Chapter 42: Who to Snipe??
Zhang Dacang said with a headache: "Young master, Xuan'er is not Sister Yao, you can't treat her the same way you treat Sister Yao!" ā
"Then how do I know," Young Master Jin said stiffly, "I still think she really has a heart for me." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
"Alright, alright," Zhang Dacang had an expression of being defeated by you: "Then what are you doing here without going back to Jinfu?" ā
"I'm in a bad mood," Young Master Jin said very depressedly, "Come and have two glasses of wine with Brother Zhang." ā
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Ziyun had already greeted him: "Brother Jin, I was about to call you to come over the house, come, let's take a seat." ā
After speaking, he beckoned everyone to come to the mandarin duck downstairs in the back hall, and not long after sitting down, Wu Song strode over, saw that his wife's family members were all on the table, had a drink, and then turned around and came out. Zhang Dujian called Wu Song and asked, "Where are you going?" Wu Song replied: "The grace is above, the lady's family is drinking and feasting here, and the villain is reasonable to avoid it." Zhang Dujian laughed and said: "It's bad, I respect you as a righteous man, and I specially invite you to drink together, just like your own home, why do you want to avoid it?" You're my confidant, what's the matter? You might as well drink in one place. Wu Song said: "The villain is a prisoner, how dare he sit on the ground with En!" Zhang Dujian said: "Righteous man, how do you see the outside?" There are no outsiders here, so you might as well sit. Wu Song humbly said goodbye three times and five times, and Zhang Dujian was willing to let him go, and he must ask Wu Song to sit on the ground. Wu Song had no choice but to sing rudely and sit diagonally from a distance. Zhang Du supervised the maid Huan and the adoptive mother to pour wine, and persuaded each other to have two glasses. Looking at the five or seven glasses of wine, Zhang Dujian asked to bring up the fruit table to drink, and entered one or two sets. Shiji gossiped and asked about marksmanship. Zhang Dujian said: "The big husband drinks, why use a small cup!" Called: "Take a big silver reward and pour wine and eat with the righteous men." Lianzhu Arrow persuaded Wu Song a few times. Look at the moonlight shining into the east window. Wu Song was half drunk, but he forgot the etiquette and only cared about drinking.
Seeing Wu Song's eyes hazy, Zhang Dujian hurriedly sent someone to call Yulan out. Zhang Dacang's heart was bright, and he didn't break it, he just smiled happily in his heart, Lao Tzu, look at who you are giving to Wu Song now.
Sure enough, after a while, the little guy hurriedly ran back and muttered in Zhang Dujian's ear. Zhang Dujian is worthy of being an old Jianghu, and he is not moved when he hears the words, and only drinks with Wu Song. After drinking for a while, Zhang Ziyun shouted that he wanted to go to the toilet, so he had to pull Zhang Dacang out, and said with wine: "You tell me the truth, where did Yulan go?" ā
Zhang Dacang pretended to be crazy and stupid: "Magnolia? Which magnolia? ā
"That's the girl I asked you to teach her today!"
"How do I know?" Zhang Dacang said confidently: "I left after teaching her, she has hands and feet, how do I know where she went?" Maybe which son-in-law will go! ā
"I haven't heard that she has a good relationship," Zhang Ziyun muttered, "This dead girl!" Then he anxiously said to Zhang Dacang: "I can't care so much, Brother Zhang, now the situation has changed, as soon as I go in, I will ask you to compete with Wu Song in martial arts, you see that as long as there is a chance, the result will be immediately, you can rest assured, I will take care of something." ā
You still bear it, Zhang Dacang scolded in his heart, Lao Tzu is here to save your family! It's okay if I don't get the result from Wu Song, but that guy can be killed by a tiger, can you bear it if I die?
Zhang Dacang complained but couldn't talk about it, Zhang Ziyun saw that he was silent, only said that he agreed, and couldn't help but pull Zhang Dacang back to the wine table and said to Wu Song: "Dutou, my Zhang brother is good at literature and martial arts, and he has been impulsive with the 800,000 guns and sticks in the capital for a long time. ā
"Okay," Zhang Dujian didn't know what to do, and was overjoyed when he heard it: "That's how it should be!" ā
Wu Song tried hard to open his drunken eyes, looked at Zhang Dacang and said, "Since we are friends of the son, then we will stop at the point." ā
After speaking, he walked to the open space in front of him, put on a posture and said, "Brother, please!" ā
Zhang Dacang's heart was galloping past with 10,000 grass and mud horses, and the two fathers and sons didn't give him a chance to speak at all, and they didn't care if they wanted to or not.
Seeing that Zhang Dacang was engaged, Zhang Ziyun hurriedly bumped him with his elbow, signaled him to hurry up, and secretly made a clicking gesture at the end.
Zhang Dacang was reluctant to do so, but he was ready to go, so he had to go down to the field and sing a petition like Wu Song.
Wu Song was not ambiguous, waving his thick arm to hit the general, Zhang Dacang dodged left and right, and every time he blocked his arm, his arm was faintly numb, and Wu Song's fist blew everywhere, and his skin was as painful as a knife cut. Zhang Dacang endured the pain and reluctantly forced a dozen moves, seeing that he couldn't parry, Wu Song suddenly withdrew his hand and said: "Brother has good skills!" ā
He had the chance to win, but he didn't take advantage of the victory to pursue, it was to take care of Zhang Cannon's face, and Zhang Dacang said gratefully: "Thank you brother for your mercy." ā
"Eh," Wu Song said with a rare politeness: "I have no mercy, let's two and a half catties and eight taels!" ā
A tie with Wu Song? Zhang Dacang was secretly happy in his heart, this is enough for me to blow for decades.
"Haha," Zhang Dujian said with a smile: "The two righteous men have good skills, which has opened our eyes, come, let's continue to eat and drink." ā
Seeing that this plan failed again, Zhang Ziyun had to drag Wu Song to eat and drink violently, trying to get him drunk.
In the second half of the night, everyone was already drunk, and they went back, and Zhang Dacang secretly followed behind Wu Song, wanting to protect him.
But it was said that Wu Song walked back to the house drunk, fell asleep on the bed, but heard a shout in the back hall "There is a thief", Wu Song said secretly: "The minister of the capital prison loves me so much, there is a thief in his back hall, why don't I go to the rescue?" Wu Song was diligent and carried a whistle stick path into the back hall. Seeing that there seemed to be a figure behind the rockery, Wu Song quickly rushed over and shouted: "Good thief, dare to run to the mansion of the capital eunuch to steal, see if I don't kill you today, where can I escape?" ā
Zhang Dacang hid behind the rockery and was momentarily stunned, what? Lao Tzu became a thief?! I heard Wu Song's footsteps getting closer and closer, and with a "whoosh" of Zhang Cannon, he quickly ran out, all the way over the courtyard wall, and ran wildly.
Wu Song saw that the thief's whereabouts were discovered and he wanted to escape, he had the heart to make meritorious contributions, where was he willing to stop there, and he rushed out with a whistle stick.
When Wu Song also climbed out of the courtyard wall, the second dog ran over with a group of small people, but there was still no trace of Wu Song. Everyone looked at each other, is there really a thief? How can it be such a coincidence? I had to run back to my life in a huff.
Seeing Wu Song chasing after him, Zhang Dacang secretly complained in his heart, he couldn't beat his mother, he couldn't run, how could he be good now? I have already scolded Zhang Dujian and everyone in my heart, Lao Tzu is kind enough to save your family, are you fucking sniping Wu Song or sniping me?