But seeing the anger of the public, Zhang Dacang gritted his teeth and looked at Miss Jin. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info didn't expect Miss Jin to happily echo on the side: "Let's ...... again"

Zhang Dacang raised his middle finger at him, and Miss Jin didn't know what to do, thinking that she was praising her, and screamed more vigorously. That energy made Zhang Dacang think of a classic line: You call it, even if you scream, it's useless to cut your throat.

Zhang Dacang was determined not to do it anymore, and said solemnly to Miss Xuan'er: "If you do it, you will do it, if you don't do it, if you don't do it, you don't have to prove your innocence." ”

"Hmph," Miss Xuan'er didn't have time to speak, and a talented man behind her couldn't bear it anymore, and said: "The two soils are the gui, since it is not the turtle of the turtle, why is it a hexagram." ”

When he saw Zhang Dacang cowering, he thought that he must have no real talent and real learning, so he was sarcastic Zhang Dacang like a turtle.

"Song Gongzi, don't ......" Miss Xuan'er stopped, she didn't expect things to end up like this, she thought that she used to ask someone to make poems, and everyone was desperate, but she didn't expect this person to ignore her today. But he didn't want to make a big deal out of it, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Song Gongzi: "Xuan'er, don't worry about it, let me Song Mingxuan take out this evil anger for you today." ”

This product is really shameless, so it's called Xuan'er, and even the girl is omitted.

"Ah, it turned out to be the king of Cangzhou, known as the prince of Song who pierced the intestines......"

"It's so handsome......"

"Is it difficult that he is also here for Miss Xuan'er? Why, Miss Xuan'er robbed my Mu Gongzi and came to rob my Song Gongzi again? I am ...... when I am born."

Damn, mentally retarded, Zhang Dacang scolded secretly, you have to pull me into the water to soak a girl, it seems that there is no trick, let Lao Tzu teach you the skills of picking up girls another day.

"Two days are prosperous, since it is not a prostitute, why do you sing it with your mouth." Looking at his flattering face in front of Miss Xuan'er, Zhang Dacang immediately sarcastically scolded him like a prostitute. But in this way, Miss Xuan'er was also sold, Song Mingxuan was a prostitute, so wasn't she a prostitute?

Song Mingxuan's face was pale, no one had ever dared to humiliate me like this, thinking about pacing back and forth two steps, and said: "Scratch and itch, itch and scratch, don't scratch and don't scratch, don't scratch, scratch and scratch, scratch and scratch, the more you scratch, the more you itch, the more you scratch." ”

Scratch your sister, it's itchy and scratching a lot of juvenile gynecological diseases? Thinking about it, he smiled at Song Mingxuan: "Oh, Song Gongzi is itching and scratching again, isn't that what?" Well? After speaking, he smiled ambiguously at Song Mingxuan, his eyes blinked, and he had a dead expression that all men understand.

"Ah......" The talented girls on the side covered their faces shyly, but the jackals showed much greater interest than reading.

"Phew," Miss Jin scolded amusefully and angrily on the side, "nasty embryo." ”

"It's not what you think," Song Mingxuan's handsome face turned red, and he hurriedly explained: "Don't be misled by this guy, this is just a very normal pair." ”

"This is a very normal pair," Zhang Dacang said innocently: "I didn't mislead everyone about anything, we didn't think anything, Song Gongzi said that it wasn't what we thought, what did we think?" ”

When they heard this, they rebuked themselves.

"Gee, how could I have thought of that, I really am."

"I've been reading books for so many years in vain, and I'm really ashamed of the sages."

"Beasts, beasts."

"This ......" Song Mingxuan was speechless for a while.

"Actually, we didn't think about anything at all, it's all your own crooked ways," Zhang Dacang ignored and continued to incite the masses: "Everyone said yes? ”

Hearing him say this, everyone was freed from self-blame and blamed Song Mingxuan one after another.

"yes, I didn't think about anything."

"It's all this Song Mingxuan, obviously he is filthy, but he still planted it on Lao Tzu's head."

"Beasts, beasts."

