also integrate their own wine-making techniques together, creating a well-known Yibin liquor in Sichuan Province.

Of course, Yibin liquor at this time is not a winemaking group in later generations, but a general term for the liquor made by Yibin people since ancient times, and outsiders are good at winemaking. And Yibin each has its own wine-making secrets, each with its own characteristics, its taste and quality are far better than the later generations of wineries, so there is a saying that Yibin Daqu lives in the local thatched house.

Wang Yongan doesn't care about the price of wine, compared to spending money on wine, the cost of spending money on treatment is too great. With permission from the headquarters, the town border army bought out almost all the spirits around Yibin.

Wang Yongan and Feng Heng returned to the tent in the field camp to rest, but it was so cold that Wang Yongan didn't sleep for half the night, and didn't sleep for a few hours until he drank wine. Wang Yongan woke up as soon as it was dawn, went out for a run to warm up his body, and other soldiers also ran to warm up. At this time, the magistrate of Yibin County ran over and said to Wang Yongan that there is a Zhenwu Mountain outside Yibin City, which is a Taoist holy place in southern Sichuan, and there is a temple of Zhenwu Emperor on Zhenwu Mountain, which is particularly well-informed, so it is better for us to ask for a fairy.

Idle is idle, you can't sit in the tent all the time and wait for the snow to stop, Wang Yongan felt that climbing Zhenwu Mountain to worship Zhenwu Emperor was the right to exercise and learn cultural knowledge, so he pulled Feng Heng, Li Yao, Li Zuzhi, Li Shirui and other more than 70 officers to Zhenwu Mountain to worship God. Everyone was also disturbed and depressed by this damn weather, so they naturally supported this suggestion of mountaineering, and after breakfast, under the guidance of the local people, almost all the senior officers of the Zhenbian Army went to Zhenwu Mountain to climb the mountain. If the British knew that the senior officers of the Zhenbian Army were so unprofessional, they would be able to wipe out the Zhenbian Army by planting a few hundred catties of explosives on Zhenwu Mountain.