580 Hit and don't tell
It is everyone's responsibility to do the right thing for heaven and rob bandits. Such a slogan can only be shouted by Long Xiaoqi, and he led a group of young people to rob the demolition and relocation office. Just do it, and don't drag it at all. That's his style, it's always the way it is.
"You, you, you ......" Sun Changfa shouted like a pig: "That's Director Zhang of the Demolition and Relocation Office, and ......"
"And your sister!" Long Xiaoqi walked up to Sun Changfa and asked, "What's your last name?" Do you know that you want to level the grave? ”
"Of course you know, that's for the overall situation, for the whole attraction planning, you can't look at it as a grave, right?" Sun Changfa shouted: "My surname is Sun, I am the village chief of Qianming Village, I ......"
"Smack!"
Long Xiaoqi slapped it again, and Sun Changfa, who was beaten, spun around in a circle.
"You, you, you...... Okay, good, the police are just outside the mountain, just outside the mountain! You wait for me, you wait for me! Sun Changfa turned around and ran away, and when he passed by Director Zhang, he bowed and shouted: "Director Zhang, I'll call the police, you bear with it for a while!" ”
Even rolling and climbing, Sun Changfa ran out to call the police.
Long Xiaoqi lit a cigarette disdainfully, he was not afraid that the other party would call the police. If you have the ability, call more, and if you have the ability, move the entire police station to Lao Tzu!
"Uncle, the kid with long hair called the police, let's ......" Shunwa was a little scared.
"What's there to be afraid of calling the police?" Long Xiaoqi glanced at the guys who were cowering in the grass, took out the wine jug and took a sip and said, "We found the bandits at the entrance of the village, and then we acted bravely and took down the bandits in one go." Do you know what it means to be brave? Let's call it righteousness and courage! ”
A group of young people, you look at me, I look at you, and then they all looked at Long Xiaoqi.
"Uncle, are we catching bandits and acting bravely?"
"Nonsense, of course it's the bandits, you look at them, which one doesn't look like a bandit?"
"That's right, they all look like bandits, even if they are caught wrong, we are also righteous and courageous, right?"
"Of course, it is the responsibility of every citizen to act bravely! We are the successors of communism, we are enthusiastic young people born in New China who grew up under the red flag, we obey the leadership and education of the party, and we have a strong sense of responsibility for this society......"
“……”
Long Xiaoqi began to brainwash these young people, telling all his crooked reasoning, and was stunned to say that he was catching bandits and acting bravely.
After ten minutes of speaking, these young descendants all thought that they were catching bandits, and they were brave enough to do what was righteous. Do good things, do good things, we are not afraid!
The guys huddled in the grass looked at each other, and they all felt like crying. They all felt like bandits when they heard it...... Where did this guy come from, how can he be so quibble? If this is the case, how will the work be carried out? These villagers are too tricky, they must be rectified!
At this time, Long Xiaoqi's familiar voice came from the hillside: "Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! I'm coming, I'm coming!! ”
Han Hu, why did this kid come here?
Han Hu, who was wearing a camouflage uniform and carrying a bag, saw Long Xiaoqi, and rushed down excitedly, his face full of excitement.
He's dying of boredom these days, and life without his brother-in-law is really bad. It's been half a year, and I'm stunned. I played with love things, but I heard what my brother-in-law did. After thinking about it, Han Hu was not happy, he also had to come out to play and find his brother-in-law to play with.
"Did the police arrest you? I've beaten them all, I've been convinced! Han Hu grinned: "As soon as I heard the description, I knew it was my brother-in-law, hehehe...... Brother-in-law, don't praise me, you will praise me proudly. it, whoever dares to clean up my brother-in-law, I'll whip him! ”
Long Xiaoqi stared at Han Hu stunned: "You say...... You beat the police? ”
"That's right.
Han Hu glared and said, "What's the problem?" They want to clean you up, and of course I'll have to fight you. Not to mention the police, I catch the captain, major, lieutenant colonel or something every day, two a day, at least! ”
That's true, the Longyin troops are basically officers, from captains to colonels...... Han Hu does fight every day, he is idle, how can he live without fighting?
"But why are you beating the police uncle? Uncle police is not a bandit, uncle police is a man who maintains justice, why do you want to beat uncle policeman? Long Xiaoqi looked helpless.
This bastard boy actually beat the police, why are you beating the police? I'm still waiting for the police uncle to come and talk to him about it, and I'm still waiting to enter the bureau!!
"Huh? Mistaken? Hey? These bare farts. Who is the guy in the stock? Han Hu asked.
"Bandits!" A stunned young man said.
Long Xiaoqi was shocked: "Don't, that's ......"
"Smack!"
Han Hu flew up and kicked the director in the face fiercely, followed by pumping all these guys, beating them all over the head and blood all over their faces.
The stunned young man was completely stunned, he saw an existence ten times and a hundred times more stunned than himself. Before Long Xiaoqi could stop it, he saw Han Hu beating the bandits.
"Brother-in-law, after the fight, these bandits are not very forbidden to fight, is there a bandit leader for me to beat?" Han Hu is still unsatisfied.
Long Xiaoqi stretched out his hand and patted Han Hu's shoulder lightly twice, he felt that this kid was not easy. I haven't seen it for half a year, and this product has been suffocated like this, it's really ......
"Woo woo woo...... I'm going to get a lawyer, I'm going to call the police!! ”
"We're going to sue you, you're bandits!"
"Yes, sue you, my face, woo woo woo ......"
“……”
The "bandits" who were beaten by Han Hu cried, they walked through the streets, mixed with the suburbs, drilled through the mountains and forests, and demolished them wherever there was any illegal construction.
They have always been bandits, but they didn't expect to meet real bandits here.
"Brother-in-law, they're going to sue us." Han Hu said sullenly.
"yes, you're going to sue us." Long Xiaoqi nodded.
He was a little devastated, how could things be so complicated, but Han Hu, this kid, suddenly came out and directly made things complicated. If this kid doesn't stop being so stunned, thank God.
The people behind him saw that the demolition office was beaten and cried out to sue them, and their hearts immediately became empty. Although it is said that he fought bandits bravely, but this bandit is not a real bandit, this thing is ......
"What can I do?" Han Hu asked.
Long Xiaoqi shook his head, sighed deeply, walked up to the howling director, and kicked over.
"Smack!"
"Lao Tzu told you to sue! Lao Tzu asked you to sue! Long Xiaoqi screamed while fighting.
What to do? Beat him, beat him until he doesn't dare to sue!
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