Chapter 65: Spanking Your Ass
"That's not necessarily," Li Xue scoffed: "The so-called thing is man-made, let's go out of the nest this time, secretly protect along the road, I see who can take away the Birth Compendium under our noses." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"That's right," Master Li nodded: "No matter what, let's give it a try, such a good opportunity can't be wasted." ”
How's that going to work? Zhang Dacang was secretly anxious, how could Chao Gai Wu go to Liangshan if he didn't wait for a cadre to get the Birthday Gang? But then I thought that with Master Li's strength, he shouldn't be able to stop Chao Gairen and others.
Zhang Dacang sighed: "Okay, since you have made up your mind, then I can only wish you success." After saying that, he was ready to put oil on the soles of his feet and sneak out.
With a sound of "Qiang", a sword was horizontally in front of Zhang Dacang, and then Li Xue sneered: "Want to leave?" It's not that easy. ”
Zhang Dacang stared at the sword with wide eyes and smiled: "Huh? It's cheap, it's cheap. ”
Li Xue snorted: "You know all our secrets now, and you have to die today." ”
"Little girl," Zhang Dacang said with a smile, "Don't be cheap at every turn, it's very dangerous." ”
Li Xue sneered, drew his sword and stabbed, Zhang Dacang scooped up with his left hand, mixed under his feet, Li Xue stood unsteadily, and was about to fall down with a bang, Zhang Dacang pressed it again, and took Li Xue on his lap. Stretched out his right hand, only to hear two crisp sounds, and his palm slapped heavily on Li Xue's buttocks. Perhaps due to long-term martial arts training, Li Xue's buttocks are firm and full, full of elasticity, which makes Zhang Dacang secretly scream.
Li Xue stared at Zhang Dacang with wide eyes, but saw him smile lewdly: "Call you naughty and beat your ass." How does it feel? Do you feel like you can't stop it? ”
Li Xue exerted her strength to eat, wanting to break free from Zhang Cannon, not wanting to press this goods to death, Li Xue only felt as if she was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain, so she had to raise her teary eyes, look at Master Li, and beg her to help.
"Childe, stop," Master Li looked at Li Xue's pitiful tearful eyes, and hurriedly stopped: "The little sister is young and ignorant, and I hope that the son will not worry about a little girl." ”
"Oh, the master girl misunderstood," Zhang Dacang laughed, "How can I be scheming with a little kid, I'm playing games with her." ”
Master Li snorted secretly, not to mention taking advantage of others, but you still have a hearty word: "Then please let go of Xue'er quickly." ”
"Why don't you let me go?" With the support of Master Li, Li Xue is like an angry female cat.
"Oh? Are you sure? Zhang Dacang smiled and said, "That's what you said." With that, he stood up and let go of his hands. Losing the support of Zhang Cannon's legs, Li Xue fell straight to the ground with a bang.
"Ouch," Li Xue cried bitterly: "You ...... of you"
Zhang Dacang spread his hands and shrugged helplessly: "I can ask you in advance, it's none of my business." ”
"You dare to tease me?" Li Xue said and got up, trembling her sword and wanting to pounce again, Master Li hurriedly pulled her: "Okay, Xue'er, stop messing around." ”
"But sister," Li Xue looked very anxious: "He already knows our secret." ”
"Don't worry," Master Li said slowly: "I believe that Zhang Gongzi is a righteous gentleman who won't talk nonsense everywhere," and then looked at Zhang Dacang and smiled: "Zhang Gongzi, are you right?" ”
"That's why the teacher and the girl can speak," Zhang Dacang said with a smile: "I don't talk nonsense, but I have several storytellers under the overpass, and I'm afraid that they will divide your story into several paragraphs and take turns telling them every day!" ”
"You are talking nonsense," Li Xue said angrily: "What is the difference between your friend who said the book and you who told it?" ”
"Xue'er can't make mistakes," Master Li turned his head and smiled: "If the son has any orders, even if he says it bluntly, the master will obey everything." ”
"Really?" Zhang Dacang was overjoyed: "So talking to smart people is worry-free." After speaking, she glanced at Li Xue, who was not to be outdone, and looked back with wide eyes.
Master Li couldn't help but hesitate a little when he saw him, he wouldn't come up with some messy ideas. Gritted his teeth and said, "It's true, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”
Zhang Dacang looked at her expression and guessed a point or two, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it won't embarrass you," and said and took out a stack of masks and said: "This is also simple, na, this is my newly developed product, I want to ask the teacher girl to help sell it to your sisters." ”
Master Li took the mask and frowned, "Mask? What is it? ”
"Uh......" Zhang Dacang secretly worded: "Simply put, it's something that whitens the skin, na, you see," Zhang Dacang said and took out one, put it on his face and said: "Just like this, put it on your face every day, and ensure that the face of the teacher girl is as soft and silky as a baby, and it is radiant." ”
"Is it really that amazing?" Master Li said happily: "Is it better than the effect of rouge?" ”
"Of course," Zhang Dacang said with a smile, and sure enough, the woman was very concerned about her appearance: "The rouge only looks pink and white on the surface, and once the makeup is removed, it will return to its original shape." However, this mask improves skin problems from the inside out, and even if you don't wear makeup, your skin will still be white and tender. Of course, although there is no effect in the short term, perseverance will definitely make the teacher and girl glow and whiten the skin, which is definitely worth the money. ”
"There is such an ingenious thing," Master Li sighed, "Childe is really different." ”
"Where, where," Zhang Dacang blushed rarely: "The senior girl can't just see my shining points, in fact, I still have many shortcomings, such as being a little handsome, a little higher in martial arts, and a little more talented." ”
Master Li sneered: "This son can rest assured, I will definitely recommend her to my sisters with all my might, I believe they will also like her very much." Then he sighed quietly: "I just ask my son to keep his promise, and don't tell us about it." ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say," Zhang Dacang laughed: "Don't worry, even if someone wants to castrate me, I will never say half a word." ”
Master Li knew that Zhang Dacang was a person, and when he saw him swear such a poisonous oath, he was naturally convinced: "Thank you so much Gongzi for keeping it a secret for us, but Shishi still has something to ask Gongzi." ”
"What's the matter?" Zhang Dacang got the promise of Master Li, and he also smiled happily: "The girl of the master commands." ”
"I want to ask Childe, who wants to fight the idea of this birthday gang," Master Li said slowly, "I'll let our people pay attention." ”
"Well...... this" Zhang Dacang hesitated, did he want to tell her that it was Chao Gai, Wu Yong and others? What if this history changes again? Thinking about it, he had to say ambiguously: "I don't know very well, but I think it should be seven green forest heroes." ”