PS: The second chapter is presented, tomorrow is the afternoon and evening more

The dancers of the Qi Kingdom ascended from the bottom of the stage, because the guards of the two countries were obscured, and they could not see clearly, until they stepped on the aisle and walked to the center of the Huimeng platform, and the joyous waves quickly spread among the guests.

Confucius and others took a closer look, but they saw more than 20 dwarfs advocating excellence, dressed in different clothes, pretending to be women, pretending to be men, divided into two teams, and flocked to Qihou Luhou, they couldn't help but be stunned.

"These excellent gnomes are the dance music of the Qi Palace?"

Unlike the surprise of the people of Lu, the scholars and doctors of Qi did not feel that there was anything wrong, after all, starting from the Duke of Qi Huan, the custom of Qi was to "advocate excellent dwarfs in the front, and virtuous doctors in the back". To the current reign of the Marquis of Qi, surrounded and instigated by Liang Qiu, Chen Heng and other traitorous ministers, it is "the music dog Ma Tian Mansion of the beloved, and the beloved advocate the genus of the skillful craftsman", and the court of Qi has been a miasma since the death of Yan Ying.

Therefore, when the gnomes came forward with a smile and a joke, a storm of laughter swept through the feast where the doctors of Qi Guo gathered, and the gnomes waited for everyone's laughter to subside, and then circled each other, insulting all kinds of erotic swearing, and prepared for the next performance.

But these ordinary and interesting dances and music in the eyes of the monarchs and ministers of Qi made Kong Qiu, who presided over the ceremony, sink like water, but he didn't have time to stand up and reprimand, but someone had already thrown himself into the court.

"The kings of the two countries salute each other here, it is a solemn and solemn occasion, why are there dwarfs who advocate excellence to laugh? It's clear that he is satirizing the gentlemen of the two countries, what's the matter, and he doesn't quickly disperse them! ”

……

It was Zhao Wuxian, his face was slightly red because he had drunk a lot of wine, and he was not angry.

The gnomes who advocated excellence were silent for a while. But it was not immediately withdrawn, because Qi Hou. There are also Liang Qiuzhi and Chen Heng, who brought them here, who have not yet spoken.

The leader of the dwarfs is named Chun Yu Sideburns, who is five short and three thick. He is a well-known advocate in Linzi, he is usually clever and good at satirizing the host's disgusting guests during the banquet, and he has been rewarded many times for this. Later, he was bought and cultivated by the Chen family and Liang Qiu at a high price, and became the most pleasing and funny favorite of the Marquis of Qi in the Qi Palace, and he could even enter and leave the palace, and he was also very pleasing to the little prince.

Therefore, when Zhao Wuxian went down to the hall to disperse them, the other advocates were about to retreat timidly, only to feel that someone on their head was too bold to raise their heads. looked at the two masters, Liang Qiuzhi and Chen Heng. Liang Qiu was a little at a loss, and the son of the Chen family was nodding slightly at him, which was a hint, an encouragement, encouraging him to make the people Qi Hou dislike lose face as before.

As a man who lives with his tongue and cleverness, how can he not know that his own monarch hates the most. It couldn't be better than Zhao Wuxian, who came down to the court to expel them!

So the dwarf Chun Yu suddenly laughed exaggeratedly with his stomach shy: "Don't be surprised, noble people, today the two countries are reconciled, Zhao Xiaosikou of Lu is very happy, this time he came to play a burlesque with us." If the king of the two countries laughs, don't take it seriously! ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the banquet was silent for a while. A burst of laughter erupted, which of course could not have been true. But they were curious about Zhao Wuxian's reaction.

Zhao Wuxian held his sword and did not move.

He stared at the unscrupulous dwarf. There was a little anger in his black eyes, but he was grateful to Chen Heng for his assistance in his heart.

At the same time, he also caught a glimpse of the expressions of everyone on the stage: Qi Hou was already so happy that his face was red and breathless; Ji Sunsi sat next to him eating and laughing, not knowing what he was thinking in his little eyes; The rest of the Qi doctors also seemed quite interested, and they exchanged words. Among the people sitting on the high platform, only Confucius's face became more and more ugly.

