Chapter 568: Gua Sha for Cervical Spondylosis
Ann followed the little eunuch road to the north. Around the pavilion, to the outside of the Hong dog to look at the point, this hall is huge, not inferior to the manna hall, just look at the appearance of the style is very simple and has some Han Dynasty style, may be built on purpose, it is the retro style of the Tang Dynasty.
When I entered the outer hall first, I saw that there were hundreds of palace maids in the hall who were busy, these palace maids shuttled back and forth, holding things in their hands, everything, hand towels, water basins, and food and fruits, they talked and laughed, not like the cautious appearance in the manna hall.
The little eunuch smiled and said: "Prince, you have to obey the rules in the Ganlu Palace, there is no way, but when you get to this mountain palace, why not relax?" The villain listened to what Mr. Shi said, this is called keeping a happy mood, which is the foundation of health and longevity! ”
Wang Ping'an smiled and thought, "This is what I told him, and you are telling me now." ”
Out of the outer hall, the eyes suddenly opened, and saw the open air behind the palace, surrounded by mountains, there is a huge pool in the middle of the mountain wall, there are countless palace maids by the pool, and a little far away, there is even a row of musicians, who are playing music in a tinkling dong.
And inside the pool, in the mist, there was laughter. Wang Ping'an looked into the fog and saw a large group of old men inside, with their heads scattered on the ground, their upper bodies naked, talking and laughing loudly, not knowing what they were saying.
There are not only Li Shimin in the pool, but also the eldest grandson Wuji and Fang Xuanling, the important ministers of the court, almost half of the smaller ones are in this pool, if a meteorite falls from the sky at this time and hits this pool, then the Tang Dynasty will immediately have a big mess in the world!
Wang Ping'an slowly walked to the edge of the pool, and it happened that the eldest grandson Wuji turned his head and saw him. On the shoulders of the eldest grandson, a white hand towel was wrapped, and he was talking with foaming at the mouth, when he suddenly saw Wang Ping'an coming, he smiled and said: "Come here without illness and rub the old man's back." ”
Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "Yes, the little nephew is coming!" "When the palace maid next to him came up, she wanted to untie his clothes. Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "This, Weichen is busy, take it off" Not very good?" ”
The old man in the pool laughed, Li Shimin was in a very good mood, and he said: "Wang Ping'an, if you don't take off your clothes, will it be difficult to go into the pool like this?" ”
Zhu Suiliang also shouted: "Let you take it off, you will take it off, where did all this nonsense come from!" ”
Ma Zhou shouted: "No disease, take it off, don't pay attention to Wuji, come over first to give the old man a thin tongue." ”
The eldest grandson Wuji said very casually: "Then let's scratch Master Ma first, let us also see your methods, I knew that you had two shaves, but I haven't personally learned it." ”
Wang Ping'an took off his clothes at this time, took off his essence, and in the laughter of a group of ministers, put on a pair of big white pants and went into the pool.
The temperature of the hot spring water is suitable, neither high nor low, and it is just right to take a bath. This pond is called Xingchen Soup, and when you take a bath in the pond at night, you can see the stars in the sky when you look up, so it is called Xingchen Soup. This is Li Shimin's royal pool, and it is not interesting for him to soak alone. So he called the old courtiers to come with him.
Seeing that Wang Ping'an got off the Xingchen soup, Li Shimin pointed his finger at Ma Zhou and said, "Don't salute here." If you kowtow, don't knock into the water, soak it first, and then shave Ma Aiqing.
These days, both the ministers and the chief eunuchs are in front of Li Shimin, constantly talking about the benefits of scraping, and they have simply blown this kind of folk treatment to the sky, as if as long as they are used, any problem can be cured.
Li Shimin has little interest in being scraped naked and thin, unless this method is really effective, it is impossible for him to be scraped.
It just so happened that now that he had arrived over the mountain and soaked in the star soup, the ministers mentioned it again, and he was in a good mood, so he agreed to give it a try.
The emperor said that he wanted to scrape the idiot, and the ministers naturally had to volunteer to try their hand for the emperor first. Let's see how good Wang Ping'an's shaving level is, and when they test it, they can let Wang Ping'an shave the emperor.
Ma Zhou waved to Wang Ping'an and said, "Come here, give the old man a scrape, the old man's neck is uncomfortable." ”
Wang Ping'an swam out of the water and said, "Master Ma, are you ready to soak?" If you have gua pa, it is best to soak your body and stretch it, and then scrape, after shaving, it is best not to soak it, just put on your clothes and rest. ”
Ma Zhou smiled: "It's soaked, it's been soaked for a while." When you have finished shaving the old man, the old man will go up and sit and drink tea. ”
Wang Ping'an came to him and said, "I'm afraid you have to go up now, it's not easy to scrape in the water." ”
Ma Zhou snorted, he just wanted to try his hand on the emperor first, so that the emperor knew the benefits of a thin tongue, whether he was scraping in the water or on the shore, it didn't matter to him.
Coming out of the Xingchen soup, Ma Zhou went to the edge of the pool and sat on the shore next to Li Shimin, Li Shimin and a group of ministers watched Ma Zhou and Wang Ping'an together.
Wang Ping'an went into the water and had to climb out, he first looked at the surrounding situation, although Xingchen Tang is in the room, there is no wind, and the temperature is also high, this is the highest level of enjoyment in the Tang Dynasty, the conditions are not to be said, it is very suitable for thin tongue.
