Chapter Seventy-One: Damn Auntie

Zhang Dacang ignored him, and hurriedly ran back to the house with a tea tray. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Magnolia had already finished tidying up, sitting on the stool, looking out the window and thinking about something. Seeing Zhang Dacang running in in a hurry, he hurriedly greeted him: "Big brother, if you take so much, I can't eat it." ”

Zhang Dacang put down the tea tray and said with a dark face: "Eat, you have to finish it for me today, look at how thin you have become, at least one cup smaller, if you can't finish eating, see how I clean you up." ”

Yulan knew that he was taking care of himself, but she just made a bitter face: "So much, do you think I am a pig?" ”

"Nonsense," Zhang Dacang hugged the shy Yulan and sat on his lap: "You are a pig, so what am I?" You are not allowed to scold yourself in the future, because scolding you is equivalent to scolding me, do you even scold your eldest brother? ”

Yulan hurriedly shook her head: "How can I scold my eldest brother, I'll just eat." As he spoke, his body shook violently, and the flirtatious cannon burned himself, and the brother couldn't help but hold his head high, facing the magnolia.

Yulan twisted her body, trying to avoid Zhang Dacang's murder weapon, but the more fierce she moved, Zhang Dacang's brother was more fierce than her. Zhang Dacang noticed it, and scolded his brother with a smile: "Damn, it's really useless, so I can't hold my breath like this, it's really embarrassing for Lao Tzu." Yulan was ashamed and happy, and secretly scolded herself. But seriously, Zhang Dacang secretly felt sad for his brother, he had been here for so long, and he had his own hands out, and he hadn't opened the meat yet.

"Well, big brother, you can eat it too," Yulan picked up a piece of meat while eating, turned around and handed it to Zhang Dacang's mouth, and said, "This meat is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and it is very delicious." ”

"Really?" Zhang Dacang smiled and opened his mouth, took a bite of the food fed by Yulan, and said softly: "Is our Yulan delicious?" ”

Magnolia blushed, and her voice was like a mosquito fly: "How can I eat it." ”

Zhang Dacang laughed, blew at Yulan's neck again, and said softly: "Of course you can, I'll eat you later." ”

Yulan blushed and lowered her head to concentrate on eating, no longer paying attention to Zhang Dacang, she knew that no matter what she said, she would be taken to the ditch by Zhang Dacang. From time to time, he picked up some vegetables and turned around to feed Zhang Cannon, but every time he turned around, he would be hit by a foreign object between his thighs. Magnolia set up a momentum and finally wiped out a table of food, of course, in fact, most of it was due to Zhang Dacang. Yulan stood up and cleaned up the table: "Big brother, this is the most satisfying meal I have ever eaten in my life." ”

Zhang Dacang hiccuped, stretched his belly and smiled bitterly: "This is also the fullest meal I have eaten in my life." Yulan, look at you, tell you to eat, you feed it to my mouth nine times out of ten, making my belly bigger. Saying that, he stood up with difficulty and waved his hand at Yulan: "What are you doing here, someone will come to clean up later, come over and help me go to bed and lie down." ”

Seeing his painful appearance, Yulan hurriedly threw down the dishes in her hand, ran over, picked up the cannon and walked to the bed. If you change to a different girl, such as Miss Jin or Song Ruofei, Master Li, you will definitely be able to see where Zhang Dacang can't eat and walk, it is obvious that he is taking the opportunity to rub oil, and only Yulan will be stupid to really think that Zhang Dacang is supporting it for herself.

Yulan cautiously waited for Zhang Dacang to sit down, as if she was taking care of a wounded man: "Big brother, you sit down and rest first, and I'll come over to accompany you after I finish cleaning up that point." As he spoke, he turned around and wanted to leave, but he was pulled by Zhang Dacang: "I said that you don't need to clean up, come, sit down for me, you are not allowed to get up without my order." After speaking, he pulled hard with his hand, and then pulled Yulan to sit on his lap. Zhang Dacang smiled lewdly: "Little baby, the meal is also finished, are we going to do something we love to do next?" As the saying goes, think about it warmly. ”

Yulan lowered her head, and her face was about to drip blood: "Big brother, no." Zhang Dacang held back for so long, and when he saw a great opportunity, he was willing to let it go, and pretended to say: "Okay, since Yulan doesn't like me, forget it." As he spoke, he let go of the hand that was holding Magnolia.

Yulan was unstable and almost fell off Zhang's cannon's leg, and hurriedly said, "No, no, no...... I didn't mean that, Yulan likes big brother very much, but it's really not good today, oops, I'm ashamed. ”

"That's right," Zhang Cannon continued to hug Yulan: "We are now a matchmaker, and it is indeed unreasonable." Zhang Dacang thought, in this society, premarital sex is very inappropriate, in case there is an accident in the future, what should that person do. Besides, without the order of his parents, the words of the matchmaker, it is unreasonable to eat her now, and the parents don't know if they agree with it, Zhang Dacang shook his head helplessly.

Yulan noticed Zhang Dacang's strange appearance, probably guessed what he thought, and hurriedly shook her head, tears circled in her eyes: "It's not what the eldest brother thinks, since Yulan has identified the eldest brother, I will follow the eldest brother in the future, whether the eldest brother is alive or dead." ”

"Then what is there to worry about?" Zhang Dacang smiled, turned over and pressed Yulan under him: "As long as you are happy, I am happy, why do you want to do so much." Come, Magnolia, big brother will give you happiness now. After speaking, he gently unbuttoned Yulan's clothes, and bit down hard with his big mouth.

Yulan's head was buzzing, hey, that's it, that's it, this enemy, thinking about it, tried her best to cooperate. Seeing that Yulan was relaxed, Zhang Dacang was overjoyed, and tried his best to provoke Yulan, who was panting, and was about to drive straight into the spear, when he saw a pool of blood. Zhang Dacang was shocked: "Oh, Yulan, are you injured?" Quick, let me see if I'm seriously hurt? ”

Saying that, she stood up and was about to pull up Magnolia, Yulan waved her hand and whispered, "No, I'...... I'm here. ”

"Which one is that?" Zhang Dacang said anxiously: "Which you hurt you like this, I have to split him." ”

Yulan thought he didn't know, so she had to say shyly: "No...... No one hurt me, big brother, don't worry, this is normal, there are always a few days every month. ”

There are always a few days a month, why does that sound so familiar? Zhang Dacang said secretly, and suddenly reacted, Damn, this damn aunt. Zhang Dacang got down from Yulan dejectedly, leaned on the head of the bed, held Yulan with one hand, and cried: "Yulan, big brother can't give you happiness today." Yulan said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, big brother." As he spoke, he buried his head in Zhang Cannon's chest.

Zhang Dacang shook his head: "It's the eldest brother who is sorry for you, it's good for us to talk like this." "Zhang Dacang experienced a lot of ups and downs, and he was drowsy.

"Hmm." Yulan replied happily, but in the blink of an eye, she heard the snoring sound from the cannon. Magnolia gently touched his face, and also leaned on his chest and fell asleep.