Chun Yu's temples tried to provoke Zhao Wuxian, but seeing that the masters did not intervene to stop him, which meant that he could continue, so although he was not even half a person, he was more and more bold than a leopard.

"I have heard that Zhao Xiaosi Kou Yongrui has a sword named Shaoyu, are you willing to dance with the villain today?"

As he spoke, he jumped on the desk, picked up a big fork that poked the flesh, and began to use the tip of the tip to gesture at Zhao Wuxian's chest, looking very funny.

"Hahahaha!"

Qi Ren's laughter was about to spread throughout Jiagu, and Qi Hou even squirted out the meat he had just eaten in his mouth, choking and gasping for breath. But in the laughter of Sanhuan on the side of the Lu people, there was a faint atmosphere of anxiety.

This joke seems to have gone too far......

In Lu State, who would dare to laugh at Zhao Wuxian in public like this!? This must have serious consequences, the last person to anger the little Sikou was Doctor Suju and his sorcerer, now one is consumed alive by the flames, and the other has lost his fiefdom and lives in the alleys of the Lu Palace.

Where did the dwarf know these inside information, he could only see that Qi Hou was so happy that he laughed happily when he saw Zhao Wuxian being humiliated, and Chen Heng also showed a satisfied smile to him, his hands in his sleeves, looking like he was watching a good show.

"Little Sikou, why don't you show your sword yet, is it because you're afraid that you won't be able to beat the villain?" Chun Yu's sideburns are getting more and more into the drama - because the two countries have not yet been officially reconciled, so the people on the stage of the alliance have not disarmed their swords, and there are their own guards standing on either side, because they are so focused that he doesn't even notice the angry eyes of the soldiers.

Chun Yu's sideburns kept tentatively walking towards Zhao Wuxian's side, usually in the Qi Kingdom, at this time, the insulted guests understood that they were not treated by the master, and would turn their heads and brush their sleeves away.

Who would have expected that the next moment, blood splashed, and before Chun Yu's temples could react, his head was separated!

Zhao Wuxian only had one look, and the warrior Tian Benbian next to him immediately went up and stabbed the dwarf, the head the size of an ordinary person in his hand, and the short body fell in a pool of blood and convulsed!

"Shaoyu Sword, only drink the blood of Dr. Wang Houqing, you are not qualified enough to advocate excellent dwarfs......"

……

"Oops!"

At the banquet of peace, swords and blood flashed, and a scream of advocacy suddenly sounded at the feast, and they ran everywhere.

Then there was the clatter of cups and plates falling to the ground, accompanied by the clatter of the guard's armor.

"Zhao Wuxian, what are you going to do!" Qi Guo's doctor, Liang Qiu, was the closest to this farce, and he trembled his fingers, not daring to look at the pool of blood.

Zhao Wuxian looked proudly at the people of Qi State: "Today's matter." Obviously, it was designed by Qi people to embarrass the ministers! ”

He then turned his head and shouted to Lu Hou and Confucius, who were protected by the guards of the Lu State: "The Qi people are insincere, and they sent ambushes to rob the alliance before the peace talks. At the banquet, the dwarfs who advocated excellence laughed again, and regarded the oath of the two countries as child's play! even humiliated the ministers of Lu in the court. Today's peace talks, don't talk about it! ”

Chen Heng fanned the flames on the side of Qi Ren: "Ridiculous! Qi Guo kindly let the festive advocate dwarf come forward to make people laugh, but the Lu people did not understand the customs and used swords and soldiers. Your Majesty, the Lu people have bad intentions here, obviously they just don't want to talk about peace, so don't talk about today's things! ”

Fang Cai also hooked his shoulders and backs, as good as Zhao Wuxian and Chen Heng, who were brothers with different surnames. They openly blamed each other on the altar of the alliance. The scene became more and more intense, the guards of the two countries of Qilu came forward to protect their own lord and doctor, the joy between Qilu and Qi was gone, the two sides were clearly distinguished, and the situation once again became a confrontation between the two.

