Chapter 284: "Trouble" the cave room
In the palace where the cave room was located, there were only twenty female heavy infantry guards under the control of Sister Cai, and the other guards had already been sent to the front. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Hao Meng was not interested, when he and Sister Cai were in London, there were still people listening to the corner outside.
If it weren't for the fear that they might be disturbed, it was the twenty female heavy infantrymen, Hao Meng was ready to send them far away.
After entering the cave room, Hao Meng didn't wait for anything. It's been holding back for so long, and Hao Meng doesn't care about holding it for so long and a half.
In short, before London, you have to adjust the atmosphere, right?
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"Sister Wen Ji, do you know the origin of sinking into the falling geese?"
To adjust the atmosphere, naturally you need some light-hearted topics, and Hao Meng doesn't know too much about the classical version of jokes in later generations.
Cai Wenji didn't know what Hao Meng meant by asking, but she also explained: "The sinking fish and the goose are describing the beauty of a woman. ”
According to legend, during the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a beautiful woman named Xi Shi in the Yue Kingdom. One day, Xi Shi was in the stream of the Huansha, the stream reflected her figure, the swimming fish saw the reflection in the water, was stunned by the beauty of Xi Shi, forgot to swim and sank to the bottom. ”
"That's where the sunken fish came from."
"As for the falling geese, it is an allusion to the king Zhaojun of the previous dynasty."
"According to legend, Wang Zhaojun went out of the north to marry the Huns, and when he traveled through the desert, the geese flying south saw her beauty, and they forgot to flap their wings, so they fell to the ground and died."
Cai Wenji is well-read and has a strong memory, all kinds of classics and wild histories have been dabbled, Hao Mengwen's "sinking fish and geese" is naturally easy for Sister Cai.
"Yes, Sister Wen Ji is really knowledgeable."
Hao Meng clasped Cai Wenji's hands and smiled.
Then, Hao Meng asked with a rather mysterious look: "So, Sister Wen Ji, does Sister Wen Ji know that there is another explanation for sinking fish and geese?" ”
"What's the explanation?" Cai Wenji hadn't heard of it, and he still had a solution to the sinking fish and geese.
Hao Meng said with a smile: "Sister Wen Ji knows the allusion to Xi Shi, so naturally she should also know that she has a neighbor named Dong Shi, right?" ”
Cai Wenji nodded and said: "Naturally, isn't there a saying called Dong Shi Xiaofeng? ”
For this allusion hundreds of years ago, Cai Wenji is naturally clear.
"What I want to talk about this time is not what Dong Shi is doing, but what Dong Shi is sinking." Hao Meng picked up the wine, took a sip with Sister Cai, and then continued:
"According to legend, for a few years after Dong Shi followed his example, Dong Shi always thought that his imitation of Xi Shi was quite effective, and often looked at the shadow and felt sorry for himself."
"One day, thinking that when Xi Shi was making yarn by the stream, let the fish sink to the bottom because of Xi Shi's beauty, Dong Shi once again started to follow suit."
So, Dong Shi also ran to the stream to go to the Huansha.
"Soon, a group of fish swam by, and when they saw another woman at the water's edge, they came out of the water to see what was going on."
"Unexpectedly, after seeing Dong Shi's face, the group of fish foamed at the mouth one after another, sank to the bottom of the water and died."
When she said this, Cai Wenji naturally knew what Hao Meng meant. It's just that a voice suddenly came out: "Could it be that Dong Shi is as beautiful as Xi Shi, so that these fish are stunned?" ”
The voice belongs to Little Lori, coming from under the bed.
"Her Royal Highness the Eldest Princess?!" Hao Meng and Sister Cai exclaimed at the same time.
Anyway, didn't the little princess stay in her dormitory and not go out tonight, how did she get under the bed in the cave room?
Fortunately, Hao Meng doesn't have such a monkey in London, otherwise he would have to teach little Lori badly.
Hao Meng and Cai Wenji really can't afford this mistake!
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After that sentence was asked, the little princess knew that Xingzang was exposed. There was no mud and water, and the little princess got out of the bed.
In other words, Hao Meng and Cai Wenji got married today, but the little princess was not on the list of the wedding banquet, and she was also instructed by Cai Wenji to stay in the palace and not run around.
Unable to witness Wen Ji's sister's wedding, the little princess endured it.
I couldn't go to the wedding banquet, and the little princess endured it.
However, for the legendary candle night in the cave room, the little princess is too curious, and she is so curious that she can't bear it.
So, the little princess didn't have to endure it anymore, and secretly got under the bed in the cave room, ready to see why the candle night in the cave room can make people talk about it.
It's just that the little princess did a lot of calculations, but she didn't expect that Hao Meng and Cai Wenji actually talked about the allusion of "sinking fish and geese" in the cave room.
Shih Tzu, the little princess knows.
The allusion of sinking fish and falling geese, the little princess has just listened to Cai Wenji's explanation under the bed.
As for who Dong Shi is, and what Dong Shi Xiaofeng is, the little princess doesn't know much.
After all, the little princess is still young, and the royal education has not yet had time to begin, and the Han world is on the verge of falling apart.
I don't know Dong Shi, and Dong Shi Xiaofeng, the little princess can still hold back and not ask.
However, how does Hao Meng's Sinking Fish of Dong Shi sound similar to Xi Shi's?
So, the little princess couldn't help but ask.
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The little princess who got out of the bed, although she seemed a little embarrassed, still asked reluctantly: "Is Dong Shi as beautiful as Xi Shi?" ”
Hao Meng and Cai Wenji were not so embarrassed, but a little angry.
However, the identity of the little princess is there, and Hao Meng and Cai Wenji are really on fire and have nowhere to go.
However, just as Hao Meng and Cai Wenji were about to summon the maid and "send" the little princess to her bedroom, there were a series of scolds in the courtyard.
"What people!"
The voice of the female version of the heavy infantry, as well as a few familiar sounds of surprise, told the three people in the cave room that there was an uninvited guest outside. Moreover, the uninvited guest seems to be a guy they are "familiar with".
Hao Meng gave Cai Wenji and the little princess a reassuring look, and walked out of the cave room. He wants to see who has the leisure to dare to "trouble" his Hao Meng's cave room!
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Outside the cave room, in the courtyard, twenty maids were originally dressed in festive red clothes, but at this time they all became the costumes of the heavy infantry.
Moreover, twenty heavy infantry up to level 10 have already handed over to the comers. The sound of the exchange of weapons had already resounded in the city lord's mansion.
When Hao Meng came out, he saw who it was.
"Brother Yi Xingxian, Guan has been looking for you for a long time!" Guan Yu swung his knife and slashed the two female versions of the heavy infantry, and smiled at Hao Meng, who was standing at the door of the cave room.
Yes, the person who came was Guan Er!
When Guan Lao Er found the location of Hao Mengdong's room, he didn't care much about the twenty maids guarding the courtyard.
Ordinary human beings really can't withstand a few knives from him.
It's just that when these maids made a warning, they instantly became female infantrymen with shields and knives. This is similar to the appearance of weapons and equipment of military generals.
That's why Guan Lao Er exclaimed.
After the fight, Guan Lao Er also found that although these female infantry were not generals, they were more difficult than generals of about level 10. Without using all his strength, he couldn't just rely on one or two knives to kill these female infantrymen.