"You're going to fight! Then fight! ”

Although Sun Shengli thinks that he can't beat the victory, he has a system!

Although this system has just been found by Guan Shengli to find a weakness and has been defeated once...... But it's not the system's fault. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The idea of using this system egg as a shield is inherently wrong.

If the system egg is used correctly from a different angle, Sun Shengli feels that he will not be defeated again. Although it is difficult to successfully defeat Guan Shengli, he is also sure that he will not be able to beat himself. Anyway, it's also a high-tech system from the future, how can you lose to an ancient martial artist!

Guan Lao Wu glanced at the meat and vegetarian dishes on the table......

"If you don't eat this dish quickly, I'm afraid it's going to get cold......"

While licking his lips, he looked reluctant.

The implication is that you can sit down and eat first, and then go out to fight in the grove when you are full of food and drink? That way it won't go to waste.

Sun Shengli himself is also a half-lawyer and half-cook, so he can especially understand the heart of a chef.

It's really a loss to make a good dish seriously, and no one eats it on the table!

A good dish is like a good girl carefully cultivated by the cook, no one cares about it, and she is treated coldly, and this desolation must not be tolerated.

Sun Shengli decisively felt the pulse of Guan Shengli......

The rest of the dishes on this table don't matter. As the creator of the dish of fairy tofu, Guan Shengli cares most about the work he just brought to the table.

So Sun Shengli shifted his attention to this bowl of fairy tofu......

Took a deep breath......

Begin to pretend to be serious:

"What a bowl of good tofu! I seem to smell the ancient breath from the Han Dynasty! Great, my Han Empire! The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying! Ande warriors are guarding the Quartet! Where are the Eight Immortals of Huainan now? Only tofu ......"

It's just tofu or something, and suddenly I can't talk about it.

Sun Shengli's language level is by no means higher than that of junior high school graduates.

During the 15 long years of squatting in Xingtai Prison, I have explained before that the collection of books in the reading room of labor prisoners is not very large, and there are the complete works of Ma Enlis, as well as the complete works of the Four Great Masters and the complete set of Jin Yong. There's nothing else to see.

Therefore, although Sun Shengli can't read the book Dream of Red Mansions, when he is too bored, he will also read it hard.

Fifteen years is a long time! So this Dream of Red Mansions was unconsciously watched by Comrade Sun Shengli.

"Where will the past and the present meet? The barren mound is buried, "This lyric from the Red Mansion, Lao Sun can still memorize it."

Then the words came to my lips, and I suddenly felt that this tone was not appropriate. So he improvised a change, and changed the Xiao Cao to Huainan Eight Immortals, only tofu can't forget!

Where are the eight immortals of Huainan now, only tofu ...... Having said this, I suddenly felt that the three words "can't forget" seemed to be the bull's head not the horse's mouth, and the chicken was the same as the duck.

Suddenly closed his mouth and froze.

Guan Shengli frowned, and with a strange look, he took this Mr. Gongsun up and down seriously, a little unbelievable.

This Taoist priest, could it be that he was halfway through reciting the poem and suddenly forgot the words?

It's kind of incredible!

Like this, with a phoenix egg in his left hand and a gourd fairy wine in his right hand, how could a master outside the world make such a humiliating low-level mistake of forgetting words temporarily?

However, Sun Shengli is really speechless for a while, he is really stuck. In fact, Lao Sun is really uneducated. This is an unmistakable fact, and there is no need for disguise at all.

Guan Shengli is also an experienced Jianghu expert, and his kung fu is naturally very solid.

After careful scrutiny, the suspicions were gradually dispelled.

Finally confirmed: yes! This guy really forgot the words halfway!

Although Guan Shengli failed the college entrance examination, after all, he was also a student from the Great Song Dynasty County who had studied in the lower class.

So he asked tentatively: "Do you want to say this?" The old man has broken through the void, and Huainan has left the alchemy workshop. The gods are gone, and the people still say that tofu is fragrant? ”

This is obviously the result of changing the story of the Yellow Crane Tower in the Tang Dynasty.

It is even possible that he did not tamper with it. This truth is likely to be that he did not memorize the text of the Yellow Crane Tower seriously at all, and in the textbooks of the Xie County Middle School in the Great Song Dynasty, he should learn etiquette and righteousness in the Spring and Autumn Period, and it is likely that the 300 Tang poems are not listed as compulsory subjects.

Therefore, this level of victory is also confused, and he can rely on his own temperament, where he thinks of it, he will break it blindly.

After all, this level of victory was studied in the county for a while, and in terms of ancient literature, it is slightly more reliable than the workers, peasants, and soldiers college students from the 70s of the 20th century. So Sun Shengli made up unmellow jokes, but Guan Shengli reluctantly gave it to him for him.

If a real scholar passes by and sees this, he will definitely laugh, and he may be able to burst his stomach with laughter.

These two parties themselves do not feel ashamed.

On the contrary, it is serious, and I regret it.

"Ahh Brother Guan, you're so right! That's what Poor Dao wants to say! Brother Guan deserves to be the descendant of Master Guan! Disrespectful, disrespectful! ”

"Where, where! It's still Mr. Gongsun's talent! Huainan Eight Immortals have already exhausted the vicissitudes of the world, which shows that Brother Tai's mind is very broad! I was actually inspired by my brother, and then I remembered that the ancients seemed to have such a few ancient poems. It seems to have mentioned the Yellow Crane or something, and it seems to have mentioned Yangzhou or something? ”

Anyway, the shopkeeper was stunned and hid in the distance, and he didn't dare to come out and interject.

Li Yaolan was also hypocritical, she lay there and pretended to faint. Originally, she was hoping that some kind person would come and help her, or that some guest would wake her up loudly. Unexpectedly, no one dumped her.

These ruthless and short-lived fellows! I actually left my mother here and ignored it!

Li Yaolan was extremely resentful in her heart! I hate it! But he was embarrassed to wake up on his own. She needs a process of going down the stairs! Somebody has to come and give her a hand, or shake her little shoulders, and then she has an excuse to "wake up", right? Isn't that how it plays out in the play?

So she had to continue to pretend to be dead, calling in her heart that someone could come over, wake her up, and help her up.

The two earth leopards, Sun Shengli and Guan Shengli, were there to praise each other shamelessly. Anyway, there are no literate audiences here, and even if there are, no one dares to expose these two shameless ones.

However...... This is not an upstairs private room.

This is the lobby of the Jusheng Hotel.

According to the most consistent routine on the rivers and lakes, there must be someone at this time, who let out a shameful laugh in the corner.

This sneering person can be an old beggar like Hong Qigong, lying on the table with his head buried and pretending to be asleep, so that everyone ignores his existence for a while.

It can also be Huang Rong, who is dressed as a man, disguised as a little beggar, hiding under a certain table to experience the rivers and lakes.

It is also possible that Grandpa Sun, an old man from Tianji, pretended to be an old blind man who played the second string, and took his granddaughter Sun Xiaohong (played by Jia Jingwen) to walk in a low-key manner on the rivers and lakes, telling stories and singing in a black shop. As for why Sun Tianji and Jia Jingwen walked the rivers and lakes in such a form, I can't guess this. Anyway, it is written in the book, and I have not heard of anyone running to complain about the author because of such a detail.

Sun Shengli suddenly remembered such a stalk in his heart, and immediately became vigilant.

I carefully looked around and carefully reviewed the whole picture of the entire lobby.

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