"Okay, everyone, don't be impatient," Miss Xuan'er opened her mouth to relieve Song Mingxuan, and said, "I believe that Song Gongzi is definitely not this kind of person." Then he smiled at Zhang Dacang and said, "Zhang Gongzi, let's go on with the pair." ”

"Yes, yes, yes," Song Mingxuan came back to his senses and yelled at Zhang Dacang: "Zhang Dacang, can you come up?" ”

"Why should I be right?" Zhang Dacang said in surprise, "There is no color." The first joint just now was because Song Mingxuan scolded me, so I scolded back. What are you doing with this second couplet without color and grudges? ”

"Hmph, I think you must be wrong to say this on purpose." Song Mingxuan said hatefully: "If you come up, I will kowtow three times when I see you in the future, and call you a master respectfully, if you can't come up, you will see me three times in the future, and call me a master respectfully, how about it?" ”

"No, I don't accept apprentices." Zhang Cannon laughed.

Miss Xuan'er was about to stop it, but seeing Zhang Dacang's expression as if she was winning, she faintly hoped that he could come up, because this eternal person was definitely stumped and didn't know how many talents, and she had thought about it many times, but after all, there was no result.

"Slow," Miss Jin rushed up to Song Mingxuan and said, "This is not fair, you use an eternal absolute to embarrass my nursing home, even if you win, it will be disgraceful, besides, can you come up against this pair?" ”

"Wow, Miss stepped forward at this time and spoke up, which really made me grateful, and my pants were wet." Zhang Dacang said in a mocking voice.

"Shut up, you're peeing." Miss Jin is angry, and she doesn't care about everyone's beautiful appearance.

But unexpectedly, he was pulled behind by Zhang Dacang, Zhang Dacang stepped forward and smiled at Song Mingxuan: "The master-apprentice bureau is boring, why don't we come to the father-son bureau?" If I lose, I will kowtow three times when I see you in the future, and then respectfully call Daddy, you lose the same, do you dare to bet? ”

Miss Jin was pulled behind by him, very annoyed, and even more angry when she heard his words, and whispered: "Are you crazy? ”

"Miss, don't worry," Zhang Dacang turned his head and whispered, "I'm sure he won't dare to bet, hehe." ”

Looking at his momentum, it is clear that he has the chance to win. Sure enough, Song Mingxuan was unconsciously a little scared, but he said so much earlier, if this would be coaxed in front of everyone, how would he mix it up in the future, he wouldn't agree for a while, and he wouldn't agree if he didn't agree, so he stood there dumbfounded.

"Last night's stars and last night's wind, the west side of the painting building and the east of Guitang. There are no colorful phoenix wings, and there is a little bit of wisdom in the heart. Song Mingxuan was hesitating, only to hear Mu Qiubai come up with a poem, pat Song Mingxuan on the shoulder and say, "Forget it, Brother Song, you are not his opponent." Do you know who wrote this poem? ”

Song Mingxuan followed Mu Qiubai's gaze: "Is it him?" ”

"Yes, it's this person," Mu Qiubai said and arched his hand towards Zhang Dacang: "Brother Tai, we meet again." ”

As soon as these words came out, the pot exploded instantly.

"What? This poem was also written by this product? ”

"Brother Pleasure Cannon is really good."

"It seems that his talent is still above mine."

……

"Oops? Mu Gongzi! Zhang Dacang stepped forward affectionately and touched his hand, looking very familiar: "Isn't this a coincidence?" ”

"Yes," Mu Qiubai smiled and said, "Defeated by Brother Tai in the morning, Qiubai was deeply impressed by Brother Zhang's Wencai. ”

"What, Mu Gongzi, one of the four great talents, was defeated by him?"

"Brother Pleasure Cannon is going to heaven."

"Oh, politely," Zhang Dacang said "modestly": "That's all luck, luck." Childe's Wang Bazhi ejaculated for a long time. ”

Mu Qiu said with a smile: "Oh, by the way, the master girl still has a memory of the son, she told the son when she saw the son in the next place, she must tell the son, she is waiting for the son at any time in the Yuxiang Building." ”

He has a standard in what he said, since Master Li and Miss Xuan'er can't have both, he simply pushed Master Li to Zhang Dacang, at least he could leave a good impression in front of Miss Xuan'er, so he also elevated himself and belittled Zhang Dacang.

"Don't go, don't go," Zhang Dacang said solemnly: "When the tired son sees her again, tell her that I am a serious person." ”