Ma Zhou sat cross-legged on the edge of the pool, Wang Ping'an sat behind him, and the palace maid would be early
Wang Ping'an first touched the back of Ma Zhou's neck, then touched his waist down, and asked, "Master Ma, last time the official taught you how to hang your toes." Have you tried it? How does it feel? ”
Ma Zhoutou didn't reply: "I tried it once, but I didn't feel that it had any effect, so I didn't try it again." ”
Wang Ping'an sighed and said: "Alas, that method can't work at one time, you have to hold on for a while to do Ma Zhou's back, he didn't apply scraping oil to it, picked up Wang Xiaoban, and gently scraped it first, trying the feel."
He said: "Master Ma, don't underestimate this neck pain, if you don't pay attention to it, I'm afraid it will be a serious consequence, don't wait until there is no cure, and then regret it." ”
Ma Zhou smiled: "No matter how serious it is, how serious can it be, is it possible that the neck can be broken because of this?" ”
The monarchs and ministers in the pool listened to it, and they all laughed, if they want to say that they have cervical spondylosis and their necks are uncomfortable, then almost all of these people in the pool have this problem, and the generals can be better, but the civil officials are doing the work of the desk, and they have been bowing their heads for many years, and they do not pay attention to maintenance, and it is normal for cervical spondylosis to find them, but they don't take it seriously.
Wang Ping'an said solemnly: "If the neck is broken, that's not enough, but if it drags on for a long time, it will be inevitable that the shoulders and arms will be numb." ”
Chi Zhongjun's laughter stopped, and some of them did have symptoms of numbness in their shoulders and arms. The taste is really unpleasant, but if this is the most serious consequence, it is nothing, they can comfort themselves, how can people eat whole grains without getting sick!
Wang Ping'an said slowly: "After the shoulder and arm are numb, if you don't treat it in time, then you may have weakness on all four legs, or even paralysis, or incontinence." ”
Xingchen Tang was silent for a while, and the monarchs and ministers furrowed their brows together, thinking in their hearts: "Could it be that the neck hurts, will it cause such serious consequences?" ”
Ordinary people will chuckle when they hear the words of paralysis or incontinence. And the emperor and his ministers could not listen to such words. They are all people with great status, in other words, even if they die, their majesty cannot fall even bit. The emperor and the ministers can accept sudden death but can't accept torture to death, paralysis is enough to make them lose face, if they are incontinent, then it is better to die with a click, they can feel better in their hearts!
At this time, a palace maid carried a large tray with wine glasses on the plate, she came to the pool, put the tray into the water, gently pushed, and the large tray slowly floated towards the monarch.
Li Shimin hasn't drunk for a long time, and he doesn't know how to take wine to drink, but the ministers don't take it either, and they all look at Wang Ping'an intently, seeing how he scratches Ma Zhou's idiot.
Shi Zhongchen walked behind Wang Ping'an and squatted down, intending to learn Wang Ping'an's techniques. He has studied the art of shaving his shoulders very deeply these days, and he has also found a lot of little eunuchs to try his hand, in order to shave the emperor in the future, and now Wang Ping'an is personally demonstrating, he naturally wants to take a good look.
Wang Ping'an said: "Master Ma, the lower officials want to talk about your Fengchi acupoint, Tianzhu acupoint and body pillar acupoint, and he began to blow.
Shi Zhongchen looked at his technique and said, "This is the face tongue method you use." ”
Wang Ping'an turned his head and said with a smile: "Yes, Mr. Shi takes care of his eyes, and I use the face and tongue method." After scraping for a while, he said again: "Now the lower officials want to scrape Lord Ma's big vertebral acupoints, shoulder well acupoints, and Dashu acupoints." "Scraped all the way down until the idiocy was scraped.
Shi Zhongchen said again: "This time you used the horn scraping method, using the two horns of the jade plate to use the tongue. ”
"Yes, it's an angle scraping method." Wang Ping'an said.
The eldest grandson Wuji said in the pool: "Manager Shi, you will also be stupid?" He naturally knew that Shi Zhongchen was studying hard these days, but seeing that Shi Zhongchen was so "knowledgeable", he couldn't help but ask.
Shi Zhongchen said proudly: "I know a little bit about it" He pointed to Ma Zhou's back and said: "Look, Master Ma has been scraped out thin, and he is like purple, which shows that he is indeed sick!" ”
Others didn't squeak, Ma Zhou said: "Little nonsense, if you are not sick, why is the old man sitting now!" ”
As soon as the joke started, the atmosphere in the pool eased, Li Shimin took a towel and wiped his face, while the ministers took the wine glass, drank a little wine, and continued to watch Wang Ping'an scratch the idiot.
Wang Ping'an scraped out the above acupoints, and said: "Xiaguan is going to scrape the Yu acupoint and the kidney Yu acupoint this time." These two points are on the back, and he is shaving noodles.
After a while, he scraped out the idiot, and he said: "Finally, we must scrape the acupuncture points on the arm, Quchi acupoint, Lieqi acupoint, and Hegu acupoint." ”
Ma turned around, handed his arm to Wang Ping'an, looked at him with a fool's tongue, and asked, "What kind of scraping method is this?" ”
Shi Zhongchen hurriedly said: "This is the tongue method. After a pause, he said, "No disease, let our family try it, and give Master Ma a tongue." ”
Wang Ping'an agreed and handed the jade plate to Shi Zhongchen.