Chapter 409: Wu Hanqing brought devils to plague the people
"Hey, hey!" Wu Hanqing smiled mysteriously and said: "Taijun, this is a very simple job, as long as you change into the clothes of the people, climb out of the wall, and don't talk along the way, who knows that you are an imperial army?" As long as you enter the Manchun Courtyard, it will be our world. After the game, we will come back in the same way, as long as you don't talk outside and keep a low profile, no one will know that you are the Imperial Army, and then there will be absolutely no problems. ”
"Yo Si." The devil army Cao applauded after hearing it, this is indeed a good way.
So, twenty minutes later.
Wu Hanqing nodded in front of him and led the way, and a few devils changed into people's clothes and followed behind, climbed out of the wall, and then followed the path, without saying a word along the way, just walking, leaving the barracks far away and going straight to Manchun Courtyard.
It turned out that there were really no landmines.
Bai Gongju only let people look at the gate of the devil's barracks, and they went out from the wall, naturally they escaped.
The old bustard in Manchun Lou didn't see the devil come to make trouble for a while, and finally made a few bucks. She smiled happily, and saw a few people walking towards her Manchun Courtyard.
She hurriedly brought a few flower girls to greet her, but at first glance it was Wu Hanqing, and then looked at the few short men walking with hoop legs behind him, who didn't need to be introduced. The smile on his face that was originally like a flower suddenly turned into a smile that was more ugly than crying.
I could only bite the bullet and say: "Welcome, welcome, Taijun, please!" ”
These people who have suffered a thousand knives, why don't you let the mines of the Flying Tigers blow you up? Although she cursed in her heart, although she was 100,000 reluctant, she didn't dare to offend! This is Taijun! Only the strong smiley face is welcome.
"Serve the best dishes, serve the best wine, call the most beautiful and serviceable girl to accompany you, accompany it, the imperial army will be greatly rewarded!" Wu Hanqing commanded.
"Okay, don't worry, please upstairs, Taijun upstairs, please! Girls, you have to serve the good gentlemen! ”
The bustard is so angry in his heart! Reward your sister greatly, the ghost believes you! You Wu traitor, you lack great virtue.
Every time you bring a devil to harm us, when is it not when you play with the girl and get drunk and leave, when will you pay the bill? If you ask for it, it's the rhythm of being slapped and smashed!
The bustard hurriedly asked people to serve wine and food, and let the girl serve them well, don't anger them, if they do, they should pay for decoration.
After playing with the flower girl and drinking enough wine, the devils staggered out one by one, it seems that they haven't been so cool for a long time, they seem to be a little high, and Wu Hanqing, who walked at the end, beckoned to the old bustard.
The old bustard hurriedly trotted over, nodding and laughing, for fear of offending these dog things. That's why so many people like to be traitors.
I saw Wu Hanqing digging in his pocket in a daze for a long time, and finally took out a piece of ocean and threw it to the old bustard and said, "Take it!" You don't have to look for it, the extra ones will be rewarded by the imperial army. ”
After saying that, he followed those devils and staggered out of the store.
The old bustard is a person who wants to cry without tears, and he doesn't have to look for it? Looking for your sister? This is not even a long way from the cost of food and drinks? The girls let you play for nothing.
The old bustard was not a kind person, and cursed behind them: "You grandsons, be careful when you go out and run into the mines of the Flying Tigers, be careful that you give birth to a son without a fart......
"What did you say?" Wu Hanqing turned around and asked.
The old bustard was taken aback, can you hear such a small sound? Hurriedly said: "Huh? No, no, you 'go slowly, you go slowly. ”
"Well, you don't dare." Wu Hanqing actually didn't hear anything, but there were more people who scolded him, and he had experience, so he often played like this, and it became natural to get used to playing while playing.
The devils are finally satisfied this time, how long has it been since they played like this, it's really enjoyable! The soul-destroying cries of the flower girls are still in my ears, and they are evocative!
The devils really drank too much, singing the classic lyrics of their devil country "Cherry Blossoms", and laughed and laughed after singing, giggling and laughing, it was a happy one!
The most important thing is that Wu Hanqing is also drunk and hazy, where do you remember to remind them to be low-key? In fact, this product is the most drunk, as soon as he came on stage, he kept toasting one by one, six devils! If people drink one glass, he has to drink six glasses. Can you not get drunk? Unless it's Dionysus.
Now it's okay, no one reminds you.
The devils have long forgotten to keep a low profile, they have long forgotten what bullshit Flying Tigers are, and they have forgotten their previous plans, and they have gone back the same way without saying a word? What bullshit? We are the Imperial Army, and we are also the invincible and prestigious Fifth Division, haha! Do we want to keep a low profile? Just kidding, isn't it?
At this time, it was about three o'clock in the afternoon, and the devils were laughing all the way back with each other's shoulders on their backs.
A devil turned his head and saw a fruit stall on the side of the road, and a dark and thin old man was selling sweet fruits. The thin black man sat on a large stone with a dry pipe in his hand, and smoked dry tobacco on the ground, and in front of him dozens of half-baked sweet fruits were placed in a worn-out basket.
"Yo Si. Sweet fruit? "This is a good product after drinking, and seeing this thing after drinking is the most gluttonous and appetizing.
No, as soon as those devils saw these sweet fruits, they swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a grunt in their throats, revealing a greedy ghost image.
"Hey, hey! Ha ha! Ganguo, big yo xi! ”
The devils laughed and ran up directly, without asking or even looking at the old man who sold sweet fruits, they grabbed a sweet fruit with one hand and began to peel and eat meat.
Seeing that there are not many sweet fruits, they are all scrambling to peel the skin and send it to their mouths.
If you have a slow hand and eat less, then you will lose money, right?
Of course, Wu Hanqing is also one of them, this kind of traitor brought the devil out just to harm the people and get some benefits by the way, how can there be any reason to let it go?
Listening to the sound and watching the action, everyone knows that these people are devils, although they did not bring guns, they still wore the clothes of Chinese people.
The old man continued to smoke a dry cigarette, and looked at them with a blank face, without saying a word, and did not bother to pay attention to them, as if they were not eating his sweet fruit.
The stall owners next door, not far away, and even the whole street, who could see this scene, all looked at this scene very calmly, and did not show the angry or angry expressions we imagined at all. Instead, a man who sold meat shouted at those devils, "Hey! Little devil, I have a lot of meat here, and the meat is not easy to sell today, so come and harm me? ”
A woman selling vegetables on the side scolded: "Butcher Zhang, the little devil hasn't finished eating, you just call, Old Man Li will definitely be in a hurry with you for a while, and his wife is still waiting for money to treat the disease!" ”