Qi Hou and Ji Sunsi rolled their eyes in anger, and now the peace talks are over.

However, in the end, the confrontation did not evolve into a conflict again, because there was still Confucius, the finale of the scale.

"Stop!" He walked to the middle again. The hands in the wide sleeves were raised flat, so that everyone stopped the noisy accusations of each other.

Although it is called today's Xiangli, the affairs of Qi Guo are presided over by Liang Qiuyi and Chen Heng, and they have never known him for half a sentence. But at this moment, only Confucius can stabilize the scene, and only what he says can be regarded as just.

"Today's events. The first is that Qi is rude, advocating that dwarfs do not go to court. This is the etiquette prescribed by the Duke of Zhou, and it will only be the case for the mediocre king of the dead country. The peace talks were solemn and solemn. If you use unceremonious dance music, it is like a humble straw on top of a noble feast, which is not solemn enough, and it is an act of humiliation to the guests, and it is also a shame for the monarchs of the two countries! Dr. Liang, do you know what is wrong!? ”

Liang Qiu glanced at Qi Hou and saw that he nodded, so he stubbornly admitted his mistake.

Confucius's accusatory gaze turned to Zhao Wuxian again: "But Zhao Xiaosikou should not kill the dwarf in front of the court, let the alliance be stained with blood, and he should also admit his mistake!" “

Everyone's eyes turned to Zhao Wuxian again.

Is this the rhythm of 50 boards each? Master, Master, in order to keep the peace talks going, you have also taken great pains and are really fair enough.

But once, no matter how respectable the praying mantis is, he won't budge anymore!

"I am a little priest, specializing in punishing lawless and rude things, daring to bewitch the princes in front of the court, humiliating the villain of the gentleman, the crime should be killed! As a courtesy, Uncle Dazong still hopes to allow it! If Qi still has the heart of reconciliation, I hope to allow it! Otherwise, today's peace talks will end here! “

Zhao Wuxian's words were loud. "Because a soldier can be killed, not humiliated!"

After saying this, Zhao Wuxian looked around again.

He didn't know which was sweeter: it was the stunned silence of everyone on the stage of the alliance in an instant, the stunned surprise that suddenly erupted then, the helplessness on Confucius's face, and the irrepressible thunderstorm on Qi Hou's face......

Or after the first cooperation was completed, Chen Heng's little fox-like smile.

……

After all, the Qi people were at a loss, and the Marquis of Qi finally agreed. In fact, it is just a group of advocates, and there are many in the world, but if there is no explanation today, let alone peace talks and alliances, maybe after returning tomorrow, Lu will continue to wage war with Qi.

In the end, it was Ran Qiu who came up, with a group of soldiers who were full of strength to vent their anger for the lord.

But those punching bags can't be the culprits, only some scapegoats. "Throw them down!"

On the twenty-zhang high platform of the Huimeng, one after another crying advocates and dwarfs were caught under the armpits by strong warriors, and threw directly to the hard ground below, and the cries of grief were endless, but after falling twenty zhang vertically, they all came to an abrupt end without exception!

In the midst of the screams, Chen Heng walked up to him casually and said lightly: "Zitai is really very human, these ordinary dance music in the Qi country can also be created by you." “

Zhao Wuxian watched more than 20 people turn into meat puree, but he was indifferent, he knew that he had to behave ruthlessly today, and he had to behave ruthlessly.

His enemies were still watching, his subordinates were also silently watching, and the poisonous snake named Chen Heng was even more speculating about him.

So he said slowly: "Just like the poem, camp green flies, stop at Fan, how can you be a gentleman, no faith in slander." The blue flies don't bite the seamless chickens, it's Qi Ren who did it wrong first, no wonder I. “

Chen Heng said with a smile: "Today's talks are full of twists and turns, it seems that no matter what, Qilu and Qi can only be separated from each other." “

The trust between the two countries is as fragile as a silk thread, and where can it withstand these repeated tosses, things have reached such a point that the two sides have faded away from the idea of reconciliation.

Zhao Wuxian bowed his head and said secretly in his heart: "Yes, it's the same relationship as you and me." (To be continued.) )